When I saw this on the news, I thought it would be the perfect thread for you degenerates. ;Dhttps://globalnews.ca/news/7072117/man-charged-for-farting/
Life’s a breeze — until you get fined for cutting the cheese.
An Austrian man has been charged 500 euros (about $763 in Canada) for breaking wind loudly, and intentionally, in front of a police officer, the Associated Press reports.
And this breaking of wind may have broken new legal ground. It took the police in Vienna a while to get to the bottom of whether the malodorous misconduct on June 5 actually merited a sanction. They ultimately decided to fine the man for offending public decency.
Vienna police tweeted that “of course no one is reported for accidentally letting one go.” Well, of course not.