Okay, how'd he do that?

>>3516563
lol
captcha: eatsöylent

Me getting banned from my own room aside, I think that was one of the better ones we've had.

>>3516569 Yeah, how did that even work?

>>3516415 All strippers are also waitresses so it gives you a chance to ask them for a lap dance and hand them your credit card for payment of drinks and tips for other services.

>>3516547 So no 'sticking coins to the body'? That's a shame. They have to do that somewhere. Rick -- have you seen any dimensions where they do this?

>>3516415

It may vary from city to city, and province to province, but in the province of Alberta, this is what happens:

Stage dancers perform a routine on the stage. Usually about 4 or 5 songs. For each song, they must remove a layer of clothing, so that by the time their last song is done, they're completely nude.

At any time, it is acceptable to place bills upon the stage.

After the dancer has finished her fully nude set, there is an opportunity for the patrons in the front row to play "the game." The dancer brings out souvenirs (posters, magnets, lighters, etc), which can be won by knocking coins off the dancer's body... with other coins.

A dancer will adhere loonies or toonies on her body someplace (stomach, hip, asscheeks, nipples, pussy) and it's your job to try and knock the coins off her body, by throwing coins at her.

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abusing the good will of ignorant/stupid judges or juries is universal. still disgusting though.

This is, apparently, more common than I'd ever have imagined - https://www.themarshallproject.org/2017/05/31/downloading-a-nightmare

>>3516549
I knew a person IRL who claimed to be able to do this.

IT'S FUCKING STICKY SKIN. No science miracle.

>>3516565
Poor hygiene is a special form of magic.

>>3516550
This is your answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmINvcVTvpQ

>>3516463 Gonna have to disappoint you there I'm afraid. I doubt you'd find the real Roxi in a place like this.

>>3516419 Anyway, scratch that, this one's more fitting.

>>3516478
Of course I figured it wasn't the real Roxi. I was playing along in the hopes of role playing. Still want to do it?

And yes, that is more fitting.

>>3516480 Ah, maybe later, I gotta be someplace else right now.

>>3516371

>there are no bodily 'unpleasantries' such as odor, feces, urine, menstrual blood, etc
>the simplification of easily identifiable features (eyes, lips) can be indistinct enough that the imagination gravitates to preset appealing features

Those are the hallmark of shitty 2d porn though.

There are no niggers in it

>>3516480 Also, maybe you could hook up with Aufy? He likes to dress up and look nice, and he seems totally immune to the aging process. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WcNoTNRLsI

>>3516515 :3

>>3514128

You don't reason in /pol/ threads, you hit the [-] button and let the IRA, fools, and bots have at it.

That is why the mods are trimming non-/pol/ threads and leaving /pol/ threads alone. You can [-] a pol thread, but not so much a regular furry thread when it gets hijacked.

>>3516247
it has nothing to so with politics. the moderation team has been infiltrated by the soy lobby.

If these things offend you, you're a stupid SJW.

Also a nigger :3c

>>3513226
Basically this. We don't have blacks but we have gypsies. There's those that are fine upstanding citizens (sadly not too many). And then there's those that do their damn hardest to not fit in and be a fucking cancerous boil on society's ass.

The US has a massive problem with fatherlesness and thug culture in black population, creating many delinquents. I'd call that a "nigger", and I'm not feeling guilty of racism to say this.

>>3516249
That's a stretch. You sad someone derailed an Odin thread? Maybe get it back on track with some actual dirt on him?

But hate speech is FREE speech

>>3516330
Academic free speech is a damn lie.

>>3516318 nypa

>>3516031

118? A fucking CHAD?

Anyways your test is wrong and should be more refined.

• Taking meds or therapy

you might mean NOT needing to take meds or therapy? I didn't count this one since I don't take any, unless Pastis counts.

• Socialize at least once a day or week

I consider the need to socialize like a weakness, I do prefer solitude.

• Use social networks regularly

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90.

>>3516270

No, I have actual martial arts experience, and Greco-Roman grappling experience from high school. You learn quite a bit when you do school club sports, but I doubt you've ever had the physical shape for such.

>>3516440
The thought of some buff af greco wrestler furry with actual knowledge of how to fight turns me on. Probably only into other buff dudes and not cute ones though, rip

>>3516422

>>3516440

Demonstration video link?

>>3516443 Didn't the ancient Greeks regard man x boy as the highest form of love or something? If you can pass, I'd say you're in with a chance.

>>3516385 All /x/ files aside... I don't know what "species" you're referring to because to me that just sounds like fascist divisionist hate speech (because that's exactly what it is)... but I want LEGITIMATE AMERICAN CITIZENS to have the right to vote... In AMERICA...

Race is not a factor to me in voting... Citizenship is... I mean... lets say I said FUCK IT ... and just jumped ship and left for Cananda because of OMG AMERICA SUCKS BECAUSE MUH OPPRESSION ... and just ... ARRIVED in Canada ... And said WELL... ya know... my country sucks... so I'm here now... So ... yeah... I'm I citizen now... because ... ya know... I'm here and Said so .... and my country stinks ... Trump is hitler... You REALLY think the Canadian government should tolerate that? You Really REeeeeeeeeaaaaly think they should give me the right to vote?Because .... I mean COMMON... trump is LITTERALLY HITLER... and we're just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH oppressed over here... not unlike Mexico...

and it's just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH bad over here... that simply on the grounds that... I exist... and managed to set up shop on Canadain soil... I should have a right to vote in Canadian elections... on ANY level?

No mutliple me ... times .... literally MILLIONS of American citizens... who have decieded...
Well ya know... Trump is hitler so We're refugees... and SORRY CANANDA... but it might take a few years to go through your due process of becoming citizens ... us being here and trump being Hitler should be enough for you grant us full citizenship...

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>>3516385
It's questionable that voting is even a good system since so many people are uninformed and stupid.

>>3516397
You are extrapolating, Polybius!
Also, I can't believe it's not Dieudo.

>>3516343

Let's make it real simple. You control for population differences as a ratio. These are not real numbers, just making a clear example here.

100 blacks and 37 of them have a criminal record verses 10,000 whites and 3700 of them have criminal records. To compare them fairly if you wanted to compare real numbers instead of percents, you would reduce 10,000 by a factor of 100, and 3700 by a factor of 100, and you'd find that they're equal when population equal.

The graph you posted is misleading because it presents hate crime in terms of raw number, as if whites and blacks had the same total population. When people say that data is bullshit! what they mean is that the data doesn't match the reality of their experiences. They can't square the circle that they know that black people are doing more crime when you control for population differences, and they are just left with their gut instinct that the graphic is misleading.

Everyone is taught in school that graphs can be misleading, depending on how you decide to show the data scale OR what numbers you choose to graph. Such graphs might be completely true, but it is how the human mind works with them that makes them misleading.

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Exkuze me, I'd like to intersectionalism for a moment.

>>3516397
This is what scientologists actually believe.

>>3516483 It's not Scientology.

The Pleiadians and Rizqians are well known extraterrestrial civilizations within the UFO research community.

Oh and by the way... I think this thread has stopped bumping.

>>3516214
Maybe he owes the threads' poster some money.

>>3516279
Or maybe he shit on his dick

You know, like fags do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up3vc2wsz6Y&feature=youtu.be

I Was Catfished By a Furry for 7 Months.
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Published on Jul 25, 2018

>>3516317

>>3516319

>>3516319

Then to you we do this!

>>3516321
Master Pain does it better - https://youtu.be/TmvZy0xZ-pQ

enjoying the weekend in the countryside... it's over 35C outside and this thinkpad is overheating too.

Same old, same old.

my spouse left me, my life is in shambles and life isn't worth living

>>3516223

havent you herd the saying theres plently of fish in the sea? youll find another one if the first one doesnt work out

Summer is almost over and the cold dread of college looms over the horizon.

>>3516232
i'm gradually moving on, it's getting easier and easier to let go

death is still the only valid way to solve my life.

OP, for real, have you been in a coma for the last few months?

So, where is it?

>>3504493
Dude, learn to internet. There's lots of stuff at e621 and paheal.