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a8926d82 No.3710950

Scantily clad 'witches' caught munching on deer carcass in bizarre security cam footage.
A nurse and nature lover in Canada reportedly captured footage of what she said appeared to be "two witches holding a carcass-eating ritual" with a camera she set up near her home.
"I don’t know what the heck was up with that," Corinea Stanhope, 36, of Powell River, British Columbia, told Kennedy News. "It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day."
After coming across a deer carcass in a garden on her property, Stanhope said she set up the camera to surveil any animals that might take interest in the dead deer.
"Me and my grandpa put up a trail camera to see if we could see animals, and we got a bobcat [on camera], which was pretty cool," she said, adding that her 76-year-old grandfather, Bob, was horrified when he checked the footage and saw what appeared to be scantily clad women chomping down on the rotting, maggot-infested carcass at night.
"I came the next day, and grandpa said he'd got naked people on the camera, and I said, 'No, you didn't. Bullshit.' So, he showed me," she said.
Stanhope noted to the outlet that the apparent carcass-eaters emerged about 10 minutes after sunset, looking "disheveled" and like they were wearing wigs.
"You can't really tell from the photos, but the hoof was brought right up to their mouths as if they were smelling it," she said. "Well, I don't know if she was kissing it, smelling or eating it, but to touch a decaying carcass like that makes me feel sick – the amount of bacteria that must have been on there."
"Maybe they were paying their respects, but they were naked," she added.
Social media erupted after Stanhope posted the photos online, with some claiming it was a prank and others speculating there was a satanic or other paranormal element at work.
"That's basically a walking demon from hell," one user wrote. "If you hear screaming stay inside and get a gun you leave it alone."
Others theorized that the figures were "skinwalkers" or "wendigos," both of which are malevolent supernatural entities associated with Native American folklore.

a8926d82 No.3710951

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Representatives from the Hangzhou Zoo in eastern China are denying that their sun bears are really humans dressed in costume — and insisted that these are actually bears.
"Some people think I stand like a person," the Hangzhou Zoo wrote, as if in a sun bear's voice. "It seems you don't understand me very well."
A video of a bear standing on its hind legs and waving went viral on Chinese social media in late July, said Reuters.
Despite the zoo's denial that the bears are humans, tourists have been "flocking" to the zoo to decide for themselves, reported Reuters.
Visitors to the zoo have increased by about 30% since the video was posted, said Chinese news source Chao News.
"After seeing this bear standing up on the internet, I wanted to see how it looks in real life, so I came here," said a man with the surname You, who explained he had only half-believed the video he saw online, as Chao News also reported.
Chinese media will be given access to the bears to confirm that they are actually bears, the Associated Press reported.
"Because of the way they stand, some people online question whether they are ‘humans in disguise,’" said the Chinese newspaper Hangzhou Daily.
The Hangzhou Zoo further noted that the extreme temperatures would make it physically impossible for a human to wear a bear suit for a long period of time.
"Our zoo is government-run, so that kind of situation would not happen," said a staffer at the Hangzhou Zoo said on its WeChat account.
WeChat is a Chinese social app.
In the summer, given the very hot temperatures, "if you put on a fur suit, you certainly couldn't last more than a few minutes without lying down," said the zoo.
While Angela the bear's loose skin was cited by some as a reason they believed the bear was a person in an ill-fitting costume, sun bears actually have loose skin.
The loose skin is a way the bear can protect itself from predators.
Along with its claws and teeth, "if a predator were to latch on during a struggle, the sun bear can turn in its loose skin and bite its attacker," said the San Diego Zoo.
While the zoo is staying firm that Angela is indeed a sun bear, Chinese zoos have made headlines in the past for passing one animal off as another, noted the Associated Press.
This included a dog that was dyed to resemble a wolf, a Tibetan mastiff that was said to be a lion — and a donkey that was painted with stripes to look like a zebra.

2e2a3764 No.3710958

white people doing pranks and saying its someone else because they have kinks, see ya later.

f36c2c20 No.3710990

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if you have to deny that you are a guy in a bear costume… chances are you are a guy in a bear costume.

be247e67 No.3710992

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Not everything is satanism, people love to assume that. But pagan and wicca exist too. Hell, maybe they're following some native american bs, or 4chan shitpost.

Still eating rotten corpse is dumb, though there are people that love eating road kill… Why? Beats me.

82856f28 No.3710997

Seems obvious that it's staged by whoever set up the camera.

afbdba46 No.3710999

God I hate trailcamfags.

I can't even make love to my dog at night on a closed hiking trail without one of these faggots recording me.

82856f28 No.3711008

b94508a8 No.3711015

It's really not a guy in a bear costume. If you watch the video instead of just looking at the still images you can see the creature's spine bend in a way that humans can not do.

f36c2c20 No.3711026

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thats just what China WANTS you to believe.

b038295f No.3711038

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Keepers trying to get a Sun Bear into his enclosure….

5c8737d6 No.3711099

One way for sure to tell
If it's a human or an actual bear,
would be if you could somehow
get close enough to them to smell their feet.
That way you would know for sure
If it's a human or really a bear.

92a96f1d No.3711110

This species has to be the result of a human fucking a bear, surely

f36c2c20 No.3711112

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it seems super high. Its like the Choob of bears.

a8926d82 No.3711133

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Apparently being able to stand and move like a human isn't the only thing Sun Bears have going for them, they apparently also have these super crazy long PREHENSILE tongues, to which a female zoophile might say, "yeah baby, clean me out like a beehive". And the French kissing would surely be awesome.
Now, DICK please?

44f8c32c No.3711141

Why are you emphasizing that the tongue is prehensile? All tongues are.

a8926d82 No.3711142

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I dunno, my caps key stuck maybe?
True but not all prehensile tongues are that long.

These are not normal bears, something has caused them to evolve in weird ways.
For instance, look how the EARS are on the SIDES of the head, almost where human ears would be, instead of on the TOP of the head like other bears.
But they are not primates, they are BEARS.

f36c2c20 No.3711159

I'm not a fan of bears, but I wouldn't mind getting some rimming action off of that

a8926d82 No.3711279

I find this interesting because to me the 'perfect' fursuit would be one where most of the people that see it WOULD NOT BE SURE if it was actually some living creature or not.
Are there any fursuits like this, any examples of them, where they appear so lifelike that some people will mistake them for being alive?
It can be any kind of creature really, and I'm pretty sure people would look at the head the most, so that would have to seem very real, with natural eye, mouth, and facial movements.
Do any such fursuits exist, or has anyone ever tried to build such a thing to such detail, and how would it work?
A lot of the realism would also probably depend on the human inside being a great actor and not seeming too human.

f2d99e16 No.3711310

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a8926d82 No.3711447

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The Japanese are so impressed with Sun Bear tongues that they model children's play slides after them, for the children to slide down.

a8926d82 No.3711448

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I'm liking what I see of Sun Bear feet so far, although I think this might be a cub.

1968fca4 No.3711459

Bears are ugly and have ugly feet

f36c2c20 No.3711460

feet are ugly in general

2e311918 No.3711465

Are you a foot?

f36c2c20 No.3711471

its a mystery.

f36c2c20 No.3711472

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Its a reference to Sherlock Holmes if you don't get the joke. The mystery is afoot….

d7867b55 No.3711566

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There are a lot of different species of bears, and they do not all have the exact same style of feet. You can literally choose the ones you like best.

b5271805 No.3711578

They're all ugly

a8926d82 No.3711627

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Is that so?

a8926d82 No.3711656

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If you enlarge the bear's feet you can see all kinds of interesting fine details.

a8926d82 No.3711765

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I did some searching and found the original of that image.
It was taken in ultra high resolution,
which means it showed even more details of the feet than ever.
So here you go.
Yes, yes, I can smell them now.
There's nothing else like it.

f4e3f774 No.3717987

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b60ce0f4 No.3718402

I suspect aphrodisiac rivers contained in the CAVEATS of the male bear's FEET.

Let them dry out and to be filled with your white rivers, instead. Maybe with transparent rivers, called PRECUM.

a8926d82 No.3720749

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23f7e2ab No.3720755

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circumcision is a kike child sacrifice/mutilation ritual

5850fe24 No.3720791

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It's a form of force puberty to young boys. The exposed "head" causing stimulation to kickstart their adolescence and the main reason why it's considered as passage to adulthood in most culture. Reason because boys who haven't reach adolescence is considered as femboi and they want them to "mature" quickly as girls that had their first period at an early age compare to boys.

It's just happens that they found out that cut people has low chance of having std. And the excuse to prevent them from jacking off is a literal bullshit.

It's the opposite of female circumcision, where the clit is completely cut off, preventing them from having a sexual urges. Imagine having sex while being dry.

d8a862dd No.3720964

This is a video where a guy pays somebody he knows who is not a doctor to circumcise him
I like the way his long foreskin jiggles and dances and bounces around while his cock is being handled until it doesn't anymore because it's dying.


I heard the guy that performed this was arrested after this video became public.
In my opinion, he circumcised the guy WAY TOO HIGH.
You think so?

a8926d82 No.3721083

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Just think how much cuter North American Forests would be if this little critter had survived.
Long ago, a true primate made North America’s forests its home, named Ekgmowechashala from the Sioux words for “little cat man”. New research helps explain its origins.


c5f94671 No.3721084

Sorry bro. You're just a weird pervert. Just be a perverted freak. It's allowed in current year. You don't need to waste time with all these mental gymnastics. You'll have more time to hang out at the gay bathhouse, where you belong.

af1dfe4f No.3721085

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>gay bathhouse
>pozz palace

5850fe24 No.3721137

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Yeah sureee. Go ahead and follow that faith of yours instead of the irl logic.

248f10eb No.3721148

I don't see what faith has to do with that post.

5850fe24 No.3721154

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Either you're being anti homo because you're religious nut or you're being insecure because they have big PP than you, because regular people who isn't any of those wouldn't easily bothered if a person is cut or not, not to mention your first opinion is that anyone who criticizes genital mutilation is gay.

d8a862dd No.3721305

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Why does his nose look like a skull?
Except it isn't white.
Someone make it white,
it would look really cool then.

a8926d82 No.3721393

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Tranquil Solitude: A Bear's Summer

Amidst the dappled veil of verdant leaves, she is the epitome of serenity—a symphony of tranquil grace. With a countenance adorned by nature's palette, the gentle sun bestows a soft caress upon her fur, accentuating the hues of amber and chestnut. She reclines upon the mossy embrace of the forest floor, a portrait of repose, as the rustling leaves harmonize with her rhythmic breaths. In this sylvan sanctuary, she embodies both the tranquility of the woodland and the timeless elegance of the wild.

Commission fro DarkRidgeRanger on DA.

d8a862dd No.3721403

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d8a862dd No.3721583

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Genegineers have created a real GeneFuck this time, a monkey that has bizarre green glowing eyes and has green glowing fingertips — like E.T.
Because they could.


3bf030a4 No.3721586

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Boink a Bear Workshop

02bdae11 No.3721608

They already created the wuhan virus, why not a glowing monkey?

02bdae11 No.3721609

wake me up when they make wolf femboys with 16 tits and cute little dicks.

02bdae11 No.3721610

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or big dicks, I'm not picky… I just think little ones are more fun.

Wouldn't even mind a girl if she was bitchy enough.

3bf030a4 No.3721619

What if they make something that looks like Aufy with animal ears, paws and a tail?

02bdae11 No.3721623

wait to wake me up until they don't.

297a6339 No.3722070

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This is what happens to you.

3bf030a4 No.3722106

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