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55797 No.2992481

I've been writing furry porn for some time now and I don't think I'm too shit at it. Not that I have to be particularly great when it comes to porn anyway. Regardless I feel my shit is getting stale. Upon getting halfway through a recent commission, I had a thought: I should probably read some more examples of good erotic fiction. But then I realized I sure as hell wasn't gonna find many good examples from other furries and 90% of romance novels in general are horrible crap written by middle-aged women. So the question arises, are there any really good pieces of erotic fiction out there? Bonus point for it being furry but I don't expect it.



Start here



Erotic fiction is by definition terrible. Generally, the better it is the less smutty it is, which is unattractive for people who just want to whack off and get on with their lives.



Probably should have clarified I do straight porn, but I may not have many options here.


I'm more than aware. I'm not trying to create high art here, but I can make something better.


check out Squirrel on sofurry.com, I guess. I think he's a pretty good writer.

Then again I pretty much only read the most fetishized crap that a braindamaged person would like. But man, when it's good, its so good.

Too so much of sofurry.com is an avalanche of shit.

 From what I've seen, most of the furry fiction

around these days is poorly written amateur-quality
shite. I found THIS on Amazon: http://

 It's slow to build up, but as I approached the end I

couldn't put it down. It's a gay love story - by no means 'stroke' material! - by someone who gives the impression they've been writing seriously for a long time and aiming for genuine publication as opposed to a pissy little folder on some furry site nobody interested in professional-quality literature would go near even on a dare. Highly recommended!

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87195 No.2992526

Beautiful girls who have just committed suicide.

>no face

can't argue with that
but that is clearly fake.. that much blood loss would make her pale, which she is not

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182421 No.2990746

Hey -- it's that time again. Time to feel good about yourself! Everyone here in Lake Wobegone is above average, right?


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You have no idea what "90th percentile" or "in the top percent" means, do you?

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size doesn't matter but I wish I was fatter

and I just accidentally came up with a sick rhyme


I was too busy staring at my dick so I missread.

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It's not linear, they work based on a bell curve.

I always knew I was thick though, it's about as wide as a credit card, so....yeah.


>>2992496if your cock is as wide as a credit card, your circumference would be something like 8 inches.. unless it's a triangular prism?
Sure you're not confusing width with circumference?

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Sorry, should have been more clear - most cocks aren't cylindrical and neither is mine, they're instead shaped like ellipses. The major axis (the width) is 2 inches basically. The minor axis (from top to bottom) is significantly less than that. Altogether, that means the total circumference isn't pi*2inches, but a different equaton altogether.

Pic for reference



>The major axis (the width) is 2 inches basically.

Actually, it's 1.75 inches. Are you blind?

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171746 No.2972339

o my


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I believe you are referring to her calling it Quill's Pelvic Sorcery. Everybody bitches about Gamora, and yeah...there were brief moments where she slipped a little, and certainly the blue chick was way more convincing and badass, but it didn't ruin the movie by any stretch.

Also, Josh Brolin as Thanos in the next movie. omfg.



> And it makes you want to root for them, you want them to overcome the bullshit and come out on top.

Don't you mean Groot for them?

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>>I'm unsure how many of you are smart enough to read books.

We can all read books, and so don't lose hope for yourself, Scrooge! You'll find the keys to literacy, some day. Just give yourself time.


I don't know if this is always the case, but Rocket's VA hella sounds like Jason Alexander in this movie (particularly when he played Duckman).

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>Save The Cat.

I pirated a copy of the audiobook for this and was listening to it while I was doing dishes and it it seemed so fucking random I was like, "This guy might be good at writing log lines and scripts but he sucks at writing books. " then I went back and looked at the computer, it was on shuffle... but the book still made sense even throwing random chapters together. I guess that means it's a good book after all?

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No wonder he had to adjust himself in that one scene.

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502498 No.2990637

Oh shit, finally an incest series of these two, and lady with a dick is icing on the cake.

It's funny to see Naylor explore his cock-sucking "feminine side" with his female fursona.

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Wait, isn't this the kid from Short Shorts who got fucked by his strapon gf? Or is that a different guy?


It's the same, Naylor is trying to be 'Oh yeah he's totally 18 or 19' when he obliviously looks about 13.

Then again Naylor being a pedo isn't exactly news.



Oh, wow. That's not an edit, he actually put that in there. Well alright then.



God, I love that blonde little slut, 13 or no.


Times like this, I miss the naylor threads on /bitch/ on tgfb


pardon me, coming through...

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151669 No.2986250

Gay guys of lulz, I want to hear your opinions. I'm more than a little bit bi-curious, and my girlfriend is provisionally OK with me having some fun with a gay friend of ours. However I don't think I'm ready to go further than cuddling and mutual masturbation. I'm not sure I could handle taking a cock into my mouth and definitely not my ass. Even though this guy is attractive to me I am grossed out by the idea of eating a load. I have a feeling that he would love to do more, although we have not exactly discussed it in detail.

Am I being an asshole for not wanting to do anything more than basically jacking each other off? Should I just get over it and try going all the way with him?

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Exactly, unless you are to shy to take it to the next level. Maybe go there with an open mind and try to lick or suck you can always stop if you don't like it and why not doing him in the ass subby bitch?



What he said. Going beyond what you're immediately comfortable with is a recipe for bad things.

I will add that it's not an offensive thing to spit after a blowjob. Some people just don't like the taste. Just make sure you have something handy to politely spit into. Brushing your teeth beforehand can dull the taste if that's what you're concerned about.

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>Even though this guy is attractive to me I am grossed out by the idea of eating a load



Oh sweetie that just means you're a top. If hes a top then what you're doing is fine. If hes a bottom then get those lips around your dick.


OP, you should seek therapy.

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It might not be therapy but gay sex sure is therapeutic


Be prepared to say bye bye girlfriend if any of this plays out. Threesomes are rarely stable, and the woman almost always leaves as a consequence.

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62972 No.2983223

God Fucking Dammit NO........ You'll be missed Robin.


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Bacall is way before my time and I'm old as fuck. I grew up with Mork when he was still on Happy Days.



Props to a fellow oldfag.

I loved Mork when I was a kid because at heart, he was a kid, too.

Goodbye, Robin. Sorry it hurt so bad.

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"old" is officially defined as pre-1990.


Guys... Robin Williams is dead.

Robin Williams is dead.



Yeah, still weird.


Dead or not, I will still call "Jack" a huge pile of shit that makes Michael Bay movies look intelligent by comparison.

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15544 No.2980692


Proof that oldfags have better taste in music.

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Jesus fuck. Did none of you pay attention during the opening?

A) It was his mother's tape.
B) He was taken when he was super young. He wasn't really in that 'this is my music' phase.
C) Who knows how long she was on that death bead? She might've even thought that stuff was old.

And the nail in the coffin goes to:
D) THERE WAS A SECOND TAPE. Who knows what was on that?

Yah. No. It's stupidly legit that he would hold on to the only attachment he has to his home world.


I want the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Crossover to be where the agents are called to a electronics store and the owner says "A human with a talking raccoon came in and asked for the newest in music playing technology (mp3 player basically) then he paid me with this weird metal bar".
The agents take the bars find out they aren't dangerous and pay the man in dollars then they move on to the more important matters.



I'm a late 80s/early 90s kid, as far as I can tell music from both the 80s and 70s was shit.
Music hit its stride in the 50s and reached its zenith in the late 60s... everything after has been a bad imitation or based on demographics, basically calcified music industry crap.


Even though the '80s and '90s should have been the period for "my" music that was when I discovered Hearts of Space and Thistle and Shamrock. Most of my childhood was Vangelis, Kitaro, Andreas Vollenweider, David Arkenstone, Clannad, Dougie Maclean, etc.

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I'm more amused by the fact that he's been playing the same tape, over and over again, for the past 26 years, and it's not broken down, along with the Walkman. Time and wear destroy those things quite easily.

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Oldfag reporting in. My childhood was the 70s and this shit was current on AM band top 40 radio.

Some of it sounds like a joke to listen to now - I'm Not In Love and The PiƱa Colada Song. If you had any taste you chucked that in favor of FM radio, in a time before corporate playlists dominated that venue, and listened to some legitimately cool music - progressive rock and what would eventually become classic rock, even classic punk and new wave, but before you'd heard the same songs ruined by being replayed thousands of times over decades and co-opted to sell everything.

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>comparing wonderful Cyndi to that worthless little twat

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119947 No.2991986

That was kinda amusing :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zK1FEsku_c

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It was good.

But not amazing.

And that's good.


Ugh, that fur spike/blob on the side of the squirrel's tail is so ugly. I mean the squirrel is ugly in general but why that out of place rounded bit there? It's like a skin tag.

How did that survive clean up?

Yeah, that does sound like Tara Strong. Or Cree Summer? Is she still working?


I was thinking Cree Summer


this is what happens when you give flash to real animators


cute. but if this was the 1990s it would have been better animated and designed.

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The bunny is creepy but I'd do the badger.


Silly FIAT. This is not how you advertise cars.

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34575 No.2970060

Chris Chan tries to sell bootlegs of old-timey music his dead Dad once VJ'd. Claims that he got the station's blessing to sell copies on eBay. Radio station goes "Uhhhhh.....about that.".


Enjoy your RIAA takedown, Chris. You gunnuh git sood!

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Fatty's never heard of Torchwood, but he sez he'll watch it "if the gay explorations were between women".

Heh heh. ManBaby's gonna be in for quite a shock when he see Jack Harkness, ain't he?

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Men? Women? Other? N/A?
Doesn't matter.



You don't get it. In "Chris Logic", only women are allowed to be gay, and gay towards "male lesbians" like Chris.



Someone should ask him this. Word it carefully like this, and ask if this is truly what he means. I wanna see him answer wholeheartedly "Yes", as if its a perfectly normal answer to a perfectly normal thing. Just seems like another easy trap for him to walk into.


How much money has been Chris making on the side? Certainly has to be enough cash to violate his standing with Social Security. AFIAK, you're only allowed to make a certain amount of money with a 12 month period before it effects your monthly check.

Which one of you wants to be the one who reports Chris to the Social Security Administration and gets him kicked off of it?


How about, before asking this, why he defends the homosexual cause now when his comic depicted that the evil version of himself was gay, that he hates homos, and that he CURED homosexuality by infecting the water system with HIS BLOOD?
Not that much, estimates is between 2000 and 3000 $, but apparently he's much more in debt than that, has to pay dental for his mother... and he still spent 400$ of it in legos and a fucking sailor moon collector edition because he "felt cheated out of it" YEARS ago.
However I'm not sure if E-auctions are taken into account for the law, or if he's going to report it anyway.



I bet if Allan made 2 or 3 grand on the side, everyone would be lining up to report him to the SSA and the IRS.

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