Man....Pizza. It's been such a long time. Probably one of my dumbest self-conflicts between being as logical as possible versus just giving in to desires.

I fucking LOVE pizza, but my problem with it is I just can't justify the price for it. Sure there's cheapy shit tier pizza you can get for 3-4 bucks or whatever, but the good kind I go for runs at a high price, though it's 100% justified for how good it is.

So I'll be there suddenly in the biggest mood for pizza and at any given moment I should just be picking up my keys and heading out to get it (no delivery, it's a small local store) but it never happens. I always tell myself why spend so much money on something so pointless, something that will just be enjoyable for the 10-15 minutes you spend eating it before it's all gone, when you can just feed yourself at 1/7th the price with something else, or, hell just make something right here at home. So I end up just not buying it and eating something more economical.

...Shit sucks man.

>>2879550

Ahh well......licks fork :'(

ich bin ein hambuger!

a good pizza doesn't need toppings

>>2879322

fuck the CIA installed government of Kiev..

start your own investigation, talk to your fellow journalists.. gather videos and statements and put them together to form the complete picture of what happened on that fateful day..

the WORLD deserves to know!

>>2879600
are those hash-browns with goulash?

>>2878047
So you tell everyone "fuck a dog, its better than a person"
You must be the talk of the town with all that forward thinking.

>>2878047

Your ex was a dumpy worthless thieving cunt, anyway. Enjoy your freedom.

>>2878051
Zoo love is legal in my country, and in the far future, it will be legal in all countries.

>>2878053
They can't even reach their buttholes. I guess.

>>2878040
Congrats.

>>2878057

You're probably thinking the one I had in the Bay Area. No no, this one was a local one and even more batshit.

If something wasn't to her specifications, she'd pitch a fit. She regularly verbally abused her dad when I was around, and then when I wasn't she'd claim that her dad fondled her or threw her ballet slippers at her (230+ lbs w/FUPA doing ballet. Yeah fucking right.)

She couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, though she thought she was Idina Menzel herself (by the way, she saw Frozen TEN TIMES.)

And the worst part? She won't let go of a grudge. Something my friend did TWO MONTHS AGO she won't drop. Not to mention she's promised to pay me back for gas for the last 2 months AND NEVER DID, citing "I had to get lunch!" Yeah? At Subway? PACK ONE NEXT TIME.

I honestly cannot wait for Monday just so I can metaphorically do this to her.
<------------
I'm such a vengeful bitch when poked <3

You.
You made at least 6 threads this night.

Learn 2 Count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AoxCkySv34

>>2879537
Sausage dogs are made of real sausage, bloodhounds are quadrupedal blood-golems and seraph moths are actually avatars of the highest holy choir. Wyverns passing as birds makes as much sense as including lizards/dinosaurs due to genetic proximity.

Gonna furrow my brow at you for reals

>>2879375
Nice to see more of her. Thanks for the reminder. I'm gunna request her in TheOP's next thread.

Shit I drew a million year ago.

>>2879625
thought had a few more birds but guess not..

ps fucking install bitmessage already

>>2879420
and yet she's more employable than you

>>2879607
>>2879551

>>2879613

http://www.linkedin.com/in/adriarichards

> last date of employment, March 2013.

You were saying?

Become a professional victim.

>>2879731

>david ross
>last date of employment... Entry not found

No Gremlins? Fer shame. Here, have some brand new delicious Thwacker on Mender smut. <3~~

>>2879637

Delicious.

I'm waiting on something to get finished.

>>2879631
Renaman.

>>2879641 Nice!!! Can't wait to see it! :D The world needs more gremlin porn. :D

>>2876258

>I'm pro gun myself
>No, you're not.

dat no true scotsman

>>2875267

Man chuhai is the shit. Like glorious asian malt liquor

>>2876700

>implying an ethnicity you are born with is the same as a set of beliefs.
>implying you even know how to argue fallacies

>>2876717
you do know that "no true Scotsman" is just the name of the fallacy right? Because what you did is the exact definition of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

Wow OpFor, you suck more metaphorical dick at arguing than I suck literal dick IRL.

>>2875202

I asked the cards to tell me about Russia and Ukraine, and I got Angels protecting them in a big way. Then heart, a big heart between them. Then cat, which charms you when it rubs against your leg - so they charm each other when they want. However, I also got very dangerous people involved in this who like to hurt. First thing I thought was that movie "Limitless" 2011, that type of dangerous people, who hurt for fun.

>>2876768 Opfor is such a retard, he ACTUALLY thinks that I do hate guns.

See in crazy conservative land, to merely say you think it's a good idea to figure out if somebody is a homicidal maniac to the best of your ability before selling them a gun, and then to NOT allow people to sell the homicidal maniac a gun. That tiniest bit of infringement on unfettered rivers of guns makes you a commie, jack booted, america hating, constitution pissing on gun grabber. He ACTUALLY does think like this.

In crazy conservative land, guns are totems with magica. powers that make them unique from every other object in the country which is regulated in some way from milk to cars to explosives. But guns cannot be regulated AT ALL.

>>2879461
Is this a new revelation or one you've had for awhile?

>>2879439

I was trying to say that they're not trying to white-knight thus why I said (Doesn't blindly white-knight) hurr durr.

But I'm chocking it up to what this person said - >>2879040 c:

Regardless, oh no, people saying bad things about me on lulz, my life is forever ruined.

>>2879461 I like how you assume I was wanting sex. At one point did I ever even seem like I was wanting sex? Seriously, I wasn't wanting anything from this chick aside from seeing what she was like. I also wasn't wanting asspats. If I wanted asspats I would've just posted certain sentences and not the entire thing. Try reading >>2879056 It's not about "She flipped out for no reason" but a "I think she over-reacted" but it seems that most people in this thread keep skipping over that part. Then again, it's lulz, the epitome of trash on erryone furry website.

I'm also assuming that once again, jailhouse gay people defending chick cause obvious. Regardless, as stated before, idgaf, I posted it out of curiosity, not to prove a point to anyone, but to see if I was the only one to think she /too/ strongly.

You found her through pounced, a relationship site to most users.

What do you fucking think that projects you damn mastermind?

Not to mention, you quickly put out that your BF isn't furry, then put out that she'd like you both. If that doesn't sound like testing the waters for a three-way play date, then I guess I'm faggot.

>>2879482

Well you are a faggot I guess then. I wasn't trying to state that we weren't "hurr durr super furry scritch" type. I was trying to make it acrossed that we weren't like most couples and shit. It probably has to do with your own experiences and such as to why you automatically assumed it was about/for sex.

It's like one guy being uncomfortable around faggots when they're doing all lovey-dovey stuff. If they're not doing that, he's cool, but if they are, he's uncomfortable. I was trying to state that if there was something particular that she found uncomfortable, that we'd be sure not to do it (Though really my Boyfriend probably wouldn't even be around as he's a recluse and doesn't like people).

Also in her add, there's >Casual friend listed. Hurr durr.

Okay... I was done at "most of all I don't do well with partnered people.."
How do you even function in society with that attitude?

She is obviously troubled and doesn't want to deal with local furries. You are a jackass that only wants to run his mouth and act like a shit head while pretending its 'honesty'. I think you answered your own question.

The US military are awake and that Zionist teleprompter Jew banker lover Obama is packing shit and no wonder his sacking his top Generals who don't play by the Zionist Rules and I'm here on RT to Expose them Filthy Zionist Racist Rabid Jew Dogs.

>>2879173
http://www.ibsgroup.org/forums/topic/165423-fecal-bacteriotherapy-for-ibs-d-success/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy

And as far as training goes, plugs and toys, or just fingers and veggies, or whatever floats your boat. Going slowly and warming up, lots of lube, being very relaxed and working your way up... And being confident you're clean helps. Especially you need that little bit extra of stretch, gently "pushing" will relax your muscles to their widest. Not rocket science. I dont get anal as often, so it took me a couple years to work up to the fun toys, but your mileage will vary.

Also knowing the difference between a good stretch and pain is important, because hurting yourself will only set you back in the end (snerk).

This is what I do whenever going to have buttsex.

Make sure my butt is not sore for any reason, and poop is solid. Then while sitting on toilet, carefully spray warm water in my butt with the shower nozzle (not too powerfully, just press the nozzle against butthole and relax a bit). Then let the water out (and all the poo ofc), spray again, let out, spray, let out etc until I'm sure nothing else beside water is coming out. Then I move into shower, squat, and apply some neutral lotion-like soap into my butt using fingers. Then spray just a little bit of water inside, let it out, spray, let out etc. again. If I don't feel clean enough after this, I just repeat everything. When I feel clean enough, the last test is to stick clean finger inside, then smell it, and if it smells like nothing in particular, lick it. Cause if I can't lick my own finger that's been in there, how could I let my boyfriend do that (and he really is into butts, licking and showing things in there).

>>2879177

>>Is that real?

Yes, it's a real series of commercials from a french company:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=orangina%20naturellement%20pulpeuse&sm=1

I just have a go then a dousing of a homemade saline solution from one of these before any play. Seems to be all that is needed for me. My diet isn't all that structured either.

>>2879245

Oh, I know the commercials are real, but is that ad with the guy staring at the goat chick's boobs a legit ad from the company, is what I'm asking.
The other ads I've seen were fairly racy, but that one just looks ridiculous.

>>2879073
the anus isnt a genital faggot

>>2878480
only when some miliaty decides it needs them to kill the people of another nation...

>>2878571
How do you know?

Maybe there's some sort of repulsive higgs field that only works over relatively short distances, kinda like how magnetic fields weaken very rapidly, so it's only ever useful for things like maglev trains and contact free bearings, and not for anti-gravity spaceflight etc.

There's no such thing as a "technological level" where, if you have one thing you must have another thing as well. We for example never perfected the vacuum tube because we never needed to, yet theoretically vacuum tubes could do some really sci-fi stuff if you miniaturized them to nanoscale, like switch currents at vastly higher speeds than any transistor.

>>2878577
imagine the potential for audiophoolery

>>2878600
http://scitation.aip.org/content/aip/journal/apl/100/21/10.1063/1.4717751

>A gate-insulated vacuum channel transistor was fabricated using standard siliconsemiconductor processing. Advantages of the vacuum tube and transistor are combined here by nanofabrication. A photoresist ashing technique enabled the nanogap separation of the emitter and the collector, thus allowing operation at less than 10 V. A cut-off frequency fT of 0.46 THz has been obtained.

Robust against radiation, extremely fast, high current switching. Still needs some development with the high operating voltage though.

>the christopher lloyd apology video

Fucking lol. Why is he so awesome

>>2878600

Fuck that. High density magnetic fields, high output battery, does it even need to be said?

>>2879646

what comic pic is that from it looks hot!