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1186606 No.3496693

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26435513/

The Gorillas both release their seed into the new slaves, they are well pleased and will let the two rest for a couple hours before coming back for more. As they lock them up into the cage one of the Gorillas leans close to say...
"That's all you humans are really good for, you're weak as piss, break easy and complain all the time, those lovely rumps and soft mouths are the only thing worth keeping you alive for, remember that"
The door to the prison is shut with a metal clang, leaving the prisoners in the dark,; the only sound that can be heard is the incoherent blubbering of the long haired prisoner, whose mind is so broken he can no longer be defined as human.



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22512 No.3496516

Hello, I'm a 420chan refugee. Do you people like drugs? Do you inject the mary janes? You should.

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No.3496552
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293314

I tried kitten huffing once.

No.3496555
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149009

One time I burned "incense" in an incense burner. Lots of it.

No.3496577
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No.3496646

>>3496516

I snorted a marker once, it didn't do anything

I quit drinking

I did a lot of amphetamines when I was younger and burnt myself out from it.

Once in a blue moon I'll puff Mary Jane

No.3496661
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45485

>>3496659

It wasn't those ones. It was a sharpie magnum. I was too afraid I'd kill too many brain cells doing anything stronger than that. Yeah I'm a pleb I know.

No.3496666

>>3496664

404 error, you're doing it wrong.

Walk around to the local convenience stores and shit and ask people who hang out around there who look like they'd know where weed is. Like, blacks or hispanics or wiggers dressed in do-rags and shit.

No.3496669

I used goto 420chan alot and smoke dabs and weed everyday and all day. But I quit about a year ago for a very good paying job at $47 an hour. Now my life just seems boring to be now, but I do enjoy the money.



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130903 No.3496400

Does the జ్ఞ‌ా telugu (Indian language) character bug successfully manages to crash iOS devices using it as a wifi hotspot SSID name? I don't have any iOS devices to test it, please confirm. If it works, imagine the amount of lulz by activating it near an Apple store or using a good Wifi antenna with a 1000mW wifi access point.

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No.3496502

>>3496495
As if the Chinese gave a shit about any foreign regulations.

No.3496513

>>3496502
They can get their products impounded at the customs if they're found to break the law. They're mainly interested in stopping counterfeit products, but devices in violation of FCC rules can also fall in the net if it's determined that the particular brand/make/model of device is "dangerous".

https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/new-enforcement-effort-targets-dangerous-electronics

No.3496529

>>3496513
I know that. Most other countries do that too.
But again, why would the Chinese give a shit? They just rebrand their cheap generic shit and change their address.
I'm not talking about big, well-known companies like Huawei here.

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>>3496491
Did you just provide an item description for something on sale at amazon as your reference? My sides are beyond orbit. I also chuckled at the "compatible with XP, 98, and millennium versions of Windows"

look dude, I know you can fix the wifi at the YMCA you work at, but I have cisco certs, and dBm is the standard for professionals. And thanks for the conversion tool link, but I can do it in my head :)

>>3496515
thanks for proving my point

You guys are a fucking treasure. Never change :)

No.3496629

I don't get why they don't run the whole Unicode range through their string libraries before they release their shit.

No.3496660

>>3496629
Because while the valid unicode range contains only about a million characters, the possible four-byte combinations you can feed to the system is 4.3 billion.

The problem is that these kinds of bugs aren't simple. You take every library and fuzz test them individually, and they pass the test, but when you put the OS together and the processes start passing data between each other, strange shit happens. It might not even be the single character that causes the fault, but a particular case where that character gets passed on to another process in a sequence of other characters, and that particular sequence causes the crash - like the character "yts" combined with the time of day, where the number of seconds causes an overflow which is usually benign, except this is a UTF-8 character which may be 1...4 bytes long and so the last byte overwrites something with something that causes the crash.

So while you're fuzz testing the software, to find the fault, you'd have to spam it with all possible combinations of 4.3 billion times 4.3 billion times... and it would literally take the age of the universe.

No.3496663

For those who don't remember it last time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNm-b1UXGTY



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145877 No.3494830

Pleer is gone so does anyone have suggestions on how to share playlists without a subscription service?

No.3494947
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73003

>>3494940

The idea is to simply share a url without requiring iTunes, Google Play, or setting up client software.

No.3495013
>Winamp
>Copy and paste list from there
>pastebin? tumblr? blogger? Register your own URL and throw up a text webpage, then share the link?

These are my lame suggestions. Why does anyone want to share playlists in 2018?

No.3495031

>>3495013
Why not?
Just use the old imagerar trick and post them here or any other chan.

No.3496539

>>3494940
Hey...
you never finished those edits I asked about, with ones underwater. Can you still do them?



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79366 No.3496382

Everyone on this board is dead. We're only here because we've been damned to haunt /furi/ until you stop posting.

Please leave and give us the freedom we long for.

No.3496386

Just checked and I still bleed.
Piss off and go back to 8chan.

No.3496395

>>3496386

Im pretty sure you can still bleed in hell.

No.3496414
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where else do you want me to post?

No.3496419

>>3496414
https://youtu.be/T575Pbo4eWM

No.3496458

>>3496386
HEY BABY CAN YOU BLEED LIKE MEEEEEEE:

No.3496528
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19475

>>3496518
No one will cry for a couple jews either.



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68852 No.3496454

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No.3496460

Friendly reminder: https://dev.lulz.net/furi/

No.3496485
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40494

>>3496482

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ675vG4i-A

No.3496557

You stupid mods block a man that plays wonderfully great music with his harmonica? D:

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>criminal domestic behavior
>proven ties or organized crime throughout Europe
>immigrant here of questionable legality, probably only married batshit insane woman to gain citizenship

And who has every attempt to deport this particular violent immigrant been shot down?

>Israeli Jew

Drumpf's favored people. Nice to see his immigration policy excludes anyone from a country he really serves, while claiming anyone of specific countries or skin colors is automatically a criminal without individual screening.

Drumpf is a fucking bigot who lets criminals like this run free here because of muh feels. I wouldn't be surprised if he bans Gordon Ramsay form US soil for "picking on poor Samy the Jew" or outright accuses Ramsay of anti-semitism.

Bear in mind that Amy is such a fucking unhinged psycho that not even the SJWs would side with her or believe a word she says, but Drumpf is a special kind of senile old retarded and a good servant of Israel. #miga

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No.3496136

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No.3496137

Why don't you lock down this thread for politics?

No.3496139

>>3496137
There is no jewish influence in this thread.

No.3496142

>>3496139
There is no need for liberal politics now is there?

No.3496145

>>3494212

Speculation? The cakes WERE bought elsewhere.

The real topic here is "Drumpf claims one group are criminals because he hates them while ignoring an actual immigrant with a criminal past" and potentially doing so because he blows Israel, where the man is from. Not that Obama tossed him out either despite the notoriety and the verified criminal ties.

No.3496146

I should point out that there were more than a few pieces of shit on the show that were about as bad, only Amy and Israeli Samy were more willing to throw tantrums and gain attention.

Joe from Mill Street Bistro was as much an asshole, hated his employees and cheated his employees. The couple that bought Zeke's after the owner died upped their noses at everything Gordon did, promptly closed and sold the restaurant, because the donated renovations made it worth selling for a premium.

The old cunt who owned Flamangos pretended to hate Gordon's food, told the customers on reopening the food was shit and undid everything he changed, go figure they went out of business.

The 2-part burger restaurant, that couple were horrible people who stole their son's money, pretend-hated better food, didn't pay employees and really asked for a punch in the throat.

The UK show also had its fair share of twats who got what they asked for. The very first one tried to sue Gordon and lost, and one of them was such a snotty bitch she closed shop and became a hooker.

No.3496148

>>3496145
I don't care for liberal politics.



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No.3496472

I'm sorry that I screwyed you lets go fag.

No.3496504
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981064

There's no going back anymore, Steam.

This is forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-0Xaag_HuI



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1159968 No.3496469

Tagging /furi/ with this meme.

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121113 No.3493646

It's been a while since the last one, and hopefully politics won't shit it up for a change.

Anyway - what games have you all been playing lately? Any that you're looking forward to?

For me, I've been playing Divinity: Original Sin 2 lately, and am looking forward to Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

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>>3496318
>>3496319
yeah witcher 1 is hella clunky on combat, totally worth it for the story still

not to mention your choices can be carried over between games and that alone makes starting at witcher 1 first really worth it

the books sure add to the experience but you can play through all of it without know diddly squat and still have a good grip on whats going on

No.3496327

Playing Okamiden. It's kinda meh, but okay; doesn't seem to add much compared to Okami. I'd forgotten how goddamn small the ds screens are.

Also playing Dark Souls 3 now and then. DS1 still seems like the best one to me despite its bullshit quirks and terrible rushed end, which is a little saddening. Playing any Souls game usually just makes me want to replay DS1.

No.3496385

>>3496327
Yeh. I remember when Okami came out. It was like candy - couldn't stop playing it.
Okamiden... Good but notsomuch. I still haven't finished it. Hell, I haven't finished it to the point that I need to completely restart from the beginning. It's just not the same.

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>>3496327
dark souls 1 is getting a remake!

/great excitement/

No.3496392

>>3496389

Remaster, not remake. It means something else enitrely. Updated graphics and maybe some (bug)fixes. Don't praise too hard just yet.

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>>3496392

No.3496424

>>3496392
Rumor is they might address the Bed of Chaos fight at least, so it'd be a partial remake in that case.



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