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3dd4fb22 No.3642619[Reply]

1efeb632 No.3642668

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>Netflix

3c22453e No.3642728

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364f76fd No.3642446[Reply]

How did you realize you are gay? What was your reaction? What did you do and what happened next? How did you find others like you? Your first close encounter experience?
Let's have a nice life stories thread.
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10436151 No.3642639

>>3642628
Guys don't really do much for me but an asshole is an asshole and I haven't had any tail in almost a decade. So what then?

9d08bee1 No.3642649

>>3642639
fuck your dog

d54472f4 No.3642656

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7614f53e No.3642660

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>>3642639
i suppose if you just want to use a person, any person, like a fleshlight and they're up for it you may as well go for it
>>3642624
you want detail? alright
>How did you realize you are gay?
around 15 or 16 i started masturbating to porn, and i found that various kinds of gay furry porn were a lot hotter than straight porn. i remember once thinking i was proud to have equal amounts of gay/straight stuff saved, then when i checked it was more like 75% furry femboys.
>What was your reaction?
"oh, guess i'm bisexual then, cool". i didn't attach much significance or moral weight to it, it was about as significant at discovering i like both light and dark beers
>What did you do and what happened next?
fapped, got sex toys, e-dated a bunch of guys and a few transwomen, some even from here (hi jarlix)
>How did you find others like you?
imageboards at first, in the last few years i've been really trying to branch myself more into irl social groups. so far i've only really met people through friends of friends
>Your first close encounter experience?
just turning 19, flying to iceland to meet someone i'd be with for 4 years. i was horrified that i wasn't attracted to him at all, but as time went on i warmed up to him in that department. he fucked me and sucked my dick while i played dark souls

a8ebe78f No.3642672

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I realized I wasn't and that I was lied to and tricked by every gay guy I knew and even a girl or two as well, got out of furry shit and found everyone else outside of it to be infinitely more palatable

Way happier now. I don't miss you fucks at all

a8ebe78f No.3642678

The correct reaction to finding out your son is gay is throwing that garbage pile out on the streets

1ac93d34 No.3642690

>>3642656
what the heck is that dog wearing?



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53b10d41 No.3642557[Reply]

Sources say that CWC's and Barb's rooms at 14 Branchland Court have been emptied out and the house has been given over to the bank in default of the mortgage. Barb will be staying with relatives but if and when Chris gets out he won't be welcomed back by any of his relatives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-xcrs_3cvU
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53b10d41 No.3642603

>>3642592
Sounds like Philomaeus, a furry who got some sort of inheritance and went crazy buying gay art of his character. You might ask why gay art would be an issue? Well the guy's a devout Catholic and every Easter he would have regrets and delete all his galleries, but by Summer time he'd put them back again.

862b4a4e No.3642605

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>>3642603
I'm pretty sure I was thinking of this guy, SecreT. Still not surprised it isn't a unique theme. Furries tend to be shit with their money resourcing and go n1gg3r rich the second they run into a lump of cash.

Took a while to dig him up, not at all surprised that fa entry from 4 years ago was licking KaylaNa's ass.

Then again, with how he looks in his irl pic. I can totally imagine him just oozing money for a while, and then killing himself off after the "lottery curse" sets in once he ran out of cash and ended up in deep debt.

862b4a4e No.3642607

https://www.furaffinity.net/journals/secret/

Actually he was apparently deep into KaylaNa's ass before he went silent.

Seems everyone she talks to ends up in debt and a whirlwind of drama.

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>>3642607
Wasn't Allan's story practically the same?

842f8871 No.3642614

>>3642605
also a prize to have steam the alcoholic's inferiority contested by other colleague degenerates. in a cwc thread too…fuckin…masterpiece chef work.

862b4a4e No.3642618

>>3642610
I don't even remember what lead up to what happened to Allan, other than the end game. Spend all his money on digital art commissions, took out a few "short term loans" to make more commissions, whined when he became homeless after spending all his money and a lot more on said commissions, set up a go-fund-me to get a roof over his head, and spent that on more commissions.

That picture always irritates me too, he never even passed the first week of boot camp. He bought that "U.S. Army" patch after he got discharged. Its basically stolen valor. You get a name tag and uniform basically right off the bat, but you don't actually get to put "Army/ AF/ Navy/ Marine/ CG" on your uniform until you're a lot later in training.

Plus he's wearing his cap indoors.

53b10d41 No.3642638

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIzierOlnv4

"Do you have any favorite fruits?" - CWC
"Your bananas." - Barb
"Do you enjoy those bananas?" - CWC
"Yes." - Barb

"Thank you mom. Love you. Give me a hug?" - CWC
"I'm thirsty." - Barb
"Say turn me loose, you silly goose." - CWC
"Turn me loose, you silly goose." - Barb
"You used to say that more flirtingly!" - CWC



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b9e353c0 No.3605690[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What kind of stinky smell from another species do you enjoy most? Please describe, with picture if possible.
Who wouldn't want to grab those huge toes and spread them apart then shove your nose right in between them!
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3fe6767f No.3641515

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Haven't really been actively looking for porn.

418498ab No.3641520

>>3641515
>futa
>horse dick

Why do they put so much effort into art just to ruin it?

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9f70e8e8 No.3415[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No, fear reincarnation, when we die activity of our brains cease and in your brain is a soul organ will be eaten by microbes as months and years pass on these microbes carry your genes or dna and if they are eaten by other organism your molecules become stems cells if its in a random animal chances you will become a prey or predictor would suck I rather be reborn as a human. nature is cruel if you were reborn as a shitty human in a poor country it would suck!
I won't feel anything after death, it would be darkness, and a process of biology and nature taking its course.
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fa5f6bfc No.3632661

>>3632660
wow another purely conservative trait, childhood trauma.

7f5ff095 No.3632668

>>3632659
>>3632663
If you truly believe that,
you are truly delusional.

81d2e253 No.3632673

>>3632663

This is a prime example of why drugs are bad for you, kids.

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d7223ce3 No.3642565

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Since life on Earth exist for 7 or 8 millions years ago.
chance of being reborn as a human are slim depending how numerous the population. Either you are poor or rich, and in a dysfunctional or functional families, race and education plays a role on lifespan. Google is trying to get all data of our life and death experiences and the scary part is trying to dehumanize human nature.

d7223ce3 No.3642567

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This whole thread is speculation of human life experiences after death will life recycle your remains and replace you into another life form, human again or animal?

2642be7c No.3642582

>>3632663
It's fucking 3B trying to turn this thread into another /POL/ thread so it gets deleted, you can't tell? This turd is universally hated here by all yet like terminal cancer he won't just go away. Having Chris Chan posting here would be better than his shit.



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c3b4698e No.3641289[Reply]

Are Stonetoss and Nanimoose actually the same person?
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74cb054a No.3641317

>>3641309
Lowtax outed him shortly before his suicide

643a107d No.3641329

>>3641317


Did he have proof?

ace4d59c No.3641355

>>3641329
He was going to release it but Shmorky gave him the Epstein treatment to protect his NFT scam

7a19624b No.3641357

Nanimoose has way better anatomy skills!!

c84e18ce No.3641592

>>3641289
I had that thought for years, keep nanomoose safe, plz :')

83e0c397 No.3642499

Holy FUCK! I can't unsee it OP…

7b7effb4 No.3642576

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Pretty sure Nanimoose is Al Mackey…



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4d174f19 No.3637909[Reply]

SIMBA FIGURINE! … RED FOX FIGURINE! … ARCTIC FOX FIGURINE! … SCOOBY DOO FIGURINE! … BEANIE BABY! … 3D PRINTED FOX! …
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a161fa7a No.3642209

>You should probably not leave your house tomorrow. You might get flattened by a truck. I mean it could happen, can it not?

Walking outside is something that most people have to do. Shoving toys like that up your ass isn't.

a161fa7a No.3642210

>I'm not gonna put animal figurines up my butt, but if that guy wants to do it, who are you to stop him?

You're right, who am I to stop him. There's nothing to say that I cannot give advice on the possible dangers of doing it.

a161fa7a No.3642211

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https://www.bishuk.com/your-questions/safe-put-bum/

"It’s fine to be into masturbation and it’s fine to enjoy anal penetration (for whatever reason). But, please don’t put a marker pen up your bum. As I’ve discussed here and here, marker pens aren’t safe to use in the vagina but they are also really not safe to use up your arse. Why? Because you can lose it up there. True story.

The anus has very strong muscles surrounding the opening (sphincter) and the colon. Ever tried holding a fart in? Imagine how strong those muscles are, you’re holding gas inside you. When things are inserted into the anus these really strong muscles can suck things in. And because of these muscles that are strong enough to hold a fart in, anything that is sucked up there can be hard to get out. Add to this that you need some kind of lubrication to get a thing in your anus, and that your hands might be slippery, this means it would be highly likely you would have a marker pen stuck up your arse.

This is why when people use sex toys in their arse they should use ones designed for their arse. Sex toys for arses are very smooth all the way around and have a flared base which stops it from getting sucked inside you. So please don’t use a marker pen up your arse."

b77edc82 No.3642279

>>3642211
You can't actually "lose" anything up your colon. There are two sphincters, one at both ends of the rectum, and the inner one into the sigmoid colon has a 90 degrees bend to it, so getting stuff lodged up there past the inner spinchter requires that you deliberately force it at some considerable pain and effort to reach in that far.

Anything you slip into the rectum, you'll eventually just poo it out. If it's a sharpie, it may poke you a bit but it will get surrounded with so much shit that it'll pass.

2f4012d2 No.3642417

>>3642279
That happened to my buddy Simba. We had a sleepover and he got to sleep deep in my rectum. He was probably at the sigmoid bend. I went to sleep with him inside there and when I tried to get him out later, he would not come out. He made me constipated. I became worried however a few hours later he came back out covered in shit and I cleaned him off. Turns out he just really liked it in there and wanted to stay for a bit longer.
Also I have pushed objects past the inner sphincter using the endoscope and it doesn't hurt. Just gotta wait for it to open first.

>>3642200
That once happened to me because I did something really stupid. I used a roll-on deodorant bottle to push the 3d printed fox into my ass. His ears cut along my rectal walls when he was pushed in and that caused internal bleeding. That was the worst case of bleeding that I ever had. However it healed up and I never had to see a doctor.

I learned from both of these mistakes and they never happened again. I would show a photo of the cut but I would have to find the video first. I have literally hundreds of endoscope recordings that I have gotten over the past 3 years I have been doing this.

8e6cf01f No.3642497

Apparently, when you let dogs fuck you in the ass they do it with a kind of rapid stabby motion and there is a pointy bone inside their dick, yet I've never heard of any serious injuries from doing this, or are there? I would think it more likely if they get a big knot in your ass then try to pull it out it might maybe cause a tear in the anus or something, any experts on this?

2f4012d2 No.3642525

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>>3642211
>When things are inserted into the anus these really strong muscles can suck things in.

Hot. I want to be small and be inserted into a fox's anus and have a fox's anus suck my whole body inside.



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fb60f39a No.3642044[Reply]

The British Beastars is here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbZlAEUb5w
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7e9f394d No.3642170

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>>3642162
I know, right. I almost feel guilty for taking it.

But then again, I am probably taking from the chosen people so I should probably just go ahead.

996d8aef No.3642177

>>3642170
As a gay man I'm entitled to reparations from Netflix because of crimes they've committed against my people. This shit is a hate crime:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k2NsSOVNC0U

7e9f394d No.3642178

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>>3642177
Same here (when it comes to humans).

The amount of politics in that trailer is cringe and nausea inducing. It's like "let's pack every possible stereotype and political issue in two minutes, go!"

*hurp*

a4e800d6 No.3642179

>>3642178
That comic rules.

For those unaware it's http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/

7e9f394d No.3642181

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>>3642179
The art style got insanely better within the first hundred pages, then it got lazier, then it got tumblritis.

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fbeb92bb No.3642491

I watched it. It's decent. The first human story is rather generic horror. I very much enjoyed the second with the rat. The third is also very enjoyable but it's also seemingly just some allegory. I don't know how any qualifies as black comedy. Mainly though, I desire calico waifu.

I don't know why websites are listing this as a television show; it's not. It's just a standalone anthology.



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469852c9 No.3630180[Reply]

Post werewolves.
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0daf5916 No.3631855

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>>3631852
Flat faced wolfman is inferior to muzzle wolfman

Wonder if we'll see The Astounding Wolfman in the next season of Invincible

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>>3631855
Well, as I mentioned there was more than one run of the series, some of them DID have him looking much more animalistic.
I wonder which version they will use for the movie?

76749fcc No.3631867

>>3631860
They may use both, the way I understand the history of that character (Jack Russel) and the way Marvel explains it, he started out as the flat-faced type werewolf, but the more years he is cursed as being one the more he slowly progresses toward the more bestial form.

083c938e No.3633675

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It's a full moon tonight.

083c938e No.3633678

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Technically it was early this morning while it was still dark out. There was actually a partial eclipse that I missed. But whatever, it's full enough tonight.

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Next full moon is Monday. Moon-day. Remember to keep your werewolf girlfriend close.

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806db7fb No.3619842[Reply]

Did anyone else think the alternate, more agressive and hi-tech bridge design seen in the TNG episode "Parallels" was frigging dope? I bet it was one of the designs considered to be used when the show began production, but they went with the warmer, earthier look instead.

Aside from obviously being cheaper made, I think it would have just as iconic had they went with it, and more suitable for the subject of the show.

Also, Beastars is overrated, cliche grimdark and ponderous anime just catering to the "based" and anti-woke crowd with nothing original. Brand New Animal is objectively better in every way, but you all probably think its JUST 4 GURLZ.
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0ac970d0 No.3629378

>>3629082
>implying Superman 3 and 4 didn't kill the character forever anyways

a13d53d7 No.3629464

>>3629378
-watches superman 4-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5mcMmE3RL8
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE?!

4368514c No.3629481

>>3629464

It was one of the worst superhero movies of all time. Second only to the original Fantastic Four movie that was SO bad, they not only didn't release it, they destroyed all copies of it but one survived and has been making the sci-fi convention bootleg video circuit. Its cinematic horror and abysmal production quality is truly epic.

763c638f No.3629500

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>>3629481
I never saw Superman 4 … at least not more than the first 5 minutes which consisted of several plot problems.

>>3629464
WTF, eye beams that repair stone walls? I'm calling Hacks! Batman is what you get when you max out your character and buy all the DLC. Superman is what you get when you cheat it all in with hacks and cheat codes.

a3117ec2 No.3629506

>>3629500
Here is the explanation for that, from the comments section:
"In the comic adaptation he moved at super speed to rebuild the wall, but Cannon didn't have the budget for that and went the cheap route here instead for the film."

0ac970d0 No.3642432

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Just started watching these old movies, what the whole franchise begun with, and whoah….. this is really serious, not quite the "toy commercial" you might suspect it to be. To bad they pretty much screwed up the franchise later, but the original movies are really worth seeing.

The most awesome speech ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4b6QDhDjBI

ea08f67b No.3642455

>>3629481
I think it's because the Scientologists thought it was an attack on them.

XENU!
https://youtu.be/f5mcMmE3RL8?t=114



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