>on a stickNo, He is alive and is seated right now at the right hand of God the Father. When He returns, you'll likely be ground to powder.
>to lazy to read your sacred text in it's original languageThat's trying to chase people down rabbit holes. God is more than powerful enough to preserve His Word in peoples' languages - He
promised He would, and delights in keeping all His promises! (Such as assholes like you being ground to powder.)
>rely on a poor translationThe greatest (Christian) minds of the time translated the KJV, and the Holy Ghost is the author but also divine interpreter of God's Word for those who hear His voice. Maybe to you it's a poor translation, but not to a true Christian.
>How embarrassingThe more I read God's Word, the happier and contented I become - it will
never embarrass me, and it fills my heart with love and amazement.
>>3733147How does a religion obsessed with death and murder(ing) have anything to do with a "survival mechanism"?
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