Autofellatio thread
Stop attn whoring and spamming. Aufy plz.
>>3478213 Dude chill out I just wanted to make an autofellatio thread jeez.
Life is so unfair....
Sure is.
you don't say
Show what's being hidden in there!
Peek-A-Boo!
H-How did you manage to hide all THAT in there??
Clothes on animals look ridiculous :3
Goodnight, sweet prince. Thank you for allowing me to surreptitiously discover my sexuality by digging through my father's closet while he was at work.
Most people would argue that Hugh's in a better place now... but fuck that. Why would you want to go to heaven when you got the playboy mansion?R.I.P, though.
Most people would argue that Hugh's in a better place now... but fuck that. Why would you want to go to heaven when you got the playboy mansion?
R.I.P, though.
>>3477361Didn't he have heart transplants every 10 years or so?
>>3477361
Didn't he have heart transplants every 10 years or so?
>>3477380Except he did, he was an advocate to give fair share to minorities, both in writing and in models.
>>3477380
Except he did, he was an advocate to give fair share to minorities, both in writing and in models.
>>3477748What is meant by this?
>>3477371>>3477374>Respect. I remember a time when respect could indeed get you far with a woman.Are you two retarded? You think those women tolerated being his girlfriends because of the "respect" he had for them? No, I'd say it had something to do with his fame and the millions he had in his bank account.
>>3477371>>3477374
>Respect. I remember a time when respect could indeed get you far with a woman.
Are you two retarded? You think those women tolerated being his girlfriends because of the "respect" he had for them? No, I'd say it had something to do with his fame and the millions he had in his bank account.
>>3477380>>3477804He did a lot through Playboy.He was publishing gonzo journalists - journalists that don't just take neutral observer stance documenting what they see without ingerence, but participate actively - camera on one shoulder, loaded rifle on the other.He was publishing articles exploring domains deemed taboo by the rest of the press. He published sessions with models of all backgrounds. He supported intellectual approach and shunned "dumbing it down"Playboy was his soapbox - the naked girls were a lure, but the flesh was in the articles - and it was shaping the public.He also wasn't a blind "progressive" hooked on propaganda of diversity. When homosexuality was getting fashionable and broadly accepted, he wouldn't shy from articles how heterosexuals in homosexual-dominated areas face the same discrimination homosexuals used to face; a true pro-equality editor, not just another combatant for minority supremacy.
>>3477380>>3477804He did a lot through Playboy.
He was publishing gonzo journalists - journalists that don't just take neutral observer stance documenting what they see without ingerence, but participate actively - camera on one shoulder, loaded rifle on the other.
He was publishing articles exploring domains deemed taboo by the rest of the press. He published sessions with models of all backgrounds. He supported intellectual approach and shunned "dumbing it down"
Playboy was his soapbox - the naked girls were a lure, but the flesh was in the articles - and it was shaping the public.
He also wasn't a blind "progressive" hooked on propaganda of diversity. When homosexuality was getting fashionable and broadly accepted, he wouldn't shy from articles how heterosexuals in homosexual-dominated areas face the same discrimination homosexuals used to face; a true pro-equality editor, not just another combatant for minority supremacy.
>>3478147I respect him a bit more, after reading that.
Ii submit a petition to ban this disruptive moron from this board, he is here ONLY to harass and cause users to leave in his ongoing campaign of harm to this board and its users, and any and all posts bearing his name be deleted and new ones also deleted as soon as they appear. No one wants you here 3B, got the message yet? Apparently not.If you agree reply below in this thread.
>>3478041>This is why basic guaranteed income is inevitable for those who can't or won't work. If you give money to people simply for existing, inflation is going to eat away the worth of that money in a year.>If we keep giving money to the people at the top then we'll end up just as fucked as Venezuela. Congratulations: all the welfare you give to the poor goes directly to the rich, because they own the huge corporations that provide all the goods and services they use. A welfare bum isn't shopping at the local corner store to support the local economy - they're going to Walmart because it's cheaper.All you're doing is collecting money from everybody, except from the rich who dodge taxes anyways, and giving it to people who have no choice but to give it to the rich. All your fancy social justice schemes end up benefitting the same people anyways.
>>3478041
>This is why basic guaranteed income is inevitable for those who can't or won't work.
If you give money to people simply for existing, inflation is going to eat away the worth of that money in a year.
>If we keep giving money to the people at the top then we'll end up just as fucked as Venezuela.
Congratulations: all the welfare you give to the poor goes directly to the rich, because they own the huge corporations that provide all the goods and services they use. A welfare bum isn't shopping at the local corner store to support the local economy - they're going to Walmart because it's cheaper.
All you're doing is collecting money from everybody, except from the rich who dodge taxes anyways, and giving it to people who have no choice but to give it to the rich. All your fancy social justice schemes end up benefitting the same people anyways.
>>3478026>still equates being agunnut as "free".You have the most oppressive government out of all the "1st world" classed countries.You have the most corrupted and full jail system in the entire 1st world nations.And you think somehow having a massive amounts of guns is "freedom"LMAO.You americans are fucking retarded!>>3477788Agree. The Rich can PAY. And still have a ton of meat, buy a new Mercedes every week and not bat an eye. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>3478026
>still equates being agunnut as "free".
You have the most oppressive government out of all the "1st world" classed countries.You have the most corrupted and full jail system in the entire 1st world nations.
And you think somehow having a massive amounts of guns is "freedom"
LMAO.
You americans are fucking retarded!
>>3477788Agree. The Rich can PAY. And still have a ton of meat, buy a new Mercedes every week and not bat an eye.
>>3478068I wonder why they insist on this as well.What kind of fucked up dependency they have with guns. Yet they bitch when others have a different dependency like requiring mental health.
>>3478068
I wonder why they insist on this as well.What kind of fucked up dependency they have with guns. Yet they bitch when others have a different dependency like requiring mental health.
>>3478082 It's almost literally this (except the robbers are black or Hispanic). There's this ongoing fantasy about using their guns to rescue family and friends from violent criminals however most of the time the guns end up actually killing friends (ex friends) and family.Hedda's 900something over 50 years for mass shootings neglects NON mass shootings which probably total close to one million deaths in that same time period.
>>3478082 It's almost literally this (except the robbers are black or Hispanic). There's this ongoing fantasy about using their guns to rescue family and friends from violent criminals however most of the time the guns end up actually killing friends (ex friends) and family.
Hedda's 900something over 50 years for mass shootings neglects NON mass shootings which probably total close to one million deaths in that same time period.
>>3478071>Doesn't matter how you subsidize shit, whether you give the money to the producers or to the consumers..That's not at all backed by reality. If you give the money to the 1% the economy suffers, if you give it to the middle and poor class the economy surges because they spend the money and it creates demand which then creates jobs and so forth and so on. The top 10% of America's wealthy own 77% of everything in America. That small percentage of people is already well to do. They are just going to bank that money. They can't spend it fast enough to keep the economy afloat. Mark my words, very, very soon there is going to be a global economic collapse unlike anything ever seen in the history of the world because people like you can't grasp this concept. It's simple logic. The economy is the movement of money in trade for services and products.Give money to the top, the economy shrinks because they don't spend it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>3478071
>Doesn't matter how you subsidize shit, whether you give the money to the producers or to the consumers..
That's not at all backed by reality. If you give the money to the 1% the economy suffers, if you give it to the middle and poor class the economy surges because they spend the money and it creates demand which then creates jobs and so forth and so on.
The top 10% of America's wealthy own 77% of everything in America. That small percentage of people is already well to do. They are just going to bank that money. They can't spend it fast enough to keep the economy afloat.
Mark my words, very, very soon there is going to be a global economic collapse unlike anything ever seen in the history of the world because people like you can't grasp this concept.
It's simple logic. The economy is the movement of money in trade for services and products.Give money to the top, the economy shrinks because they don't spend it.
>>3478073>Congratulations: all the welfare you give to the poor goes directly to the rich.No, tax breaks means it all goes to the rich. If you give money to the poor then in order for the money to get from poor person A to the boss at the top it has to go through all the people in between who get pay checks. So the 1% ends up with less, and everyone else gets more. Yes, the owner glass will continue to be rich but not everyone else will live in hell to accomplish it. See, that's the difference. That's why Trickle Down economics is bad but socialism is good. Socialism GASP distributes the wealth!If you don't believe me research it yourself. The times when America was the most prosperous the highest tax brackets where crazy high (90%) and the rich still got insanely rich because the economy thrives best with a strong poor and middle class.
>>3478073
>Congratulations: all the welfare you give to the poor goes directly to the rich.
No, tax breaks means it all goes to the rich. If you give money to the poor then in order for the money to get from poor person A to the boss at the top it has to go through all the people in between who get pay checks. So the 1% ends up with less, and everyone else gets more. Yes, the owner glass will continue to be rich but not everyone else will live in hell to accomplish it. See, that's the difference.
That's why Trickle Down economics is bad but socialism is good. Socialism GASP distributes the wealth!
If you don't believe me research it yourself. The times when America was the most prosperous the highest tax brackets where crazy high (90%) and the rich still got insanely rich because the economy thrives best with a strong poor and middle class.
>>3478133Trickle down and tax breaks of the republicans are ALWAYS wealth redistribution.. but for the 1%ers.Its a classic "when its convenient for us, its all ok"
>>3478133
Trickle down and tax breaks of the republicans are ALWAYS wealth redistribution.. but for the 1%ers.
Its a classic "when its convenient for us, its all ok"
IT'S HAPPENINGhttp://www.prequeladventure.comSEE YA'LL IN 2 YEARS.
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>>3477475I can relate, though I saw it as her diving while wearing a shirt that hiked up to her midriff or something. It's like the Twilight Zone opening with the doll - for the longest time, I thought it was some weirdly-shaped dragon's head.
>>3477475Cute Kajit paws are fine too!
>>3477475Yes, me too, and we're far from the only ones (see image). Not quite the same imagery I was imagining, I always kept seeing a khajit ass of some kind. At least with the new update I don't see it every time I check the comic.
>>3477475
Yes, me too, and we're far from the only ones (see image). Not quite the same imagery I was imagining, I always kept seeing a khajit ass of some kind. At least with the new update I don't see it every time I check the comic.
>>3477511let me guess, she's going skinny dipping in a pool.
>>3477511
let me guess, she's going skinny dipping in a pool.
>>3477516Clearly the swimsuit is just disappearing into her crack. And her tits are out because... it's on backwards or something? I dunno.
>>3477516
Clearly the swimsuit is just disappearing into her crack. And her tits are out because... it's on backwards or something? I dunno.
I saw a paw.
>>3477475>>it’s just her paw>>justKill yourself.Now!
>>it’s just her paw>>just
Kill yourself.Now!
ill just leave this here
>>3477653Thought for sure that was a Rick Griffin pic. The style sure looks similar. Was gonna post “dayyymn, Ricky’s getting saucy!”Turns out it’s https://e621.net/post/index/1/hladilnik . Pic is a sample.
>>3477653Thought for sure that was a Rick Griffin pic. The style sure looks similar. Was gonna post “dayyymn, Ricky’s getting saucy!”
Turns out it’s https://e621.net/post/index/1/hladilnik . Pic is a sample.
>>3477202Graphics are very DOS-like
>>3477653Sauce of this pic. LOL!
>>3477653
Sauce of this pic. LOL!
>>3478003I found that one unusually hot as well. Source: http://hladilnick.tumblr.com/post/131770578592/seriouslyhttps://e621.net/post/show/1313809/5-4-angry-annoyed-anthro-areola-balls-big_breasts-
>>3478003
I found that one unusually hot as well.
Source: http://hladilnick.tumblr.com/post/131770578592/seriously
https://e621.net/post/show/1313809/5-4-angry-annoyed-anthro-areola-balls-big_breasts-
>>3478016Most of it's scrap but the artist put a lot into the brother and sister incest pictures compared to the rest of their work: https://e621.net/post/index/1/donk_sis
>>3478016
Most of it's scrap but the artist put a lot into the brother and sister incest pictures compared to the rest of their work: https://e621.net/post/index/1/donk_sis
>>3478017This guy's shit is mostly sexuality taken to a sullen or dark place. Guy must really have relationship issues.
>>3478017
This guy's shit is mostly sexuality taken to a sullen or dark place. Guy must really have relationship issues.
Ruff! Puppy wants to suck on some cock-cock sooo badly! Howls! Arrroooo! Pant Pant Woofy Woof Woof Wuff!
Brave, there is a dick right here that needs sucked. stop confusing people.
>>3477688Post dick pic first and I'll consider.
>>3477688
Post dick pic first and I'll consider.
>>3477681On episode 9 of Twin Peaks and I'm loving it so far, love David Lynch's vibe and cinematography. On episode 31 of Hunter x Hunter (90s version), well made anime with a nice adventure story. Watching episodes of Superjail! in between both, good if you like crazy psychedelic gory fun!Need to get a VPN soon, out of the 1000s of things I downloaded my ISP finally decides to send me strikes, got 4 of them already, don't want to risk 5.
>>3477681
On episode 9 of Twin Peaks and I'm loving it so far, love David Lynch's vibe and cinematography.
On episode 31 of Hunter x Hunter (90s version), well made anime with a nice adventure story.
Watching episodes of Superjail! in between both, good if you like crazy psychedelic gory fun!
Need to get a VPN soon, out of the 1000s of things I downloaded my ISP finally decides to send me strikes, got 4 of them already, don't want to risk 5.
>>3477690>Twin PeaksWell, that's mighty odd. Because I just finished all three seasons of Twin Peaks just a week ago or so. It was recommended to me and holy fuck, what an adventure!David Lynch is amazing. Twin Peaks was a very captivating experience for me. I think his special talent really shines in the third season and in other movies like "Eraserhead" though. He has a knack for portraying dream/nightmare logic in a way that feels almost too eerie if you're one of those people who dabbled in lucid dreaming and keeping dream journals. I'll be watching more of his stuff soon.Season 1 is amazing. Has a cliffhanger ending. Season 2 is pretty damn good, you're gonna love it and you won't believe the ending. Then you should watch "Fire Walk With Me". It's a prequel that covers the events leading up to Laura's death. There's a bonus 'movie' made entirely out of scenes cut out from the movie "The Missing Pieces". If you're into the story you should watch this too, even though it offers very little on the story side, but more on the experience side, portraying the world to you more clearly. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>3477690
>Twin Peaks
Well, that's mighty odd. Because I just finished all three seasons of Twin Peaks just a week ago or so. It was recommended to me and holy fuck, what an adventure!
David Lynch is amazing. Twin Peaks was a very captivating experience for me. I think his special talent really shines in the third season and in other movies like "Eraserhead" though. He has a knack for portraying dream/nightmare logic in a way that feels almost too eerie if you're one of those people who dabbled in lucid dreaming and keeping dream journals. I'll be watching more of his stuff soon.
Season 1 is amazing. Has a cliffhanger ending. Season 2 is pretty damn good, you're gonna love it and you won't believe the ending. Then you should watch "Fire Walk With Me". It's a prequel that covers the events leading up to Laura's death. There's a bonus 'movie' made entirely out of scenes cut out from the movie "The Missing Pieces". If you're into the story you should watch this too, even though it offers very little on the story side, but more on the experience side, portraying the world to you more clearly.
>>3477690I have watched a few episodes of Hunter x Hunter, so I know what it's about, but I started too many series at the moment. I have to finish Bakemonogatari and all of its sequels before I'll commit to another >100 ep anime.I can recommend a super obscure and even furrier anime though: Blue Dragon. If you can get your hands on a good copy, that is. The story in it is fucking amazing. Characters have a lot of development. I really loved watching it. Having trouble getting the second season though. I only have a low quality .avi torrent. Other stuff I've seen lately:Psycho Pass 2 (this and season 1 is a must see if you like cyberpunk and dystopian futures)Memories - Magnetic Rose (really artsy space thriller)Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu (if you like to watch the main character die hundreds and hundreds of times until he gets his desired ending)Utawarerumono - Itsuwari no Kamen (the first season is a must-see, probably one of my favorite series ever, and not just because of the animal eared characters, the second is pretty damn good)Blue Submarine No. 6 (pretty sad somewhat furry-themed post-apocalyptic short series) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>3477690I have watched a few episodes of Hunter x Hunter, so I know what it's about, but I started too many series at the moment. I have to finish Bakemonogatari and all of its sequels before I'll commit to another >100 ep anime.
I can recommend a super obscure and even furrier anime though: Blue Dragon. If you can get your hands on a good copy, that is. The story in it is fucking amazing. Characters have a lot of development. I really loved watching it. Having trouble getting the second season though. I only have a low quality .avi torrent.
Other stuff I've seen lately:Psycho Pass 2 (this and season 1 is a must see if you like cyberpunk and dystopian futures)Memories - Magnetic Rose (really artsy space thriller)Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu (if you like to watch the main character die hundreds and hundreds of times until he gets his desired ending)Utawarerumono - Itsuwari no Kamen (the first season is a must-see, probably one of my favorite series ever, and not just because of the animal eared characters, the second is pretty damn good)Blue Submarine No. 6 (pretty sad somewhat furry-themed post-apocalyptic short series)
>>3477688VEGETA'S PAINgym gym, power from
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It's that time again lulz. Go the FA's front page and bring back what you find
Just a normal day on FA I guessThis thread reminds me a bit of our wtf_fa days, where we would sit and laugh at dumb shit furries post. Man, that was 10 years ago...
Just a normal day on FA I guess
This thread reminds me a bit of our wtf_fa days, where we would sit and laugh at dumb shit furries post. Man, that was 10 years ago...
i mean i shouldn't be surprised. retarded, talentless children aren't something "new" to FA.
>>3477982Yeah, maybe its time to move on, everyone else has, and FA is no longer the furry hot spot it used to be.
Let's have a thread dedicated to loving homosexual male couples. Post any pictures, comics, written stories and basically anything you have involving two men in love. It doesn't have to be porn, it just has to have two men who love each other. Even photos of cute gay human couples being affectionate would be lovely to see.
Let's have a thread dedicated to loving homosexual male couples. Post any pictures, comics, written stories and basically anything you have involving two men in love. It doesn't have to be porn, it just has to have two men who love each other.
Even photos of cute gay human couples being affectionate would be lovely to see.
>>3473445Also, those heads look too big.
>>3473445I'm not white knighting, your blantant woman hating just made me reply. If you're so keen on generalizing, then I guess all gays are flamming homos in tight shorts and fishnet who fuck without condoms because "aids has good treatments nowadays", am I right ?Also all blacks are thugs, right ? Man, you must live in some funny world with all that broad labelling you do.
>>3473445
I'm not white knighting, your blantant woman hating just made me reply. If you're so keen on generalizing, then I guess all gays are flamming homos in tight shorts and fishnet who fuck without condoms because "aids has good treatments nowadays", am I right ?
Also all blacks are thugs, right ? Man, you must live in some funny world with all that broad labelling you do.
>>3473458Spoilers: here how these threads always go.>Here's a thread for a niche interest, let's post stuff so I don't have to go and gather quality content on my own>Controversial derailment after a short time, thread dying, must keep it alive through other means>amp up controversy by using more and more aggressive assertions, gotta get that b8.>people take b8 under the belief that "oh no how could anyone believe this- surely it can't be symptomatic of the board?">Catch hooked, diversify controversy to sucker in more people for the sake of personal entertainment. Be as abrasive as possible.>The silent majority ignore everything but the cute pics. Few people believe/care about any of the discussions taking place in the thread.>controversy cannot be maintained and either splits off into a new discussion, or dies altogether.>lulz.net continuesPost more porn plz you guys have some cute stuff in here. Also the bait is delicious.
>>3473458
Spoilers: here how these threads always go.
>Here's a thread for a niche interest, let's post stuff so I don't have to go and gather quality content on my own>Controversial derailment after a short time, thread dying, must keep it alive through other means>amp up controversy by using more and more aggressive assertions, gotta get that b8.>people take b8 under the belief that "oh no how could anyone believe this- surely it can't be symptomatic of the board?">Catch hooked, diversify controversy to sucker in more people for the sake of personal entertainment. Be as abrasive as possible.>The silent majority ignore everything but the cute pics. Few people believe/care about any of the discussions taking place in the thread.>controversy cannot be maintained and either splits off into a new discussion, or dies altogether.>lulz.net continues
Post more porn plz you guys have some cute stuff in here. Also the bait is delicious.
>>3473458They're over half the population and the only example you can find of a woman who contributed anything to the world is someone who did a thing that men did years before her somewhat well, then had the mediocre thing she did way overblown and exaggerated because women desperately needed an example of them not being worthless.Despite the fact that black people make up a far smaller amount of the world's population and have been oppressed and disadvantaged throughout history, black men have done more for the world than all women throughout all of history.
>>3473458They're over half the population and the only example you can find of a woman who contributed anything to the world is someone who did a thing that men did years before her somewhat well, then had the mediocre thing she did way overblown and exaggerated because women desperately needed an example of them not being worthless.
Despite the fact that black people make up a far smaller amount of the world's population and have been oppressed and disadvantaged throughout history, black men have done more for the world than all women throughout all of history.
I'm honestly surprised that the percent of men who are gay or at least bi isn't much higher. Basically all hetero guys don't have female friends, have nothing in common with women, and basically want nothing to do with women at all unless it involves fucking them. Even the hetero guys who claim to have female friends are all just betas who only became "friends" with the woman because they wanted to fuck them and now find themselves in "the friend zone".Anyone have any statistics regarding how many "straight" guys have done sexual stuff with other men?
I'm honestly surprised that the percent of men who are gay or at least bi isn't much higher.
Basically all hetero guys don't have female friends, have nothing in common with women, and basically want nothing to do with women at all unless it involves fucking them. Even the hetero guys who claim to have female friends are all just betas who only became "friends" with the woman because they wanted to fuck them and now find themselves in "the friend zone".
Anyone have any statistics regarding how many "straight" guys have done sexual stuff with other men?
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