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Staying Safe Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 07:39:25 79676571 No.3573188 [Reply]

Keep your social distance!

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Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 20:34:49 4ab8874f No.3588996

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Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 21:27:12 2ec38dde No.3589005

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Has anyone been getting laid during the pandemic?

I'm up to 3 times since the pandemic. Delicious Coronaloads.

Steam 09/18/20 (Fri) 22:16:07 0fc5760a No.3589031

>>3589005
I havent been laid since 2013. Most people find the scars on my core a huge turn off.

Steam 09/18/20 (Fri) 22:20:29 0fc5760a No.3589034

>>3589031
Military stuff my back looks like the surface of the moon after a Trump Space Force bombardment, and my stomach and chest look like a fleshy grand canyon and I'm missing part of two ribs, and a few organs

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 22:47:42 27a08fa1 No.3589040

>>3589034
>my back looks like the surface of the moon
So you were running away from the battle when you got wounded.

Steam 09/19/20 (Sat) 00:23:00 0fc5760a No.3589054

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>>3589040
Naw just melodramatic descriptions of backne. The front on the other hand… well got hit with radiation. I'd have preferred a quick gunshot.

Steam 09/19/20 (Sat) 00:25:14 0fc5760a No.3589056

>>3589054
That's my stomach, not my ass. That little peak of a scar off to the side was my ass for a while though.

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Anonymous 05/22/20 (Fri) 17:13:24 b1376955 No.3576491 [Reply]

They made the most garbage meme toyline ever with a shit fanbase(MLP), repeatedly try to force revivals of old properties no one cares about despite the failure(4th time's a charm, right?), are hardcore SJW(rememebr MASK? The lead character is black now because they mandated it! They also told IDW what comic content to make), made the bomb-tastic Overwatch toys that went on clearance everywhere(TF2 clone is shit anyway but when you can't sell the waifus then you failed at it), spent billions on purchasing the rights to Power Rangers and Peppa Pig which they will probably never break even on before declaring bankruptcy, mismanaged their company-originating core brand to the point no store would carry it(it's coming back… as a 6" Fortnite wannabe), they steal IP then bully the original owners, their sculpts are generally shit and their Transformers are such garbage quality that Chinese bootlegs are often better. How can one company fuck up so constantly?

They got the entirety of Death Row Records in their Peppa buyout. RIP that entire label because they won't know what to do with it or won't want that in their "family" image, while also being too proud to sell it off.

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Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 08:28:55 3f771437 No.3576719

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>>3576712
Zebra foal's gynecological examination doesn't requires such an impressive logistic. Once you get your own privy area, you're free to do your cross species breeding experimentation without having to worry.

Anonymous 07/11/20 (Sat) 13:28:12 eced4b50 No.3581896

>>3576719
yummy zebra foal!

Anonymous 07/13/20 (Mon) 23:26:44 f83ab2d0 No.3582089

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Well lulz, which is it? Which zebra is looking at the camera?

Polybius!O.OcFUrrYE 07/14/20 (Tue) 17:35:22 3dc1fd0a No.3582175

>>3582089
Left Zebra

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 20:19:01 6a209c23 No.3588994

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Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 22:00:16 ede16b94 No.3589025

>>3582089
neither,they can't see straight ahead.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 22:36:23 7e765c8d No.3589036

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>>3589025

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Diosoth!n8DC1JIm4Q 09/18/20 (Fri) 11:49:22 4d5682da No.3588955 [Reply]

The very same retards who claim that wearing a protective face mask is "violating their freedoms"-

>because they are apparently in such a hurry to get infected with a severe illness? Flat Earther mentality at work, I suppose

- were furious when this popped up in Mortal Kombat 11, where Jax can go back in time to prevent the slave trade in his DLC ending. Then the worthless trash that bitched about it denied they were racists even though they were shrieking "white genocide" about it.

I have, at this point, completely lost hope in conservatives/bigots/whatever making sense or having rational thoughts. We could probably kill them off by getting a few prominent Democrats to say "drinking bleach is bad" to force them to guzzle Clorox to "trigger the left" or something… wait, didn't Trumputin say cleaning chemicals were good for the body? We don't even have to do anything, they do it for us. They'd hardly have a chance at winning a civil war, they din't have the balls to do it or they'd have started one years ago and their brainless, incompetent ancestors couldn't win one, either.

Diosoth!n8DC1JIm4Q 09/18/20 (Fri) 11:50:42 4d5682da No.3588956

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>Crapcom fanboy will be triggered by this

What DOESN'T upset you, Jin Autismtome? Now tell me what Poison's canon gender is this week, bitch boy.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 14:09:43 78c1641f No.3588960

STOP CREATING WORTHLESS FUCKING SHIT POL THREADS 3B, AND DENYING YOU ARE 3B, AND DENYING YOU ARE MAKING 99% OF THEM, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 15:11:07 938bb297 No.3588965

>>3588960
>>3588960
>>3588960
>>3588960
>>3588960

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING 3B WOULD SAY, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP 3B

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 16:05:13 00492016 No.3588967

>>3588955
What you just typed is such a gish-gallop of retardation that all I can say is just "No." No to everything. You retard.

Steam 09/18/20 (Fri) 16:18:03 98f645e5 No.3588968

I havent played mortal kombat since the sega releases, other than a 1 week rental from blockbuster for a MK game on the original x box.

Not going to research into this, but if a black super warrior could go back in time, why wouldnt he do something like that? Plus its DLC, it's not like you have to buy it, it's not part of the core game.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 19:27:05 84c823f7 No.3588986

>>3588965
DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN, 3B

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Fucked up dreams Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 18:44:30 7b048094 No.3588858 [Reply]

Want to discuss about your dreams that is beyond real?

I appeared at some house with some friend I don't know could be a party. A woman with a bit of African nationality around her age 17 - 19 her skin was a bit light or dark started to walk up to me and started talking about me she wanted me to ask her questions anything, I said this without regret. "Are you gender neutral? Do you prefer to be called her, him, or it?" She started to walk near me and said "what was the question?" I started back off. "I did'nt mean to offend you maa'm" The woman have sort or scissors as a weapon appeared on her hand. Some random cop appeared telling the woman to put down the weapon. "I begged her that I didn't mean to offend you by asking questions." The woman started to stab me a bit. I had my head down on the ground. as the cop took the woman away. I crawled up to some bedroom and saw my brother covered in blood that is stained on a the wall. How is it possible that I got stabbed and my brother got blood stains that is covered on the wall that he's sitting next to. My bro said "She got you didnt she?" I just woke up. And I said the moral to the story is never ask offending questions or your going to get stabbed and your bro will bleed and stain the walls.

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Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 05:58:47 6be56c98 No.3588927

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>>3588918
https://youtu.be/gzi7ESIyFuY

That pic, that story.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 06:19:24 c531be6b No.3588929

Scary thing with the door pic is if you zoom in there are shatter marks around some of the claw punctures. If a dog was doing that much he REALLY wanted out.

tms!8HZioZhw1c 09/18/20 (Fri) 07:43:01 fc5d5963 No.3588937

>>3588918
Sounds like you have epilepsy. You were having a seizure, and your dog was clawing at the door to get help.

Steam 09/18/20 (Fri) 07:48:47 861447ca No.3588938

>>3588937
I doubt that, I was in the military and play a lot of video games.

I figure if I was epileptic, it'd probably shown up by now. Might be worth looking into though, not sure how they test for it. I'm pretty desperate for an explanation, so nothing is really out of question.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 09:31:09 1298a0d2 No.3588945

>>3588938
I wonder if epilepsy can suddenly happen in someone who has never had it. I have a friend who suddenly became diabetic at age 85. Was not diabetic his whole life, until then. I guess his pancreas must have just suddenly stopped working or something.

!NugBmkm6Go 09/18/20 (Fri) 17:34:45 880b1c38 No.3588974

>>3588945
It's certainly possible, especially patients with brain tumors that go unchecked.

Steam 09/18/20 (Fri) 17:49:54 861447ca No.3588977

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>>3588974
My family does have a history of brain tumors, and other cancers, but its always been really late or really early in life. I get pretty comprehensive blood tests done annually. Then again I've had this going on since I was a kid, and I've had a few scans on my head, and the rest of my body. So Its probably not brain cancer.

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Political Simulator Evolve Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:20:22 2433c9b8 No.3579687 [Reply]

http://filteries.com/politics

old and new comparison

Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:24:43 2433c9b8 No.3579688

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Anonymous 06/22/20 (Mon) 13:31:07 2433c9b8 No.3579691

I think disease like a pandemic outbreak should be in there that affects the cost of healthcare.

Corruption Perceptions Index 2019 | Transparency International Anonymous 08/07/20 (Fri) 02:54:42 9f7c3c8f No.3584141

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYLnMCWqiA

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 16:37:33 df4d6135 No.3588969

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Took the test it's not accurate though.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 16:43:37 df4d6135 No.3588970

Gender, age, skills, abled and disabled are needed.

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 16:44:42 df4d6135 No.3588971

I forgot to mention the sick, injured!

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 17:00:05 df4d6135 No.3588972

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update

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Anonymous 05/24/20 (Sun) 09:49:11 2840a262 No.3576590 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ya'all be old

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Anonymous 08/22/20 (Sat) 01:52:15 91f5f73a No.3585552

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Anonymous 08/23/20 (Sun) 02:20:04 bab3f1f3 No.3585660

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Mega Drive Longplay [020] Sonic 3D Blast Anonymous 08/23/20 (Sun) 14:07:48 91f5f73a No.3585700

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPqPt_R7nuo

Anonymous 09/16/20 (Wed) 18:49:19 0205225f No.3588716

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first step becoming a furry…

Anonymous 09/16/20 (Wed) 19:04:26 0205225f No.3588717

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Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 03:29:33 0205225f No.3588913

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Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 05:47:53 2846e775 No.3588926

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Anonymous 05/25/20 (Mon) 15:15:31 e5962cbe No.3576672 [Reply]

happy america army day thing

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Anonymous 07/11/20 (Sat) 17:48:14 30559792 No.3581920

>>3576718
Shit, that's not even a real pistol, it's one of thse pot-metal "Looks and feels like the real thing!" toys, and not even a very good copy.

Next time try something that at least looks like machined steel instead of molded zinc.

Anonymous 07/12/20 (Sun) 02:15:45 886b94fb No.3581962

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Anonymous 09/16/20 (Wed) 22:08:26 e5962cbe No.3588725

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america is over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEvtzkfSQ2s&feature=emb_title

Anonymous 09/16/20 (Wed) 23:05:04 c253d81c No.3588727

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>>3588725

Anonymous 09/16/20 (Wed) 23:14:47 dbdca585 No.3588728

>>3588725
>america is over

if I can't get extremely drunk and point a gun at black people what's the point of this country?

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 22:29:11 e5962cbe No.3588886

>>3588728
they surround his house for house watch the video.

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 23:02:06 83c68506 No.3588891

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>>3588728
>have a huge ruckus right outside your doorstep
>the same kind of people who burned entire neighborhoods down
>have people shine their flashlights through your window
I'd call this intimidating and provoking behavior.

>dude probably feels like a cornered animal and gets his shotgun out
>mob threatens him through the megaphone
Fucking hell.

This is why everyone with two braincells to rub together who isn't a crazy commie or some black race warrior should move to a red state with castle doctrine, preferably in the countryside, cause the cities are still leftie shitholes.

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Polybius!zkraGArAss 07/21/20 (Tue) 16:59:06 e406ea9c No.3582753 [Reply]

I have a problem. I think the 5g radiation in my town is making be gay. Every since they installed the new tower I've been plagued by wet dreams and vivid daydreams about getting railed as the beta in a pack of werewolf boyfriends. And oppressing black people.

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Anonymous 07/22/20 (Wed) 21:22:18 9400f55c No.3582858

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>>3582852

It still looks like a balljob to me. It looks like the animal is trying to fold over on itself, and is pressing loose skin down on the man's eyes.

Anonymous 07/22/20 (Wed) 21:22:53 9400f55c No.3582859

>>3582858

Albeit a weirdly drawn balljob.

Anonymous 07/22/20 (Wed) 21:31:15 e406ea9c No.3582860

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>>3582858
You win, it's just a really strange balljob.. maybe a taintjob… it demands additional pics to prove the theory.

Anonymous 07/22/20 (Wed) 21:35:37 9400f55c No.3582862

>>3582860

Yay. It's like winning the special olympics, I'm still a retard.

Anonymous 07/22/20 (Wed) 22:24:30 390ae81a No.3582869

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Butts!

Anonymous 07/22/20 (Wed) 22:29:04 da4c1c33 No.3582870

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Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 22:05:47 1751b919 No.3588885

bump

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PSA: Don't do drugs. Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 07:12:00 c0789b07 No.3588780 [Reply]

Krack is a hell of a drug…

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Steam 09/17/20 (Thu) 19:21:01 2b6fa0dd No.3588872

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>>3588867
I said off shoot of satanism.

I was a member of the Temple of Set. Ran by Levay's right hand man, and cofounder of the Satanic church. We were actually theistic.

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 19:29:29 179a947d No.3588873

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>>3588872
Well, yeah, about as "theistic" as the cultural neopagans who basically larp ancient religions. I mean, I approve of the larping, it looks cool, but come on, you didn't really believe and you know it.

Steam 09/17/20 (Thu) 19:34:10 2b6fa0dd No.3588874

>>3588873
Well we focused on Set, but the idea was that the "Satan" image was in just about all religions, so we had the concept of the "many faces of Set" I left the order because things got too political a.ongst the priesthood.

I still have an idol and do occasional rituals.

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 19:49:53 179a947d No.3588878

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>>3588874
You only like Set cause you're a furry :3

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 20:46:21 8858565e No.3588881

>>3588842
Hmm interesting proposition, but why stop at Nevada?

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 22:05:04 388825c0 No.3588884

>>3588872
> I was a member of the Temple of Set.
More of Steams' preposterous lies. He didn't know shit about Set until he read this thread:
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3582753.html

Anonymous 09/18/20 (Fri) 18:49:28 b050c770 No.3588983

>they will come
>they will come
>THEY WILL COME
'>THEY WILL COME
>THEY WILL COME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nZ1v96-veM&t=69

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Anonymous 07/15/20 (Wed) 18:37:23 90e348d6 No.3582296 [Reply]

Freud would've hang out with furries.

Anonymous 07/15/20 (Wed) 18:38:40 90e348d6 No.3582297

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Post the most bizarre things you've found on art sites.

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 08:26:14 43f969f1 No.3588786

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Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 17:46:48 90e348d6 No.3588843

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gonz!!XboRxS5FeM 09/17/20 (Thu) 18:48:31 71e9c86c No.3588859

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>>3588786

Kinda reminds me of this.

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