>>2612093

>finding out then that Sheik and Zelda were the same person

Wat? The only game that Sheik is even mentioned is OOT, and you are explicitly told that Zelda is Sheik around 3/4 the way through the game - think it was when the village near death mountain was burning down

>>2611424

Except the only thing 'obtuse' about Super Metroid is 'where do I go after getting x?' and it becomes a run through trying to find where you can progress to with your new ability

>>2612269

Again, did you completely forget to read? I did not know that at the time... it was a rental. There was no instruction manual, and I didn't have enough time to get that far into the game on my first playthrough.

I didn't have a desire to play the game again anyway, because I found it boring.

And - if I may reiterate - the whole time between when I rented OoT and Smash Brothers, the only question on my mind from that intro was "why the hell couldn't I play as that awesome looking bastard?" Why? Because Sheik looked infinitely more interesting and exciting than playing as the insufferable ditz that stood out worse than a neon nuclear-powered Gay Pride flag perched in the middle of Wall Street and had the personality of a dead mouse.

I challenge you to answer this:

• How much more fun do you think it would be to have played the game from Sheik's point of view?

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IF YOU MAKE A GAME EASIER PEOPLE WILL WIN IT FASTER AND YOU CAN SELL THEM ANOTHER ONE

That's like rule #1 in game marketing.

Or you can make a game challenging and your fans will never have to buy another game from you.

>>2612418>>2612420
Are these images supposed to communicate something?

>>2612430
Basically that I've been playing PCB for over a year, even though it's only a 30-minute game.

IT'S LIKE MAGIC

>>2612304

Lol..

ENHANCE!

>>2612310

http://youtu.be/stUD-DRhTZg
Deblur has been in the works for a few years now.

>>2612377
That works only to reverse directional motion blur, not for omni-directional out-of-focus blur.

>>2609720

I'm actually Gold V - I don't do ranked much but I have like an 80% win rate in ranked. I like doing ARAMs and normals and intermed bots to screw around.

>>2609720
I don't really play ranked. I think I'd probably be higher-end Silver, in honest assessment.

>>2609720 touché...

>>2609720
I got put into Gold V after I completed my placement matches and have only been playing every once in a while if my friends want to due so they can try and get gold.

>>2609849

>teemo guardians

>>2609720
nigga im fuckin plat. 1v1 me on summoner's rift YOU WON'T! meow meow meow

ign: steel101

Everything about this is terrible.

It's the new fedora.

fuck headgear, I wanna see those shoulder bands and random arm bands make some kind of impact.

They're for people with poofy-hair who want to go outside when it's really, really, hot and humid.

If it's good enough for Ozymandias...

>>2611031
What if that was the real problem of this society and this system? The lack of care for basic concepts like, loving and caring for others, being unite against adversity. Why must humans be greed and heinous instead of being unite and advancing on a common way to peace, trust, love and family? I'm not a ponyfag or a brony but men should meditate about this.

>>2611439
What are peace, trust, love and family?

No wonder why so many ponyfans support Ron Paul and now I'm suspecting Marine Le Pen to be secretly a brony.

>>2612182

>ponyfans

ponyfags, you mean

sack up and don't talk like a pussy

>>2612223

The proper term is ponyfriends.

>>2612229
You meant Bronies :3

Norkism thread Detected

>>2611394

While I'm sure society has something to do with why I am reluctant to experiment with another guy, part of it is just that I legitimately just do not find men attractive. No. I'm not going to just try cuddling a guy, lol. Girls are way better to cuddle with, anyway... they got boobs to rest your head on, dat waist and hips to feel up....

>>2611392

Sounds fine on paper but I am way too self-conscious and embarrassed to go stepping in a gay bar to look for some random guy to experiment with. With chicks? Yeah, I've done it before, but thats different because I think girls are hot and I like to flirt with them, lol. I can't see myself flirting with a guy AT ALL. And to be honest, I've had guys flirt with me before and every time it just flies completely over my head. I don't even notice it.

As ridiculous/non-nonsensical/illogical as it sounds, I just wanna experiment with a guy without being gay about it. Yes... I am well aware that doesn't make much sense.

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Rent yourself a pre-op tranny hooker.

>>2611453

But they never look this good.

You've confused yourself. Furry Porn obviously isn't real life. Most male furry characters are drawn with the bodies of females. Straight-identifying males look at dicks in porn as much as women do. Your only "problem" is that you don't like da poosy.

Take a month long break from porn. Curb masturbation to about once a week to maintain prostate health. Try to find a girl in real life that might want to fuck you.

If all else fails, move to Thailand.

>>2611366

>I've been looking at furry porn exclusively for years

Perhaps it's not gay vs straight. It's idealized cartoons vs reality.

>>2611459

>Most male furry characters are drawn with the bodies of females.

<_< most of the time I am looking at feral porn, to be honest.... But then again, there's even less of a difference between how genders look in feral porn than in anthro porn. Maybe that has something to do with how I became this way?

If anyone else wants to play armchair psychologist, chime right in... to be honest, I kinda find it interesting to hear different people's takes on it.

Just settle for blowjobs. If female genitals disinterest you, but the rest doesn't, that might be something to consider.

>>2611405

Fact, Mangneto is really a chubby strong goat girl irl.

>>2611406

http://www.inquisitr.com/663220/men-experience-childbirth-simulator-in-hilarious-viral-video/

Although I do have to wonder how realistic this is. Is this really what women go through or did they crank it up to 11 just to make men suffer.

>>2611480

From what few childbirths I've observed firsthand I'd say exhaustion is more of a problem than pain. One in particular took almost 2 days and nearly killed the lady. That's 48 hours of strong muscle contractions. Of course tearing a major artery is what actually does kill you, but that only happens in rare extreme cases, generally after an extremely long labor has worn the body down.

Just looking at human anatomy, there's a tradeoff between giving birth and having large braincases. As I've said before, "At least we're not spotted hyenas." There is more variance in pelvis size among humans than head size, so I'd say the experience of birth varies a lot. The lady I mentioned above was a twig with hardly any hips at all. And even though it took so long, she still did it without fatality! I imagine someone with a more pear shaped body wouldn't have as much a problem.

Not saying it isn't a painful, difficult error-prone process. I just don't think it really compares to the "internal organ failure" feeling of stomach cramps, or worse intestinal cramps. I'm not eager to test out this hypothesis of course.

>>2611582

Part of the problem also lies with human anatomy. Because we stand upright, the pelvic girdle has a pronounced tilt to it. The newborn must make difficult abrupt turns in order to leave the body. Separate plates in the skull, which allow the head to compress a bit, aid the process considerably. Our ability to stand upright, and the corners which must be cut to be able to do so, plays a big part in the pain of childbirth.

>>2611583

Strictly speaking there are no corners that need to be cut, but since we're based on a quadrupedal model that itself is based on a fish we have problems with bipedalness. Easy solution: add another segment!

>tor shit thread

ohgee, it's summer again
(-)

>>2612112

wow, is this dude related to khyber?

hu

>>2612140
lol, you're not the only one that saw that

>>2612112

He has terrible fucking taste in beer. I lived in Burlington, VT for a while, where everyone pretty much has a shrine in their home set-up to it (OK, it's mostly the stoners but that's beside the point, it's still way too damn popular.) Thing is, it tastes like some fermenting horseradish demon zombie from arizona wiped his ass with a potato sack and tossed it into a vat of seltzer water where it steeped for 10 months and started to eat through the side of the vat so they had to bottle it up and toss it to idiots with terrible taste in beer who are happy to drink this llama-piss and call it quality. I suspect this is because of localvorefags

Bang.