>>3721651Really with Unell, I'm getting a bad rap because I'm the big scary American military guy, grown up in a bad neighborhood, and hes a short Canadian NEAT with rich parents.
Really, he was was way more abusive to me than I ever was to him. Like we were having a wrestling game, like high school rules, not pro wrestling. I got him in a lock and he bit me so hard I had to get stitches, and in reflex I tossed him across the room.
Things like that, but because I'm all big an scary, I always get the bad rap.
Sure, I bought him snow globes with cute pictures of us together, with pictures of his family or friends or my friends on the opposite side every time we got together, I brought him to a bunch of neat places that he would have never experienced otherwise, and took him on a tour of the east coast, but none of that matters because I'm the bad guy.
The only bad thing I did to him was fuck Fancy in front of him, and shoot him back to Canada with super blue balls.