026716e2 No.3707591
>>3707554banana slugs are usually what I call my poops after I have tequila instead of vodka.
That ramifications speak for themselves, the smell is something to behold.
80bab959 No.3707597
>>3707591Not a cloaca! You should hide your face in shame, Steam.
026716e2 No.3707605
>>3707597I know, scaley slits are far superior to vertical vags.
919ee987 No.3713382
>>3713357Does the chimney look like an OPOSSUM PENIS on purpose?
3dd8c5be No.3721643
>>3718558You just know it's 4:20 am.
9e413dc5 No.3729061
>>3729037>>3729036What part of 'no porn' do you stupid fagot not understand?
3095253e No.3729246
>>3726210I love that the artist is desperately trying to hide the fact that they can't draw humans. And, I don't blame them.
1be5567f No.3729565
>>3729224Oooh G-man. Always at the party but never partying
b10e4455 No.3734577
God I hate bluey.
What sort of body dismorphia nightmare society are we going to live in in 20 years?
THEY DON'T HAVE NECKS
e4842319 No.3739273
>>3738852last time I went into a church, all the fuses blew out and the place was hit by lightning. I thought churches had hardcore grounding systems, not this one apparently.
I took it as a bad omen.
e4842319 No.3739275
Then again, my house is pretty ridiculous, there is a reason I call it a fortress. If there is a power outage or something, I'm the first place people go to.
I charge out the ass, but I have a rotational cellphone antenna and solar panels. When shit hits the fan, I'm the place to be.
e4842319 No.3739276
>>3739275I sort of grabbed a bunch of stuff from a decommissioned factory to retrofit my place.
Its interesting if nothing else.
e4842319 No.3739277
My fuse boxes alone, and I do say that in plural are so over powered I'd have to try to blow them up. As far as I know, they are invincible.
3dd8c5be No.3740135
>>3740112Thanks for the wolf statue intel.
>>3740113I didn't choose the stoat life; the stoat life chose me. But on here I'm a ferret - a sexy, anthro, female ferret health inspector with a feathered cap and wielding a special fountain pen equipped to detect poison. I can't explain it; I just accept it.
3dd8c5be No.3747300
>>3747293Charles "Ches" McCartney (1901–1998), also known as the Goat Man, was an American itinerant wanderer who traveled up and down the eastern United States from 1930 to 1987 in a ramshackle wagon pulled by a team of goats. He claimed to have covered more than 100,000 miles and visited all states except Hawaii: His goats couldn't swim that far, he said, and if they could, "they'd just end up eating the grass skirts off the hula dancers anyway". He was a familiar sight to many travelers and vacationers during those years, and one difficult to not notice or remember.
Born around the turn of the twentieth century (the exact year is unknown), McCartney ran away from his family's Iowa farm home at age 14.
In New York he met and married a Spanish knife thrower ten years his senior and became part of her act, serving as near-miss target. When she became pregnant they tried to make a living as farmers, but were wiped out at the start of the Great Depression. She left one day before dawn. McCartney married at least two more times.
At some point, while working for the WPA cutting timber, an injury from a falling tree left McCartney's left arm twisted. He was initially thought to have died in the accident, but he awakened on a mortician's table as the undertaker inserted an embalming needle in his arm.
McCartney had always been fond of goats since his days on the family farm, and he came up with the idea of using a goat cart to travel with his family and work as an itinerant preacher. His wife did not like the idea, and left. One account says that McCartney traded his wife to another farmer for an unspecified amount of goats.
More of his story:
https://www.themoonlitroad.com/legendary-goat-man-charles-ches-mccartney/
