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55a695d5 No.3754551[Reply]

I have a mostly liquid diet, not referring to the alcohol. Nutritional shakes, meal replacement shakes, breakfast shakes, fruit smoothies ect. I'm looking to add real vegetables into it. Anyone have suggestions on powdered vegetable shakes that aren't mostly apple juice, and don't taste like a pig ass?
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55a695d5 No.3754645

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>>3754638
yeah, no I was in the military and got fucked up.

6f416f38 No.3754665

>>3754645
You previously said it was from getting fisted by an adult when you were 5 years old.

55a695d5 No.3754668

>>3754665
uh no, pretty sure I didn't. I got raped when I was 5 multiple times by multiple people, and it made my ass loose, but the digestive problems were from a botched surgery after getting microwaved in the military.

f2f19f97 No.3754685

>>3754645
>I was in the military
Even gayer than I suspected…

ea47dc1d No.3754755

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>>3754645
>yeah, no I was in the military and got fucked up.
Mobile infantry made me the man I am today.

ef905a9f No.3754762

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>>3754760
Starship Troopers.

9a62f699 No.3754763

>>3754760
Starship Troopers (1997) I think. One of the great and hilarious Verhooven scifi flics. (Others are Robocob and Total Recall). Not suitable for people without sense of humor.



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78607c5c No.3754653[Reply]

Look, I discovered time travel, I am able to also see things you would not believe, percieve things you cannot fathom in your normal iq range. Basically I am not going to say I am a genieus because there might be things smarter than even myself. But I am powerful enough to crush your solar system with a single particle per sae. TBH I just don't want to. Infact, this is more of an invitation to be part of my time travel club, where you can visit the future. And of course, the secrets of travelling through time. Not like some PEABODY and Friends bullshit, but real freedom, nothing more nothing less. Some of you won't be allowed in.

3970c6a3 No.3754657

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0c9ab622 No.3754658

>>3754657
so weird, how come none of you know how to shoot lightning from your hands but claim to be higher dimensional beings.

3970c6a3 No.3754669

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>>3754658

That is because none of them have a giant alien spider on their backs.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hmwgu

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0c9ab622 No.3754713

i forgot i posted this thread here, lol damn.
Kemicool-Krunch-Cereal Obesoletion Beam Activate.
My work here is done.



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077a1445 No.3754667[Reply]

Fraud government criminals planning the shootings in Ottawa and other cities.Hit lists.Thousands of names.Planning hits all the time.They know the time and place people are going to be at.People are being watched.They're sending messages to the past and to the future.They're sending people they control to do the shootings.To get what people have and have coming.The land,house and the money.They're butting into peoples private lives.


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c41e4b35 No.3754666[Reply]

People aren't sweating or barely sweating and the causes are the soaps,creams,rubs,swimming pools,hot tubs,etc,etc.The nerve and skin damage.Feeling hot,burning,throbbing,puffy,dizzy and sick.Itchy skin.The dry flaky skin.Rigid skin.Stuck with fingernail indentations.People aren't tanning.Monster scar faces.People are being balded by the shampoo,white hairs and grey hairs.The damage to our bodies is causing aging.People are dying and suicides.Blinding headaches,brain aneurysms and brain damage.People are being infected by the food and beverages and the poop and infection is stuck in the digestive tract and people smell snake venom.The beverages,injections,pills and foods are causing reproductive harm,impotence and sterility.Air bubbles in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people causing strokes and deaths.Dentists and surgeons are causing nerve damage,people are stuck with numb faces,chests and other body parts.The numbness bothers people as much as tooth pain.People are being euthanized at hospitals and hospices.Hospital devices radiation damage.Operating table and bed murders.Loud music in the cars backseat and ear drops are causing deafness.People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,blinded,damaged,aged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,gravity,working,stress,soaps,creams,rubs,people,viruses,bacteria,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and foods.Sniffing deaths.Pins,etc,etc in the food and beverages.

3d57471f No.3754670

>>3754666
This thread already exists. It's the best thread anyway. Use the original one here: >>3752061


This new thread is merely an inferior knockoff.



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91bbf9d1 No.3752606[Reply]

Even though the comic was a cocktese, I really enjoyed twokinds until I realized the author was obsessed with gender(for me that was the bastion island. In hindsight the obsession with sex/gender makes sense because the author is trans. (I did not know that when I was reading it(I don’t even know when it happened))

Art (asses) is amazing what do you love about two kinds and do you still read it? Is it worth going back and reading it for someone who is repulsed by all the gender nonsense?
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43ceb5e8 No.3753936

>>3753895
Neither of those faggots is Tom Fischbach.

8d4215a3 No.3753940

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>>3753895
The guy on the left is Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Tom Fischback's younger brother. The person on the right is not his actual sibling but seemingly a close friend who thinks of Mark as his brother. The person on the right is another furry artist:

https://e621.net/posts?tags=ohmygoditguppy
https://www.youtube.com/@ohmygoditguppy

ba039a57 No.3753943

>>3753940
That's kind of creepy.

dc049a31 No.3753980

According to the Bible/God, long hair on "men" is disgraceful.

aaf6c760 No.3754100

>>3753980
More proof that toiletpaper book is just a jumbled mess of BS. Samson got his power from his long hair but was punished because he was tricked into having it cut.

Your ancient middle-eastern death god isn't going to save your soul.

06cccb3b No.3754643

>>3754100
Punished isn’t the right word
God promised his power would be in his hair
Samson did a stupid and lost it

If you stick your hand on a hot stove are you punished for it? Or do you face the natural consequences of your actions?

dfe6421a No.3754648

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>>3753980

Go fuck off. Long hair on men is great.



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f9a06e21 No.3723657[Reply]

Hey /furi/ especially you Steam. Have any of your do-it yourself projects gone wrong like these? If so, do please tell?

https://www.visualchase.com/en/everyone-take-d-projects?ly=native_one
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8c4d165a No.3754452

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>>3754402
Works wonders at increasing the blood pressure in that area even more? I'm glad that dogs don't get that problem, although sometimes we do need to scoot to clear the glands.
…speaking of blood, I'll be on Tox for a while.

59f2b3cd No.3754554

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>>3754452
dogs do have the same problem. There is a muscle in your ass that prevents you from shitting yourself every time you sit down, and to stop you from accidently shitting your self standing up, you have to overcome that muscle's purpose every time you push on a toilet. With squat toilet, you poop the they your body was designed to.

dogs don't just poop standing up, they squat, as do every other mammel except humans, who always needto feel special.

8c4d165a No.3754555

>>3754553
Well, they don't get "haemorrhoids", but you're right about the position being more "natural".

Fun fact - I sometimes pose as a guide dog if I want to go out and about with people, and I once saw a sign in the men's toilet with a man squatting over the "normal/Western" style toilet, while balancing on the rim, with a red line through it. Apparently that's a big enough problem in that part of Ausjailia to warrant such a sign.

Anyway… I'll be around for a while to chat.

8c4d165a No.3754556

>>3754554
You sure are quick with this board's delete post feature. :P

59f2b3cd No.3754558

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also, buttfucking knotted sex toys, would actually treat hemorrhoids, not cause, them. Look up the treatment method called "Lord's treatment" its nothing religious, the guy who came up with it just had the last name Lord.

I've shyed away from anal stuff for a while now, although I do use fantasy toys occasionally, there is no relation to my butthurt issues.

8c4d165a No.3754561

>>3754558
The fancy-car salesman will always praise his overpriced carnal luxuries.
I need doggie bed soon - get on Tox for a few minutes?

8c4d165a No.3754573

I'll stick around here for a while, until the last man (or animal) here that could get saved, does get saved.
Nighty-night!



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f0021e39 No.3708547[Reply]

So, it's common fact that this board is pretty much dead. Only about 20 people are posting, nobody new ever comes by and the most interesting threads get deleted anyway.

So what other boards or forums are there i should know about? Particularly any that aren't anti-zoo or anti-cub, like most are.
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01597f73 No.3742493

>>3742492
> What are you adding to the conversation?
The possibility that there is a different law gonz was thinking of, imbecile.

cbd960a0 No.3742498

>>3742493
Why think so highly of him?

6295683c No.3742535

Found a new zoophile forum that seems promising:

https://beastartforum.com

d9d10ea1 No.3742569

[and gonz quietly slinks away from this thread in shame]

459d0cae No.3754332

Not really active yet, but looks promising.

https://cubfur.gay/forums

a89216e9 No.3754360

>>3709087
Fundamentally, you have the ability to ignore the fact that I have stabbed you in the foot. It doesn't mean I have the right to stab you in the foot.

c621a2b0 No.3754362

>>3754360
[Trying to equate assault with a deadly weapon and speech]

That can only be 3B the mental defective.



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ff72d855 No.3754249[Reply]

You guys aren't even a timely source of current furry news anymore. So insulated from furries and the world you've become.

ae33764f No.3754254

nice newsbyte, very formed

6bb2c275 No.3754256

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can you really blame anyone from wanting to hide from the shitstorm of violence and corruption the world has become?

Whats the point in talking about the news when its all the same super violent evil fake-news just stuck on repeat?

6bb2c275 No.3754259

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We had a local paper that reported on stuff like boy scouts doing community projects for their eagle scout (when boy scouts still existed), yard sales, charity events, food pantries giving special meals, new babies ect. It was wildly popular and usually sold out immediately.

The local newspaper bought it out and shut it down, they'd rather barely plagerize CNN, than actually do reporting on local stuff. Fear sells , hope threatens profits.

6bb2c275 No.3754260

>>3754259
im not even speculating on this. I worked with a guy who worked for the local paper, all the reporters did was sit around watching news networks, and writing what they heard in their own words, literally. It was basically the reporter equivalent of barely doing a research project in elementary school by slightly rewording encyclopedia entries just enough to not be plagerism.

562e93dd No.3754263

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The drama has become oversaturated. Nobody here cares enough to weaponize their autism. With the exception of Mix, who provides no sources or screenshots. Nobody is going to believe anything he says. The old ways are all but gone. Now its for dog dicks and Christianity or something like that

6bb2c275 No.3754265

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the local newspaper still run articles on the lack of entry level workers on millennials. Millennials are in their mid 30's to early 40's now, seriously how long are we going to responsible for laziness, and entry level positions?

c2d4396f No.3754319

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>>3754256
>can you really blame anyone from wanting to hide from the shitstorm of violence and corruption the world has become?
>Whats the point in talking about the news when its all the same super violent evil fake-news just stuck on repeat?
There's no hiding though. You think you had it hard - I'm literally a dog (living in a crazy human world), but the evil crept in regardless.
The same psychos creating this evil are creating the distractions/escapism devices - including the antichrist.
The "trick" is to not live by their rules/advice.

I'll be on Tox for the next 3 hours or so BTW, but possibly also in around 25 hours. :3



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73878681 No.3717464[Reply]

o.o
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d887a91d No.3737984

>>3737971
> No point in fooling youself, it is cub.
LOL You simply want it to be cub. That's alright, we won't tell.
> That animation is like when you show up at the YMCA at 3:30, and you have a bunch of kids running around…
That reminds me of boys after school swim sessions at the Y long, long ago when I was a kid. The boy's swim was always nude. Perverts must have run the place. :) And what on earth were you doing at the Y at 3:30 anyway?

a62c5879 No.3738030

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>>3738027
> My brother was the one who usually sqeeked the boards, I just took the blame.

> Unlike him, im stealthy as shit. He never developed the subtle nuances of not being detected

Your brother just liked watching your dad beat you.

0fc71352 No.3738042

>>3738031
>>3738032
>>3738034
>>3738035
>>3738036
no one gives a shit you drunk bitch

6579fba6 No.3738077

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>>3737873
>>3738030
> Caramelldansen
I think these two were the first ever to do that hip swing – bunny ears dance. They're from the Popotan anime. So shouldn't it be called the popotan dance?

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