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2bb62329 No.3617663[Reply]

I love it.
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cbed0af8 No.3661587

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I grew up reading this

ceaf236c No.3661775

>>3661569
slipping*

56bfbaa9 No.3664921

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0358bf42 No.3669467

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51e54568 No.3670382

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>>3617663

Thats nice bicycles are always fun. I used to bike every day.

I only stopped because they all broke.

5936213c No.3670731

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>>3670382
Bicycle repair shops exist.

a71e21f9 No.3670740

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>>3670731
They sure do. Two of my bicycles are from a nearby one.



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9486f3d3 No.3669893[Reply]

Fucking hilarious.

My mom thinks I'm controlling her mind by using empathetic wording. Its like if I'm being a sociopath I'm wrong, but the second I start being empathetic, I'm a government hypnotist.

I don't even know anymore. Give me a long coat and shadows and I'll be happy.
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9486f3d3 No.3670580

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Really, you'd think that if I cut a cat's throat and threw it into a garbage compactor, I'd at least be within 150 miles of the incident, and someone would have taken a video with their cellphone.

Still got kicked out of college though, back in 2012.

9486f3d3 No.3670582

seriously, when I was apparently committing feline murder in Cincinnati, 9 minutes later I was filling up my car at a Speedway in Ravenswood WV. I'd have to travel over 900 miles per hour to cross the distance to kill a cat, and I'd have to find a cat in that time frame.

2157c7f4 No.3670593

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>>3670579
B-Back off cat killer!

e4d94c05 No.3670598

I don't hate you Steam, nor does anyone else here, because we all realize that 90% of the stories you tell about your life and times are made up.
Smile.

9486f3d3 No.3670599

>>3670598
Not made up, artistically embellished. All of my stories have a core of truth, but I present them with an level of flare.

9486f3d3 No.3670602

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If I was going to kill a cat, I'd set a live trap, get a helium tank and fill up a few of those punching baloons and send the yowling bastard into the stratosphere. Over complicated evil genius style.

9486f3d3 No.3670603

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>>3670602
That or just summon the elemental essence of GSD and let Cain mutilate it, but the fact that my neighborhood is still full of screaming stray cats, I obviously have not done that.



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df99667f No.3670462[Reply]

"A bit of a TMI power level reveal about my past but what got me cancelled from meets and furry groups was A combination of calling out zoos/groomers, not becoming trans and insisting traps are cool, and generally not going along with the we're all human, drumpf is a Nazi, COVID is super serial get double vaxxed, wear a mask, blah blah blah etc…..

Furries most of the people who are just attention seeking faggots ie 40% of them care more about virtue signaling the right politics then every trying to dissuade the public that they're not a bunch of queer, degenerate, dog fuckers. Because being the Queer degenerate dog fuckers who wears a diaper is an identity and if you don't agree you're literally a drumpflr Nazi and need to be cancelled. Naturally the furry elites are either cucks, or willingly involved in said subjects and let this shit continue.

If you don't actively groom kids to be trans within the next five years I foresee you're a bigot card will be used on the masses and people will submit because they're scared because maybe they're a diaper fag, or run of the mill fag they double down and protect pedos because they think normies won't tell the difference and seek numbers and conformity."
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0d72639a No.3670489

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complete set

ebcac392 No.3670490

>>3670487
Why do trannies keep ruining opossums?

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0d72639a No.3670500

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>>3670490
a mystery that will never be explained.

7afb13ce No.3670507

>>3670490

Wouldn't it be great if trannies only lived as long as opossums?

0d72639a No.3670509

>>3670507
I've seen no evidence that they don't.

9bf96d7e No.3670570

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>>3670462
No, you quite rightfully got cancelled because you are an asshole and a nutcase.



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bcdfb93c No.3670397[Reply]

A single engine plane went down today, spouting white flame. I personally think there was a grounding issue that caused a arc that ignited white lithium grease in the inner engine.

Makes sense, seeing as imo the only thing that would burn white is lithium or avionic aluminum, and I can't think of anything that would ignite aluminum.

my dad seems to think it was a combustion thing, but that would result in black smokey flames not a bright white light, but he always has to be right. Fuck my logic.
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bcdfb93c No.3670460

>>3670459
mind you thats minimum liability.

bcdfb93c No.3670461

>>3670459
its not even a good truck, its a Dakota.

645f3f4d No.3670528

>>3670457

750 dollars a month? If so, I am pretty certain you can "shop" for better offers or do you have such a bad/expensive customer history for insurers ? They do trade databases about insurer info, so it can then be impossible to get cheap insurance.

bcdfb93c No.3670531

>>3670528
Its a complicated situation, I don't have any DUI or anything like that, but I disappeared for a few months and my parents called the police for a wellness check, I was drunk. The cop asked me to step outside, and then immediately gave me a citation for public intoxication.

That affected my insurance premiums.

bcdfb93c No.3670532

I got off on probation, since my cameras and microphones showed that I was asked to go outside, and just complied with authority. So I got off without a techncial fine, I for some reason still had to pay 525 dollars to go to drunk driving school, and then the aforementioned higher premiums for insurance.

I hate the police… so so much.

bcdfb93c No.3670533

I'm pretty sure I got in trouble because the officer who asked me to come outside, and then tried to arrest me asked how much I was drinking, and I said "whatever your mom squirted last night" I get belligerent when I'm handcuffed.

It wasn't even a public drinking thing, that got dropped, he thought I was renting, but I actually own my house, so it was drunk on my own private property. It was a legal mess.

bcdfb93c No.3670534

I'm like 1 of 3 people in my neighborhood who actually owns their house, everyone else rents. So it would normally be safe for the officer to assume I was not on my own property, and thus as soon as I walked outside, would have been publically intoxicated.

Turns out that an officer dragging you out of your house and handcuffing, then hauling you to the police station, does not equate public intoxication. It equates to false arrest.



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a4c9b722 No.3660598[Reply]

plans you want to get done by the end of the year ?
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8922c09c No.3661083

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>>3661076

b5502179 No.3661122

>>3661076
youre a pathetic simp that is romanticizing being a pathetic simp

b538b30b No.3670427

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I could always stand to get better at yoga. Getting more flexible is always fun.

50709443 No.3670428

>>3670427
you can totally get better at yoga~

726deb19 No.3670495

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Doing the exercise isn't hard. Its over doing it and then being in recovery forever thats the annoying part.

Over doing anything is easy.

50709443 No.3670497

>>3670495
its better if you have an instructor, when I was in Rehab there was a yoga girl, cause they wanted us to not be fat and lazy.

I called her the yoga nazi, because fuck me she was intense.

50709443 No.3670498

I wasn't even out of shape back then, I was still active military, but she fucked up muscles I didn't know I have.

I'm still convinced that they only had her on the payroll to punish us.



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98ae6adf No.3670470[Reply]

Avians, flying reptiles, and flying mammals with cum on their wings.


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9307656d No.3669489[Reply]

What are your most annoying characters from Disney, Cartoon Network, and Nickelodeon other shows etc. Did it ruin your childhood life and/or others?
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9307656d No.3669510

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Ice King: Hey Bubbles remember me, I use to be the mayor of Townsville.

Twilight: Let me guess you can't open the pickle jar.

9307656d No.3669516

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Are you feeling now Mr. Krabs?

dcbde0db No.3669519

>>3669490
Bi-yearly returnfag who dropped off at season 5 here, how did they ruin her?

9307656d No.3669528

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If you fuse Lisa Simpsons with Spike the Dragon you will have Gammamon.

2077ba6c No.3669569

>>3669489
the first picrel is not annoying, he just like to troll, and if you hate someone probably because he is like you and you see a competitor in him, the more is person like you and he has fun, the more you hate him, so you are probably troll just like this green hair guy.

9307656d No.3670391

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Ashi, you're naked!

9307656d No.3670393

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Hermes Conrad: After I take care of these forums.
General Iroh: Why don't you settle down for some tea.
*whoosh*
Aku: HA!



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2c6bd894 No.3669803[Reply]

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-transyouth-care/?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Across the United States, thousands of youths are lining up for gender-affirming care. But when families decide to take the medical route, they must make decisions about life-altering treatments that have little scientific evidence of their long-term safety and efficacy.
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feedb0d7 No.3670073

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Theres nothing wrong with being gay, its natural.

feedb0d7 No.3670075

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And making people hide being gay will make them have fake straight relationships where they have more gay babies.

Instead of be gay right away and have no babies.

d5e61c83 No.3670348

>>3670075
Homosexuality is not genetic. It's a developmental disorder caused by faults in gene transmission.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23397798/
>individual epi-marks influence some but not other sexually dimorphic traits, vary in strength across individuals, and are produced during ontogeny and erased between generations. Those that escape erasure will steer development of the sexual phenotypes they influence in a gonad-discordant direction in opposite sex offspring, mosaically feminizing XY offspring and masculinizing XX offspring.

You can't "breed out" gay, because these faults and errors repeat anew in every generation with some low probability.

d5e61c83 No.3670349

>>3670348
Also, because of how the epigenetic markers amplify particular traits in both genders, it means the hotter the sister they gayer the brother and vice versa.

9500a5b8 No.3670357

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>>3670349
Well idk if my sister is hot or not since she's probably like 10 or something.

Maybe less, maybe more, idk. Never met her before.

9500a5b8 No.3670358

>>3670357
Shit I think I even forgot her name. Its not like I ever plan to meet her so its probably not important.

fc6c62c7 No.3670364

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>>3670357
I'd F your sister in the B.

You and I are mirrors, it would make sense that me and your sister would be great at banging.



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369b6246 No.3670343[Reply]

Remember when a bunch of retards spent shitloads of money on shitty premade fursonas?

What a bunch of retards

6f7d5d15 No.3670354

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Don't you know that copying images off the internet is like being literally hitler?

How could you do that to grandma?

We got us an image copier over here guys, call the fed



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e7f08dac No.3669987[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Me and my sleep paralysis demon seem to be working together now, its weird. Still instead of giving me mass nightmares and making me pee a little irl, were walking hand in hand trying to fix the bs that is my mind.

Its refreshing.

I only wish that it would actually help me with my studies, and not just linger over my shoulder when I'm doing research irl.
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e7887a1f No.3670277

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Looks like the fags are having another schizoff.

e7f08dac No.3670304

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>>3670277
DK knows he has a heart boner for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT4tmUiBLE0

e7f08dac No.3670305

woof.

e7f08dac No.3670306

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>>3670304
secret awoof.

e7f08dac No.3670307

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bork.

74810105 No.3670336

>>3670307 shouldn't zippertits here have 8 useless zippers like pants from hot topic?

012c2e8b No.3670339

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>>3670336

So they can hold all 8 of your personalities at once?



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