naw you go in the wall door, crawl through, go into the room I took a picture of through the window, open up the hatch, go down a ladder, into the old wine cellar my house was built on top of, which is like 6 feet underground before the ceiling even starts, lock that door behind you. Down there I've got your standard shit.
Bunch of buckets, seeds, a waterproof bunk bed, about 10 months worth of dehydrated food and water, HAM radio, other stuff, and a dynamo generator hooked up to a stationary bike, a few batteries, and some distilled water and acid in case they die. Because I'll be damned if I'll face the apocalypse without a full charge on my laptop. This guy isn't going to face doomsday without rewatching FRIENDS, Reno 911, and every single popular anime on loop until I die.
I don't really expect the world to end, but why not hedge your bets?