Hey y'all in the Furry Fandom,
Listen up 'cuz I got somethin' ta say,
and I know dat each and every one of Y'az is gay,
Sleepin' wit' ya plush dogs and kitties each and every day.
So we start at the top, 'till listening to ma speech gon' make ya fuzzy ears pop.
I heard yo worship a "Roach",
ya'll proclaim he's da most,
telling wisdom in his stories,
While he's making a toast,
"wit a glass of wine in his hand,
Y'all howl at the man,
But all us "Normies" see,
Is nothin' but an ol' man,
who's swiggin' on the booze,
pondering just which one of youz,
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