Reni is top tier marriage material. She's beautiful in both her natural dragon form and human form.
There's no better combination than silk on scales.
Vaporeon has the sex appeal of a trout and all adult pokemon fans are severely autistic
Prove me wrong.
I wonder which fish would give the best blowjobs, smallmouth bass, or largemouth bass.
Toothless catfish blowjobs
Pokemon is nothing more than an animal abuse simulator and the only adults that like pokemon are autistic.
I don't have a fursona and growing up I was always a vehement Digimon>Pokemon kid
Digimon has a plot, pokemon is a product
>>3708346> Digimon has a plot, pokemon is a product
Half right. Pokémon is a byproduct
of mental illness.
Why is there a 3rd eye in his crotch?
I don't get it either. If you're going to give them human junk why take away the best part?
Mutilated dicks are unappealing
What do dragons do
with all their princesses? For that matter, where can a dragon spend his treasure?
The age of fire book series tried to explain that. poorly. They explained the treasure thing by saying that eating certain metals made dragon's scales either harder, or prettier. The princess thing was kinda eliminated, and the explanation was that dragonesses only smell sexy when they're in heat, and human women have a similar sexy smell just in general. So basically living scented candles for horny dragons, there was even one mentioned that collected humans because he was basically a scent pervert.
Not really the best patch job for shitty historic lore, but whatever. The books are great regardless.