3eb5e82b No.3736546
Lately, the furry fandom has had a big problem with its reputation. Furry culture has become associated with zoophilia, pedophilia, plushophilia, miscegenation, drugs, violence, crime, prostitution and general social upheaval such as BLM. This board is frequently singled out as one of the worst strongholds of furry debauchery, and all of us are suffering for it. It's time to clean house.
It's time to put an end to the smutty shit clogging up our message board. Yeah, you heard me right. I'm sick and tired of seeing dicks and tits plastered all over the place like it's some kind of zoo exhibit. This isn't a porn site, it's a community for people who appreciate anthropomorphic animals - not perverts looking to get their rocks off.
As of today, April 1st, 12:00 GMT, we will no longer allow any sexually explicit or suggestive material to be posted on these boards. This was an unanimous decision made by all of us, the moderators.
This ban includes, but is not limited to:
Graphic drawings of sexual activity, of any kind
Graphic drawings of nudity, whether genitals are visible or not
Graphic photos of any kind (needless to say)
Descriptions of sexual acts
Links to any such material, or websites that contain it
Sexually suggestive imagery, such as females in bikinis or one-piece swimsuits, males wearing only shorts, or images featuring any visible underwear, or god forbid, diapers
Images that suggest sexual acts have taken place, or are about to take place, such as two furries flirting, picking each other up, eating together, or lying next to each other in bed
Anything relating to other kinks such as urination, scat, BDSM etc.
Basically, if it wouldn't be shown on a preschool kids show, don't post it here. We aim to make this a clean, respectful place for furries of all ages, to improve the shady image and inclusiveness of the furry community.
Any posting of such material will result in an instant ban. Their IPs will be given to local legal authorities, and we will do everything we can to make sure they are given the harshest possible punishment by law.
All of the lulz.net mods are expected to abide by these new rules. Do not disagree. Do not disobey.
3eb5e82b No.3736548
I know some of you think this is unfair, that we're "stifling your freedom of speech" or whatever bullshit excuse you want to use. But guess what? This is OUR space, and we won't tolerate it being turned into a cesspool of degeneracy. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you can't keep it in your pants, take it somewhere else.
If you actually give a fuck about furry culture, then show some goddamn respect for it. Stop acting like horny teenagers and start contributing something meaningful to the community instead. Let's elevate ourselves above the sleazy stereotypes and prove once and for all that furries are about so much more than just getting laid.
And to all you deviants out there who think it's cute to push the boundaries and test our limits, let us be crystal clear: you're not welcome here. We don't want your sick fantasies polluting our community. Grow the fuck up, people. It's time to clean up this mess and restore some dignity to our little corner of the internet.
For the rest of you normal, decent people who understand that furry culture is about creativity, camaraderie, and good, clean fun, we thank you for your continued support. Let's work together to make this the best darn message board in the furryverse.
04ef739e No.3736551
No to all of this.
abd9baaf No.3736552
>>3736546Finally ! Now we can focus on politics like normal people.
ff5485ad No.3736557
>>3736550>Sonic characters are inherently cubs and must be properly "aged-up" in order to be allowed on here.NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!
AGING THEM UP IS STILL PEDOPHILIA!!!
And SHAME ON DISNEY for making Simba the CUB LION aged up in THE LION KING!!!! shame on you, Disney.
SHAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!1132231313
595e02c9 No.3736558
>>3736548>>3736548>I know some of you think this is unfair, that we're "stifling your freedom of speech" or whatever bullshit excuse you want to use.GAWWD does not care about silly little things like "Freedom of Speech" or "Artistic Freedom!"
GAWWD will give us VICTORY over the United States Legal System, nay… the legal systems of THE ENTIRE EARTH!
EVERY NATION SHALL BOW AND BEND THE KNEE TO JESUS!
bd9e42c5 No.3736560
you could just kill yourselves though
ff5485ad No.3736562
Behold! The truth that NO ONE WANTED TO HEAR!
Dragoneer is a FALSE PROPHET!
He twists and warps the WORD OF GOD for his own purposes!
https://web.archive.org/web/20150821170440/https://forums.FurAffinity.net/threads/3965-FA-Policy-Notice-Cub-ArtDragoneer also…. at one point in time….
HAD ARTWORK IN THE SICK, DISGUSTING, FILTHY, UNHOLY "SOFTPAW" MAGAZINES!!!!
Weep, Child of God! For what I tell you is TRUE!
Dragoneer is PREYFAR the purple hyena cub!
And Preyfar has been drawn by the likes of EDIS KRAD, the filthiest of all filthy degenerates!
TRUST NO ONE BUT THE LORD!
ff5485ad No.3736563
>>3736560>you could just kill yourselves thoughI cannot do as you request, suicide is forbidden in the Bible…
4dd79f75 No.3736564
>>3736546Aprils fool to you too.
ff5485ad No.3736565
https://web.archive.org/web/20150821170436/https://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/3965-FA-Policy-Notice-Cub-Art/page3"""At what point does the responsibility becomes ours or that individual's? We cannot be held responsible for the actions of people who have pre-existing mental issues who may be set off by what they see, because if something -IS- going to set them off, it could be anything."""
MISTER DRAGONEER, SIR….
It is ALWAYS your responsibility and the WEBSITE'S responsibility to PROTECT THE VIEWER FROM TRIGGERING / UPSETTING MATERIAL!
PORNOGRAPHY IS POISONOUS FOR THE SOUL!
REPENT NOW!
Get down on your knees and START PLEASIN' JESUS! Don't you want the warm flowing love of JESUS CHRIST to melt your COLD HEATHEN HEART?
516881c3 No.3736570
furry midgets are the worst
b221badb No.3736572
>>3736546Its ironic that only on April fools day will the admin speak truthfully and then do nothing about it.
ff5485ad No.3736574
>>3736571I am sorry but the Lord Jesus Christ and his Father who art in Heaven, Mister Yahweh, both do not approve of the sinful, titillating, seductive, corrupting genre of Japanimation… UNLESS it's a nice WHOLESOME christian anime, such as the 1980s tv series SUPER BOOK….
Here you go, Child of God…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxPfWVVtIRY&list=PL0zvCDP_0LjDzjfZ2jKEP6lZB22s2AHwNWatch THIS… not that awful Satanic, demon-worshipping INUYASHA garbage….
66b9a4bb No.3736578
>>3736546Would that it were.
>>3736572>Hahah everyone thinks we're pedophiles who deserve to face the wall. Isn't that so funny? Wanna see my CP folder? HAH! Soooo funny! I sucked my dog off once(a week) too, as a joke. e0418e74 No.3736590
>>3736589Is this communism?
ff5485ad No.3736592
>>3736590No, because Communism is a GODLESS form of SECULAR government, and we (America) are a strictly CHRISTIAN nation…. the founders of this great nation were all BIBLE BELIEVING CHRISTIANS, even Thomas Jefferson! He only PRETENDED to be an atheist to sneak into their SECRET SATANIC MEETINGS….
0927d407 No.3736603
>>3736592ACTS 2:44-45
"Now all who believed were together, and had all things in common, and sold their possessions and goods, and divided them among all, as anyone had need."
Now I wouldn't make the argument that Christians are commanded to communism, but they certainly aren't forbidden from it.
becdc0a2 No.3736606
>>3736546You just lost 95% of the users here.
>>It's time to clean up this mess and restore some dignity to our little corner of the internet.It's too late.
The prisoner was executed years ago, and nothing is left but his bones.
595e02c9 No.3736608
>>3736606Matthew 5:29-30
"""And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.""""
…………….
TURN FROM SIN, CHILD OF GOD!
The Lord loves you!
…………….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOehoEmI3YYWe are all DRAWN TOGETHER by the LOVE of Jesus Christ!
595e02c9 No.3736614
>>3736612DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ALL THAT FANCY MEDICAL CRUD!
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6705097/IT'S ALL SATAN!
5c5f7cc2 No.3736617
>>3736616How do you fall in love with a stuffed animal? As a kid I cut those up. One birthday present from my granny was a stuffed dog that gave birth to puppies that would bark.
I destroyed it to send a message to my granny that I was an adult and stop treating me like a kid.
595e02c9 No.3736619
>>3736617
>One birthday present from my granny was a stuffed dog that gave birth to puppies that would bark.It….. gave birth????
IT WAS SEEDED WITH SATAN'S PUPS!
I had a toy once… it would… move and talk, even though the batteries were taken out…. and it kept chanting this crazy foreign language….
""Ade due Damballa. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endenlieu pour du boisette Damballa! Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endenlieu pour du boisette Damballa!""
Sounded like a bunch of Satan gibberish to me though!
5c5f7cc2 No.3736620
>>3736619We had a deer toy one year that walked. Think it took a bunch of C or D batteries.
The k'nex dino walked too
595e02c9 No.3737012
>>3736624Doobity doot doot, da doo da doo.
Doobity doot doot, da doo da doo.
