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9b429f48 No.3583592[Reply]

Just installed a bidet, and holy hell why have these never caught on in america. I had the Jaws attack theme going on in my head while slowly turning it on for the first time and then… BAM, cleanest asshole in the universe.

Toilet paper is a false prophet, and dead to me.
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e3912f9d No.3583757

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The ultimate test is "will it fuck" so try to picture 2 asses finished shitting: the one with soaked fur or the rocky road? It's good to talk about this

aafb2d57 No.3583761

Bidets only clean you if you put your hand in there and scrub, which involves touching your own shit with your hands. Smell your fingers afterwards - the water won't make that go away… then again most of you are gay, so you're fingering your asses anyhow and constantly smell like rectum.

Toilet paper and wet wipes are the barrier that lets you keep hygiene while you clean yourself.

ca575eaf No.3583769

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I get detachable showerhead to lower need for enemas, so it's a question of which does the better job, relative impacts on health. It's which lube you use, since nobody likes oil-base, but it's gentlest in my ass, so how do you get around soap?

So if you're going to need soap, the bidet increases fecal contact for non-masturbation use but the convenience factor might boost recreational use of facilities.

I was going to keep a bowl of disposable gloves to bleach once a week, but for paper eh how do you eliminate finally?

5374a668 No.3583784

I will need furry instructional posters https://e621.net/posts?tags=bidet

b54378fd No.3583853

>First thing, you only get "mucus" if you do anal enough to irritate your ass enough to make it try to protect itself.

mucus is present across every square inch of the intestines, colon and anus 24/7 unless you are seriously dehydrated.

Why post when you don't know basic biology?

bf8ce7c0 No.3583855

For someone with a 151 IQ, you make a lot of spelling mistakes.

Ooh, tell the one about how the anus is self-cleansing.

3656df3d No.3583860


>The anus is self cleaning

You really are dusting off the old memes aren't you?

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6c6b355e No.1249[Reply]

Halp!!! lulz.net is nuked!!!
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65337f53 No.3705

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1515dafe No.3707

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In unrelated news, can anyone back this up?

65337f53 No.3773

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1d5bfbd9 No.3567086

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863b5158 No.3573335

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1d5bfbd9 No.3579120

Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda

74972c1a No.3583850

Hell no! Sharktopus Vs Piranhaconda or GTFO.

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f54e5bb2 No.3583845[Reply]

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256ae457 No.3582936

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256ae457 No.3583299

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ab27f9d2 No.3583529

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ab27f9d2 No.3583841

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7ef57b59 No.3568403[Reply]

In celebration of the fact the owner is retarded and can't actually block Tor, have some rape. I'll start.
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57d7ca61 No.3583703

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57d7ca61 No.3583704

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57d7ca61 No.3583706

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57d7ca61 No.3583707

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b390f435 No.3583722

Is there a worst insult to a furry than getting raped with a condom?

b9037e83 No.3583806

Only if you squirt it back into her

7b155570 No.3583822

not bad

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75e5dd5b No.3582946[Reply]

<boomers> I'm going to have lots of kid
<boomers> VENGENCE

<milinialls> I'm not going to have kids
<millinials> VENGENCE
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975e3c4c No.3583351

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435a6288 No.3583485

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be2eddf9 No.3583489

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3bfd5873 No.3583788

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56dba96c No.3583795

As if you wouldn't put a fursuit over her anyway?

a9205018 No.3583811


funny but fact : Most if not all VPN´s are intelligence agency´s honeypots!

The thinking is this : If people actually wants to pay for security / secret communication they MUST have something to hide.

Getting spied on AND paying for it…Priceless

7872618a No.3583824

File: 1596491981371.jpg (107.09 KB, 600x415, bppp6-vac1.jpg)

Loved by a Wolf Pack (Gay Shifter Menage)
by Krishna Brooks
4.33 · Rating details · 3 ratings · 0 reviews
I joined the pack because as an unmated omega, I needed protection.

But the pack-leader is a cruel and sadistic shifter, one that is intent on making me his with or without my permission. I stayed for the others because they are kind to me, but my loyalty might end up costing me my future.

Enter Corbin, the sexy, quiet beta. With one slash of his claws, he saves me from a miserable existence and takes possession of the pack as leader.

But does he want to make me his?

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dfc0eb5c No.3583503[Reply]

I need help her, if you buy one of those animal genital themed fuck toys, does this put you closer to fucking real animals? is it a slippery slope towards the real thing? I'm confused and so is my punishment. please help.
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00e462a9 No.3583543

Don't do it, son

3526271b No.3583546

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furry is definitely a series of slippery slopes, but as long as you just end up fucking animals you were one of the lucky ones

you could have slid down the twitter sociopath, vore or gore slopes instead

3526271b No.3583548

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there were more of these but i forgot to save them :(

e7b57966 No.3583620

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010d8b91 No.3583628

Looks like an ice cream something

4457429e No.3583800

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They built a slippery slope in your mind, with your tax money. Find your sweet spot and the warmth of furry's hidden treasures will melt away the ice.

1e61385b No.3583802

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The question is why not make your own?

Silicone candy mold was an example.

You just need to make your own custom fleshlight out of some drying clay and pour it in to let it settle down how difficult is it?

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1e6155a3 No.3572150[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Going to slowly post some of my collection ITT

You're going to see a trend in fetishes here, I'm past the point of caring, so…

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a3087306 No.3583397

The reason to watermark is to have your cake and eat it as well. People want to protect their paywalls, or they think they're protecting it by plastering this shit on anything they put out in the open.

1885b03d No.3583493

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1885b03d No.3583494

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1885b03d No.3583497

File: 1596222400833.png (2.4 MB, 2550x3300, Mik_Tentacled04_u18chan_co….png)

my mik file got corrupted when I was saving it out from a dying hard drive while viewing a pic and it look like this. how do you prevent corrupt pngs going like this? also here are some backup sources.

1330bd6b No.3583563

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Once the file is corrupted like that, there isn't really anything you can do. Someone knowledgeable in data recovery prove me wrong, but bit rot is a thing, unfortunately.

1885b03d No.3583696

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1885b03d No.3583796

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203411cb No.1823[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Procyon Lotor
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dc265b23 No.3583606

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429f23d0 No.3583714

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1e5c771e No.3583723

That's what they all say

dc265b23 No.3583789

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dc265b23 No.3583792

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dc265b23 No.3583793

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482059a8 No.3583750[Reply]


How the hell could this deranged motherfucker consistently avoid punishment for all the shit he pulled?

Fucked and sexually abused his dog? A year in prison, banned from having pets. Due to this he breaks parole, flees to another state to live with his dogfucker friend. Authorities did not find out until *years* later.
Shot an innocent driver with intent to murder, claiming the man was DUI? A few months in jail.
Extradited back to his state due to above parole breaking? Sentenced to two years of prison but eventually got released for unknown reasons.
Facing 10 years of jailtime in Arizona due to attempted murder mentioned above? Charges dropped.

How can one despicable subhuman piece of shit like him have so much luck?

7b527edb No.3583752

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it's karma, op

every time you give a dog an orgasm lady luck will reward you handsomly for it

unlike the rest of the world that spend their entire lives making animals miserable

66096a6e No.3583754

Antifa is destroying the country and you're still on about one dogfucker, maybe the system has better things to do

447ba761 No.3583776


Greedy egotistical manipulative lying gaslighting pedophile rich white hedonists are destroying anyone and anything they even SUSPECT is deviating from their narrative, comitting everything from murder and torture to outright genocide and parracide without remorse or hesitation, spoon-feeding you multi-billion dollar lies through the media to keep you complacent slaves, and you're worried about a handful of disorganized anarchists?

Maybe the system needs to be burned to the ground and shit on.

5ea1724b No.3583779

Antifa is teenage rebellion manufactured by those people, all garbage no one needs

f7c43051 No.3583790

Beez Zabinski is a pedophile.

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