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c7f85776 No.3589972[Reply]

Get lizzy.

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230a74d1 No.3589978

Better lizard girl, by "Vader-San"

230a74d1 No.3589979

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Oops, forgot file again.

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c6fb7277 No.3589559[Reply]

I mean, cliches or mems in popular music that bug you.

These are some of my own pet peeves in popular music.

Bruce Springsteen and his excessive mumbling.

Endless repetitions in a song.

Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke," the Beatles "Hey Jude" and Sting's "Roxanne are notorious examples.

Really stupid lyrics, that's anything by the Steve Miller Band.

What was once thought of as "profound," but doesn't age well at all. "Horse With No Name"

Might think of more later.

10070e9d No.3589926

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820a1c03 No.3589954


Oh, that's easy. Adding a rapping solo in the middle of the goddamn song.

Katy Perry is infamous for that. Thankfully there are fan edits that remove the excess garbage.

Chinese/Korean/Japanese pop/rock singers are known for ruining a good piece of music with that hippity hoppity trash.

5123d1f9 No.3589965

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Why is crossdressing Nick so fucking hot?

a7af20b3 No.3589967

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I think it's because fox's are by default feminine in the fandom, and zootopia's art style compliments that. Plus hes a confident character, and more than half of making a crossdressing, masculine character attractive is just confidence.

Then again, maybe you just want his eye shadowed, lip glossed fuzzy sheathed knot.

24c5cda5 No.3589971


Tired 'Americana' symbolism that nobody rally understands or cares about anymore.

How when sung, the word 'love' seems to sound more like 'lobe'

Songs that glorify drug use.

How cool intros and outros are always lopped off on the radio (e.g. first minute and a half of 'Money for Nothing) to make room for blabbing DJs (or when DJ's blabber through them).

B-52's "Love Shack". – The B-52s have made dozens of great songs and the only one you ever hear on the radio is "Love Shack" (Maybe they'll toss in a Rock Lobster or two).

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c6fb7277 No.3589977

Another one: "Bay-buh." (Baby)

Used until I puke.

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268965b4 No.3583085[Reply]

Gonna need a bigger tougher gag ring design to withstand croc or gator bites.
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8a88c78b No.3588351

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Do you use a putty knife to cut up goatse-assed road apples or do you still need to poop in plastic bags and bury them in the trash.

731bc04e No.3588354

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I also have a bit of experience, although probably not quite as much, putting large things up my butt. My BMs are normal sized unless I let it sit in the rectum too long and harden in there. I've only ever had to use a plunger on it once or twice, but there have been a few more times when I was surprised it flushed without issue.

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037fc3b1 No.3588775

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Looks like someone slits their throat.

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One of my hottest dragon pics is too big to post. What's the upper file size limit?

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ceba2116 No.3673[Reply]

Let’s post some sexy asses
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befd0079 No.3588192

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Might you know the artist for that sexy ass?

c0c25077 No.3588195

I want to see more of this donk. A sassy hunky of ass is definitely something the world needs.

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befd0079 No.3588220

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Thank you kindly!

cec8cdbb No.3588508

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Pre-lubricated for your convenience.

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9136be49 No.3589928

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6117b208 No.3589798[Reply]

My friday night is ruined.

Had a date, we started getting it on she said "no stop" and I did. Then she got pissed because I stopped. Then she left because my boner was ruined.

How do you even know how not to rape anymore. I feel worse for not raping her than I do for stopping.
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1017c984 No.3589810

You did the right thing by thinking with the head on your shoulders and not the head at the end of your dick.

You Do Not Want To Stick Your Dick In Crazy. Ever.

f3d5f83e No.3589850

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Females are crazy. Its their nature. You cant blame them since they lack agency.

Use email messages to negotiate ahead of time about what you want to do. If they show up anyway, thats considered consent and you have a record. They cant say shit afterward.

067a3a1f No.3589858

I seriously doubt that a series of "…email messages to negotiate…" would stand up in a criminal court of law (it might stand in a civil lawsuit, given the crazy world we live in nowadays).

It really is best to stop whenever the woman says "no."

BTW, just a warning to the women: You can and will be prosecuted for making false accusations of rape and it's very possible for the man to later sue you in civil court.

d3f75deb No.3589882

You can't "not rape" a woman. Sex with cis het male is automatically rape because of the presence of priviledges.

Abandon your oppressive nature, go F trans and you will be able to enjoy sex without guilt.

5900904f No.3589917

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get a dog, it's much easier to tell what they want

5f9cbec3 No.3589920

the fortune cookie never lies.

e0aee6b6 No.3589922

I'm pretty sure that fortune cookie reveals a nap, some morning belly skritches , and a walk.

Possibly a good brushing too.

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824cbb28 No.3589691[Reply]

Is Poly doing OK?
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781ac66f No.3589797

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You came from the Abyss and you will return to the Abyss when your time is finished.

a631c912 No.3589799

> a more comfortable position is to be dead

"comfortable" is only defined within existence, so being dead does not qualify. You can only strive for comfort while you're alive. Being dead, it makes no difference.

a631c912 No.3589800

>You will always have a degree of limited information, that's just something that is.

While that is generally true, the principle of the free market depends on the point of rational and informed agents. The less informed you are about the important aspects of your purchase, the less free you are.

Being "smart" has nothing to do with it. There will always be people smarter than you, able to fool you into thinking something is real. On the other hand, it doesn't even matter whether you are personally wise; most people fall for the same psychological tricks anyways and you have to follow along anyways.

ed37a582 No.3589879

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>Let's face it, have you ever read an instruction leaflet from beginning to end or an ingredients list for a product?
I always read ingredients if it's something I'm eating or drinking. I don't even have any food allergies.

All it takes to be an atheist is basic critical thinking skills. I was raised in a conservative Christian household. I think I was in middle school when I first started critically examining my religion. Though I remember reading that the Bible gives the wrong value for pi maybe in elementary school? So I knew the Bible was not the inerrant word of God since at least that far back. But I remember sitting under a tree, waiting for my mom to pick me up from middle school thinking, what kind God would rest the fate of all the souls of humanity on whether or not a naked couple would blindly follow instructions not to eat forbidden fruit? He's all-knowing! He set us up for failure!

Imagine handing your own child a plate of cupcakes and telling him, "Look here, Ethan. You can eat all these cupcakes, but not this one right here. Okay? Bye." And then coming back later and saying, "Oh no, Ethan. What happened to the cupcake I told you not to eat? Did you eat it. Of course you did! You're going to die now! lol Oh, and your children and their children and so on are all cursed now. They're all going to die. Some of them will do evil, fucked up shit, and they will also burn for eternity, and it's all your fault. I'll even bestow humanity with disease, pestilence, and all manner of ailment and wars, because fuck you. Shouldn't have eaten that cupcake, you little piece of shit. Now get the fuck out of my perfect house."

This is my origin story? It's absurd. It's propaganda to keep children from eating poisonous fruit. I guess that's why it persisted. Even though it's not true, it's a useful lie. Stay away from snakes. Don't eat the fruit we tell you not to. It's a Grimm fairy tale masquerading as the origin of the fucking universe.

Anyway, it all unravels from there. The different accounts of Jesus don't match up perfectly. There are so many contradictions, it looks like a Frankenstein's monster of odds and ends stitched together when viewed as a whole.

That said, the Bible isn't all bad. There are some nuggets of wisdom buried in there.

ed37a582 No.3589880


Anyway, we have better explanations now days thanks to scientific inquiry. Science can help answer our questions about the universe, but it can't give us meaning. What's the point of it all? Is the point of life just to push our informational structure into the future? Through reproduction or freezing? Or our ideas in the form of writing and art and music, but maybe in the future in the form of computations (AI). Is that all we are? Selfish genes and memes vying to expression, proliferation, and preservation?

There's something left wanting that science can't address. Spirituality. It's easy to throw this out with the bathwater of religious superstition. Probably most if not all atheists coming from western religious indoctrination do this. What are you supposed to hold dear when you discover what you've been told to worship is a nothingburger? An obvious human fabrication? The question is both unsettling and exciting.

I don't look upon the ignorant desert scribes with contempt. I feel a sense of solidarity that they too were struggling with these most profound of questions. They wanted to know their place in the universe while living in a prescientific age. We now have the privilege of scientific knowledge to answer most of these questions. It's too easy to feel big when you're standing on the shoulders of giants.

ed37a582 No.3589881


Spirituality addresses what pure rationality can't. Spirituality is not so easy to explain. It's something you have to foster and practice and experience. It's not about seeking hard truths and facts. It's about learning to control your own mind, learning how to vanquish the bombardment of thoughts, learning to view the contents of your own mind objectively/dispassionately, learning to focus on the present, finding inner peace, accepting death. Accepting your own death in particular is the hardest pill to swallow. All of this will abruptly go away one day before you even have a chance to realize what's happening. The rich inner landscape of your mind will be swallowed up by the sands of oblivion.

This is why people who practice meditation are so much healthier. You're cultivating spirituality when you do this. Your mind stays younger and more resilient. Nature has even provided us shortcuts (sort of) in the form of high doses of psychedelics. Psychedelics can be a powerful tool if used properly. But these chemicals demand respect, and not everyone has that option (schizophrenics or those with a family history of schizophrenia should never do psychedelics).

I doubt most characters of the Bible took psychedelics. You would end up with a religion more like that of Buddhism. Spirituality doesn't lead you to lists of dos and don'ts for instance. Things like the 10 Commandments were the product of necessity. But other parts of the Bible, like the Beatitudes for instance, are clearly the work of a spiritually enlightened individual.

ed37a582 No.3589884

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"A human being is a spatially and temporally limited piece of the whole, what we call the “Universe.” He experiences himself and his feelings as separate from the rest, an optical illusion of his consciousness. The quest for liberation from this bondage is the only object of true religion. Not nurturing the illusion but only overcoming it gives us the attainable measure of inner peace." - Albert Einstein

I usually don't quote "intellectual authorities" like this, but that's a pretty good quote. It sort of sums up what I was getting at in my last post. Which I had to break up into three posts. We twitter now?

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eaa58459 No.3589819[Reply]

DHC is fucked because of the bitch. She reportedly went private after this got put out.


e68d6959 No.3589825

So who are those people again?

2b1b06d2 No.3589828


Just some furry drama by people nobody gives a fuck about. Go back to sleep my friend, nothing here to see.

40d3eebf No.3589851

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I don't get it, this all seems like incredibly tame mundane shit

allegations of dogfucking won't stick without photo evidence and like 20% of furries do it or want to do it anyway

70f2c7d7 No.3589852

loos like someone wanted a fursuit,didnt get fursuit, offered sex for fursuit never got fursuit, so they went and fucked the fursuit makers dog

ed8a8728 No.3589856

If I was high and shit I would think its a nice Larry David plot.

01b33827 No.3589857


A 2011 Justice Ministry report surveyed veterinarians and found that 17 percent of them suspected that a human had had sex with an animal they treated.

It's not 20% of furries, it's 20% of PEOPLE.

190abf72 No.3589859


Uh…I think your math's sorta fucked up…because I don't think it's typical for a vet to only treat 1 animal during their entire career.

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5feb49c7 No.3588942[Reply]

Attempting to cryptograph n image into binary numbers to save it on multiple empty files that way I could save some space then copy the names of the empty folders names into notepad and than covert it back into the png image.

not sure how this would work using the empty folder name's to hold the binary codes to paste them in notepad and convert it back into the original image.

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cb4c479a No.3588957

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89a7e04b No.3588980

Install Gentoo

5feb49c7 No.3588981

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Gentoo Linux: Explained | Linux Distro Reviews

00528cae No.3589829

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> Computer tips and tricks to share
Always backup your data and keep it in a safe place.

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7ef57b59 No.3568403[Reply]

In celebration of the fact the owner is retarded and can't actually block Tor, have some rape. I'll start.
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b390f435 No.3583722

Is there a worst insult to a furry than getting raped with a condom?

b9037e83 No.3583806

Only if you squirt it back into her

61941236 No.3587496

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Now don't be worried if there's a little blood and poo during anal rape.

After all, you are the little hellion of your cub triskelion.

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c954dc14 No.3589827

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df1234b3 No.3589717[Reply]

Republican insiders have contacted The Atlantic's reporters to warn people that Trump is planning a coup.


Knowing he can't win, he is asking people in Republican-controlled states to ignore the votes altogether and only send electors to the electoral college who are loyal to him. He claims that the mail-in ballots are rigged against him so votes should be ignored and he should just win.

When asked if there was any validity to the claims, his staffers did not deny it. They said that he was insuring an honest and trust-worthy election process.

You know, by not counting the votes.
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77a72ecc No.3589730

So who was it then?

df1234b3 No.3589738

Just some random guy on facebook who was kissing his bi-racial daughter.

4f05f430 No.3589776

The guy "french kissing" his young adopted sex slave, and the narrative that Corporate Jews only do that stuff for publicity. It's just for the camera they say, its just a political stunt. It's not like he uses her as a finger puppet off camera.

df1234b3 No.3589795

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>his young adoptive sex slave…

You don't know what the words "Bi-racial daughter" mean, do you?

0ac77291 No.3589796


Conflating is a sure indication of a 3B thread.

Trump Anxiety Syndrome stage 3

0a6c3cda No.3589806

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I still suspect when the walls come closing in and the end is inevitable he'll fill Air Force One with a bunch of hamburgers and flee to who-knows-where. Is Argentina still accepting Nazis?

He may vandalize the White House on the way out … maybe steal more artwork like he did in France.

4f05f430 No.3589820

Everyone mad a trump, really its just niggers mad at white people.

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