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94386 No.3467597

http://www.thelaughbible.com/brings-ikea-stool-shower-now-thousands-laughing-embarrassing-incident/

Sometimes things don’t go according to plan – and then you have a choice. Either you mope around and feel sorry for yourself, or you laugh about the situation and keep looking forward.

When Norwegian Claus Jørstad had an embarrassing incident in the shower with his newly bought IKEA stool, he decided to do the latter – and shared his experience in a humorous Facebook post.

What he didn’t know was that the story would become an internet sensation.

What happened was that Claus Jørstad had a bad knee, so he decided that it would be a good idea to get a stool so he could sit down in the shower.

After looking at different alternatives at IKEA, he decided to go for the “Marius” stool since it was made out of steel and plastic, and was comfy.

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“Once I got home, I put my new piece of furniture in the shower and got in, this time without clothes. I calmly sat down on the stool and soaped up my whole body, including the ‘captain’ and his ‘two sailors’. As you might imagine, the sailors are what dangles between my legs, but since this is a public Facebook post I’ll stick to more flowery language.”
Source: Claus Jørstad (Facebook)

“So, when the deck got slippery and the captain and his crew got dizzy from all the foam, they started sliding around like drunk sailors!” Claus writes, and continues:

“Then something terrible happened. A sailor unwittingly made his escape and slid down one of the holes in the stool. I didn’t notice at first, but as you know things tend to expand when they are warmed up. And when a sailor gets really hot, then he really expands in size. I didn’t notice this until I tried standing up, only to find that the stool was hanging on behind me, and a searing white pain went through me like lightning. That good-for-nothing sailor was stuck in the hole!”

“So there I sat. And sat. I was thinking about my predicament and trying to figure a way out of it. I couldn’t pull up the sailor, and I wasn’t sure if I would be able to push him up from below without having to go to the hospital. So I kept sitting there, pondering,” Claus writes.

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No.3467621

“Hello Claus. We’re sorry to hear that your crew got in trouble and that the Coast Guard almost had to intervene. We recommend you take this stool out of the shower and put a nice flower pot on it.
If you do decide to keep it in the shower, then make sure that you’re wearing the right clothing for a rough day at sea – we recommend putting on a sou’wester. Have a great day,” writes IKEA.

No.3467623

>>3467597

A++ post
+1 like and a thumbs up for you

Get the fuck out.

No.3467713

sjws get triggered again!

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bump

No.3467882

Why do people have to write a book about something you could say in one sentence?



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24849 No.3466582

Are any of you guys religious or believe in God? If so, what Religion are you part of and what is your concept of God?

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No.3467691

>>3467688

the question is "do you believe in a higher power?" which is a yes/no question, there is no other reply to it.

belief has always been black and white, either you do or you don't.

No.3467705

>>3467691

>the question is "do you believe in a higher power?" which is a yes/no question, there is no other reply to it.

What the fuck is a higher power?

No.3467717

>>3467705

10^3 is a higher power than 10^2

No.3467765

>>3467688

>They're all debating about nothing.

If they're debating about nothing, then God is nothing and you just admitted to being an atheist. Checkmate ignostics.

No.3467779
>No, I don't know what you meant by "unicorns".

You know primary definitions perfectly, and common underlying concepts that tend to unify variations in the idea of a unicorn. You already know I was referencing this, because if I was describing something atypical, I'd be explicit. And if I didn't, you wouldn't have been in the wrong whatsoever - you also know this.

>people refuse to tell me what they mean when they're talking about Gods or spirits, ghosts, monsters, unicorns etc.

I've already given you my definitions of all those things minus unicorns, so let's go back down the good path that was leading:

>The question "Do you believe there's a monster?" becomes "Do you believe I heard a weird noise downstairs?". It's no longer a question about the existence of something, but about your subjective experience.

Both questions exist simultaneously just fine. If you think the person is lying about hearing a noise at all, then it's a question of their honesty.

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No.3467799
>Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, Alice Cooper, Adam Baldwin, Crusader Cat, Osama bin Laden- all religious

Proof that believing in fairy tales is a mental disorder

No.3467817

>>3467799

If you want the right-wing religious kooks, go to "Right Wing Watch."

You'll find a lot of the ditwits who were hit the head too often with a big family Bible.



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118744 No.3467794

So... Toriel and Asriel etc. are just Mimigas right? This is all just some parody and that's the joke



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61607 No.3464234

Why is Russia the worst country on Earth and why are Russians the worst people on Earth?

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>>3467640

>the corruption has been stopped

Yeah, and you replaced it all with the west corruption instead.

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>>3467634

>You can't have lawful elections when the president acts against his public mandate in favor of a foreign power, refuses to step down, and makes up laws that prevent such elections in the first place. The only option is a revolution.

I agree. UNFORTUNATELY, it's a common problem that politicians refuse to enforce a public mandate. Like leaving the EU.

No.3467677

>>3467647
They're working on it, but in the words of Lord Buckethead - https://youtu.be/FJzW_gFoXR0
"It will be a shitshow."

No.3467680

>>3467646

>Yeah, and you replaced it all with the west corruption instead.

So you aknowledge the corruption of Yanukovich and all the "Donbass clan", and aknowledge the need for the people of Ukraine to oust this filth to regain a semblance of order and independence.

Yet you still maintain that the whole situation is a conspiracy fueled by the "West", against the best interest of the Ukranian people. Only a Putin's asslicking troll could be that schizophrenic without being actually insane.

No.3467681

>>3467647

>it's a common problem that politicians refuse to enforce a public mandate

Ironically, the same politicians who drove brexit in the first place are the ones refusing to take responsibility for pulling it off - because they know it's a shit policy driven only by anger and deliberate misconceptions against the establishment.

UK has a history of 26 years of anti-EU propaganda in the mostly conservative yellow press, e.g. spreading made up outrage about EU regulations that never existed.

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>>3467681
UKIP drove brexit. The conservative party reluctantly agreed to have a brexit mandate because they have good statisticians and pollsters on their team and they knew they would lose a lot of seats to UKIP if they didn't. Their corporate overlords were pissed when Brexit passed. Of course communists, LIKE YOU, were pissed too because it means there's no outside governing body to override immigration laws and force open the borders for the non-white replacements. Direct democracy is good, until the people decide something that goes against what your jewish professor told you to believe, so they must be dumb. Don't worry though, the BBC and every other corporate owned propaganda outlet is on your side. You're still the smart one.

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>>3467680
Obama himself said they brokered the transition of power before the coup was even over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QAXmf5_EOs

For USA to overthrow governments they don’t like is just their nature at this point.

"Best interest of the Ukrainian people" never involved starting a civil war, nor giving extremists guns and approving their bloodlust to kill people who disagree with them.

And how the fuck do you have independence in the EU and NATO? Especially when your new leaders borrowed so much from USA? You do know, like Greece, you will have to pay all that back? Including everything Poroshenko borrowed for the war efforts.
Yeah, welcome to EU. Please pay your bills on time and take the ever growing migrant quota.



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426151 No.3448289

The previous mouse thread hit the bump limit. Let's have another.

Rats are good too.

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No.3467920

So what do mouse or rat penises look like?

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>>3467920

No.3468242

>>3467920
http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/



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489681 No.3458009

Weird, I thought people trained their entire lives to have this type of dream job. I wonder why he would leave such a position. I'm sure there can't be some kind of story behind this that he's glossing over, amirite?

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No.3458514

>>3458459
It was leaked in 2009/2010 on lulz. I remember that he was just building up bad-dragon.com. Meaybe you can find the thread on a web crawler. Did not saved it because the manifest was written in a HTML subpage. But there where some screenshots in it. Sadly did not save them.

No.3458519

>>3458009
Read picture of letter.
Worthless Liberal.

No.3458537

>>3458447

So ? Prison and Guantanamo is also quite "legal", "appropriate" and "Just" last time I listened to your mass-murdering, torturing & spying politicians.

No.3458759

>>3458495
Morticus are is well openly zoophilic in nature, you can feel it, the details., animal bits. You can feel the vibe.

Shinnie's - just rather typical furry smut.

No.3458761

>>3458759
not "just rather typical".

Yeah, subject matter wise, typical.

But go to yiff.party and see her patreon. She's made it into a major enterprise. Not your another "let people throw some money at me" or "paywall to stuff I draw". She went full corporate with that stuff. A bunch of tiers, schedules, detailed price lists, recurring events, regular updates, deadlines, and so on. She turned drawing furry smut into a full-time day job, being in equal parts the furry artist and a businesswoman.

I seriously doubt she cares the least bit about the subject anymore, but it seems sales are good enough she goes full professional mode about this.

No.3458767

>>3458761
I just cannot imagine, when a person such as Shinnie or another fully employed furry artist will be forced to find another, normal job and show CV in style with points such as

>12 years of experience of drawing the furry porn
>knowledge of dog cock anatomy and great animal genitalia drawing skills
No.3467714

top kek triggered



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499250 No.3467463

Matching dildos, how cute

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No.3467706

Incest is hot as fuck.

Especially twincest.



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37483 No.3467657

These are the only bear feet I would be willing to sniff! :3

No.3467678

you should google "exit bag", it's fascinating reading



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73873 No.3467654

Why are furries so blasphamously beautiful?



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762089 No.3466511

We haven't had a good Kemono thread in a while.

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need to find more old rampunch stuff

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also, >>3467435 , that's awful. How long did you spend working on that? Stop being a creeper, man. The obsession is weird

No.3467585

>>3467578
wow, you see that it's awful? does that mean you realize how fucked up you are now?

No.3467586

>>3467578
or is the boy just too old for you?

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>>3467415

>You seem a lot stronger than you seemed to in the old days, so congratulations

Philosophical question, since I'm tired and had a thought. Why is it that despots always invariably seem to rule over shitholes? I wonder if people get cause and effect reversed sometimes, you know? This is by far the place where the perception of crappy moderator action matters the least, simply because moderation is sporadic and inconsistent -- any moderator action which isn't entirely invisible by nature is open to the least charitable interpretation, and that's the characterization that usually sticks. Why bother with the conceit of looking like you give a shit? Mods love seeing people blame shit on other mods and getting it completely wrong and yet run an outrage campaign like they're 200% right(eous).

Sometimes, I think people get exactly the kinda leadership they deserve; the events over the last year or so at the very least should probably make a few of people reflect on that shit, but I highly doubt that's gonna happen anytime soon. Dunning-Kruger effect and all that; you can have your head halfway up your own ass but that doesn't mean people are gonna call it a halo.

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No.3467619

>>3467589

>Why is it that despots always invariably seem to rule over shitholes?

These videos explain why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_qpNfXHIU

TL;DW - If the primary wealth of a state comes from natural resources, there is no incentive for the despot or those who back him to have an educated, healthy populace beyond what it is require to extract that valuable resource from the land. This is also why the worst humanitarian rights violations happen in countries where the value of the resource is very high, like oil, diamonds, etc.

In summary, humans are dicks, and the top .1% want to keep all that wealth for themselves, not building public works for the peasants.



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