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Steam 10/06/23 (Fri) 08:38:19 f3fe85b0 No.3718010 [Reply]

Almost died again, this time of lethal injection. One hospital said I had a 2.2 potassium level, the other argued I had a 2.5.

They hooked both a saline unit and a potassium unit into my hand, but only the potassium actually worked.The nurse had no idea how to stop it other than hitting "mute."

If you wanted to see me jerking around, grunting in pain with a ciridakie bombing in my hand… well you missed you're chance.

All that power went to just bombing birds for 5 hours waiting on test results. Turns out I'm normal, other than a few weird shaped red blood cells.

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Steam 10/07/23 (Sat) 06:26:30 f3fe85b0 No.3718073

>>3718070
although, now that I think about it, I might buy some mandarin orange fruit cups tomorrow. A nice scented bubble bath with some hard seltzer and a fruit cup sounds pretty kewl.

Anonymous 10/07/23 (Sat) 06:43:39 b53eb241 No.3718076

>>3718073
consoomerist

Steam 10/07/23 (Sat) 07:06:49 f3fe85b0 No.3718078

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>>3718076
poorfag

Anonymous 10/07/23 (Sat) 17:05:59 f0889b07 No.3718098

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>>3718065
> I was busy grunting like an animal dying, convulsing, and having hypertension.
I came.

Steam 10/07/23 (Sat) 21:32:10 f3fe85b0 No.3718118

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>>3718098
so did I.

tms!8HZioZhw1c 10/08/23 (Sun) 20:27:59 5719a70a No.3718183

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Discovered the first kidney stone in me last Friday morning. Passed it this morning. Was a bit of an ordeal but small potatoes compared to the slings and arrows endured by Steam on the daily. At least now I can work my magic without transmutation circles.

Steam 10/08/23 (Sun) 20:57:29 f3fe85b0 No.3718188

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>>3718183
pain is pain. I'm used to it and my tolerance is through the roof. I got a skinned knee as a kid and cried my face off, if the same thing happened today I'd just grunt.

My pain and givashit level just keeps moving.