a8926d82 No.3710950[Last 50 Posts]
Scantily clad 'witches' caught munching on deer carcass in bizarre security cam footage.
A nurse and nature lover in Canada reportedly captured footage of what she said appeared to be "two witches holding a carcass-eating ritual" with a camera she set up near her home.
"I don’t know what the heck was up with that," Corinea Stanhope, 36, of Powell River, British Columbia, told Kennedy News. "It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day."
After coming across a deer carcass in a garden on her property, Stanhope said she set up the camera to surveil any animals that might take interest in the dead deer.
"Me and my grandpa put up a trail camera to see if we could see animals, and we got a bobcat [on camera], which was pretty cool," she said, adding that her 76-year-old grandfather, Bob, was horrified when he checked the footage and saw what appeared to be scantily clad women chomping down on the rotting, maggot-infested carcass at night.
"I came the next day, and grandpa said he'd got naked people on the camera, and I said, 'No, you didn't. Bullshit.' So, he showed me," she said.
Stanhope noted to the outlet that the apparent carcass-eaters emerged about 10 minutes after sunset, looking "disheveled" and like they were wearing wigs.
"You can't really tell from the photos, but the hoof was brought right up to their mouths as if they were smelling it," she said. "Well, I don't know if she was kissing it, smelling or eating it, but to touch a decaying carcass like that makes me feel sick – the amount of bacteria that must have been on there."
"Maybe they were paying their respects, but they were naked," she added.
Social media erupted after Stanhope posted the photos online, with some claiming it was a prank and others speculating there was a satanic or other paranormal element at work.
"That's basically a walking demon from hell," one user wrote. "If you hear screaming stay inside and get a gun you leave it alone."
Others theorized that the figures were "skinwalkers" or "wendigos," both of which are malevolent supernatural entities associated with Native American folklore.
a8926d82 No.3710951
Representatives from the Hangzhou Zoo in eastern China are denying that their sun bears are really humans dressed in costume — and insisted that these are actually bears.
"Some people think I stand like a person," the Hangzhou Zoo wrote, as if in a sun bear's voice. "It seems you don't understand me very well."
A video of a bear standing on its hind legs and waving went viral on Chinese social media in late July, said Reuters.
Despite the zoo's denial that the bears are humans, tourists have been "flocking" to the zoo to decide for themselves, reported Reuters.
Visitors to the zoo have increased by about 30% since the video was posted, said Chinese news source Chao News.
"After seeing this bear standing up on the internet, I wanted to see how it looks in real life, so I came here," said a man with the surname You, who explained he had only half-believed the video he saw online, as Chao News also reported.
Chinese media will be given access to the bears to confirm that they are actually bears, the Associated Press reported.
"Because of the way they stand, some people online question whether they are ‘humans in disguise,’" said the Chinese newspaper Hangzhou Daily.
The Hangzhou Zoo further noted that the extreme temperatures would make it physically impossible for a human to wear a bear suit for a long period of time.
"Our zoo is government-run, so that kind of situation would not happen," said a staffer at the Hangzhou Zoo said on its WeChat account.
WeChat is a Chinese social app.
In the summer, given the very hot temperatures, "if you put on a fur suit, you certainly couldn't last more than a few minutes without lying down," said the zoo.
While Angela the bear's loose skin was cited by some as a reason they believed the bear was a person in an ill-fitting costume, sun bears actually have loose skin.
The loose skin is a way the bear can protect itself from predators.
Along with its claws and teeth, "if a predator were to latch on during a struggle, the sun bear can turn in its loose skin and bite its attacker," said the San Diego Zoo.
While the zoo is staying firm that Angela is indeed a sun bear, Chinese zoos have made headlines in the past for passing one animal off as another, noted the Associated Press.
This included a dog that was dyed to resemble a wolf, a Tibetan mastiff that was said to be a lion — and a donkey that was painted with stripes to look like a zebra.
2e2a3764 No.3710958
white people doing pranks and saying its someone else because they have kinks, see ya later.
82856f28 No.3710997
>>3710950Seems obvious that it's staged by whoever set up the camera.
afbdba46 No.3710999
God I hate trailcamfags.
I can't even make love to my dog at night on a closed hiking trail without one of these faggots recording me.
b94508a8 No.3711015
>>3710990It's really not a guy in a bear costume. If you watch the video instead of just looking at the still images you can see the creature's spine bend in a way that humans can not do.
5c8737d6 No.3711099
>>3711015One way for sure to tell
If it's a human or an actual bear,
would be if you could somehow
get close enough to them to smell their feet.
That way you would know for sure
If it's a human or really a bear.
92a96f1d No.3711110
>>3711038This species has to be the result of a human fucking a bear, surely
44f8c32c No.3711141
>>3711133Why are you emphasizing that the tongue is prehensile? All tongues are.
a8926d82 No.3711142
>>3711141I dunno, my caps key stuck maybe?
True but not all prehensile tongues are that long.
These are not normal bears, something has caused them to evolve in weird ways.
For instance, look how the EARS are on the SIDES of the head, almost where human ears would be, instead of on the TOP of the head like other bears.
But they are not primates, they are BEARS.
f36c2c20 No.3711159
>>3711142I'm not a fan of bears, but I wouldn't mind getting some rimming action off of that
a8926d82 No.3711279
>>3710951I find this interesting because to me the 'perfect' fursuit would be one where most of the people that see it WOULD NOT BE SURE if it was actually some living creature or not.
Are there any fursuits like this, any examples of them, where they appear so lifelike that some people will mistake them for being alive?
It can be any kind of creature really, and I'm pretty sure people would look at the head the most, so that would have to seem very real, with natural eye, mouth, and facial movements.
Do any such fursuits exist, or has anyone ever tried to build such a thing to such detail, and how would it work?
A lot of the realism would also probably depend on the human inside being a great actor and not seeming too human.
Thanks!
1968fca4 No.3711459
Bears are ugly and have ugly feet
f36c2c20 No.3711460
>>3711459feet are ugly in general
b5271805 No.3711578
>>3711566They're all ugly
a8926d82 No.3711765
>>3711566I did some searching and found the original of that image.
It was taken in ultra high resolution,
which means it showed even more details of the feet than ever.
So here you go.
Yes, yes, I can smell them now.
There's nothing else like it.
b60ce0f4 No.3718402
>>3711765I suspect aphrodisiac rivers contained in the CAVEATS of the male bear's FEET.
Let them dry out and to be filled with your white rivers, instead. Maybe with transparent rivers, called PRECUM.
5850fe24 No.3720791
>>3720755It's a form of force puberty to young boys. The exposed "head" causing stimulation to kickstart their adolescence and the main reason why it's considered as passage to adulthood in most culture. Reason because boys who haven't reach adolescence is considered as femboi and they want them to "mature" quickly as girls that had their first period at an early age compare to boys.
It's just happens that they found out that cut people has low chance of having std. And the excuse to prevent them from jacking off is a literal bullshit.
It's the opposite of female circumcision, where the clit is completely cut off, preventing them from having a sexual urges. Imagine having sex while being dry.
d8a862dd No.3720964
>>3720791This is a video where a guy pays somebody he knows who is not a doctor to circumcise him
I like the way his long foreskin jiggles and dances and bounces around while his cock is being handled until it doesn't anymore because it's dying.
https://motherless.com/39971CCI heard the guy that performed this was arrested after this video became public.
In my opinion, he circumcised the guy WAY TOO HIGH.
You think so?
a8926d82 No.3721083
Just think how much cuter North American Forests would be if this little critter had survived.
Long ago, a true primate made North America’s forests its home, named Ekgmowechashala from the Sioux words for “little cat man”. New research helps explain its origins.
READ FULL ARTICLE:
https://www.iflscience.com/origins-of-last-pre-human-primate-to-inhabit-north-america-explained-71425 c5f94671 No.3721084
>>3720791Sorry bro. You're just a weird pervert. Just be a perverted freak. It's allowed in current year. You don't need to waste time with all these mental gymnastics. You'll have more time to hang out at the gay bathhouse, where you belong.
248f10eb No.3721148
>>3721137I don't see what faith has to do with that post.
d8a862dd No.3721583
Genegineers have created a real GeneFuck this time, a monkey that has bizarre green glowing eyes and has green glowing fingertips — like E.T.
Because they could.
READ ARTICLE HERE:
https://scitechdaily.com/not-sci-fi-anymore-worlds-first-live-birth-chimeric-monkey-glows-green/ 02bdae11 No.3721608
>>3721583They already created the wuhan virus, why not a glowing monkey?
02bdae11 No.3721609
>>3721608wake me up when they make wolf femboys with 16 tits and cute little dicks.
3bf030a4 No.3721619
>>3721610What if they make something that looks like Aufy with animal ears, paws and a tail?
02bdae11 No.3721623
>>3721619wait to wake me up until they don't.
ef9cef2d No.3723654
>>3723648athens maybe would
f4613b5a No.3726626
>>3726617Here comes the woods, and where there's woods, there's shade.
*Sings*
Oh, what pretty flowers!
*Sniff*
This is where I'll rest.
What is that marvelous fragrance that's so captivating?
The Pond Monster - page 2
А вот и лес, а где лес, там и тенёк.
*Напевает мелодию*
О, какие красивые цветочки!
*Нюх*
Здесь-то я и отдохну.
Что это за дивный аромат, который так пленяет?
Прудовый монстр - страница 2
035d6c9b No.3726639
>>3726626I reason something about fuck me in my sweet cookie
b49da2ab No.3730323
>>3730218This would make a great wallpaper if there's a version without the hands.
6b4120f7 No.3734124
>>3730323What the fuck is wrong with you
2dac4f40 No.3737562
>>3734066every time i see one of these feral glory hole pics, I always like to imagine that the guy on the other side has no idea he's committing bestiality.
I'd never do something like that, I consider sex a very intimate, trusting act. Plus I don't like the idea of having std's or whatever politically correct acronym they're using now.
The concept is really sexy though.
2dac4f40 No.3737565
Pussies pump out babies, dicks put out babies into pussies, and assholes are for pleasure.
My uncle told me that during my sex talk when I was 5. Its basic knowledge.
2dac4f40 No.3737567
>>3737565thats why Satan gave both men and women anuses when she created us, its so everyone can experience sex the same way. Its like none of you ever even had the talk.
a9b4bcf9 No.3738073
>>3738068"It turns out, the hairless visitor was actually a northern raccoon. The frightened little girl was suffering from a condition that caused her to lose her fur.
“[She] has a condition called alopecia — or, more simply, hair loss,” the rescue wrote in the post. “She's actually completely bald.”
According to Hope For Wildlife, though this condition is often caused by “parasites, mange or fungal infections,” the raccoon seems to have relatively healthy skin.
Luckily, this raccoon, now affectionately named Rufus, according to CBC News, has had no trouble making friends with other rescue raccoons.
2dac4f40 No.3738075
>>3738073That term "rescue" gets tossed around way too much. Its been the better part of a decade since I've met anyone who doesn't brag that their pet is a "rescue."
I bought my dog from a breeder, and everyone thinks I'm so cruel when there are dogs in the pound that can be adopted. Yet I'm one of the few people who have unlimited health insurance for their doggo. I'm such a cruel and unthoughtful pet owner.
Not going to lie though, this episode of rick and morty is why I got said insurance.
2dac4f40 No.3738078
>>3738075When my mom had to pay over 10k for a surgery on her dog, and was whining. I was just like…
But yeah, im the bad guy because I choose to invest in preventing problems, instead of waiting for them to arise and suddenly throw a hissy fit.
06e877fe No.3738102
>>3738080Source? "empty_eyes canine black_fur solo" wasn't finding it.
e7577cd5 No.3747354
Bears do all kinds of weird and crazy shit, but how odd and bizarre would it be to come home and find one that had grown accustomed to people snoozing on your lawn, and not only having a sex dream (of fucking a human maybe?) but ejaculating with his foot held up in the air to give you a full view of EVERYTHING?
Well if you were a zoophile, you'd probably think either YOU were dreaming, or had maybe better go buy a lottery ticket since your luck was so good!
But that's exactly what happened to this guy in Pennsylvania, and he was able to capture it with his cellphone.
Supposedly there is a video of this, where you can hear the bear groaning, and see him thrusting his hips, then he ejaculates in about 12 or 14 pulses and you can see the muscles in his belly and thighs rippling and his TaiHole clenching repeatedly as you witness his cum actually squirting out of his penis!
If anyone has the video of this, please upload it!!
91e0a35a No.3747404
>>3747354I guess that lawn was really comfy.
What would happen if he discovers the Lure of the couch in the house ? ?
08e85e2a No.3747417
>>3747354fuck man…. im gunna nut… i'd of given him a hand and a mouth. set up a few cameras and stream that shit
"Your honor… I thought he was Russian!"
"…sure didn't taste Russian…"
jesus.. this gave me a boner… i can almost smell his musk from here…
I… I'm turning into a bearrrraaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!! -vigourously paws off, waiting for the next human to help grow our bear tribe… jerking off on human's lawns till they cum with us…
i wonder if bear cum tastes like honey
ahhhh… furverted fantasy. fucking furries, how do they work?
FUCH DEINE BEAR REICHT IM DAS BUSSY
2bcc8939 No.3747501
Hey, I found something REALLY bizarre and unusual, a couple of women in Thailand playing with Elephant's dicks!
I know there's users here that would love to see these gals having fun playing with these big grey whoppers, but I am reading that movies like that are no longer allowed to be posted here.
But what about LINKS?
Am I allowed simply to LINK to them??
That is my question, ok thank you
0112e4e5 No.3747530
>>3747501You can post it here.
0112e4e5 No.3747531
>>3747530And by this I mean you can either link it,
or post it here directly. 7d70beeb No.3747616
>>3738075>when there are dogs in the pound that can be adoptedstop neutering/spaying them and we'll talk about adopting. Before that - no and this choice will not change.
t. practicing zoophile huskyfucker
9352e98b No.3747617
>>3747616Same resident huskyfucker from over 10 years ago? One would have thought you'd have grown out of that phase by now. Just saiyan.
f73085d2 No.3747646
>>3747616Is the husky male or female?
07256204 No.3749817
>>3749615Yep. You've never seen one. Keep whacking off to your manga little man
7a207ca4 No.3749843
>>3749615That's not an O face you retard
7a207ca4 No.3749844
>>3749829Bruh, you fuck your dog.
c61262a6 No.3749866
>>3749844you could make your 3D print out your pet into a mold like candy.
>>3749561 d6259411 No.3750042
>>3749931INSALLAH ALLAH AKBAAAH
…..or….wrong God?…….
9352e98b No.3750073
>>3750042Islam, hinduism and today's "jewdaism" are devil religions, my prayers are Christian - besides, only the
true God loves dogs. :3
9352e98b No.3750317
>>3749904HEY STEAM!My prayers helping yet? You drinking and killing yourself
less yet? I don't want you to suffer.
It would make me happy if you would listen to some of the sermons of 2 pastors, both with several PhDs and both were long time university lecturers, and both have a long history of strong principles and courage.
You seem to enjoy being challenged by brainy people, and I'd like your observations about what they're saying, based on your own understanding of the Bible which you said you know very well.
75936234 No.3753915
Nude gorilla couple dancing together upright in the nude.
This is beautiful, I never even knew they were capable of this.
Look also how they use their strange feet to balance with, as their weight shifts around.
https://youtube.com/shorts/2Ykndt2m8AI?si=N1iMRIjX86nodxEq 1cdaad52 No.3754606
Anyone remember this guy, Stalking Cat?
He was actually a Trans, but not a transgender, a Trans-SPECIES.
Actually showing up at Furry Conventions and so on.
He had all kinds of irreversible body modifications done, because he wanted to be a CAT.
Then one day he woke up, looked in the mirror, realized what he had done to himself, then picked up a pistol and committed suicide.
Sound familiar?
He would have had better luck spending all that money on a deluxe fur suit, and been a lot better looking, too.
I guess the lesson here is never do something to yourself that you can't undo. A Fur suit, you can undo just by taking it off.
You can read all about him here, it's pretty fascinating.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat 7a207ca4 No.3754609
>>3754606Yep, met him at anthrocon many years ago. He was actually a nice guy to talk with
92a96f1d No.3754610
>>3754606hideous. absolute parody of a tiger, i would have killed myself too.
the surgeons that helped ruin his face should all be in prison.
439607fb No.3754651
I remember Stalking Cat on the show Ripley's Believe It Or Not in 2001 which I thought was cool & made me think of another cheaper way to make me look like a snow leopard cat even though I tried to do it last year but didn't work.
d1dfcca7 No.3754652
You will never be a real tiger. You have no claws, you have no whiskers, you have no fur. You are an obese man twisted by tattoos and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
77b6bdcf No.3754746
>>3754743That bear should have raped him hard in his bunghole for trespassing!
While live stream is running
2dac4f40 No.3754853
>>3754815thats actually kinda funny.
a55b1012 No.3754857
>>3754853Hey Steam!Forgot to tell you that I read some positive things about a herbal plant that could help you, and it's
not Mary-jew-Anna. If you'd like, I'll look into it some more.
Have you seen some lectures yet?
I should be around in 11 hours or so.
32df2c51 No.3754926
Woman finds a tiny living thing in her back yard that she doesn't know what it is.
But she decides to try and save it.
Watch what happens next, you'll be amazed.
https://youtube.com/shorts/x1BKQib8u2E?si=6iUp9960Fg-UWYs0 6b4120f7 No.3754929
>>3754810It's the penisaurass
32df2c51 No.3754943
>>3754929And you just know that somebody here will be more interested in it's FEET.
7a207ca4 No.3756446
>>3756442I kinda want to fuck it
60b845a4 No.3756455
>>3754926she shoved it up her vagina
6b4120f7 No.3756519
>>3754929It was last seen leaving your house, is your tailhole ok?
c61262a6 No.3756593
>>3756587So true that ai art and quantum mechanics could be a near reality!
>>3756575>>3756576 08e85e2a No.3756597
>>3756587needs more shitting dick-nipples
bc6fb328 No.3757014
READ FULL ARTICLE HERE:
https://dailygalaxy.com/2024/10/genetic-discovery-tasmanian-tiger-revival/These creatures has so many unusual traits about them, such as the way they could drop their lower jaw open 90 degrees (picture). And they didn't go extinct on their own, humans killed them off because they interfered with their sheep farming.
c3286de7 No.3758077
>>3757983Have a link to where the designer of this can be found?
08e85e2a No.3758078
>>3757014they look like fucking cat/pitbulls and mustve acted just as shitty too
c780f492 No.3758091
>>3758077Unfortunately no, and I can't tell anything from the signature on the image, but, you could try a reverse-image search (and try more than one, they do not all give the same results).
Whoever designed these has unprecedented first hand knowledge of a bear's penis, the kind you cannot get from just the images that are available online. See that "bulge" in the center of the head? That's not just a weird shape, that is actually the end of the penis bone bulging up making that look that way. And see that "cleft" in the center of it? Raccoons have that very same "split" on the end of their penis bone, which proves bears and raccoons are distant relatives. It's quite fascinating to study all this.
6b4120f7 No.3758147
>>3758091You seem to have a lot of knowledge of bear cock
c780f492 No.3758158
>>3758147Well, I do like them a lot, and try to learn all I can about them.
They are distant relatives to dogs and raccoons.
All 3 species have a similar looking ejaculate as well.
Bear and raccoon and dog cum all look almost the same, thin and watery. Even though they became different species long long ago, there are still some similarities that they share.
During the ice age, there were raccoons nearly as big as bears, researchers know this from bones they have found.
c780f492 No.3758160
>>3758078At first I was going to say "convergent evolution" (look that up) but quickly realized that Pit Bulls didn't exist while Thylacines were evolving… Neither did poodles, or chihuahua's, or Yorkies, PEOPLE made those!!
Despite the resemblance, which is probably mostly superficial, Thylacines are not related to canines at all. They are actually more like a kind of giant possum, a marsupial, with a pouch, and their penis probably resembled that of a kangaroo, and with the balls in front of the dick like that also. Maybe we'll find out, if they are successful in cloning one.
As for their attitude and disposition I cannot say, although people who actually saw the last one alive in a zoo, named Benjamin, I think it was around 1932, claimed he seemed to be a "good-natured fellow."
