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791372b4 No.3612371[Reply]

According to very credible research by Ryushin Sean Malone, extraterrestrial beings have been harvesting and consuming human beings. They work in conjunction with the global cabal through agreements made between governments and aliens in exchange for technology.



We are attracted to our predators!!!

When the aliens call you will be hypnotized and driven to a location of their choosing, or you will be paralyzed by a chemical or acoustic signal and consumed.

This is your final warning lemmings
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cdddd746 No.3612377

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Was I really born this way? It seems like it was inevitable, but also like it was something that developed over time.

I guess it doesn't matter. Reptilians are kinda hot. Hand feed rodents to your reptilian sex partner and rub her belly. This really puts them in the mood. Her pussy will start drooling, and she'll flop on top of you like a heating rock.

1f1c14ba No.3612378

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Brain parasites have been known to alter animal and human behavior, presumably in their favor. Is it a huge leap to panspermia?

I'm canines and felines only but I admit dragons and reptiles can be damn hot in pseudo-asian cartoon form

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9777b1a9 No.3612411

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Hhich one of them is a male or female are they carbon based?

9777b1a9 No.3612412

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could you imagine the smell.

9777b1a9 No.3612413

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Agreements made between governments and aliens in exchange for technology.

Ohh, they do have their own satellite, tell them to send nudes while we clap their cheeks.

fc5c177d No.3612414

dude thanks for the webm post! looking for this everywhere, the first time i watched V and saw this i was like, holy fuck thats hot.

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ce19d348 No.3585209[Reply]

French Toast!

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9d1d330b No.3611479

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It would be hilarious if it was a pizza cookie delivery.

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4eadb4a7 No.3587734[Reply]

As suggested, an Ollie Canal thread. Post cute Lutrais or otherwise.
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4eadb4a7 No.3587739

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b4abf20f No.3594205

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584ea28e No.3594207

>Ollie Canal thread
Is he still alive and making art?

72cd873d No.3594598

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Don't know if he still lives or not, but he hasn't posted any art at FA since 2019.

4ff49120 No.3601129

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New art.

2d855b9e No.3609130

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8735115f No.3612319[Reply]

What gets you out of bed and into the gym every morning?

22175eb7 No.3612328

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This is what makes me want to draw comics and cool shit.

Yes the retarded Left and their stupid ideas.

29ffa3a0 No.3612337

I haven't been to the gym in a year because my fascist government won't let me go and my place is too fucking cramped for pushups.

f4af5efb No.3612345

life is meaningless
i'm just awaiting death

258b4763 No.3612346

Don’t be boring…

cf069d86 No.3612350

This is the way.

ca3c2056 No.3612374

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It's less about motivation and more about obligation. So… Why do you brush your teeth everyday? Why do you wipe your ass after you shit (or use a bidet)? Why do you put on a seat belt when you get into a car? It becomes automatic. Like ocd, you just gotta.

But with working out, at least you get endorphins as an instant reward. And if you do it first thing in the morning like you said, it gives you a sense of accomplishment early in the day and you can ride that wave throughout the day. Like making your bed, if you're into that sorta thing. Except with working out, it's real accomplishment. You're measurably strengthening your muscles and your heart… which is a muscle. You become less susceptible to death.

You can get shot in the chest like Teddy Roosevelt and just go back to giving your speech like nothing happened, because you have epic chest muscles that can stop bullets! Fuck yeah, 'Merica!

Excuses, excuses. You can do pushups in your fucking bed. You gonna tell me you sleep in a hammock? Only I do that. That's my thing!

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b5e6fd7f No.3588559[Reply]

Could we have some good jay naylor art?
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85b9fbe8 No.3596448

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1d416f34 No.3596635

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c287bc81 No.3597991

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d9c7c9dc No.3606337

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1b282c65 No.3612344

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d8d66193 No.3612352

Jay Naylor stopped being interesting when he stopped telling stories. His porn is boring and samey.

Better Days was the height of his career. Once he stopped telling the story of that family it was over for him.

d5b71635 No.3612364

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He is still the king of piss and cum shots

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e685e345 No.3612320[Reply]

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585acddf No.3574337[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

If you saw a horse. What would you do with it?
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2f9be04d No.3610005

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anyone filmed someone fucking a giant python?

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540bd37f No.3610111

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Giant pythons are all well and good, but only if you feed a horse to one and post pictures!

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7582c4a1 No.3612181

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"Light save me, save me!" as the horse says falling further into the jaws of the beast.

Horses sure like to haunt my nightmares!

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d419840e No.3612310[Reply]

Sup shotlords, i'm back in the HOUSE laying down some more RHYMES to fry your pathetic caveman brains, white decils.

Hey there baby can't you see
I choose your reality
Fake news, fake news
Take your pills
High on the copium
Don't pay bills

I'm a nigger (hey hey)
I'm a faggot (gay gay)
I'm a pedo (okay)
Shitposting (erry day)

Tiny dicks fit in my mouth
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79437046 No.3612212[Reply]

Fuckaround and find out
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5c7b0db8 No.3612222

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I fucking hate people with flowers in their user icon, but damn, give that dog a fucking bone, they earned it.

It's a con. Old farts and sick people die (average age of mortality exceeds average life expectancy), everybody else is fine, lockdowns are a scam and nothing but an exercise in globalist authoritarianism, scientism (not to be confused with actual science) and the forerunner to "climate lockdowns". Project Veritas exposed the media bullshitting on Covid. CNN's covid numbers were just for ratings and to strike against Trump and then they removed them in order to not make Biden's administration look bad. Fear sells. And the climate scare is next.

5c7b0db8 No.3612223

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Preferably a bone out of the twat running DenFur's social media.

8be1ffd8 No.3612264

imagine getting a felony conviction for forging federal documents so you could get into a furry convention

5c7b0db8 No.3612277

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It's not illegal if you remove or replace the CDC Logo with something else not intended to imitate the logo. Make up the logo of a fictional hospital or whatever. Furry con staff is too fucking stupid to know what to look for anyway.

Fuck this shit and fuck vaccination cards. Everybody should treat this like the dumb fucking authoritarian joke that it is.

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soooo, found a thing

the urls and the "NILS-319513 _r" form type (?) are probably also best edited out or replaced with something else.

5c7b0db8 No.3612280

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And if they aren't buying it and making a big stink about the fake card, say it was a "social experiment".

(it would actually genuinely be interesting to see what percentage of shops could spot a fake card)

f6d86181 No.3612300

The forgery problem was extremely obvious to me as soon as the very notion of vaccine identification started being entertained. The only part that actually surprises me is how many people are choosing to continue bitching about it as if they have principles or some shit instead of taking actual action and sabotaging the security of the entire system by faking it.

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74ec2c7d No.3610641[Reply]

You've all noticed the incessant torrent of YCHs, Adoptables, "Auctions, "Free Art" Raffles, and YCH Reminders on FA's front page.
I've noticed something very interesting. If you want to play this game, keep the paramedics on speed dial.
Every time you click on the account behind one of those YCH/Adoptable/Reminder accounts, take a shot if they're Russian/Eastern Bloc.
Every time someone posts a YCH/reminder that uses a primarily pastel pink/gold/baby blue/purple color scheme, and they turn out to be Russian, take a shot.

I can identify just from the thumbnail alone whether or not an "artist" is Russian, with 95% accuracy. I've calculated it. You'll be able to spot the "style" too
>extremely washed out colors and lighting
>broken anatomy
>uncannily "human" faces
>symbol-drawn facial expressions
>Faces are always either 3/4th or profile view
>expression almost always ahegao
>extremely gauche and gaudy lighting effects and filters
>overwhelmingly pastel pink/blue/purple/gold color palettes, no
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eb187701 No.3612056

Just wait until people in India realize they can make and sell furry art.

1bb104bc No.3612059

My guess is there's a lot of artsy late-teen/twenty-something people (often females) in Russia who've realized doing one YCH for an American gets them as much money as on average 2 weeks' wages in Russia

this is correct. I commissioned a commie, the next day my inbox is full of offers from Russian artists to draw my characters.

888d0afa No.3612062

Full version of the rightmost picture on the middle row?

eb187701 No.3612150

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I want a browser addon that removes results from FA whenever the artist profile contains Cyrillic, the RussFurs group icon, or a VK link.

Here you go.

b7c27347 No.3612153


That will be the day…


What if they have a content farm just for that. One gets wind of a potential customer, then the rest get informed, and they all go after your ass.
Drown out the single working artists.

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be406ded No.3612289

There are a lot of female artists in russian furry fandom. Some of them are talented, some of them want to make an easy buck, etc. But i noticed that too, a different approach to arting depending on a sex in this community too. Maybe they see it as an easier way to work, at least some of them do.

I don't see it as a really big problem. If there are customers - they will be an artists for that customers. To really solve this "russian problem" you would need to somehow block them from reaching their customers. And there are shittons of other ways, other than FA to push their YCH's. But at least there may be a solution for FA that is…

There was a now defunct russian furry gallery site that had "ranking" system. It didn't affect anything other than sense of self-importance, but maybe some system like that could be used for FA, some sort of "YCH allowance" thingy. The amount of active YCH's you can have in your gallery.

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