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File: 1599869138890.jpg (777.59 KB, 2592x1540, 503291_Sonicfangirl123_img….jpg)

d70f28e5 No.3588155

Alone on a Friday night?

Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight.

f3ab10f0 No.3588157

File: 1599869371381.jpg (111.55 KB, 1280x720, furball.jpg)

>>3588155
Not fluffy enough.

2b3ee30b No.3588167

>>3588155

Do you lick feet?

d70f28e5 No.3588171

>>3588167
who doesn't like feet? they get you where you're going

581b015f No.3588392

>>3588171

my bike does a better job at that. I like bicycles?

ed21a05e No.3594350

File: 1605325941565.jpg (82.16 KB, 547x363, tiger.jpg)

>>3588155
Could I be your girlfriend?

0c3c9852 No.3594352

File: 1605327700650.gif (1.06 MB, 855x1014, 84303a6a045453407993bd7126….gif)

>>3588392
You might be a bikesexual.

5573e0f3 No.3594720

File: 1605742564348.png (185.95 KB, 502x861, unknown (1).png)


dfe2e3c3 No.3594727

File: 1605747253298.png (351.57 KB, 663x772, 8c5a28d60e2d0bf00b216fca81….png)

>>3594720
Norbert is pretty hot tbh

392902ea No.3595705

hot

eb6fb102 No.3601130

File: 1611372930692.jpg (129.79 KB, 700x933, fail.jpg)


a0daf280 No.3601131


04e754b2 No.3602132

File: 1611941414567.png (2.1 MB, 1980x1280, 339ixvbm854y.png)

Happy Friday ♥️

87062ee1 No.3608355

File: 1615617581744.jpg (29.27 KB, 600x470, WHAT THE FUCK.jpg)


b8b4d4d3 No.3608357

>>3594350
A rare albino specimen of the felis sapiens race, sometimes also known as "wigger"

291d0d3f No.3608368

File: 1615630122669.jpg (108.96 KB, 650x1179, 2a61f0ced0923a157421909a51….jpg)


291d0d3f No.3608370

File: 1615630343941.jpg (1.09 MB, 1200x1599, 25d8397e0a55d2a45dd419db2f….jpg)


06d6b806 No.3608375

File: 1615640727920-0.jpg (40.91 KB, 281x211, 1552182057253568371258.jpg)

>>3588155
I already have a girlfriend.

0c7abd08 No.3608412

File: 1615675297389.jpg (147.28 KB, 900x521, penis-fish.jpg)

>>3608375
This is your girlfriend.

e364e3dd No.3608454

>>3608412
That's [your] girlfriend.

a12210a3 No.3608458

File: 1615718986148.jpg (49.06 KB, 626x835, EvCoNugUYAALluM.jpg)

Alone on a Friday night? There's always this guy.

e48f7a06 No.3608579

>>3608375
I wanna fill that tiger with my hot, gooey sperm. <3

913366db No.3608609

File: 1615804147019.jpg (35.04 KB, 353x342, ur,pin_large_front,square,….jpg)

>>3608412
you know at least one person snagged one and put it in their hole.

a12210a3 No.3608611

File: 1615804939014.png (645.21 KB, 900x731, 254-2543275_download-barf-….png)


ce4ee79e No.3615376

File: 1621779313274.jpg (38.41 KB, 317x420, Eg2KohqVgAAWyzO.jpg)


c13c2e84 No.3615379

I still wanna know if you lick feet….

6818782b No.3615380

File: 1621783927319.png (830.7 KB, 545x735, Untitled.png)


5573e0f3 No.3615493

File: 1621904412486.jpg (47.17 KB, 800x527, 800px-Johnofe_with_paintin….jpg)


ae031415 No.3615697

URGENT-WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ZOOTOPIA-SAHARA DISTRICT
ISSUED AT 1148 PM ZST THU NOV 18 2021

…POTENTIAL WINTER STORM TO BRING HEAVY WET SNOW TO SAHARA DISTRICT THIS WEEKEND THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL AND POSSIBLY DOWN TREES AND POWERLINES.

SAZ003<006-007-008-009-010
/O.NEW.KZTO.WS.A

INCLUDING CITIES OF…SAHARA SQUARE

…WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM LATE FRIDAY AFTERNOON TO SATURDAY MORNING.

*TIMING
RAIN WILL DEVELOP FRIDAY MORNING AND MIX WITH AND CHANGE OVER TO WET SNOW FRIDAY EVENING. THE SNOW WILL BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES. SNOWFALL RATES OF 1 TO 2 INCHES PER HOUR ARE POSSIBLE FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE THE SNOW TAPERS OFF SATURDAY MORNING.

*TEMPERATURES
TEMPERATURES WILL RANGE FROM 28 TO 34 DEGRESS FRIDAY AFTERNOON CAUSING HEAVY WET SNOW.

*SNOW ACCUMULATIONS
TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 4 TO 8 INCHES WITH LOCAL AMOUNTS TO 10 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE ACROSS THE WATCH AREA.

*IMPACTS
ROADS WILL BECOME SNOW COVERED. HEAVY WET SNOW MAY CAUSE DOWN TREES AND POWERLINES CAUSING SCATTERED POWER OUTAGES.

*WINDS
NORTH TO NORTHEAST WINDS OF 15 TO 25 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 35 MPH MAY CAUSE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW. THE GUSTY WINDS MAY DOWN TREE LIMBS AND POWERLINES.

*PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…
A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS THE POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT SNOW…SLEET OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL…CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS.

&&

$$

1492f945 No.3615698

NOT BUMPED

1492f945 No.3615699

DELETED

40f291dc No.3615717

>>3615697
>why tho

186470b1 No.3615762

>>3615717
Because of this.

ae031415 No.3615798

>>3615717
Bet you $5 that zootopia will have a power grid crisis from that winter storm like Texas did.

c8a579bd No.3616068

File: 1622532275512.jpg (11.79 KB, 480x360, Heat_Miser.jpg)


52b14205 No.3617725

File: 1624055015366.jpg (9.19 KB, 200x200, me keeping busy in the yar….jpg)

Just finding ways to entertain myself.

70ef9814 No.3622751

File: 1628906420391.jpg (53.2 KB, 400x400, sagefreehaven.jpg)


6529ad95 No.3622752

File: 1628906815188.png (97.7 KB, 320x599, Freemo2.png)


6529ad95 No.3622753

File: 1628906892218.jpg (21.04 KB, 455x309, Snow Miser.jpg)

>>3616068
Here's some frost for your heat!

4e0c5b67 No.3622825

File: 1628967143558-0.jpg (601.53 KB, 806x1024, freehaven_secret.jpg)

File: 1628967143558-1.jpg (229.16 KB, 1066x892, motivation_fix'd.jpg)


ed489c35 No.3630286

File: 1634887727573.jpg (130.96 KB, 960x1196, 46818.jpg)


b7b4ba94 No.3630311


ad566cbd No.3646533

File: 1644676510157.jpg (45.76 KB, 500x500, sparkledog IRL.jpg)


fa3affdd No.3648951

File: 1645962383518-0.jpg (278.55 KB, 1367x2048, FKqQ6wxVkAYpluI.jpg)

File: 1645962383518-1.jpg (155.08 KB, 849x1024, FKxKXvKXsAcoY94.jpg)

File: 1645962383519-2.jpg (414.5 KB, 1571x2048, FL-QKhfWUAEPOkC.jpg)

File: 1645962383519-3.jpg (95.5 KB, 910x1023, FLRuKfbWYAgewDp.jpg)

File: 1645962383519-4.jpg (343.33 KB, 1536x2048, FMZvI0gWUAE9SI8.jpg)


08a7795b No.3648960

>>3630286
It almost looks like that dog's schlong knot is out, and that he belongs to a male furry couple.

7afbcda4 No.3649006

File: 1646010432886.jpg (270.49 KB, 2000x1150, MSM-SKYBANNER-2000x1150-2.jpg)


32237e52 No.3649041

File: 1646049109451.jpg (97.01 KB, 499x680, https___pbs.twimg.com_medi….jpg)


b213b4ab No.3649049

>>3649041
The funniest thing about DC is his comic where the little boy fucks a dog and the dog getting spayed is an allegory for him being a tranny

1c3754e7 No.3649057

File: 1646062765505.jpg (26.58 KB, 600x347, huhhh-5b9b04.jpg)

>>3649041
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here.
It looks like an anti trans political cartoon.
Like its implying the trans gendered are insane.

Like the unicorn is imaginary and is going on about trans rights.
And the kid is like "did you not hear us"
And the joke is supposed be
No of course they didn't hear the unicorn because it's in the kids imagination because unicorns aren't real.

7afbcda4 No.3649194

File: 1646095965842.png (937.91 KB, 730x582, Screenshot 2022-02-28 at 1….png)


7afbcda4 No.3649195

File: 1646096188162.jpg (712.47 KB, 1390x1968, Polka_Dot_Door.jpg)


ec54a3a8 No.3659533

File: 1654915710775.png (93.93 KB, 400x400, dammit.png)


0c19b6e1 No.3659538

>>3649057
Why would you post a picture of a little girl who's making a "I'm taking a crap on the potty" face?

f1530f3a No.3659568

File: 1654946756915-0.jpg (190.9 KB, 800x1190, baby-trap-chair.jpg)

File: 1654946756915-1.jpg (84.01 KB, 800x458, high-chair-restraints.jpg)

>>3659538
Well, she is stuck in a child car seat so if she's shitting I hope she has a diaper on.

338ad04d No.3669117

File: 1665159934965.jpg (35.22 KB, 522x731, qyyne8.jpg)


ce5d31eb No.3669129

File: 1665165031972.gif (1.98 MB, 500x281, 2eb7cf095e9932594c5450207a….gif)

>>3649195
That looks like a dhmis character

25669db1 No.3669232

File: 1665176628441.jpg (11 KB, 259x194, cucumber-moose-and-beaver.jpg)


25669db1 No.3669235

File: 1665176780493.png (971.72 KB, 958x806, Screenshot 2022-10-07 at 1….png)


74c6532b No.3669327

File: 1665197304717.png (1.71 MB, 1279x752, breakfast.png)

>>3588155
You don't look like a girlfriend. Most girls don't have a dick.

acb9e987 No.3669335

>>3648951
i usually dont like the colored ones as much but pic 1 is adorable asf

ca135cf4 No.3669343

File: 1665203991307.jpg (92.14 KB, 412x761, 2155616.jpg)

>>3669335
> i usually dont like the colored ones
Racist!

6c7399f9 No.3669355

File: 1665213906677.png (950.52 KB, 576x768, Auftastic Phone.png)

>Alone on a Friday night?
Call Aufy.

bf28626b No.3669359

>>3669355
Aufy is fucked in the head.

c528375f No.3669398

>>3669355
I lol'd

0363dd56 No.3669405

File: 1665269390569.jpg (61.97 KB, 960x960, 56655.jpg)

Well I'm not usually alone on a friday, but I probably will be for the next 3 or 4. Since my friend of like 7 years decided to become an ex-friend.

0363dd56 No.3669414

File: 1665272890095.png (1.98 MB, 1600x1189, 1626289203588.png)

Idk what you do with a guy that often gets depressed and unfriends you. Then uses sad names and avatars like you ran over their dog. And then later its like, "You should find someone else thats better than me" once you two are re-added.

But like, I really wish he'd just stop. This time I'm annoyed enough to make him wait a whole month again.

25669db1 No.3669428

File: 1665278772204.png (1.46 MB, 1278x809, Screenshot 2022-10-08 at 2….png)

So you were alone on a Friday night. Well you don't have to be alone on Saturday night.

6092ced2 No.3669434

>>3669414
Do you have a Discord or something? I would like to talk to you. ^^

0363dd56 No.3669442

File: 1665295813645.png (587.55 KB, 1280x1113, 4445555.png)


b7b4ba94 No.3669445

File: 1665296977619.jpg (118.74 KB, 1280x905, 989e25a52d6052b02afad663c8….jpg)

>>3669428
i'm never alone on a friday night, i spend the weekends relaxing and enjoying quality time with my best friend

we love hanging out and doing everything together, it's like we're attached at the hip

f2c523c9 No.3670744

File: 1666365804395.jpg (66.25 KB, 816x1024, Seeing_Red.jpg)

Another Friday, this week went so fast. Really nothing much going on, not even any drama. Just a chill day. Thursday was a pretty chill day too.

0008834e No.3670747

File: 1666368969062-0.jpg (1.51 MB, 2448x3264, 20221021_065915.jpg)

File: 1666368969062-1.jpg (2.03 MB, 3264x2448, 20221021_095816.jpg)

>>3669355
New Content Drop

291d0d3f No.3671003

>>3670747
This character wouldn't be all that bad were it not for the EYES.
They are fixed, staring, they never move nor blink.
It's creepy and repulsive.
Can't you do something about that?

602a1b0a No.3671014

>>3671003
I tried to help him with that, I had a few micro servos picked out and a design for blinking eyes, but he wanted to spend the money on giant boobs instead.

It still would have been repulsive, but less so if he used my designs. There is a reason I dislike Aufy so much, hell has no fury like a nerd scorned.

602a1b0a No.3671015

I'm also not a fan of his choice at making his suit's ass just open. I wanted to make a platinum silicone molded ass and pussy for him, since he wants to disgrace all women so bad, but he didn't want to spend the 60 dollars in materials to have me make it. I wasn't even charging a service fee.

Then he got all butturt because I couldn't read his mind and make his perfect bitch suit, then got all pissy at me.

602a1b0a No.3671016

File: 1666538788389-0.jpg (117.74 KB, 1150x750, caterpillar-p-5000.jpg)

File: 1666538788389-1.jpg (328.28 KB, 2000x1000, Cisco-Ramon-Mecha-Vibe-Sea….jpg)

>>3671014
I was going to run the eyes off this old rasberry pi computer I have laying around, it would be easy to program. Its just booleon logic. Its not like I was trying to make an Alien level super suit for him.

Although, if he gave me the money, i totally would have.

602a1b0a No.3671018

File: 1666539093837-0.jpg (23.78 KB, 250x250, Icon_Crow_defeated.jpg)

File: 1666539093837-1.jpg (42.55 KB, 600x415, characteristics_of_the_emp….jpg)

I'd like to imagine my version of his stupid "circus fox" to have green laser nipples, and a prehensile stinger tail that shot bleach.

602a1b0a No.3671019

File: 1666539241277-0.jpg (105.38 KB, 791x1010, crow_nefarious__by_hamikun….jpg)

Imagine how cool of a party trick it would be to let a few black balloons go and make them explode with laser nipples. But apparently my ideas are too off the wall.

602a1b0a No.3671020

hell I could have even made it self cooling, a reverse pelitire cooling system and a fan wouldn't be too hard to program.

602a1b0a No.3671021

File: 1666539733415-0.jpg (43.76 KB, 1024x789, ae06c9d21cdc4b5419c6e2c307….jpg)

I don't even think my weponized tail idea was all that bad.

Imagine you're a giant boobed fox thing walking through the city at night, maybe after a con. You start to get mugged, then boom bleach spray to the face. Totally self defense and slightly defendable in court.

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

602a1b0a No.3671023

also my dad is blind in one eye, and I hate him. So inflicting blindness on a person either with chemical or via laser nipple means does not bother me.

602a1b0a No.3671024


64ac6d11 No.3671087

File: 1666603449761.jpg (591.41 KB, 1913x2021, 20220928_024948.jpg)

>>3671003
There is actually. The creature I'm building has adjustable, interchangeable, pupils, eye lids and eye lights. At some point I would like to apply these same principles to myself.

>>3671014 Steam you filthy God damn liar!
You offered your help. I took you up and then you immediately retracted when I told I was building bimbos.
You were shit listed for a time until a remembered you recently converted to Christianity.

64ac6d11 No.3671088

I also managed to get ears that can wiggle and the perhaps toes to.

25669db1 No.3671092

>>3671087
Steam just needs a few mouthfuls of CircusFox's tits in his muzzle.

602a1b0a No.3671114

File: 1666631523061.png (747.61 KB, 2500x1800, 1652623959.mischievousmoni….png)

>>3671087
Yeah I redacted the whole christian thing. I gave it a shot, I learned a good deal about the history of the church and the nature of people that worship in that way… Its at least good to have a solid understanding.

Its just not for me, I gave it a college try, but I just can't truly be religious.

I'm still keeping myself listed as christian, but I don't intend on going to church outside of holidays, and maybe praying when my liver gives out or when I get hit with a combo cumulative hangover withdrawal toilet adventure.

602a1b0a No.3671115

File: 1666631883958.jpg (395.23 KB, 1200x1178, 81236733_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>3671114
I look at drinking as borrowing good days from your future self. I'm overdrawn, but the figurative atm just keeps popping out bottles, and I just keep drinking up that sweet bacteria poop.

d34acfc5 No.3671287

>>The creature I'm building has adjustable, interchangeable, pupils, eye lids

Are you talking about eye pupils that change size in response to light and darkness? How on earth would you do that, they don't even have artificial eyes with that feature do they?

602a1b0a No.3671292

>>3671287
I could arrange that, but it would cost 120 for a set of contactable irises.

88570d33 No.3671295

>>3671287
I mean the eye lids are adjustable. They can up and down and at angles.

The pupils are adjustable meaning they change position

By interchangeable I mean different sets of pupils I can use.
Like I swap heart eyes with blue eyes or green or whatever I like.

e0d8b9a4 No.3671304

>>3671292
Are there contact lenses that can do that?

602a1b0a No.3671310

>>3671304
its called camera lenses, and I'll admit im back in my old habit of wanting to weaponize them. Poly's suit is stupid enough, putting camera lenses in the eyes wont make it any less stupid. You'd just run into the problem I ran into with my occulus rift DK2, lag. Its slight but it really messes up your sense of time when you take off the headset.

3ef38a2c No.3672539

File: 1667239421670.jpg (1.81 MB, 2448x3264, 20220928_031308.jpg)

How about this. I'll just do this one on my own.
Then maybe we can work to together better on the next one eh?

5d030082 No.3674979

File: 1668192580038.jpg (1.39 MB, 1897x4096, Deer_gal.jpg)


Another Friday, time goes by so fast.

a8bb431c No.3675018

File: 1668226952084.jpg (14.01 KB, 320x240, 18372-21781.jpg)

>>3671310
>>3671014
>>3671015
>>3671016
>>3671019
>>3671020
>>3671021
For real though…

Literally nothing like that even remotely happened.
I would have totally sent you money if it meant getting her built better and faster.
Did you change your mind or something because you're acting like you wish we had.
I just don't get what's going on your head with these.

Not 1 but 7 posts of Aufy FanFiction.
What is this even supposed to be?

25669db1 No.3675023

File: 1668228470576.png (468.34 KB, 1903x955, Screenshot 2022-11-11 at 2….png)

>>3675018
Here's an affordable Chuck E. Cheese costume for you Steam. Buy it so you don't have to be alone on a Friday night anymore and spend it with Aufy as Circus Fox.



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