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6ee9b811 No.3599158[Reply]

You dumbasses believed him xD
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c572c437 No.3599603

>>3599601

Aaaww! that McConnell is SO kawai!! If only he was like that IRL

78924d86 No.3599667

>>3599601
I wish you were as oppressed as you think you are.

674d5692 No.3599672

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"Guys our fisher price voting machines are eating paper, maybe we need new tech-"
"Coat of paint. Hey let's have a witch hunt!!"

cdf955cc No.3599675

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>>3599601
>so they wager if they power victim fantasy hard enough, suddenly they'll be righteous

Most are repressing sexual fetishes and fantasies that they are unable to satisfy in normal relationships so they express it in this form instead. They are lonely and unloved.

8c779e7c No.3599731

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>>3599675
>Nigger makeup

901dcc53 No.3600168

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Gather around, kids, story time.

b87cd381 No.3600274

>>3600168
fuck off



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22482f51 No.3572614[Reply]

by chance anyone knows what this is?
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7819a69f No.3598772

>>3598690

thank you dear sir, this means I have to wait some time before asking again?

fb8a34a2 No.3599994

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can anyone tell me this cable's purpose please?

9359ee55 No.3600001

>>3599994
Shut off clip for a treadmill.

4a377888 No.3600029

>>3600001
>Shut off clip for a treadmill.

Good eye.
I've always thought that pubs should have those clips. If you are too drunk to pull off the clip when you get up to go piss, you've probably had too much.

a9af6b5a No.3600066

>>3599994
Not entirely sure, but I think that is an FM radio antenna extension cable. It clips onto the metal antenna of stereo sysyem you would have in your livingroom or bedroom if you lived back in the 90's, to give you better reception or a more discretely hidden antenna, then having a big long collapsible metal rod standing up behind it. :\

62190ac0 No.3600141

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>>3600066

This seems more likely than a treadmill shutoff thing, given that the length of the cord is excessive for such a purpose.

62190ac0 No.3600145

>>3600141

Speaking of antennas, I'm slightly miffed that my hi-fi system won't connect to my old school dipole antenna from another system… my field radio has an FM antenna connector, but it's a euro (F-type?) 75 ohm connection, while the dipole is 300 ohm. Such cases…



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7b048094 No.3588858[Reply]

Want to discuss about your dreams that is beyond real?

I appeared at some house with some friend I don't know could be a party. A woman with a bit of African nationality around her age 17 - 19 her skin was a bit light or dark started to walk up to me and started talking about me she wanted me to ask her questions anything, I said this without regret. "Are you gender neutral? Do you prefer to be called her, him, or it?" She started to walk near me and said "what was the question?" I started back off. "I did'nt mean to offend you maa'm" The woman have sort or scissors as a weapon appeared on her hand. Some random cop appeared telling the woman to put down the weapon. "I begged her that I didn't mean to offend you by asking questions." The woman started to stab me a bit. I had my head down on the ground. as the cop took the woman away. I crawled up to some bedroom and saw my brother covered in blood that is stained on a the wall. How is it possible that I got stabbed and my brother got blood stains that is covered on the wall that he's sitting next to. My bro said "She got you didnt she?" I just woke up. And I said the moral to the story is never ask offending questions or your going to get stabbed and your bro will bleed and stain the walls.
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bcf739c9 No.3593284

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>>3588866
Wet Dreams are difficult to come by. try sleeping in bed with a sexdoll made out of sillicone that has a warmer it would help.

46b23f59 No.3593292

I had a dream featuring a naked horny yet shriveled granny on my bed, and me having a dilemma whether I want to fuck her or not. I'm generally repulsed by grannies, but I also haven't had any action in years and there was some novelty to just going with it. The dream was over before I made the decision. It was so weird, the idea that my brain accurately guessed the kink I'm the most indecisive about, as if solely to force me to resolve my own feelings about it.

1a82a379 No.3600016

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Was walking in a room with mom but suddenly I start to suffocate and cant breath as I tried to call out help my I cant breath as I collapse on the floor mom gave a blank stare as the room starts to darken. Dream was warning me that mom does not care if I die.

1a82a379 No.3600018

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Sometimes dreams could be false or a worrying warning about the people you live with in an environment that made it surreal.

How cortisol affects sleep while dreaming
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/297625

812a2ace No.3600023

all i dream about are zombies and constantly hearing the chorus of the damned.

78a2cb0f No.3600044

>>3600018
Excess Cortisol can also lead to Cushings. Which is something the doctor hinted at me having and likely why my cortisol levels are higher than normal.

2e88fd60 No.3600124

File: 1610743577434.gif (1.8 MB, 268x400, horsecock dreamin.gif)

I've had weird multi-part dreams almost as if I'm living some kind of parallel 'dream life'. Once I had a dream where I was having a problem dealing with some AT&T billing issue … then remembered I hadn't used AT&T in over 10 years. – Then had a few other dreams about that AT&T bill. – Then those dreams stopped. I guess my dream-self finally resolved that billing issue when I wasn't dreaming.

Then there's that other time I dreamt I had a horsecock. Maybe my dream-self somehow used that to help with the AT&T bill.



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5d61b456 No.1962[Reply]

Post some furry games that has… furries…
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29982447 No.3597866

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7a0441c2 No.3598464

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70cd143d No.3598505

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Mouse Simulator

"You mouse! Family - find mate, make baby. Collect, Build, Upgrade, Explore, Fun!"

ee625040 No.3600057

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Thoughts on Animal Crossing?

dcc2e568 No.3600109

>>3600057
They should make it so that if you hit certain characters too many times with a net they'll sock you and you wake up back home with a black eye.

They should also allow character personalities to cross gender lines (e.g. have a few snooty males or cranky females)

Criminals. Once in a while have a critter engage in criminal behavior. If you can gather evidence (e.g. snapshot of criminal committing crime - put him/her on trial and send em to jail)

c0f69978 No.3600114

Why are furries so desperate for characters. Any tv show and video game that comes along with an animal character in it, furries salivate over that character and draw thousands of pictures of it. Stop it. If you want to draw someone, draw MY fursona you twats. I'm a million times more interesting than any video game character.



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39542ed2 No.3598968[Reply]

Had a dream Steam tried to have sex with me.

d1f88126 No.3598974

what did he do to your puppyhole?

48d728f3 No.3598977

Have no fear Brave. Antidepressants and an antipsychotic have rendered my penis unable to do the sex.

Like every feminist knows, not only can men not be raped, but you can not rape someone without the ability to penetrate.

48d728f3 No.3598990

This is kinda cool though, I've always wondered how I appear as a cameo in other people's dreams. ;3 what did I do as your mental actor?

39542ed2 No.3598997

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>>3598990

Showed me your penis and wanted me to roll around naked in bed to have musky sex. But I refused cause I didn't want to cheat on bf.

3460900a No.3600053

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3e6d3d98 No.3593584

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How about something more American?

https://youtu.be/36wafFjFdYs

e478a704 No.3600013

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a13e1fbe No.3600052

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ea032aa9 No.3599972[Reply]

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618e175e No.3599989

>>3599987
can't believe that guy hasn't killed himself yet
how does he live with the shame

b493cd78 No.3599991

>>3599987
Knew he had some hidden shit. Dude always had the vibe.

75a870b3 No.3600005

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>>3599987
thank god, I thought you meant bitcoin miners.



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ad7fb37c No.3589376[Reply]

Old crinklefag thread stopped bumping. A new one is both prudent and necessary.
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e427f113 No.3598245

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45e81f1e No.3598289

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e4f436c0 No.3599485

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99e5e2d6 No.3599954

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6da13ff9 No.3599963

beyond pathetic

1eb299db No.3599967

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18f81796 No.3599821[Reply]

Are you getting married someday? Why/not?

https://www.studyfinds.org/study-finds-marriage-stress-hormone/

PITTSBURGH — For all the debate over which side’s grass is greener and all the jokes by married people about how hard they have it, one study finds getting hitched might actually make you healthier. According to researchers, married people tend to have lower levels of the stress hormone cortisol when compared to people who are single, divorced, or widowed.

The study, conducted at Carnegie Mellon University, suggests that there is truth to the belief that single people are under greater stress than married people. High levels of stress in the body come with a multitude of negative health consequences, which means that long-term single people could have more health challenges than the married people of the world.

“It’s is exciting to discover a physiological pathway that may explain how relationships influence health and disease,” Brian Chin, a Ph.D. student in the Dietrich College of Humanities and Social Sciences’ Department of Psychology, says in a university release.
Singles have longer-lasting levels of high stress, compared to married people

To test out this hypothesis, the researchers gathered saliva from 572 different adults between the ages of 21 and 55. They took the saliva samples over a span of three different days, with multiple samples taken each day. Once they gathered the saliva samples they tested them for their cortisol levels to properly gauge how high each participant’s stress levels were.

The researchers found that overall the people who were married had lower levels of cortisol in their saliva. They also found that following the natural cortisol peaks that everyone has in the morning, married people had a faster drop in cortisol levels, while levels in single people remained higher throughout the day.

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746bbed0 No.3599862

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who has time for marriage when there's so many videogames to play

d4dbbe2d No.3599873

>>3599821
I completely gave up on dating, much less marriage, decades ago.

Hell, I couldn't even get any when I was buff and in the military.

Too creepy, I guess.

21b09790 No.3599874

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>>3599840
polyfag theory
>I love my wife but being constantly just with each other is boring so let's have a mutual agreement to mix it up
polyfag practice
>n-no I didn't fuck others yet, but that will change, pinky promise
>it's ok when my wife rides other dicks more than mine
>…while mooching off my money and living in my house
>if I'll be a good boy she'll suck me off and then let me play my Switch
>is this kid mine? idk I luv my wife's son
>what is this weird rash on my crotch

c47791e5 No.3599875

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>>3599873
>Too creepy, I guess.

but you're living the life

737bf828 No.3599884

>>3599873
Same. Although I never got buff in the military, i was in the top 3% percentile on physicals. I lost points because of the ridiculous waist requirements. I'm 6'1, I shouldn't have the same waist requirement as a guy who's 5'3.

We are creepy, introverted incels.

80693568 No.3599906

>>3599846
Even a dog wouldn't love me, not that I'm even able to take care of one.

401eddad No.3599945

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>>3599906
That's just what the world wants you to believe.



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8643f890 No.3599737[Reply]

Ahahaha
Instant karma. Ugandan (!) ISP (absolutely 100% private) banned twitter.
They whine.

>Access to information and freedom of expression, including the public conversation on Twitter, is never more important than during democratic processes, particularly elections.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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48e4b412 No.3599802

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>>3599797
Imagine thinking in binary your whole life

bda0f526 No.3599808

>>3599802
I agree, people who hold right-wing political views are the worst.

30353ebc No.3599810

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>>3599808
You kids crack me up

111161f6 No.3599823

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>>3599797
No. They both want to fuck me in my ass.
However, neither of them are invited.
I just want my freedom of speech back. They destroyed 8chan for "hate speech" and I never forgive it.

bda0f526 No.3599829

>>3599823
They shut down 8chan because one of its users literally killed 51 people.

df138e77 No.3599831

>>3599829
They shut him down because he was on live tv telling them to do it.

1abdcb5e No.3599844

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>>3599797
> Ugandan police would skin you alive if they saw your furry porn collection.



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