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970560 No.3426616
>over 7 years since I've last kissed a girl, had a hug from a gf, felt loving affection

It hurts. I miss love.

At least kissless virgins haven't even had it, so they don't know what it's like to have it, then lose it for years.


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I haven't had physical human contact outside of a handshake in, God, almost 9 years? I've never had sex, but not even a hug in that or longer when I think about it.

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>postin about your buthurt on anonymous imageboard

you came to the wrong neighborhood, muthafucka


All of mine have been online then eventually meeting in person.


so like on dating sites you mean? or ?

I talk to people online all the time but it's just steam friends and casual chat with strangers in BBS/futaba boards. Not exactly friends or anything


Better to have loved and lost than turn into a pedo dog fucker


Yes, dating sites mostly. I have personally used OKCupid with mostly positive results. But have made an encounter or two after chatrooms or imageboard banter lead to something more.


I mean, it helps that I'm attractive, mess around with music, and can hold a decent conversation, I suppose. You just have to seem interesting to someone if you want their attention.

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137255 No.3425552
>Have two roommates
>both are total potheads
>they even bring their friends to smoke at our living room
>this month they didn't even gave enough money for groceries but sure can buy their fucking weed.
>had enough.
>Get this thing called datura from a mexican herb/santeria/weird shit shop.
>Mix it with the pot

They are gonna smoke tonight. The results are gonna to be interesting I hope.

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Datura ingested - e.g. as seeds (total hardcore) or brew (somewhat milder) leads to a heavy high though. Not listed as a drug, because you very rarely want to try it again.

Starts kicking in good 4h after ingestion - which often leads people to OD as they feel no effects some 2-3h in and take more. Once it kicks in, the strong high lasts a good 2-3 days, with milder aftereffects up to a week.

It's strongly hallucinogenic and kills your ability to discern hallucinations from reality. And the trip quite often takes a turn for bad - scary, disgusting, sad - never mind you acting upon it, where reality and hallucinations blend, which may turn quite dangerous or harmful. Quite scary as you retain the ability to e.g. operate machinery, but completely lose the ability to discern 'this is a really bad idea' - or, say, take proactive stance in whichever global disaster has the high spawned in your mind. And this taking two days non-stop, there is no easy way out.

So, uh, watch out. As long as they smoke some, no harm, no foul. But if you start hearing of datura cookies, or such, better take two days off somewhere far and safe.

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have sex with their anuses while they're bad tripping


Start growing weed.

Start to finish it's pretty easy, and takes around 67 days from germination to harvest.

I used to do it for friends all the time.

You might even suggest it to them and let them handle it in their own rooms.

No confrontation, and no drugging them needed.

>believing one word of OP's tale

You all are fucking retarded for getting baited this easily.


metabait, honeybuns <3

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Thanks for that, it's nice seeing a castration piece with a proper reaction. Too many look like the victim is saying "oh dear, it seems you've cut off my balls. :( "


Datura. A Corpse Killer's best friend and the only way to beat the game.

I an I not so dumb, brah! Bet you bad manana wit dat shootin’ iron, ah? Me tell ya whats. Ya help me get treasure ‘ere, I be your taxi. Keep ya livin’, man! Me wanna get big Humma Jeep like what Arnold got in Hollywood, yah? Hahaha!

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76566 No.3426598

Imagine fucking a puppy boy and hearing him bark and whine in complete ecstasy as you gently pull your thick throbbing cock in and out of his soft tight tailhole. Just imagine that.....

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Imagine a thread collapsing

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Imagine there's no heaven.

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Imagine there's no John Lennon.
Somebody did and made their dream come true.


I heard tell he too begun to see the true horrors of a global government and didn't want to take part in the satanist elite parties and that you could hear it in his last songs.
So he was disposed of.

Who knows, eh.

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178996 No.3426348

Would you fuck my cat? Post your pets.

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They are indeed some hot balls, I'll give you that. Would lick


Surprised you haven't had his balls sliced off by now. I can only imagine he sprays whenever he gets the chance. Unless he's a mostly outside cat, your home must have the loveliest stench of cat piss.


I'm no expert on the subject or anything but aren't those cat's balls like super swollen? That looks like he has something wrong with them. I don't recall ever seeing a cat's sack at all. I don't think that's healthy...

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>your home must have the loveliest stench of cat piss

And your point is?

It is because you only know faggot neutered cats. Cats have huge balls.

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I remember I recently had a dream that I was fucking a cat. That dream was weird and I didn't like it.



If you home smelling like a cat urinal is acceptable, my point is youre likely a physically dirty and sloven individual. I hope you rent so when your landlord comes in and notices the stink, he hands you your eviction notice and a huge cleaning bill. :)

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I would not could not fuck this cat.
I would not could not those balls are phat.

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46622 No.3426576

Childhood Enhanced



Jesus fucking Christ, still going at it? Can you just like go fuck a dog or a kid and get out of here?

captcha: naw
Seems the dog mongler replied already before I even posted

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76447 No.3426106

Gimme the real talk on euthanasia. Specifically pets. How do you know when to end your pet's life? What of the fact that your pet can't consent?

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>And for fuck's sake, be there for your pet when it happens. Compose your sorry ass and make yourself be comforting and upbeat for its sake.

Why? It's not like it will remember any of that shit.


It isn't for him, it's for me.
I will remember.
Go kill yourself.l"


If it's good enough for Robin Williams, it's good enough for a ferret.

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Damn, I forgot he was dead.


Relax, fam. All I'm saying is that maybe it's not the best idea for someone else to put themself through unnecessary stress. Maybe it's okay to ask a family member or friend whom the pet is familiar with to take it to the vet - if possible.

>It isn't for him, it's for me.

Well, that's not what you said. You said it was for the pet's benefit and that everyone should do as you did. What you're saying now is more in line with what I was suggesting earlier: that the process of euthanasia is more for the owner's benefit.





For cats, it's usually when they are unable to use a litterbox anymore. If there are multiple cats, that can only encourage other cats to start urinating in the same area outside of the litterbox - which can cause expensive carpet damage.

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109534 No.3426553



See it's fine guys

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but monkeys are evil little shits that'll fuck anything with a hole.

>> pretend being "rare example of interspecies mating" because the news comes from french scientists that don't censor witnessed deviant behaviors
>> have deep space probes taking pictures of pluto, deep sea probes taking pictures of the titanic, don't have ground probes to take pictures of daily interspecies mating happening all around the world, call them rare on purpose
> suffocate by lack of air laughing out loud


>> "the disturbing moment"
> that moral stance is so essential in scientific news


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>but another female did not appear to object, and licked her side after the monkey ejaculated

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954905 No.3426224
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The comic was totally nonsensical in that characters just completely changed or reacted in certain ways that had nothing to do with how they'd previously acted or felt entirely to shoehorn in as many hyper-specific kinks as possible.

In particular, the leader of the main party just randomly decides to be eaten (and killed/digested in the process) during their stay in the inn. She's super responsible and matronly and taking care of everyone and then the guy's like "I'm gonna eat you" and she's like "okay cool" and just dies.

Then everyone asks where she is and they all say they miss her but no one finds out what happened and they just move on within ~1-2 pages.

There's also a ton of bestiality and castration to go along with the vore.

Too bad, because the rest of the comic, despite being total nonsense, wasn't too bad but for that shit.

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The comic was meant to troll the reader and be a vehicle for sexual fantasies but somehow turned out to be better written than many serious webcomics.
I read that the first half of it was old and has been re-drawn from scratch, might have fixed lots of pacing issues and beginner mistakes while doing so to make it more tight.

The author, Reiger, claims to be unaware how popular the killed character had turned out to be as she was intended as a background placeholder in his head.
Her playing straight guy to lots of the other characters shenanigans made her quite endearing however.

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Was this a popular thing? I've never seen it before.

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Top wildlife experts agree: if you encounter an untamed horse in the wild you should immediately start masturbating it.

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56322 No.3424931

President Obama will head to Capitol Hill next week to meet with Democratic lawmakers to discuss a strategy to fight the ObamaCare repeal effort.

Obama will hold a joint meeting with House and Senate Democrats at 9 a.m. Wednesday in the Capitol Visitor Center auditorium. The notice for the meeting says the session is expected to last "at least one hour."

The White House said Obama will use the meeting to "share his perspective about the dangers posed by Congressional Republicans’ stated strategy to repeal the [Affordable Care Act] before proposing any replacement, creating chaos in the health system in the short run — and holding hostage Americans’ health care — while Republicans develop their plan."

Republicans are moving forward quickly with plans to repeal ObamaCare in the new Congress. They plan to vote on a budget resolution setting in motion a fast-track process for repeal of much of the healthcare law in early January.

Still, Republicans are planning to delay the date of repeal going into effect in an effort to buy time to develop a replacement plan.

Republicans do not need Democratic votes to repeal the core of the law through the special process known as reconciliation, which allows the measure to advance with a simple majority in the Senate.

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No one here still doesn't have any clue as to who the "fake Skyman" is you keep jabbering about.... this guy??
And I know lots of people who hate gays that aren't religious at ALL.... most of the reasons they give are along the lines of "Nasty, Filthy", "Brain-Damaged", "Aids", "want to corrupt my kids" "evolutionary dead-ends", "sex monsters", stuff like that. Enjoy.

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>And I know lots of people who hate gays that aren't religious at ALL.... most of the reasons they give are along the lines of "Nasty, Filthy", "Aids"

Yeah, I don't get what he's talking about. Plenty of people find gay sex, specifically two fags plugging each other in the ass, extremely revolting. I've worked in construction crews and machine shops where you'll find plenty of people who hate church almost as much as they hate gays.

Even that Duck Dynasty guy didn't really need the bible despite how very devout he was. He basically just boiled it down to him puking at the idea of sticking his cock into some dude's hairy asshole and then having to wipe the shit off his helmet. There's just nothing arousing about some guy taking a big before-sex dump so he can clear some space in his ass.



There's nothing wrong with collecting toys, regardless of your pathetic political squabbles.


It's odd how descriptive you are about something that you claim disgusts you.



>There's just nothing arousing about some guy taking a big before-sex dump so he can clear some space in his ass.

But it's incredibly arousing when a girl does it. Cap is slese.

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so when's the monkey going back to the zoo?


It's also incredibly arousing when a dog does it.
Which shows just how low on the totem pole most people view gays.

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413490 No.3426311

CAPTCHA has been fixed and lulz is now fully operational, for all your shitposting needs!

CAP: fudge

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This place is a perfect substitutes for my basic need to be loved


Geez, didn't take long for the Russian CP spammers to take notice.

And I'm assuming they're Russian due to a number of them having .ru domain names advertised.

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