Original character, do not steal.

KIMMAUGH!

Is he peeing poop?

>>429318

Goddammit Squoilhaven!

>>428511
ed? what have they done to you

I remember this thread.... these threads!!!!

lol you knuckleheads, PhD (doctor of philosophy) is what you earn in the U.S. whether your degree is in philosophy, english, etruscan pottery, or molecular toxicology (as mine is). I would have thought that was common knowledge; what degree did you think the 'almighty' kagemushi has?

>>428397
>>428436

Trolls trolling trolls trolling etc.

>>428397

http://horsecockhorsecocklol.ytmnd.com/

>>428425

Wat?

>>428436

He said he was a doctor, not a phd. Normally when you say you're a doctor, it doesn't mean you have a phd in english.

>>429284

A doctorate is a PhD. There's no other degree that it could be. If you have a PhD, you can call yourself a Doctor of whatever your PhD is in, it just means that you know a lot about the subject.

>>429289

Yes, I know you CAN call yourself a doctor. But that doesn't necessarily mean you should. I can call myself an artist. And it may technically be true, I draw pictures of cocks on napkins.

>>428436
I heard he was a chemist.

Also my bad at thinking you were a "philosophy doctor". I assumed they would, you know, actually list your major/dissertation or whatever was on your degree like they would with a bachelors of science. Glad that mistake happened here instead of somewhere where I might make a bad impression. it was a kneejerk reaction as I'm tired of people having degrees in "nursing", "liberal arts", "management", or whatever field doesn't actually DO anything directly useful and them acting like the degree actually makes them qualified to speak while useful people are talking.

wait a sec, admiting a mistake is against internet rules. What I meant to say is LOL I TROL U!!1!

>>427460

There's a difference between wet mechanics and a plastic sheen, which is usually caused by crappy lighting or crappy mapping.

You can do some impressive things with blender, it's quite the sophisticated program. However, it's clunky, less than user friendly... but it does have more options than most of the user friendly freeware out there.

As for the plastic question, that's not a reflection on blender. That's a reflection on the lazy artists who don't bother texturing their renders.

>>429159

Eh. Whatever. When the 3 hours was up, he submitted what he had. You can't always go to a contest with the mapping you want, you have to go to a contest with the mapping you have. Or something.

>>429163
its mostly the programming on the default renderer that gives a program a certain 'look'. You have to dip into advanced lighting packages and tweak some numbers to change it.. like this lighting test I did when fooling around with vray. The problem is with even a simple scene of a glass ball, mirrored sphere, a 'doll' I threw in, and a 50% grey box, calculating the light bounces and refraction and reflection took 20 minutes alone... so investing time in stuff like that can make people wanna cut corners and everything comes out looking generic to some degree from certain folks.

>>429225

If you're serious about 3D work, you render over night. Or have a computer dedicated to rendering, because 20 minutes and change is really nothing for rendering.

>>429249
Yes. I know. I'm talking about the general porn making populace that don't want to invest that kind of time into it.

I made my arts just for you lulz.

An honest to god porn thread on lulz?

Alright... who the fuck divided by zero?

Also, multibreast

>>428870
>>428915

FYI: Delicious Traps.

You are a Free-Wheeling Leader.

Enjoy your wrecked grading curve :3

"Benevolent Leader"
so when do I get the keys to a country?
the detailed assessment was pretty good tho..

I got 'benevolent inventor'.

>>425017
Ah, I see I'm not the only girly-guy here. By the way, I think you mean four percent — 90 + 6 + 6 = 112.

I'm personally wondering where the other 2% on MY Masculinity/Femininity scale went. :P

I came out lookin kinda girly too. On the other hand, it does fit. :/

I'm an Animated Builder.. that works for me..

But the chart feels all wrong.

For being a guy who can't stand the company of most every male he meets, I have an oddly high score for masculinity..

It spat out 'Reserved Realist' and described personality traits which, when taken at face-value, seem psychopathic, paranoid, and reminiscent of an emotionally delicate shut-in. Yet, it also made me sound smart, in that insightful tinkerer kind of way. So I guess this test is somewhat accurate.

"For being a guy who can't stand the company of most every male he meets, I have an oddly high score for masculinity."

That sounds just about right, only fags hang around with males.

He works in games?
Proof please!

>>428139 So he's the first one who should be stoned for it sucking hind tit and speeding Rare's free-fall into irrelevant hell?

It's like Peganthyrus' work on the new series of Ren & Stimpy, the one that really really sucked.

LOL Sure. The main concept artist for banjo- kazooie has the drawing skills of a teenager, colors with crayola colored pencils, and has to use a shitty derivative anime style to make anything look remotely decent.

...

On second thought, this seems completely plausible.

Banjo Kazooie is filled with transformation stuff, the artist has to draw the concept art for that. Doesn't mean he's into transformation himself.

>>428192

Looks like JJ's style down in the lower right.

>>428247

http://www.collectedcurios.com/

JJ's website, far better artist than the OP's pic.

>>429169

I beg to differ.

So is all the porn around here with guys sticking their cocks in one another directed at the straight crowd?

>>429194

Even if you were the target, you got nips that looks real life shooped on to the statue.

>>429197

If I was the target, Obama would still be in Africa eating bugs.

I don't think the commissions will stop.
I just think the price will follow demand, or he will start making $60 resin copies himself. The market is too big and too rich to miss the opportunity, and the sculpture quality is too good.

Of course, best if he could team up with a good model painter.

>>429263

Lo and behold, he also seems to be an honest man: his commissioner never mentioned the source of the original image, and so he didn't know that it was Shadowraine's. Now that he does know, he's sent her a message.

Honest, skilled, and willing to admit mistakes.... How long until the fandom drives him out? ;)

>>429269
No worries here. Have faith in the fandom's power to corrupt. He will not be driven out, he will adapt.

>>429273

"One of us! One of us!"

Sharp jump and peaks. English queries from non-english speaking contries.

This be pagerank manipulation from a botnet.

You NEVER go ass to mouth!

http://www.google.com/trends?q=%22cock%22%2C%22boobs%22&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Apparently india REALLY likes boobs.

>>429099
/r/ source