Great. So you're going to some fucking woke college.
They teach you some leftist bullshit like critical racial theory.
You can't get a job because that fucking religion is only popular on Twitter.
Soon you find out that even though they're all socialists and communists they've put you in such debt that it was cheaper to study in fucking Europe.
Uncle Sam forgive me the debt or else the economy collapses.
Of course my dear I'll pay your debt at the expense of other people.