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4bdf9c53 No.3598601[Reply]

>that feeling when you're masturbating and your edibles kick in, you feel close to nutting than realize you have some lasagna from yesterday on the floor so you step on it, cheese massaged through youre toes pushes you to orgasm and you fart just as you cum
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b2fe212a No.3598628

Nigga wut?

ac1d6317 No.3598649

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Lol, ok Garfielf.

1f2006d4 No.3598683

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d61d4f66 No.3598689

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shush, just let it happen

e9d54bb4 No.3598730

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Ah yes, that picture. In which the Wojak slot was bought by a trans man, and the other gays who bought slots got pissed off because of it.

d61d4f66 No.3598732

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>let me get this straight, you think it's funny when people buy ych slots and don't end up getting what they expected?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

57b45ed8 No.3599145

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I'm sorry, how could I ever leave you?

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1e6155a3 No.3572150[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Going to slowly post some of my collection ITT

You're going to see a trend in fetishes here, I'm past the point of caring, so…

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f93a31cf No.3597318

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f93a31cf No.3597319

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She's so freaking fluffy. Feedback is welcome
Model links https://www.dropbox.com/s/7l2lpbdbxbc6q9h/Model%20links.txt?dl=0
I can be found here - https://allmylinks.com/hornybunny

69525c62 No.3597323

I want to see the fur on her soles get soaked and matted with fox cum

1330bd6b No.3598989

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1330bd6b No.3599010

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Then post something better, sweetheart

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a606195e No.3592378[Reply]

Long neck tall horse thread!

7ab16b55 No.3592389

Giraffes are ugly and not related to horses

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92ddaa51 No.3599085[Reply]

We do not forgive, we do not forget. You will never live in peace.

e1d454ee No.3599086

literally who?

92ddaa51 No.3599125

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If only we'd been there.

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71e4e1bd No.3592298[Reply]


Change your computer's clock so that it wont show this again. keep adobe alive do not let the flame die.

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ef696136 No.3599102

What is the optimum number of Adobe Flash threads on lulz?

I estimate four or five.

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7c2aebdf No.3579266[Reply]

Post your favorite episodes, audios or books from the series.
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c6b5dfc8 No.3598826

I'll go with the one where melatonin enriched humans lubricated my tailhole with their saliva

16d34406 No.3598827

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65c4afc4 No.3598833

The Tom Baker years.
I met him briefly at a Whovian convention, he was really a nice guy.

89ba8a3c No.3598871

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Any episode featuring Davros. "Genesis of the Daleks" is truly a masterpiece.

f01bd5f3 No.3599045

Never watched this show because all the special effects and costumes look really cheap.

If you wanna know what I think, I don't like British television, culture, humor, or really anything that comes from there. It always feels like a cheaper, worse version of what we've got here in America. From the tundra of Alaska, to the tropical islands of Hawaii, to the deserts of Utah, to the swamps of Georgia, to the mountains of West Virginia, to bustling New York we've got it all here in America. You can't really blame the British for having a smaller culture, since all of Britain is mostly the same… no different climates, no different people, no different regional lifestyles, just an Oregon-sized island off the coast of France. I get that they're doing the best they can with what little they've got, but you gotta feel sorry for the poor guys sometimes.

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9d45bad8 No.3599079

> It always feels like a cheaper, worse version of what we've got here in America.
Hey! Britain has the best strain of covid-19.

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239034b0 No.3598781[Reply]

Sorry, what in the fuck is a "trans non-binary?" Is that just "I want to be everything and nothing, bow to me!"or something?

I can't do this shit anymore. I'm so sick and tired of these people.
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239034b0 No.3598865

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They even fight among themselves in stupid ways.

2a78354d No.3598888

Bro strap a giant ceiling fan on a slight backwards angle onto a bivycle and start riding really fast down a hill doesnt need to be steep but you should reach enough air to start achieving that dream my good sir.

10fb386e No.3599043

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Holy shit none of this is hard.

1) Sex is whether your chromosomes are xx or xy.
2) Assigned sex is what the doctor put on your birth certificate based on what set of genitalia you have. This can differ from your gender.
3) Gender refers to how you experience your identity relative to the categories of masculinity and femininity.
4) Gender identity is how you label yourself. Gender Wiki has a good list of gender identities and their flags, but if you can't find one that matches you you can create your own gender identity https://gender.wikia.org/wiki/Category:Gender_Identities
5) Your gender expression is how you show your gender identity to others. How you behave, dress, speak, change your body through gender affirmation surgery, etc.

What part do you not understand.

081668b8 No.3599060

Trannies are all either delusional or fetishists, usually both. That's all there is to say about it.

Saying anything positive about trannies is invalid and irrelevant

239034b0 No.3599061

So what you're saying is Trans people are fucking insane.

4b3e1264 No.3599071

>3) Gender refers to how you experience your identity relative to the categories of masculinity and femininity.

Gender is a social construct, meaning it is defined by how the society and all the members would classify you, how they find you fit within the framework and function of the society.

It has nothing to do with what you think you are, because you are not the society in one person. Outside of the society and social context, what "gender" you think you are is meaningless because gender doesn't exist where the society isn't concerned, and where the society IS concerned it is the other people who define what you are to them by what they can actually observe of you.

4b3e1264 No.3599074

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People misunderstand "social construct" to mean "whatever the fuck people say", but this is not the case. A social construct is the result of social function, when the people behave according to their free will and actualize their preferences, wants and needs.

For example, because we need to travel, we have built roads to connect communities. Roads are a social construct. Because we don't like to spend too much time traveling, we have invented cars. Cars are a social construct. Because fast moving cars sometimes result in deadly accidents, we have also created road fatalities. Car crashes are a social construct.

You can see how we can't exactly choose not to have car crashes unless we undo a whole lot of other premises and totally change how our society exists in the first place. Likewise, because we need to have babies to exist, and because we want a division of labor that utilizes the differing abilities and preferences of male and female individuals, we have constructed the genders of men and women. These constructs are a result of how our society works, not what people simply declare for themselves.

Ergo, when you go around claiming you're a woman even though you were born with XY chromosomes and a penis, or vice versa, what you're actually doing is rejecting the entire premise of the society around you. When you do that, there's no reason whatsoever for the society to take you seriously - you're just a raving lunatic.

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9f70e8e8 No.3415[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No, fear reincarnation, when we die activity of our brains cease and in your brain is a soul organ will be eaten by microbes as months and years pass on these microbes carry your genes or dna and if they are eaten by other organism your molecules become stems cells if its in a random animal chances you will become a prey or predictor would suck I rather be reborn as a human. nature is cruel if you were reborn as a shitty human in a poor country it would suck!
I won't feel anything after death, it would be darkness, and a process of biology and nature taking its course.
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8dba10c5 No.3592928

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Here, watch this. May explain some things to you.


ab0ee118 No.3598836

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Sure why not? your life starts out as a stem cell in another organism you cant see, hear, feel, taste, or smell anything at that stage. Lower lifeforms such as insects and sea crustaceans are cold blooded don't feel pain. Higher lifeforms that have warm blooded feel pain. Mammals feel pain. Life is short when you are born in the most vulnerable situation; beaten and tortured in suppressive countries. slaughtered by a human that raised you as meat product in a rich country. Life is longer in a situation stable parents, access to all of the knowledge of humanity's brutal history and documentaries about our planet earth and beyond the universe; till death. We will not remember anything at that point. It would dissolve to a white static to a black out. rebirth as another organism is a strange possible theory.

ab0ee118 No.3598837

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Place a mouse in a jar and leave it in room temperature and it would break into some bacterial soup compounds of proteins. Leave it in for 100 of years under a time capsule once release these proteins will reassemble themselves into new cells and poof in another animal.

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ab0ee118 No.3598852

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Life and death is part of a mathematical code, our universe is similar to a computer simulation if you kill and npc it will respawn just like in RPG games real life accidents is part of a simulation. To think of about it life goes on right know I'm just a human typing on a keyboard looking around on how lucky to alive curious about on how other's live their lives to the fullest. It is good and bad to be human in this flesh as we age we will feel careless, sleepy, and… too late to see how far we got to see beyond a mystery. Who knows? the after life could become before death. It's a cycle that the universe randomly generates; not a god.

60a1e873 No.3599058

nah its not math. >.> science maybe but raw math is a human idea in the way of our understanding of whats in front of us is based off prime examples of what we beleive it is. To some you might say it is very concrete example of reality while in other times it is not so much. The reality is versed in an adaptive representation of a portion of what something is, and the ability to identify it through the data that is informed by observable frequency. The matter it is made of is broken into a meta state of frequency and atomic weight, giving it chemical property. But it is derived from a meta state of a programmable database on higher levels of energy. The energy is basically God.

311c14e9 No.3599064

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>Should we fear death?

Nein. Your end will be peaceful and ze men will be replaced by zyborgs. Your consciousness ist no longer required.

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57369aab No.3598614[Reply]

Some asshole anchored the original thread
so I have to repost it since it is still relevant.

Pelosi is beginning a 'study' for the use of the 25th amendment. It is stated that it is for the next President. Now it makes sense why Biden was chosen as
the candidate. If he wins, he will be declared unfit for office in a few months. Kamala Harris could not get on the ballot for a senate race but is now in line
to become President.

Biden must be feeling a little uncomfortable now.

3B and his ilk are clearly the useful idiots of the 1% promoting their agenda against the President.

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324cf5ad No.3599046

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Wait.. are those politicians or some of the protesters (or are they protesting politicians) – And if they're sucking in or blowing out all this air wouldn't that defeat the purpose of Covid-19 protection?

a261a5a5 No.3599047


Of to the "School of Americas" taught torture prison they shall go. All very very democratic.

And then they shall love their master.

7e743cf0 No.3599051

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>That's right, there is no argument that they can legally use to enforce it.

You are confusing proving he's unfit as a person for proving he's unfit as a PRESIDENT. They don't have to prove he's a drooling moron, they just have to prove that he is unfit to do his job.

Generally speaking, Trump's refusal to stop his terrorist supporters from trying to murder congress for 5 hours because he feels that the election was stolen from him even though every sane person on earth knows it wasn't and he has failed to find any evidence in the 60+ court cases he has had about it, is a pretty good case that he's not mentally fit.

He's a crazy old man who believes any crazy conspiracy he reads on the internet. That makes you unfit to be president.

efd35eef No.3599052

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He's unfit only because he started the revolution and then he got scared. Pussy.

525c1618 No.3599053

the shingles shot. Took me awhile to crack that one. heh, shingles is the zombie virus.

7e743cf0 No.3599054

Much to my surprise, the old, rich, fucks in congress stayed up all night and validated all the votes. IT IS OVAAAAAAH.

Joe Biden is officially the next president of the united states.

Biden will control the house, the senate, and the white house so you better believe he's going to pack those courts.

He already appointed the guy Republicans stole the SCOTUS seat from under Obama (Merrick Garland) as Attorney General.

7e743cf0 No.3599055

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The best part of this all - they have proof that Trump was 100% coordinating the attempt to overthrow the votes.

Good, old, stupid as dirt, Rudy Giuliani left a voice mail detailing the president's plot for one of his co-conspirators in congress but he dialed the wrong number and left it in the wrong congressional voicemail box.

He detailed their plan to get congressional Republicans to somehow flip on Mitch McConnel and send the votes back to the states so that the Trump loyalists can "fix them up."

Trump and Giuliani still think that they can change the votes and get a redo on the election…


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426989ee No.3571532[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Happy Pi Day! Post some math memes, math puzzles, pi, pie, porn, cute animal videos, whatever.
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031a576a No.3598369


the Planck mass you are quoting is purely theoretical right after the big bang. because the pressure inside the bubble made it possible. today no. Also all nano sized black primordial black holes has evaporated by now, with maybe the exception out at the extreme edge of the universe where the shock wave front is still expanding.

031a576a No.3598370


Addendum , Have you stockpiled your meds up to the holidays like I recommended earlier ?

e5ffdc5f No.3598385

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What I am actually talking about is a black hole yes, planck or not. Being able to harness a black hole using a switch like a laser is probably not far off from the actual technology all quantum science points to. Shield generation falls into the same category. A blackhole shield would allow light speed travel and probably the Direct GoTo universal building tool. The mechanical system of blackhole time would suggest near instantaneous results, since there is a falloff where time stands still for itself, the prospect is daunting without the right flight-system. By using a beamed light as a control a flight system could be devised. Generating and collapsing the black hole as a shield or used for propulsion.

Using a drone seems to be the best way, specifically designed to scout and retrieve or flat out render universal objects or events from within a programmed black hole shield. There would be alot of super hero / super villian work at play, like for instance positions planets in ways that wayward asteroids 'coincidentally' hit them.

I personally think that oscillating light through a coil would be enough to maintain the drone, being that light itself is bent, a curve in light like a minuature worm hole. Then the drone would rapidly beam a laser that would sustain the blackhole through its own "vaccuum not unike what a Ufo or Strobe would do.

Plus I don't see a reason why it shouldn't happen by now and there are probably people who already know how to do it.

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7aed4b80 No.3598998

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How many vertices will crash your computer?

0f33b54f No.3599023

Lol I've always thought of black holes as breaches in space time. Or just a simple pocket of energy gathering to be reused in abother big bang. My theory though is that a black hole is also a component in a time engine..

Dont have any pics to contribute. Sorry!

cfb1373b No.3599034

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messing around with blender subdivide tool and made the smallest sheet of paper.

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