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95819 No.3523205

Why are they smoking fake weed when the real stuff is so easy to get?

MADISON, Wis. (WBAY) - Wisconsin has confirmed 16 more cases of severe bleeding linked to the use of synthetic cannabinoids, also known as fake weed.


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>>3523206 Illegal but still easy to get -- based on how many pot-headed druggies are in town.

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Only natural goodness for me.

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Lethally poisoning your customer base seems like a bad business move...



Fake weed is illegal too, at least here in Wisconsin.



I still remember when weed smokers were being poisoned by the plant killer, paraquat.

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28141 No.3522277

September 9?

That's Adam Sandler's Birthday!

With all these all these death's let us remember those who are still alive

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Something to celebrate


'Adam Sandler DVDs' is my code word for dope.

>For making huge amounts of money despite having zero talent.

such as Michael Bay

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Here's some fan art I never thought I'd find.

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A surprisingly well made Spyro tribute done by a variety of animators


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Happy (belated) birthday, Poly!

vc: skip

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Happy Birthday!

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37748 No.3523217


A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game.

Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.

Samantha Irving, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.

“The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity. I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”

Despite Ms. Irving’s doubts, she sent an ambulance on the site and the paramedics rapidly realized that the situation was in fact very serious.

Bill Austin, one of the paramedics who transported the couple, claims they were lying naked on their bed and partially covered in blood.

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shit-tier tabloid newsbot

looks at OP image

Some deranged looking white trash seriously looking like we're jelly that he's got .............that.

She's actually got a nice face. Bet she'd actually be kinda hot if she were normal weight.



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>>3523224 Yup.. he got his head stuck somewhere else.


"while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises"
From what? Being stuck in there? So vagainas really do have teeth!

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32267 No.3522525

Oh hey with all the companies trying to criminalize any and all "infringement", and bitch governments going along with them to pat rich people's asses, I'm fighting back my own way

>download MP3s through Youtube conversion or websites, not torrents
>only torrent porn pic sets, never movies as the copyright trolls only monitor films, use Youporn and XHamster for porn vids, plus whatever pics I can also get through Imagefap or Girlsreleased.com
>do not trust VPNs as many of them do hand out personal info if even asked
>order micro SD cards, make duplicate copies of MP3 player, Wii and all other game system cards to have reliable backups in case a card fails
>burn pirated porn to backup DVD

I have enough music and games that, if I were isolated with nothing else, I could get by for 10 years and not be bored, plus enough porn to masturbate to for 500 years.

>keep gun on hand in case of police action at front door over piracy
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An H-EMP, the kind caused by detonating nukes in the stratosphere, laughs at many Faraday cages. You need a specific metal and even then that only protects from the current, not the magnetic field which can and likely will overload your electronics and heat up anything metallic.

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>Implying that Trump is subservient to Putin
>implying that you will depose Trump.

It's almost as if the shitlibs want civil war even though the other side controls all three branches of the govt, also the military, also the militia movement, also 400,000,000 privately-owned firearms, also over a trillion privately owned rounds of ammunition.

Ain't that just quackin crazy?



Depends on where your are on the planet - the Stratosphere starts furthest away at the equator (roughly 12 miles up) and very low near the poles (about 5 miles or so.)

Doesn't matter as EMPs from nuclear devices have travelled hundreds of miles. It's literally line of sight for an H-EMP to hit you and fuck your electronics/storage media/etc.

>I don't care if there's proof he's a puppet, I don't care if his allies are going to prison, I don't care if the Russian hackers are being arrested, you liberals hate America because you don't blindly support the white house! You're the real threat!

Go die of cancer.

>Russia owuld support Texas

Naturally, a shithole loves a shithole. Good luck getting nay support to them though, Texas can be blocked off totally by the rest of the country, and it will have Mexico to deal with as well.

Putin needs to be taken out by a sniper.

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>implying Putin wouldn't say "fuck you, hillbillies!" and side with his real masters if this actually happened

Again, he was offering to back retard land when they threatened to secede under Obama, yet he would not be able to get there to support these brainless rednecks if they were fighting the rest of the US + Mexico.

I know the alt-right idolizes him and is secretly glad Trump works for him, but fuck Putin. he needs to be taken out before he nukes someone. He's batshit nuts enough to do it and will do it if Israel says so.

Funny, that. White bigots scream for years who they hate Jews and Israel,they cry "Jews will not replace us" even now, yet don't mind Trump being an admitted Jew, Milo being a Jew, Putin being a Jew and feel that supporting Israel is "necessary" to fight Islam. Just as well, they are so racially impure that Hitler would consider them to be mongrels, and hating his favored religion would get them a gas chamber visit.



>yet he would not be able to get there to support these brainless rednecks if they were fighting the rest of the US + Mexico.

Airplanes and boats have been invented. How did the Soviets get to Cuba? Same way Putin can get to Texas: by sea. The rest of the US would have to declare war on Russia to stop them, which means opening up another front and dividing your forces.

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198350 No.3522795

Aren't furry cons great?

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i read somewhere that an infected top fucking an uninfected bottom has a less than one percent chance of spreading it to the bottom
just think of the absolute ungoldy, astronomical amount of sex with random strangers these depraved idiots must be having to catch hiv


likely the other way around chief

fuck safe, get tested, be honest. No excuse for any of this shit beyond psycho bugchasers and gift-givers



>less than one percent chance

1.38%, the highest of any contact except blood transfusions, but thinking/implying that that is a low chance is exactly what causes retards to spread it.


Hard Piss


HIV testing takes some time, fags won't wait that long before buttsex. THe testing sould be done before the con.


I had a test done based on a gum swab that took about 5 minutes. A definitive test takes a while, but a test that detects an established infection is pretty quick.

Its better than nothing



>Furry con has 3 HIV testing rooms

Looks like furries need more sex education

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130626 No.3522600

Furfags never stop to amaze me, sucgh pity Freud did not live to see internet, I'm sure he would have spent a lot of time on furfag sites.

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Hey Dinkinmeck, look what gem I found on /trash !

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Who is this delightful semen demon???



Thing is there is an FA for his/her work! http://www.furaffinity.net/user/slowedbob/

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Not the best quality but still nice.

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651817 No.3522842

if you hate the idea of people levaing you "thanks" shouts for faving their submissions, here's a novel idea-

Instead of leaving a bitchy note telling people not to thank you, DON'T FAVE SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE! Spare yourself the hassle of people being courteous by not asking for courtesy in the first place, asshole!

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>If someone isn't willing to spend 1 hour minimum crafting a personalized message of thanks and merely says "thank you", then they are totally insincere

It's a shout box, not Catch-22. You just want to get offended and believe every random artist hates you so you can justify thinking they are all garbage.


>I totally didn't sincerely mean that thing I posted, why is everyone so mad?

Seriously? You reek of "I'm not getting asspats so I'll pretend it was just a joke" backpedaling. We know you meant it or you wouldn't have posted it, or would have at least said it was a joke up front(not that it was remotely funny but then again most stuff of this nature rarely is). Somehow the whole "sarcasm can't be detected through text" fact is completely lost on people who post sarcasm even in late 2018.


If someone is copying and pasting "thank you" to multiple different profiles over a 10 minute period without so much as looking at your name, they aren't being sincere. Artists don't have to hate you, they just don't have to pretend they care either. You only care in aggregate - "a lot of people liked me today", and that's fine, that's a perfectly human response. (Which is exactly why furries would never admit to it, the only part of humanity allowed in this fandom is the ego.)

For an artist to hate you an artist would have to care about you, and furries don't care about anyone outside their cliques.



>by not asking for courtesy in the first place
>you can not fave art to begin with if you're going to be a massive fucking cunt over it

How about you fuck off trying to dictate viewers. You're at the will of them, not the other way around.

This sounds passive aggressive and just as shitty. How about, "Please don't thank me, the pleasure is all mine"?


>what i enjoy is my business and my business alone.
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>Let me guess, the last time you used Linux was over 15 years ago... And it was probably Slackware or Gentoo.

Last week. Ubuntu. Had to roll my own compiler script because the software I wanted wasn't in the repositories - but hey, users be program developers, amiright?

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>>3522872 Well, this guy puts it nicely enough, on his own shoutbox.



>25% of them hide their favorites from the public, making it a bookmark feature for dumbasses too lazy to right click and save a copy without any sort of public show to people who might click their profile

I love porn within the normal range from gaping twats and gangbangs... but I know there are a ton of landmine artists who will click my profile and see some gore porn, a dirty asshole, NTR, dubcon "womyn objectifying", or something that looks a little too much like a cub before blacklisting me in a triggered rage. Ignorance is bliss to these types, the insaner and more prosthelytizing they are the better porn they draw usually. Just trying to survive with some viewable porn out here in the Patreon hell.

I also debate about turning off my shouts because... same thing. People are going to figure out your shameful tastes by the artists commenting there. And furries already form insular groups of autistic fetish obsessions or go on a warpath of STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE without leaving garbage around for these bears to make a mess of.

I also probably didn't actually like or jerk off to what I favorited, I just did so as a hedge. I know artists are fueled by E-points and would stop drawing my kinks it in the future if they got good and realized they could just draw fat asses for exponentially less work.

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Woah, a triple-post? Triggered much? I only posted it as a joke, cause it was fitting to the topic of adding two damn buttons that have essentially the same function.

Also you don't need to proselytize to me how great your lord and saviour Linux is, cause I know exactly why I'm still stuck with Windows.

While I keep around some bootable Linux distros, I still have to use Windows 7 (pretty good actually with classicshell, a handful of UI and registry customizations and a system dll patch) as my main OS cause Linux doesn't run 3DSMax, Cinema4D, Maya, Sony Vegas and Photoshop, SAI, openCanvas.

Plus the heapload of games I keep around cause I'm not a fucking console peasant.

And Wine is a complete dumpster fire and if it works at all, it will probably not work well with my Intuos4 (for which I've had trouble getting more than basic bitch settings in Linux, and my tablet has keys with oled displays and whatnot), and tbh I don't want to spend hours in the terminal just to pull some drivers, that may or may not even work properly with everything in the end.

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71206 No.3522237

I was about to go buy some anti-freeze for them to croak on.

But I had a brief moment of empathy thanks to drugs.

Any good ways to get rid of pigeons on an apartment balcony (no other animals have access)?

It's a serious problem, I came back from vacation and my whole balcony is covered is hazardous bird crap.

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Scare Rods... they freak the fuck out of birds, super useful if you have an insane border collie who wants to heard the sky.





I've heard they don't work so good if it's not windy out, but if he's up in an apartment building that may not be a problem.

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Funny, successful post, it's grating my nerves like a B12 deficiency.

Maybe this is universe karma payback for starting this meme here. Stupid furry Egyptian gods are angry with me.

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I love you too RA!

Praise the sun!

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175393 No.3523011

More penil hyenil! Anatomically correct yeens plz!



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275971 No.3520292

Whoa shit, Robbie Rotten died.
Hunker down, the internet is probably about to explode.

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;_; This what happen s when you eat a giant slice of cake every day of your adult life.


Dammit! RIP


It's not like anyone should be surprised, he had been sick for a long time now.


Death Noted!



There was hope because he had tweeted he was getting better.

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in cancer patients, that always happens just before they die. Whenever i hear a friend or coworker who's dealing with a relative with cancer suddenly has hope after a long period of struggle, I cringe a little and just let them have their moment.

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Anyone got a link to a nice 1080p torrent or file share? I know they're all on youtube, but the bitrate there is low.

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