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a8926d82 No.3710950[Last 50 Posts]

Scantily clad 'witches' caught munching on deer carcass in bizarre security cam footage.
A nurse and nature lover in Canada reportedly captured footage of what she said appeared to be "two witches holding a carcass-eating ritual" with a camera she set up near her home.
"I don’t know what the heck was up with that," Corinea Stanhope, 36, of Powell River, British Columbia, told Kennedy News. "It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day."
After coming across a deer carcass in a garden on her property, Stanhope said she set up the camera to surveil any animals that might take interest in the dead deer.
"Me and my grandpa put up a trail camera to see if we could see animals, and we got a bobcat [on camera], which was pretty cool," she said, adding that her 76-year-old grandfather, Bob, was horrified when he checked the footage and saw what appeared to be scantily clad women chomping down on the rotting, maggot-infested carcass at night.
"I came the next day, and grandpa said he'd got naked people on the camera, and I said, 'No, you didn't. Bullshit.' So, he showed me," she said.
Stanhope noted to the outlet that the apparent carcass-eaters emerged about 10 minutes after sunset, looking "disheveled" and like they were wearing wigs.
"You can't really tell from the photos, but the hoof was brought right up to their mouths as if they were smelling it," she said. "Well, I don't know if she was kissing it, smelling or eating it, but to touch a decaying carcass like that makes me feel sick – the amount of bacteria that must have been on there."
"Maybe they were paying their respects, but they were naked," she added.
Social media erupted after Stanhope posted the photos online, with some claiming it was a prank and others speculating there was a satanic or other paranormal element at work.
"That's basically a walking demon from hell," one user wrote. "If you hear screaming stay inside and get a gun you leave it alone."
Others theorized that the figures were "skinwalkers" or "wendigos," both of which are malevolent supernatural entities associated with Native American folklore.

a8926d82 No.3710951

File: 1691211200742-0.jpg (578.52 KB, 1280x1263, Sun-Bear-Chinese-zoo.jpg)

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Representatives from the Hangzhou Zoo in eastern China are denying that their sun bears are really humans dressed in costume — and insisted that these are actually bears.
"Some people think I stand like a person," the Hangzhou Zoo wrote, as if in a sun bear's voice. "It seems you don't understand me very well."
A video of a bear standing on its hind legs and waving went viral on Chinese social media in late July, said Reuters.
Despite the zoo's denial that the bears are humans, tourists have been "flocking" to the zoo to decide for themselves, reported Reuters.
Visitors to the zoo have increased by about 30% since the video was posted, said Chinese news source Chao News.
"After seeing this bear standing up on the internet, I wanted to see how it looks in real life, so I came here," said a man with the surname You, who explained he had only half-believed the video he saw online, as Chao News also reported.
Chinese media will be given access to the bears to confirm that they are actually bears, the Associated Press reported.
"Because of the way they stand, some people online question whether they are ‘humans in disguise,’" said the Chinese newspaper Hangzhou Daily.
The Hangzhou Zoo further noted that the extreme temperatures would make it physically impossible for a human to wear a bear suit for a long period of time.
"Our zoo is government-run, so that kind of situation would not happen," said a staffer at the Hangzhou Zoo said on its WeChat account.
WeChat is a Chinese social app.
In the summer, given the very hot temperatures, "if you put on a fur suit, you certainly couldn't last more than a few minutes without lying down," said the zoo.
While Angela the bear's loose skin was cited by some as a reason they believed the bear was a person in an ill-fitting costume, sun bears actually have loose skin.
The loose skin is a way the bear can protect itself from predators.
Along with its claws and teeth, "if a predator were to latch on during a struggle, the sun bear can turn in its loose skin and bite its attacker," said the San Diego Zoo.
While the zoo is staying firm that Angela is indeed a sun bear, Chinese zoos have made headlines in the past for passing one animal off as another, noted the Associated Press.
This included a dog that was dyed to resemble a wolf, a Tibetan mastiff that was said to be a lion — and a donkey that was painted with stripes to look like a zebra.

2e2a3764 No.3710958

white people doing pranks and saying its someone else because they have kinks, see ya later.

f36c2c20 No.3710990

File: 1691264703237.png (3.26 MB, 1765x2088, 1677213912.sunderlovsely_b….png)

>>3710951
if you have to deny that you are a guy in a bear costume… chances are you are a guy in a bear costume.

be247e67 No.3710992

File: 1691268262774.jpg (179.54 KB, 1378x1237, 6776676545.jpg)


Not everything is satanism, people love to assume that. But pagan and wicca exist too. Hell, maybe they're following some native american bs, or 4chan shitpost.

Still eating rotten corpse is dumb, though there are people that love eating road kill… Why? Beats me.

82856f28 No.3710997

>>3710950
Seems obvious that it's staged by whoever set up the camera.

afbdba46 No.3710999

God I hate trailcamfags.

I can't even make love to my dog at night on a closed hiking trail without one of these faggots recording me.

82856f28 No.3711008


b94508a8 No.3711015

>>3710990
It's really not a guy in a bear costume. If you watch the video instead of just looking at the still images you can see the creature's spine bend in a way that humans can not do.

f36c2c20 No.3711026

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>>3711015
thats just what China WANTS you to believe.

b038295f No.3711038

File: 1691334215949.webm (2.92 MB, 500x622, animal bear walking and d….webm)

>>3710951
Keepers trying to get a Sun Bear into his enclosure….

5c8737d6 No.3711099

>>3711015
One way for sure to tell
If it's a human or an actual bear,
would be if you could somehow
get close enough to them to smell their feet.
That way you would know for sure
If it's a human or really a bear.

92a96f1d No.3711110

>>3711038
This species has to be the result of a human fucking a bear, surely

f36c2c20 No.3711112

File: 1691384247205.png (293.07 KB, 570x368, il_570xN.3386343101_2gdv.png)

>>3711110
it seems super high. Its like the Choob of bears.

a8926d82 No.3711133

File: 1691412194227.jpg (405.93 KB, 800x1065, 259290614.jpg)

Apparently being able to stand and move like a human isn't the only thing Sun Bears have going for them, they apparently also have these super crazy long PREHENSILE tongues, to which a female zoophile might say, "yeah baby, clean me out like a beehive". And the French kissing would surely be awesome.
Now, DICK please?

44f8c32c No.3711141

>>3711133
Why are you emphasizing that the tongue is prehensile? All tongues are.

a8926d82 No.3711142

File: 1691415825401.jpg (935.28 KB, 1920x1285, PHO-10Jul09-237203.jpg)

>>3711141
I dunno, my caps key stuck maybe?
True but not all prehensile tongues are that long.

These are not normal bears, something has caused them to evolve in weird ways.
For instance, look how the EARS are on the SIDES of the head, almost where human ears would be, instead of on the TOP of the head like other bears.
But they are not primates, they are BEARS.

f36c2c20 No.3711159

>>3711142
I'm not a fan of bears, but I wouldn't mind getting some rimming action off of that

a8926d82 No.3711279

>>3710951
I find this interesting because to me the 'perfect' fursuit would be one where most of the people that see it WOULD NOT BE SURE if it was actually some living creature or not.
Are there any fursuits like this, any examples of them, where they appear so lifelike that some people will mistake them for being alive?
It can be any kind of creature really, and I'm pretty sure people would look at the head the most, so that would have to seem very real, with natural eye, mouth, and facial movements.
Do any such fursuits exist, or has anyone ever tried to build such a thing to such detail, and how would it work?
A lot of the realism would also probably depend on the human inside being a great actor and not seeming too human.
Thanks!

f2d99e16 No.3711310

File: 1691511302867.png (2.94 MB, 1552x2373, 1691434400.loimu______a_mi….png)


a8926d82 No.3711447

File: 1691667413851.jpg (835.16 KB, 1280x960, 4786750459_e38f09069f_b.jpg)

The Japanese are so impressed with Sun Bear tongues that they model children's play slides after them, for the children to slide down.

a8926d82 No.3711448

File: 1691667585305.jpg (836.54 KB, 1600x1067, 4909924330_1a47ffc078_o.jpg)

I'm liking what I see of Sun Bear feet so far, although I think this might be a cub.

1968fca4 No.3711459

Bears are ugly and have ugly feet

f36c2c20 No.3711460

>>3711459
feet are ugly in general

2e311918 No.3711465

>>3711460
Are you a foot?

f36c2c20 No.3711471

>>3711465
its a mystery.

f36c2c20 No.3711472

File: 1691712566110.gif (1.11 MB, 500x340, RashOilyCanary-size_restri….gif)

>>3711471
Its a reference to Sherlock Holmes if you don't get the joke. The mystery is afoot….

d7867b55 No.3711566

File: 1691836283445.jpg (6.55 MB, 3840x2496, bear-main2.jpg)

>>3711459
There are a lot of different species of bears, and they do not all have the exact same style of feet. You can literally choose the ones you like best.

b5271805 No.3711578

>>3711566
They're all ugly

a8926d82 No.3711627

File: 1691897403034.jpg (801.66 KB, 3500x2330, one-year-old-female-giant-….jpg)

>>3711578
Is that so?

a8926d82 No.3711656

File: 1691937719260.jpg (368.31 KB, 2659x646, bear-main-feet.jpg)

>>3711566
If you enlarge the bear's feet you can see all kinds of interesting fine details.

a8926d82 No.3711765

File: 1691983757965-0.jpg (205.89 KB, 1280x1069, bear-main close1.jpg)

File: 1691983757965-1.jpg (241.17 KB, 1280x1046, bear-main close2.jpg)

>>3711566
I did some searching and found the original of that image.
It was taken in ultra high resolution,
which means it showed even more details of the feet than ever.
So here you go.
Yes, yes, I can smell them now.
There's nothing else like it.

f4e3f774 No.3717987

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b60ce0f4 No.3718402

>>3711765
I suspect aphrodisiac rivers contained in the CAVEATS of the male bear's FEET.

Let them dry out and to be filled with your white rivers, instead. Maybe with transparent rivers, called PRECUM.

a8926d82 No.3720749

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23f7e2ab No.3720755

File: 1699064311659.png (1.64 MB, 1533x797, 1687056983455257.png)

>>3720749
circumcision is a kike child sacrifice/mutilation ritual

5850fe24 No.3720791

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>>3720755
It's a form of force puberty to young boys. The exposed "head" causing stimulation to kickstart their adolescence and the main reason why it's considered as passage to adulthood in most culture. Reason because boys who haven't reach adolescence is considered as femboi and they want them to "mature" quickly as girls that had their first period at an early age compare to boys.

It's just happens that they found out that cut people has low chance of having std. And the excuse to prevent them from jacking off is a literal bullshit.

It's the opposite of female circumcision, where the clit is completely cut off, preventing them from having a sexual urges. Imagine having sex while being dry.

d8a862dd No.3720964

>>3720791
This is a video where a guy pays somebody he knows who is not a doctor to circumcise him
I like the way his long foreskin jiggles and dances and bounces around while his cock is being handled until it doesn't anymore because it's dying.

https://motherless.com/39971CC

I heard the guy that performed this was arrested after this video became public.
In my opinion, he circumcised the guy WAY TOO HIGH.
You think so?

a8926d82 No.3721083

File: 1699355868416.jpg (358.63 KB, 1200x854, so-cute-primate-l.jpg)

Just think how much cuter North American Forests would be if this little critter had survived.
Long ago, a true primate made North America’s forests its home, named Ekgmowechashala from the Sioux words for “little cat man”. New research helps explain its origins.

READ FULL ARTICLE:
https://www.iflscience.com/origins-of-last-pre-human-primate-to-inhabit-north-america-explained-71425

c5f94671 No.3721084

>>3720791
Sorry bro. You're just a weird pervert. Just be a perverted freak. It's allowed in current year. You don't need to waste time with all these mental gymnastics. You'll have more time to hang out at the gay bathhouse, where you belong.

af1dfe4f No.3721085

File: 1699366770053.png (593.4 KB, 597x481, 1341372176.pierrezaius_gra….png)

>>3721084
>gay bathhouse
>pozz palace

5850fe24 No.3721137

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>>3721084
Yeah sureee. Go ahead and follow that faith of yours instead of the irl logic.

248f10eb No.3721148

>>3721137
I don't see what faith has to do with that post.

5850fe24 No.3721154

File: 1699428531458.png (3.44 MB, 2000x2432, 854bfb42554d8c34eaa550b644….png)

>>3721148
Either you're being anti homo because you're religious nut or you're being insecure because they have big PP than you, because regular people who isn't any of those wouldn't easily bothered if a person is cut or not, not to mention your first opinion is that anyone who criticizes genital mutilation is gay.

d8a862dd No.3721305

File: 1699539984088.jpg (644.73 KB, 1280x1268, 1665940610179431098AAAA.jpg)

Why does his nose look like a skull?
Except it isn't white.
Someone make it white,
it would look really cool then.

a8926d82 No.3721393

File: 1699588341498.jpg (7.94 MB, 4096x4096, eb8313122ca73ae56225af34c6….jpg)

Tranquil Solitude: A Bear's Summer

Amidst the dappled veil of verdant leaves, she is the epitome of serenity—a symphony of tranquil grace. With a countenance adorned by nature's palette, the gentle sun bestows a soft caress upon her fur, accentuating the hues of amber and chestnut. She reclines upon the mossy embrace of the forest floor, a portrait of repose, as the rustling leaves harmonize with her rhythmic breaths. In this sylvan sanctuary, she embodies both the tranquility of the woodland and the timeless elegance of the wild.

Commission fro DarkRidgeRanger on DA.

d8a862dd No.3721403

File: 1699619532058.jpg (391.71 KB, 1200x675, lung-transplant-l.jpg)


d8a862dd No.3721583

File: 1699790739711.jpg (589.36 KB, 1280x1267, Screenshot (126).jpg)

Genegineers have created a real GeneFuck this time, a monkey that has bizarre green glowing eyes and has green glowing fingertips — like E.T.
Because they could.

READ ARTICLE HERE:
https://scitechdaily.com/not-sci-fi-anymore-worlds-first-live-birth-chimeric-monkey-glows-green/

3bf030a4 No.3721586

File: 1699791699837.jpg (196.26 KB, 960x1280, Fz_mtGPXgAE667z.jpg)

Boink a Bear Workshop

02bdae11 No.3721608

>>3721583
They already created the wuhan virus, why not a glowing monkey?

02bdae11 No.3721609

>>3721608
wake me up when they make wolf femboys with 16 tits and cute little dicks.

02bdae11 No.3721610

File: 1699820016184.jpg (72.03 KB, 1010x1010, Looking-for-a-Werewolf-Boy….jpg)

or big dicks, I'm not picky… I just think little ones are more fun.

Wouldn't even mind a girl if she was bitchy enough.

3bf030a4 No.3721619

>>3721610
What if they make something that looks like Aufy with animal ears, paws and a tail?

02bdae11 No.3721623

>>3721619
wait to wake me up until they don't.

297a6339 No.3722070

File: 1700310070728.jpg (309.15 KB, 1989x1082, moah-web-width_1989_height….jpg)

This is what happens to you.

3bf030a4 No.3722106

File: 1700330008676.jpg (1.36 MB, 2320x3088, bungeeskunk.jpg)


a8926d82 No.3723429

File: 1701330650974-0.jpg (368 KB, 1024x770, jhjkgkhk;.jpg)

File: 1701330650974-1.jpg (99.31 KB, 648x479, resize.jpg)

Wolf spider lays eggs in man’s toe, baby hatches inside: ‘Eating its way out’


HA HA HE GOT YOU

https://nypost.com/2023/11/28/news/wolf-spider-lays-eggs-in-mans-toe-baby-hatches-inside-eating-its-way-out/

a8926d82 No.3723431


a8926d82 No.3723648

File: 1701486716548.jpg (1.65 MB, 1920x2625, bfdc73466.jpg)

Statue honoring the Greek deity Lycanthropus,
on display at the Museum Of Athens.

How Bizarre.

ef9cef2d No.3723654

>>3723648
athens maybe would

3bf030a4 No.3723681

File: 1701505329173.jpg (19.91 KB, 200x175, OMCHowBizarreMaxiCDCover.jpg)


a8926d82 No.3726492

File: 1703325583174.jpg (553.88 KB, 1024x1194, AA1lUM3H111.jpg)


030d9b31 No.3726493

File: 1703333105730.jpg (79.44 KB, 500x500, 1z23x5.jpg)


d8a862dd No.3726617

File: 1703435993174.jpg (5.05 MB, 1703x7000, 13a9b1d641777f61ba81ff0a4b….jpg)

Can someone translate this please?
What is she saying?

f4613b5a No.3726626

>>3726617
Here comes the woods, and where there's woods, there's shade.
*Sings*
Oh, what pretty flowers!
*Sniff*
This is where I'll rest.
What is that marvelous fragrance that's so captivating?
The Pond Monster - page 2

А вот и лес, а где лес, там и тенёк.
*Напевает мелодию*
О, какие красивые цветочки!
*Нюх*
Здесь-то я и отдохну.
Что это за дивный аромат, который так пленяет?
Прудовый монстр - страница 2

035d6c9b No.3726639

>>3726626

I reason something about fuck me in my sweet cookie

3bf030a4 No.3726877

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a8926d82 No.3727305

File: 1703973984323-0.jpg (2.56 MB, 3072x3072, 5d76322.jpg)

File: 1703973984323-1.jpg (2.38 MB, 3072x3072, 411d16349.jpg)

File: 1703973984323-2.jpg (2.9 MB, 3072x3072, 9584e1b.jpg)

Is this even possible, that a woman would have such big plump titties that you could actually push on them with your dick to make them partly cave in like a little tunnel, and you could sort of fuck them and it wouldn't hurt her or anything? Has anyone actually done this?

a8926d82 No.3730201

File: 1706280678209.png (4.56 MB, 1920x1920, f74a0a3ee1d771820096ae8a9b….png)

My ass is giving an interview to a bunch of dicks.

Not enough Dick Diversity tho, I need a Fossa, Raccoon, and Bat cock in there also.

Anyone in the audience got those?

a8926d82 No.3730216

File: 1706290609208.png (3.2 MB, 1936x1632, 879c35ad9116ebb71efc723a17….png)


a8926d82 No.3730218

File: 1706290786203.jpg (2.69 MB, 3840x2160, bc7d78fb8d61eb8c02602fb1d5….jpg)


f5031e35 No.3730240

File: 1706305518292.jpg (1.8 MB, 5260x2864, IMG_20240126_102721.jpg)


b49da2ab No.3730323

>>3730218

This would make a great wallpaper if there's a version without the hands.

a8926d82 No.3731012

File: 1706941011576.png (3.09 MB, 1440x1728, 2f36b5ae981007528f692faffe….png)

More dick diversity,
Here's a cock shape you don't see too often,
notice the area around where the human thumb is pressing on it?
This penis obviously evolved to penetrate a vaginal slit that was very wide and narrow.

1655ee2d No.3731707

File: 1707448859931.jpg (26.87 KB, 450x327, a98194_playground_3.jpg)


a8926d82 No.3734065

File: 1709689993643.jpg (1.07 MB, 1920x1536, 852bb35ec90df5461574c9ae35….jpg)

Post Furries with a look of SURPRISE on their faces…
Surprised that their cum shoots so far, surprised by the intensity of their orgasm, surprised by how much their pussy can gape open…
Hell, it doesn't even have to be anything sexual, just show that look of SURPRISE!!

a8926d82 No.3734066

File: 1709690263113.jpg (945.97 KB, 1280x1280, e4980044870005864f590ebd20….jpg)

I don't remember ever seeing this subject on here before??
Glory Holes featuring FERALS.
The feral can be either on the inside, doing the giving, or on the outside with some part of their anatomy sticking through, getting the receiving.
Even action using a hole in a fence or wall is good,
please post!

4e9e04fa No.3734081

File: 1709721337295.png (330.71 KB, 480x960, Screenshot_20240305-134245.png)


6b4120f7 No.3734124

>>3730323

What the fuck is wrong with you

a8926d82 No.3737559

File: 1713094427291.png (1.21 MB, 695x1084, 5b7852ef0499d81e2022dc8a39….png)


2dac4f40 No.3737562

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>>3734066
every time i see one of these feral glory hole pics, I always like to imagine that the guy on the other side has no idea he's committing bestiality.

I'd never do something like that, I consider sex a very intimate, trusting act. Plus I don't like the idea of having std's or whatever politically correct acronym they're using now.

The concept is really sexy though.

2dac4f40 No.3737563

File: 1713098320219.jpg (62.88 KB, 850x1133, 9b1207fb7128f1bf52f9347019….jpg)

I don't really even understand why people obsess over dicks and vaginas.

I mean, the only thing that matters is your anus. Its not like its possible to get off from anything else. Obsessing over foreplay is just stupid.

2dac4f40 No.3737565

Pussies pump out babies, dicks put out babies into pussies, and assholes are for pleasure.

My uncle told me that during my sex talk when I was 5. Its basic knowledge.

2dac4f40 No.3737567

>>3737565
thats why Satan gave both men and women anuses when she created us, its so everyone can experience sex the same way. Its like none of you ever even had the talk.

65965937 No.3738068

File: 1713604888284.png (326.5 KB, 480x960, Screenshot_20240420-043738.png)

WHAT IS THIS?

a9b4bcf9 No.3738073

File: 1713610706229-0.png (518.81 KB, 588x656, Screenshot 2024-04-20 at 0….png)

File: 1713610706229-1.png (314.34 KB, 588x632, Screenshot 2024-04-20 at 0….png)

>>3738068
"It turns out, the hairless visitor was actually a northern raccoon. The frightened little girl was suffering from a condition that caused her to lose her fur.

“[She] has a condition called alopecia — or, more simply, hair loss,” the rescue wrote in the post. “She's actually completely bald.”

According to Hope For Wildlife, though this condition is often caused by “parasites, mange or fungal infections,” the raccoon seems to have relatively healthy skin.

Luckily, this raccoon, now affectionately named Rufus, according to CBC News, has had no trouble making friends with other rescue raccoons.

2dac4f40 No.3738075

File: 1713613576250.gif (193.67 KB, 400x225, 42fd691f-bd04-4eb6-95d4-6a….gif)

>>3738073
That term "rescue" gets tossed around way too much. Its been the better part of a decade since I've met anyone who doesn't brag that their pet is a "rescue."

I bought my dog from a breeder, and everyone thinks I'm so cruel when there are dogs in the pound that can be adopted. Yet I'm one of the few people who have unlimited health insurance for their doggo. I'm such a cruel and unthoughtful pet owner.

Not going to lie though, this episode of rick and morty is why I got said insurance.

2dac4f40 No.3738076

File: 1713613905381.jpg (2.43 MB, 6126x4046, 915cdea2756d097dd5a7b0ddbe….jpg)

>>3738075
I mean seriously, where are all these pets being rescued from?

2dac4f40 No.3738078

File: 1713614682978.jpg (4.94 KB, 262x192, images (6).jpg)

>>3738075
When my mom had to pay over 10k for a surgery on her dog, and was whining. I was just like…

But yeah, im the bad guy because I choose to invest in preventing problems, instead of waiting for them to arise and suddenly throw a hissy fit.

2dac4f40 No.3738080

File: 1713615457044-0.png (1.03 MB, 1024x1024, 73f6d342755b5152c19a840932….png)

File: 1713615457044-1.png (3.04 MB, 2048x2048, a4dace11d8beede6037bb58915….png)

>>3738078
also weird pics, semi related to op. Just to be kewl.

06e877fe No.3738102

>>3738080
Source? "empty_eyes canine black_fur solo" wasn't finding it.

f2d99e16 No.3738103

>>3738102
https://e6ai.net/posts?tags=imperialhorizon

AI generated. You won't find it on e621.

a9b4bcf9 No.3738104

File: 1713642230793.png (904.19 KB, 1218x798, Screenshot 2024-04-20 at 1….png)


c7440c51 No.3740862

File: 1716803751697.jpg (4.23 MB, 3880x4312, 05affcde34cfe9d651754c2bdd….jpg)

I guess you could also call it Object in Sheath, Sheath Penetration, and a lot of other things, is this a fetish in itself? It's something only uncut guys can do, so if you've got it, abuse it, I guess.

c7440c51 No.3740863

File: 1716803804181.jpg (5.73 MB, 3880x4312, 693693cc014651ce882be318a0….jpg)


c7440c51 No.3740864

File: 1716803845591.jpg (4.22 MB, 3880x4312, cd841c7034ea5edf78bd372e1f….jpg)


c7440c51 No.3740865

File: 1716803998514.png (4.32 MB, 2072x1808, d02a4718641af86cdc759d2619….png)

it doesn't have to be just cans, I prompted the A.I. for a nude anthro wolf holding a scepter but i didn't say what to hold it with. malicious compliance, i guess.

e7577cd5 No.3747354

File: 1721379236379.jpg (1.54 MB, 1920x1440, Bear_Wet_Dream_Ejaculate_0….jpg)

Bears do all kinds of weird and crazy shit, but how odd and bizarre would it be to come home and find one that had grown accustomed to people snoozing on your lawn, and not only having a sex dream (of fucking a human maybe?) but ejaculating with his foot held up in the air to give you a full view of EVERYTHING?
Well if you were a zoophile, you'd probably think either YOU were dreaming, or had maybe better go buy a lottery ticket since your luck was so good!
But that's exactly what happened to this guy in Pennsylvania, and he was able to capture it with his cellphone.
Supposedly there is a video of this, where you can hear the bear groaning, and see him thrusting his hips, then he ejaculates in about 12 or 14 pulses and you can see the muscles in his belly and thighs rippling and his TaiHole clenching repeatedly as you witness his cum actually squirting out of his penis!
If anyone has the video of this, please upload it!!

91e0a35a No.3747404

>>3747354

I guess that lawn was really comfy.

What would happen if he discovers the Lure of the couch in the house ? ?

2bcc8939 No.3747461

File: 1721443240683.jpg (74.42 KB, 500x667, 872c6210e2df5e067948cecda2….jpg)

What The Heck????

91f4556d No.3747484

File: 1721465188134.jpg (897.86 KB, 1280x1707, 02b16fbbbdb03f38ca1ee.jpg)

The odd and bizarre Opossum Penis!
Opossums are known for passing out (playing dead) but sometimes they're just snoozing and having sexy dreams!
This isn't bestiality because all the guy is doing is lifting the Opossum's smelly feet up out of the way (humans have no monopoly on that either) so you can better see the Star Of The Show, his weird fully erect, engorged DICK!!
"Where's his balls?" you ask… well, he has them. But like a kangaroo, they are located ABOVE his cock.
Now the big question: Would you suck it??

2bcc8939 No.3747501

Hey, I found something REALLY bizarre and unusual, a couple of women in Thailand playing with Elephant's dicks!
I know there's users here that would love to see these gals having fun playing with these big grey whoppers, but I am reading that movies like that are no longer allowed to be posted here.

But what about LINKS?
Am I allowed simply to LINK to them??
That is my question, ok thank you

0112e4e5 No.3747530

>>3747501

You can post it here.

0112e4e5 No.3747531

>>3747530

And by this I mean you can either link it, or post it here directly.

7d70beeb No.3747616

>>3738075
>when there are dogs in the pound that can be adopted
stop neutering/spaying them and we'll talk about adopting. Before that - no and this choice will not change.

t. practicing zoophile huskyfucker

9352e98b No.3747617

>>3747616
Same resident huskyfucker from over 10 years ago? One would have thought you'd have grown out of that phase by now. Just saiyan.

f73085d2 No.3747646

>>3747616
Is the husky male or female?

685647a0 No.3748619

File: 1722352055069.jpg (460.41 KB, 2940x1960, bear-astronaut-in-spacesui….jpg)

Researchers have now refined mind control in animals to an amazing degree…. getting them to do many different SPECIFIC things, using a hand-held remote control, with no surgery or any invasive techniques required. Just get this little gadget on your favorite exotic specie's head (picture shown is not actual device) and you can make them do ANYTHING! They have no CHOICE but to do a little dance and clap their paws, for instance, if that's what you want them to do.

But how long before someone gets a hold of this technology and abuses it? To make the animal their WILLING sex slave, and the animal would be deliriously happy about it, because you can also stimulate their pleasure centers with it, from a little to a lot. So much so that when the device is taken off their head they BEG to have it put back on!

And what about MORE abuse? Further miniaturizing this thing and controlling PEOPLE with it!!!

The LEFT would do that.

685647a0 No.3748620

Here is the link to the full article about
NEW ANIMAL MIND CONTROL, AMAZING PRECISION, NO SURGERY.
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-mind-controlled-mice-remotely-in-extraordinary-world-first

f2d99e16 No.3748627

File: 1722362020826.gif (4.87 MB, 640x360, mZnQk0.gif)


e99919dd No.3749615

File: 1723151499075.jpg (1.65 MB, 1664x2432, 4e81c695672c86b7edece97819….jpg)

Now that's a full-blown Orgasm Face if I ever saw one.
She wants you to know exactly how she's feeling.
Without shame, without restriction.
Video my face, she says. Close up!!
Fuck, it's like she wants the whole universe to know.
I think maybe she might be addicted to them!

2dac4f40 No.3749624

File: 1723153875012.png (1.76 MB, 1280x1040, 1283480795.klausd_al_hambr….png)

>>3749615
gotta love stupid gasm faces.

e99919dd No.3749678

File: 1723175074797.jpg (1.66 MB, 3840x5568, fd15a18d9ec6aaf1f500448412….jpg)


a8926d82 No.3749689

File: 1723196338858.jpg (1.69 MB, 1600x1751, 1672283466848.jpg)


12527e2a No.3749814

File: 1723268166324.jpg (1.03 MB, 1920x1275, RzDlQy1.jpg)

>>3749624
The Panda's Pleasure,

07256204 No.3749817

>>3749615
Yep. You've never seen one. Keep whacking off to your manga little man

2dac4f40 No.3749828

File: 1723278413533.gif (19.19 KB, 221x220, 5c232753446c9d75e268687f59….gif)

>>3749817
leave the guy alone, I've fucked everything and in between, sex with humans is overrated.

2dac4f40 No.3749829

File: 1723278625143.png (2.96 MB, 1536x1536, b73bd00fc54148db5e2dccab49….png)

also inb4 bestiality, I have never fucked an animal. I totally would if it was like obviously wanting it, but yeah, Ive never had that happen.

To animals, I'm a weird gross hairless monster that's missing two legs, and has the mysterious powers. Totally not sexy.

7a207ca4 No.3749843

>>3749615
That's not an O face you retard

7a207ca4 No.3749844

>>3749829
Bruh, you fuck your dog.

c61262a6 No.3749866

>>3749844
you could make your 3D print out your pet into a mold like candy.
>>3749561

c61262a6 No.3749867

File: 1723309861450-0.jpg (51.92 KB, 768x768, Gustaf-s-Beagles-Sweet-Fru….jpg)

File: 1723309861450-1.jpg (63.27 KB, 1080x1080, image_3eba65c6-c44c-4f34-b….jpg)

>>3749866
Think if it as 3D printing your dog's skeleton and adding the mold and cast for candy gelatin and you have a ballistic candy gelitin dog candy. your dog starts humping it.

c61262a6 No.3749868

File: 1723310019441-0.jpg (279.37 KB, 1917x1076, original.jpg)

File: 1723310019441-1.jpg (25.94 KB, 480x480, ballisticgelrabbitwithinte….jpg)

>>3749867
Could not find a dog skeleton with ballistic gel on google it sucks.

2dac4f40 No.3749903

File: 1723347996783.jpg (101.5 KB, 850x945, 0aadf2dfaf29a6397b38f2c4d3….jpg)

>>3749844
my dog is neutered, and a death machine. He barely tolerates me putting my leg on him in bed, let alone a sexual act. He'd probably murderlate me if I tried.

2dac4f40 No.3749904

File: 1723348671756.png (5.67 MB, 2048x2048, 061bda0058fa9889e95c5e7f0a….png)

>>3749903
his main hobbies… terrorizing anything that dares approach his yard, stealing my spot, forcing me to pet him, and being a creeper.

9352e98b No.3749931

File: 1723389155340.jpg (162.15 KB, 632x889, seafoodheaven.jpg)

>>3749904
In that case, I'll include him in my prayers for you tonight.

d6259411 No.3750042

>>3749931

INSALLAH ALLAH AKBAAAH

…..or….wrong God?…….

29ad05f9 No.3750063

>>3749904
negro legoshi

9352e98b No.3750073

File: 1723548466500.jpg (101.28 KB, 581x799, OhU.jpg)

>>3750042
Islam, hinduism and today's "jewdaism" are devil religions, my prayers are Christian - besides, only the true God loves dogs. :3

9352e98b No.3750317

File: 1723731927648.jpg (871.86 KB, 2500x1756, downnotout.jpg)

>>3749904
HEY STEAM!
My prayers helping yet? You drinking and killing yourself less yet? I don't want you to suffer.

It would make me happy if you would listen to some of the sermons of 2 pastors, both with several PhDs and both were long time university lecturers, and both have a long history of strong principles and courage.

You seem to enjoy being challenged by brainy people, and I'd like your observations about what they're saying, based on your own understanding of the Bible which you said you know very well.

deff05e8 No.3753270

File: 1726036477490-0.png (2.82 MB, 1560x1208, c6deb0bace50d9547c0223ff97….png)

File: 1726036477490-1.png (2.9 MB, 1560x1208, 4c56bda089a1a55ce906574d42….png)

WereWolf be like,
"Hurrrr, the things you find sitting around in the woods."

a996fb93 No.3753316

File: 1726082003457-0.jpg (135.18 KB, 750x750, wildlife camera 1.jpg)

File: 1726082003457-1.jpg (561.43 KB, 1484x2078, wildlife camera 2.jpg)

File: 1726082003457-2.jpg (390.71 KB, 1500x1500, wildlife camera 4.jpg)

File: 1726082003457-3.jpg (79.45 KB, 650x434, wildlife photographer.jpg)

File: 1726082003457-4.jpg (1.54 MB, 6720x3780, best-wildlife-camera_0.jpg)

>>3753270
There's a reason that breeding mount was placed there. His private act was recorded in HD from six different angles and will be shown on TV nature programs forever.

75936234 No.3753709

File: 1726346066916.png (3.09 MB, 1920x1088, 3e5928e46e60baa803fd4cece0….png)

But you're still cumming really hard anyway, aren't ya.

75936234 No.3753902

File: 1726507015584.png (1.46 MB, 832x1216, b026f5430665fab8d8c053dba1….png)

Keeping in line with the odd furry things theme….
Reptiles don't produce milk, so he has never tasted it. He is curious about what it tastes like, so he is trying to coax her into letting him sample some.

Is this hot?

75936234 No.3753915

File: 1726512317120.jpeg (7.06 KB, 184x274, images (63).jpeg)

Nude gorilla couple dancing together upright in the nude.
This is beautiful, I never even knew they were capable of this.
Look also how they use their strange feet to balance with, as their weight shifts around.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2Ykndt2m8AI?si=N1iMRIjX86nodxEq

75936234 No.3754322

File: 1726918827264.jpg (2.63 MB, 4096x4096, b84a4055b4e2f6bc63254d1b8d….jpg)

Would you find it hot if a furry (any species) flashed the inside of their sheath at you, spreading the opening wide like a pussy so that you can see down inside? That's the tip of his penis you see down there in the middle. And he's not just teasing you, he's ready for docking!
What makes this odd and unusual is you don't see this subject much, but I find it hot.
Do you?

1cdaad52 No.3754606

File: 1727262904608-0.jpg (16.04 KB, 345x288, StalkingCat.jpg)

File: 1727262904609-1.jpeg (59.61 KB, 960x640, 3965aa4e-9246-11ed-af6f-0….jpeg)

File: 1727262904609-2.jpg (27.5 KB, 234x328, StalkingCat2008.jpg)

File: 1727262904609-3.jpeg (9.81 KB, 195x258, images (70).jpeg)

File: 1727262904609-4.jpg (44.64 KB, 540x612, gettyimages-1264840500-612….jpg)

Anyone remember this guy, Stalking Cat?
He was actually a Trans, but not a transgender, a Trans-SPECIES.
Actually showing up at Furry Conventions and so on.
He had all kinds of irreversible body modifications done, because he wanted to be a CAT.
Then one day he woke up, looked in the mirror, realized what he had done to himself, then picked up a pistol and committed suicide.
Sound familiar?
He would have had better luck spending all that money on a deluxe fur suit, and been a lot better looking, too.
I guess the lesson here is never do something to yourself that you can't undo. A Fur suit, you can undo just by taking it off.

You can read all about him here, it's pretty fascinating.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat

7a207ca4 No.3754609

>>3754606
Yep, met him at anthrocon many years ago. He was actually a nice guy to talk with

92a96f1d No.3754610

>>3754606
hideous. absolute parody of a tiger, i would have killed myself too.
the surgeons that helped ruin his face should all be in prison.

439607fb No.3754651

I remember Stalking Cat on the show Ripley's Believe It Or Not in 2001 which I thought was cool & made me think of another cheaper way to make me look like a snow leopard cat even though I tried to do it last year but didn't work.

d1dfcca7 No.3754652

You will never be a real tiger. You have no claws, you have no whiskers, you have no fur. You are an obese man twisted by tattoos and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

1cdaad52 No.3754743

File: 1727467890351.jpg (83.54 KB, 1024x682, 89735928.jpg)

Check this out, guy enters a bear's den to have a look and the bear returns while he's in there!!!
https://youtu.be/3MXT8w17IUw?si=msq7I9i0FYnYe4ji

77b6bdcf No.3754746

>>3754743

That bear should have raped him hard in his bunghole for trespassing!

While live stream is running

c61262a6 No.3754749

File: 1727474743781.png (6.3 MB, 3840x2160, b5ec31accedd608c69625f12cd….png)


c61262a6 No.3754750

File: 1727475018358.png (1.36 MB, 1008x824, 9e2eaec68c7f501fb55b3d1cc0….png)


c9dd41ad No.3754810

File: 1727554233321.jpg (80.42 KB, 570x630, il_570xN.3252307040_8b13.jpg)

What kind of animal is this?

6ece2853 No.3754815

>>3754810

P. rex

2dac4f40 No.3754853

>>3754815
thats actually kinda funny.

a55b1012 No.3754857

File: 1727619167771.jpg (111.66 KB, 1024x703, Bolt_Poisoned_well_no.jpg)

>>3754853
Hey Steam!
Forgot to tell you that I read some positive things about a herbal plant that could help you, and it's not Mary-jew-Anna. If you'd like, I'll look into it some more.
Have you seen some lectures yet?
I should be around in 11 hours or so.

32df2c51 No.3754926

File: 1727716798859.jpg (86.18 KB, 280x227, Marsupial_280.jpg)

Woman finds a tiny living thing in her back yard that she doesn't know what it is.
But she decides to try and save it.
Watch what happens next, you'll be amazed.

https://youtube.com/shorts/x1BKQib8u2E?si=6iUp9960Fg-UWYs0

6b4120f7 No.3754929

>>3754810
It's the penisaurass

32df2c51 No.3754943

>>3754929
And you just know that somebody here will be more interested in it's FEET.

bc6fb328 No.3756442

File: 1728982683952.png (1.35 MB, 744x1048, 57998ab0e1cf17feefe6c661b6….png)

Were Sheep, beware the WereSheep!
Who would want a WereSheep?
Who could love a WereSheep?

7a207ca4 No.3756446

>>3756442
I kinda want to fuck it

60b845a4 No.3756455

>>3754926
she shoved it up her vagina

6b4120f7 No.3756519

>>3754929
It was last seen leaving your house, is your tailhole ok?

2cf3c1f9 No.3756534

File: 1729043495156.jpg (54.05 KB, 500x502, 7fxtsa.jpg)


bc6fb328 No.3756587

File: 1729093951473-0.png (1.5 MB, 1200x1200, 32b947881b42335a08458bb6de….png)

File: 1729093951473-1.png (1.91 MB, 1200x1200, 37fa69d79e1795ca36a70720fb….png)

Ohhh…
Horse Dick Nipples and
Canine Dick Nipples,
How Exotic!!

c61262a6 No.3756593

>>3756587
So true that ai art and quantum mechanics could be a near reality!
>>3756575
>>3756576

bc6fb328 No.3756670

File: 1729182719396-0.png (2.78 MB, 1400x1800, 466d37c8fd0e4a3ae5537287e0….png)

File: 1729182719396-1.png (3.47 MB, 1400x1800, 3fbe8c51c986660b42cf991714….png)

Do they?

bc6fb328 No.3756781

File: 1729262576361.png (1.8 MB, 1200x1200, d5e4a457d9760670894ad2c092….png)

Do they ejaculate….. Milk?
Do they feel good when they do, like a… TitGasm?

bc6fb328 No.3757014

File: 1729422996208-0.jpg (23.4 KB, 292x450, ryqfzgc4vwq01.jpg)

File: 1729422996208-1.jpg (26 KB, 500x282, https___prod.static9.net.a….jpg)

File: 1729422996208-2.jpg (392.39 KB, 2306x3072, Thylacine_3x4.jpg)

File: 1729422996208-3.png (183.67 KB, 490x341, thylacine-drawing-1.png)

File: 1729422996208-4.jpg (33.87 KB, 465x279, 4096.jpg)

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE:
https://dailygalaxy.com/2024/10/genetic-discovery-tasmanian-tiger-revival/

These creatures has so many unusual traits about them, such as the way they could drop their lower jaw open 90 degrees (picture). And they didn't go extinct on their own, humans killed them off because they interfered with their sheep farming.

bc6fb328 No.3757533

File: 1729839900717.jpg (1.17 MB, 2048x3072, c09dcf8bbfdc0cf199f8cb3480….jpg)

Old granny werewolf enjoying the sensation of maggots crawling all over her stinking pubic area.

c780f492 No.3757983

File: 1730264088756.jpg (294.74 KB, 1920x1080, c83b2546df4bc97af5fcc0f66d….jpg)

These are dildos, shaped like a bear's penis.
They are the most anatomically correct ones I've ever seen.
Except for the length, they should be at least twice as long.

For educational purposes only
(Of course).

c3286de7 No.3758077

>>3757983
Have a link to where the designer of this can be found?

c780f492 No.3758091

>>3758077
Unfortunately no, and I can't tell anything from the signature on the image, but, you could try a reverse-image search (and try more than one, they do not all give the same results).

Whoever designed these has unprecedented first hand knowledge of a bear's penis, the kind you cannot get from just the images that are available online. See that "bulge" in the center of the head? That's not just a weird shape, that is actually the end of the penis bone bulging up making that look that way. And see that "cleft" in the center of it? Raccoons have that very same "split" on the end of their penis bone, which proves bears and raccoons are distant relatives. It's quite fascinating to study all this.

28768c91 No.3758098

File: 1730386012563-0.jpg (440.69 KB, 1600x1062, 1443172591661-1.jpg)

File: 1730386012563-1.jpg (265.09 KB, 640x960, 6699028457_febb5aebd7_b.jpg)

File: 1730386012563-2.png (145.29 KB, 320x240, vlcsnap_2011_02_19_14h01m4….png)

>>3758091
Or, you know… They could just have good reference images.

6b4120f7 No.3758147

>>3758091
You seem to have a lot of knowledge of bear cock

c780f492 No.3758158

>>3758147
Well, I do like them a lot, and try to learn all I can about them.
They are distant relatives to dogs and raccoons.
All 3 species have a similar looking ejaculate as well.
Bear and raccoon and dog cum all look almost the same, thin and watery. Even though they became different species long long ago, there are still some similarities that they share.
During the ice age, there were raccoons nearly as big as bears, researchers know this from bones they have found.

c780f492 No.3758160

>>3758078
At first I was going to say "convergent evolution" (look that up) but quickly realized that Pit Bulls didn't exist while Thylacines were evolving… Neither did poodles, or chihuahua's, or Yorkies, PEOPLE made those!!

Despite the resemblance, which is probably mostly superficial, Thylacines are not related to canines at all. They are actually more like a kind of giant possum, a marsupial, with a pouch, and their penis probably resembled that of a kangaroo, and with the balls in front of the dick like that also. Maybe we'll find out, if they are successful in cloning one.

As for their attitude and disposition I cannot say, although people who actually saw the last one alive in a zoo, named Benjamin, I think it was around 1932, claimed he seemed to be a "good-natured fellow."

dbb82e81 No.3758169


21ae5345 No.3758772

File: 1731674965870.png (2.91 MB, 1024x1400, c60c9e458a616b5747299b2848….png)

Aren't they pretty?
My EARS?

21ae5345 No.3758834

File: 1731752105974.jpg (100.2 KB, 1024x984, 10_toes_by_mrmanipulator-d….jpg)

Let's see some human feet that have odd and bizarre deformities… Birth defects, in other words. Some are quite interesting.

a2854fb2 No.3762015

File: 1734593429128.png (809.48 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20241219-022217.png)

Who would be such a dummy as to get that close?
"Oh, he's shot, so it's ok, he'll just stay in the tree."
or, "Bear's Revenge" (post-mortem)

60b845a4 No.3762025

>>3762015
dropbears

a2854fb2 No.3762079

File: 1734648438899.png (2.37 MB, 1536x1024, 5745419778b100cc3836cefe58….png)

Who wants to bet he's about to blow his cock snot all over the ground just from doing this?

b1aa2a8b No.3762104

File: 1734684530089.jpg (914.91 KB, 1533x2000, bec1f1fe7335fdfc8676201611….jpg)

>>3762079
>cock snot
That's snot funny.



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