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ea970efa No.3772993

This is something Mix would do.

Couple rushed to hospital with man's head stuck in his wife's vagina

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/sex-and-relationship/180917/couple-rushed-to-hospital-with-mans-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina.html

More young people across the world have started getting adventurous in bed with increasing awareness about sexuality and more access to related information. While it’s always great to go a step ahead for enhancing the experience between the sheets, one should always be careful not to go too far. A couple from a Alabama in US ended up in a hospital after their attempts at taking sex to another level resulted in a shocking accident. Samantha Irving had to call an ambulance as her husband’s head was stuck in her vaginal cavity causing excruciating pain whenever he moved..

One of the paramedics who helped the couple out of their ordeal said the man was also struggling as he had half of his face buried in his wife’s vagina. The couple was finally separated and while the man suffered few scratches and bruises, the woman is said to be stable despite internal bleeding. But this isn’t the first such case the doctors at the hospital encountered as they said a couple with a similar situation was hospitalised in 2007. They advised people to stay away from extreme sexual behaviour.

810e63b4 No.3772996

LOL. And I thought the dude with a bottle of hot sauce stuck up his ass was bad.

ea970efa No.3773000

>>3772996

https://www.latestly.com/lifestyle/health-wellness/man-shoves-eggplant-in-to-his-anus-to-relieve-constipation-ends-up-in-hospital-199968.html

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital

The 50-year-old man inserted a large eggplant into his anus to cure constipation.

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital
The eggplant caused inflammation in the man's lungs. (Photo Credits: 看看新闻_叩击时代, Kan Kan News)
Constipation has become a widespread problem, thanks to our increasing dependence on processed food and lack of exercise. The ideal way to beat it is to eat a lot of fibre-rich foods, increase intake of water and indulge in some form of physical activities. But doctors at a Chinese hospital had the shock of their lives when they had to save a patient who tried to cure constipation by inserting an eggplant up his anus.

According to a news report in Kan Kan News, the man was tired of suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for a long time. But instead of seeking treatment, he came upon a bizarre way to treat the problem – by inserting a large aubergine inside his anus. Unfortunately for him, the eggplant only made matters worse. The 50-year old started experiencing vomiting and severe abdominal pain and swelling.


When the discomfort became unbearable, he went to the doctor after two days of suffering from the ordeal. He thought that the vegetable would act as a laxative and relieve him from constipation that he was suffering from for four days.

The doctors were horrified by the damage done by the eggplant. A CT scan revealed that the object got stuck in a diagonal position inside the man. The vegetable had moved so far up inside the intestines that it almost touched his heart and caused inflammation in his lungs. It took an emergency surgery to extract the vegetable and save the man’s life. According to reports, the unnamed man is now recuperating.


This is not the first time a Chinese man had attempted something truly bizarre to treat constipation. In April 2017, a man took his pals’ dubious advice and shoved a live eel inside his rectum. He was told that the live swamp eel would eat through the accumulated faeces and relieve him of constipation. Luckily for him, the doctors were able to save him in the nick of time before he almost died as the live 20-inch-long fish ended up wriggling inside his intestines.

3d58466b No.3773002

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I have crazy fetishes, and my dick wants this to be real, but unfortunately such stunts are impossible:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/man-head-stuck-wife/



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