On Youtube I swear I've seen it all,
from a strawberry dog,
to Kero the Wolf kissin' wit' Kermit da Frog,
and yo' Furry Conventions,
I dun know which is worse,
hanging with socially awkward gals and dudes,
or being carried out in a Hearse,
and dats not mentioning all tha others,
covered in carpet shag wit' rainbow colors,
goin' 'round, chompin', glompin' all the fuzzy brothas,
and sistas, hell no I won't kiss ya!,
when ya open ya whiskery snout,
it smell like a truck full of garbage,
and when l look down I say wut's dat?
Dude dat's got to be the weirdest kink stuff ya got on,
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