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1) Remove pants
W) lube up blender and insert into anus
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Good artists MUST consider the masturbatibility of their pornographic artworks. Ideally, the pornographic idea should be expressed within a single image, so that the masturbator need not involve his right hand on a mouse or phone screen flipping through comic pages nor scrolling down images sequences while masturbating.
Albeit the greatest sin of all that porn artists commit is wasting their time drawing porn which has no masturbatory value. Porn that is not erotic enough that anyone would ever masturbate to it. Which includes the millions of artworks of a character standing naked, with their erect penis or breasts exposed, merely looking at the viewer or off to the side. Such artworks are the manifestations of poor pornograpgic judgement.
Every artist must scrutinize their pornographic idea before they undertake the effort to draw it. They must ask themselves: "Will I be able to masturbate to this image after I draw it?". If the answer is no, then do not draw the image.
Masturbation and porn art are inextricably linked. Orgasm in the viewer (and the artist himself) is the desired outcome of producing a pornographic artwork.
Can we turn this into a constitution? We're going to need a flow chart.