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b0286337 No.3732727[Reply]

tms:

I haven't got any email from you that I know of. If you still know your Discord login, that is the best place to reach me. If not, that's fine. I can whip up a burner email.

Thanks.
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58d0728e No.3763229

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dude, just unblock me and treat me like a human, not a troll. jesus fuck. let me fit in for once, jerk. give me mod status for once so I can snipe the CP when I see it

I wanna be fren

73abaf69 No.3763308

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>>3763229
I accepted your request.

b975677f No.3767882

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So why did tms flake off?

I know he likes loli porn art so pic related.

2f34de92 No.3770557

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63e4975a No.3773102

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e9ef68e0 No.3773139

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>>3767882
I made a post that may have demoralized him despite not being my actual opinion after the mania wore off. I may be reaching, but I feel it.

I feel really bad about that especially since RAotOE doesn't even live anymore because rads gave up when noone was posting. Shame cause he was a gifted coder. At least I found the 420chan bunker RHODA has.

This is my home board, despite being a chemical toilet of a site that I am trying to suck out with a leaky hose so there is less rancid shit and more gold nuggets.

I miss you, tms. Please come back. You had the best art. If not, I hope you chose a more pious life than me, and went into the woods to do shrooms or something epic.

04ebfd85 No.3773156

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>>3773139
Don't blame yourself. I noticed tms had been posting less and less. It seemed to me his enthusiasm for lulz was dwindling for weeks or more before he quit.



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ee010608 No.3766647[Reply]

Who else is super stoked about the new Dog Man movie? I love those books!

629548fb No.3773141

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At least post the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIaxbIK1SnA

I have For Whom The Ball Rolls in hardback. The original Captain Underpants books were my favorite as a kid. Dav Pilkey is gifted. He has some interesting things to say about the USA prison system too.

https://pilkey.com/book/dog-man-for-whom-the-ball-rolls

Also yes, me and my 2 nerd friends saw the Captain Underpants movie. Literally the only people in the theater since it was super late in releaser, so it was like a classic MST3K kinda lmao. We had a blast.

2fde83af No.3773143

ugh. why does the cheif always a i am racist and not very brightcop. what endd up hppening to the dogs body andmans head?

94c52928 No.3773144

>>3773143
Lick it

629548fb No.3773145

>>3773143
because he is literally drawn by elementary school kids, in lore

2fde83af No.3773146

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ea970efa No.3772993[Reply]

This is something Mix would do.

Couple rushed to hospital with man's head stuck in his wife's vagina

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/sex-and-relationship/180917/couple-rushed-to-hospital-with-mans-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina.html

More young people across the world have started getting adventurous in bed with increasing awareness about sexuality and more access to related information. While it’s always great to go a step ahead for enhancing the experience between the sheets, one should always be careful not to go too far. A couple from a Alabama in US ended up in a hospital after their attempts at taking sex to another level resulted in a shocking accident. Samantha Irving had to call an ambulance as her husband’s head was stuck in her vaginal cavity causing excruciating pain whenever he moved..

One of the paramedics who helped the couple out of their ordeal said the man was also struggling as he had half of his face buried in his wife’s vagina. The couple was finally separated and while the man suffered few scratches and bruises, the woman is said to be stable despite internal bleeding. But this isn’t the first such case the doctors at the hospital encountered as they said a couple with a similar situation was hospitalised in 2007. They advised people to stay away from extreme sexual behaviour.

810e63b4 No.3772996

LOL. And I thought the dude with a bottle of hot sauce stuck up his ass was bad.

ea970efa No.3773000

>>3772996

https://www.latestly.com/lifestyle/health-wellness/man-shoves-eggplant-in-to-his-anus-to-relieve-constipation-ends-up-in-hospital-199968.html

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital

The 50-year-old man inserted a large eggplant into his anus to cure constipation.

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital
The eggplant caused inflammation in the man's lungs. (Photo Credits: 看看新闻_叩击时代, Kan Kan News)
Constipation has become a widespread problem, thanks to our increasing dependence on processed food and lack of exercise. The ideal way to beat it is to eat a lot of fibre-rich foods, increase intake of water and indulge in some form of physical activities. But doctors at a Chinese hospital had the shock of their lives when they had to save a patient who tried to cure constipation by inserting an eggplant up his anus.

According to a news report in Kan Kan News, the man was tired of suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for a long time. But instead of seeking treatment, he came upon a bizarre way to treat the problem – by inserting a large aubergine inside his anus. Unfortunately for him, the eggplant only made matters worse. The 50-year old started experiencing vomiting and severe abdominal pain and swelling.


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3d58466b No.3773002

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I have crazy fetishes, and my dick wants this to be real, but unfortunately such stunts are impossible:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/man-head-stuck-wife/

21c201da No.3773067

>>3773002

Thank Heaven it is a hoax. Can you imagine the manslaughter trials and the evidence presented to a jury as well as the verbal testimony would read like a sick fucking furry fan-fic.



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a4af62ce No.3726078[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

For behind the scenes and scraps of it's development and mistakes on how not to create a world.
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80e6bfd9 No.3769903

File: 1742352232893.png (15.57 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

I shall continue drawing with a mouse in Oekaki.
Cream the artist that sketches a world settings for Lulz.

My name is Cream I am a Defector of the Simperial Army escaped from my own whome they would eat me.

My would have been captor name 3B scouts for fuel and supplies who is a fugitive on the run from Furi Republic.

We are force to be survive together to travel another empire; Comfy Federation.

Here is my makeshift BTM-3 Icecream truck wielded with scrap metals from pre-war matierals during the Karen Wars.

80e6bfd9 No.3771616

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Meanwhile somewhere in a disclosed location…
Sir, the drones are not the problem it's your inept leadership.

80e6bfd9 No.3772765

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>>3726488
They are much bigger than before.

80e6bfd9 No.3772766

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>>3767852

Clairifying; S'He's a General of a brand of brigades Furi Republic waving to her fellow meat wave soldiers to invade Simp City. The GenBends are preforming a special military operations.

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80e6bfd9 No.3773014

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80e6bfd9 No.3773026

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f141fe6d No.3707280[Reply]

Wardrobe Malfunction
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1ed76152 No.3764322

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>>3764317
needs an otter version to eat those crabs!

8aa186e9 No.3768359

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1cea2a13 No.3769313

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Did you steal my shoes?
TALK!!

1ad35d25 No.3772998

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d7c60421 No.3772785[Reply]

>be me
>annoyed with asshole brother visiting on the holidays, who treats you bad
>months ago he threatened to fight you just because you kept letting the dogs go to the backyard, or back inside
>decide you just want to walk your dog and have nothing to do with family that morning
>leave house without saying a word
>mother calls me back, telling md she needs something
>go back inside, and she just wants us to talk about why I don't feel like talking
>tell her "no" and try to leave again
>6'3" 280lb wrestling, powerlifting brother bars the door with his body/arms and won't let me leave
>I tell him to "let me go"
>he says "not until we talk"
>try to squeeze past but it's no use
>see my off-leash dog on the other side begging for her walk
>"let me go"
>"no"
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1067014d No.3772793

>>3772790
That's not what that means. You should do one of those mini law courses on self defense before you get yourself in a stupid amount of trouble.

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cffd21b7 No.3772809

>>3772793
Castle doctrine says otherwise.

1067014d No.3772837

>>3772809
I'm telling you man, if someone refuses to leave your house after the party is over and you shoot them you're in a perilous situation.

The reason you're gonna get off is because it happened in your home, it wasn't filmed, the only other witness is dead and you weren't dumb enough to talk to the police. Not because you didn't commit a crime.

If you fuck up any of those you're gonna rot in prison.

Castle doctrine still has to be self defense. It's not a license to murder anyone dumb enough to step foot in your home.

52f7e788 No.3772838

>>3772837
dude I used a knife to defend my right to leave my home. I didn't commit murder, I didn't use a gun. I gave him 4 warnings before I used deadly force to leave my house. If what I did was a crime the police should have kept me in jail, because I believe every human being should have the right to do what I did.

aa2b2e12 No.3772841

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>>3772838
Claim right now that you felt being falsely imprisoned was also an imminent threat to you being harmed. Otherwise you had no right to use such force.

>>3772809
No. Pic related, retard.

42e5957e No.3772978

>>3772841
>Claim right now that you felt being falsely imprisoned was also an imminent threat to you being harmed. Otherwise you had no right to use such force.
I'm not going to lie. Besides I haven't been asking for legal advice. I've been asking if what I did was morally wrong.



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07684315 No.3772818[Reply]

It's time to step up.

This board has went from years of little activity to chaos. While the reasons are beyond my control, and much of it is out of our view, it's clear that we're suffering from a lack of leadership. We need a leader wiith the right methods, and the right values.

There is great potential, but it needs the right man to steer this board back into glory. I am that man.

I've been active in the furry culture for over 25 years. I know its history, the ins and outs of every subculture and faction. Starting at the tail end of Usenet's popularity, i've seen each platform and trend come and go. And i've been a part of running it from the start.

I've had a part in running forums like Furry Sanctuary, Lemmy's Land, Starfox Online, sonicanime.net, sonichentai.net, Sonic Stadium, Sonic Passion (yes, that one - it wasn't that bad, don't believe everything you hear) and most of them stayed without major conflicts or incidents, from the day i was promoted, until the owners just decided not to run them anymore.

As well as a dozen Yahoo Groups and two of the most popular channels on Furnet IRC. Including a cubfur one that was consantly assaulted by masses of spammers, that we somehow managed to defeat with no collateral damages, while most other channels were helpless.

Not to mention, way too many Facebook groups, including a Avatar: The Last Airbender group with 100,000 members that somehow avoided any major conflicts though i ran it almost all by myself, until it was deleted because of some anti-spam algorithm. Yes, i'm still pissed.

I'm a man of action. A man of wisdom. Of integrity and consistency.
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9690583a No.3772829

Legalize meth! Vote for Mix.

a6503c85 No.3772833

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07684315 No.3772840

>>3772833
your mom rode me all last night

deb52c99 No.3772842

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>>3772818
What's your position on bestiality?

ad097247 No.3772881

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>>3772842
Have you watched some of those training videos I've linked to, or are you still inflicting cruel behaviour upon Anya?



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89846fe9 No.3771690[Reply]

We're almost there. Just add a Fleshlight and you're all set!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CzDhirVKL3o

da9b8553 No.3771745

File: 1745370388652.jpg (190.43 KB, 799x1200, tongue.jpg)

I wonder if those things overheat when you put costumes on them.

187188ea No.3772794

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9b0ecdb3 No.3772797

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>>3772794
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/14220384/

now make an ai generated chibi doll for these characters!

cum jar is optional if you could make one.

187188ea No.3772832

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>>3772797

Here's one for Dan.



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e6e0d6c5 No.3720022[Reply]

>barely usable after an almost two month down time
>admins could give less of a fuck and refuses to hand over reigns
REST IN PISS o7
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e0a2356f No.3772804

>>3772788
Elaborate.

42240123 No.3772807

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c75b6f71 No.3772821

Imageboards are dying because they're a cultural phenomenon from the early 2000's and now it's 20 years later. The only people left are 40+ year old wizards who have no other life, or are too autistic to leave.

This does not attract new people because the imageboard as a platform and UI/UX is neolithic and the content and memes by the remaining people are outdated and unrecognizeable to anyone who's was born in this millenium.

With so few people, so little interest and so little money to run any of it, you're watching the old communities evaporate away until what's left is just the heaviest sludge at the bottom of the barrel.

fdf8af9b No.3772822

>>3772821
They're still a vastly superior platform for content piracy than the poojeet and Chinoid compilation sites that mostly just rip off exhentai.

c75b6f71 No.3772823

>>3772822
Maybe, but they're like IRC in the era of WhatsApp, and even that comparison is outdated.

3cd328f8 No.3772825

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>>3772821
no need to hate something just because its old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClABqn1YSwg

42240123 No.3772830

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Would you do it?

Become a tree?



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ce880f21 No.3772798[Reply]

how stop gambling ? I'm already in very fuckin huge debts, but slots are hell of a addiction. Sometimes i can't even think about anything else…

fd259e5c No.3772810

Learn how to only use 10% of what you make for that entertainment, and always assume you're going to lose, because you kinda are.

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d4031b70 No.3772826

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You're basically fucked, at least casino gambling is entertaining, just don't turn into one of those cigarette rank old ladies who hold up gas station lines buying lotto cards.



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