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a8926d82 No.3710950[View All]

Scantily clad 'witches' caught munching on deer carcass in bizarre security cam footage.
A nurse and nature lover in Canada reportedly captured footage of what she said appeared to be "two witches holding a carcass-eating ritual" with a camera she set up near her home.
"I don’t know what the heck was up with that," Corinea Stanhope, 36, of Powell River, British Columbia, told Kennedy News. "It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day."
After coming across a deer carcass in a garden on her property, Stanhope said she set up the camera to surveil any animals that might take interest in the dead deer.
"Me and my grandpa put up a trail camera to see if we could see animals, and we got a bobcat [on camera], which was pretty cool," she said, adding that her 76-year-old grandfather, Bob, was horrified when he checked the footage and saw what appeared to be scantily clad women chomping down on the rotting, maggot-infested carcass at night.
"I came the next day, and grandpa said he'd got naked people on the camera, and I said, 'No, you didn't. Bullshit.' So, he showed me," she said.
Stanhope noted to the outlet that the apparent carcass-eaters emerged about 10 minutes after sunset, looking "disheveled" and like they were wearing wigs.
"You can't really tell from the photos, but the hoof was brought right up to their mouths as if they were smelling it," she said. "Well, I don't know if she was kissing it, smelling or eating it, but to touch a decaying carcass like that makes me feel sick – the amount of bacteria that must have been on there."
"Maybe they were paying their respects, but they were naked," she added.
Social media erupted after Stanhope posted the photos online, with some claiming it was a prank and others speculating there was a satanic or other paranormal element at work.
"That's basically a walking demon from hell," one user wrote. "If you hear screaming stay inside and get a gun you leave it alone."
Others theorized that the figures were "skinwalkers" or "wendigos," both of which are malevolent supernatural entities associated with Native American folklore.
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29ad05f9 No.3750063

>>3749904
negro legoshi

9352e98b No.3750073

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>>3750042
Islam, hinduism and today's "jewdaism" are devil religions, my prayers are Christian - besides, only the true God loves dogs. :3

9352e98b No.3750317

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>>3749904
HEY STEAM!
My prayers helping yet? You drinking and killing yourself less yet? I don't want you to suffer.

It would make me happy if you would listen to some of the sermons of 2 pastors, both with several PhDs and both were long time university lecturers, and both have a long history of strong principles and courage.

You seem to enjoy being challenged by brainy people, and I'd like your observations about what they're saying, based on your own understanding of the Bible which you said you know very well.

deff05e8 No.3753270

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WereWolf be like,
"Hurrrr, the things you find sitting around in the woods."

a996fb93 No.3753316

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>>3753270
There's a reason that breeding mount was placed there. His private act was recorded in HD from six different angles and will be shown on TV nature programs forever.

75936234 No.3753709

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But you're still cumming really hard anyway, aren't ya.

75936234 No.3753902

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Keeping in line with the odd furry things theme….
Reptiles don't produce milk, so he has never tasted it. He is curious about what it tastes like, so he is trying to coax her into letting him sample some.

Is this hot?

75936234 No.3753915

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Nude gorilla couple dancing together upright in the nude.
This is beautiful, I never even knew they were capable of this.
Look also how they use their strange feet to balance with, as their weight shifts around.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2Ykndt2m8AI?si=N1iMRIjX86nodxEq

75936234 No.3754322

File: 1726918827264.jpg (2.63 MB, 4096x4096, b84a4055b4e2f6bc63254d1b8d….jpg)

Would you find it hot if a furry (any species) flashed the inside of their sheath at you, spreading the opening wide like a pussy so that you can see down inside? That's the tip of his penis you see down there in the middle. And he's not just teasing you, he's ready for docking!
What makes this odd and unusual is you don't see this subject much, but I find it hot.
Do you?

1cdaad52 No.3754606

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Anyone remember this guy, Stalking Cat?
He was actually a Trans, but not a transgender, a Trans-SPECIES.
Actually showing up at Furry Conventions and so on.
He had all kinds of irreversible body modifications done, because he wanted to be a CAT.
Then one day he woke up, looked in the mirror, realized what he had done to himself, then picked up a pistol and committed suicide.
Sound familiar?
He would have had better luck spending all that money on a deluxe fur suit, and been a lot better looking, too.
I guess the lesson here is never do something to yourself that you can't undo. A Fur suit, you can undo just by taking it off.

You can read all about him here, it's pretty fascinating.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat

7a207ca4 No.3754609

>>3754606
Yep, met him at anthrocon many years ago. He was actually a nice guy to talk with

92a96f1d No.3754610

>>3754606
hideous. absolute parody of a tiger, i would have killed myself too.
the surgeons that helped ruin his face should all be in prison.

439607fb No.3754651

I remember Stalking Cat on the show Ripley's Believe It Or Not in 2001 which I thought was cool & made me think of another cheaper way to make me look like a snow leopard cat even though I tried to do it last year but didn't work.

d1dfcca7 No.3754652

You will never be a real tiger. You have no claws, you have no whiskers, you have no fur. You are an obese man twisted by tattoos and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

1cdaad52 No.3754743

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Check this out, guy enters a bear's den to have a look and the bear returns while he's in there!!!
https://youtu.be/3MXT8w17IUw?si=msq7I9i0FYnYe4ji

77b6bdcf No.3754746

>>3754743

That bear should have raped him hard in his bunghole for trespassing!

While live stream is running

c61262a6 No.3754749

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c61262a6 No.3754750

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c9dd41ad No.3754810

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What kind of animal is this?

6ece2853 No.3754815

>>3754810

P. rex

2dac4f40 No.3754853

>>3754815
thats actually kinda funny.

a55b1012 No.3754857

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>>3754853
Hey Steam!
Forgot to tell you that I read some positive things about a herbal plant that could help you, and it's not Mary-jew-Anna. If you'd like, I'll look into it some more.
Have you seen some lectures yet?
I should be around in 11 hours or so.

32df2c51 No.3754926

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Woman finds a tiny living thing in her back yard that she doesn't know what it is.
But she decides to try and save it.
Watch what happens next, you'll be amazed.

https://youtube.com/shorts/x1BKQib8u2E?si=6iUp9960Fg-UWYs0

6b4120f7 No.3754929

>>3754810
It's the penisaurass

32df2c51 No.3754943

>>3754929
And you just know that somebody here will be more interested in it's FEET.

bc6fb328 No.3756442

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Were Sheep, beware the WereSheep!
Who would want a WereSheep?
Who could love a WereSheep?

7a207ca4 No.3756446

>>3756442
I kinda want to fuck it

60b845a4 No.3756455

>>3754926
she shoved it up her vagina

6b4120f7 No.3756519

>>3754929
It was last seen leaving your house, is your tailhole ok?

2cf3c1f9 No.3756534

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bc6fb328 No.3756587

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Ohhh…
Horse Dick Nipples and
Canine Dick Nipples,
How Exotic!!

c61262a6 No.3756593

>>3756587
So true that ai art and quantum mechanics could be a near reality!
>>3756575
>>3756576

bc6fb328 No.3756670

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Do they?

bc6fb328 No.3756781

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Do they ejaculate….. Milk?
Do they feel good when they do, like a… TitGasm?

bc6fb328 No.3757014

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READ FULL ARTICLE HERE:
https://dailygalaxy.com/2024/10/genetic-discovery-tasmanian-tiger-revival/

These creatures has so many unusual traits about them, such as the way they could drop their lower jaw open 90 degrees (picture). And they didn't go extinct on their own, humans killed them off because they interfered with their sheep farming.

bc6fb328 No.3757533

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Old granny werewolf enjoying the sensation of maggots crawling all over her stinking pubic area.

c780f492 No.3757983

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These are dildos, shaped like a bear's penis.
They are the most anatomically correct ones I've ever seen.
Except for the length, they should be at least twice as long.

For educational purposes only
(Of course).

c3286de7 No.3758077

>>3757983
Have a link to where the designer of this can be found?

c780f492 No.3758091

>>3758077
Unfortunately no, and I can't tell anything from the signature on the image, but, you could try a reverse-image search (and try more than one, they do not all give the same results).

Whoever designed these has unprecedented first hand knowledge of a bear's penis, the kind you cannot get from just the images that are available online. See that "bulge" in the center of the head? That's not just a weird shape, that is actually the end of the penis bone bulging up making that look that way. And see that "cleft" in the center of it? Raccoons have that very same "split" on the end of their penis bone, which proves bears and raccoons are distant relatives. It's quite fascinating to study all this.

28768c91 No.3758098

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>>3758091
Or, you know… They could just have good reference images.

6b4120f7 No.3758147

>>3758091
You seem to have a lot of knowledge of bear cock

c780f492 No.3758158

>>3758147
Well, I do like them a lot, and try to learn all I can about them.
They are distant relatives to dogs and raccoons.
All 3 species have a similar looking ejaculate as well.
Bear and raccoon and dog cum all look almost the same, thin and watery. Even though they became different species long long ago, there are still some similarities that they share.
During the ice age, there were raccoons nearly as big as bears, researchers know this from bones they have found.

c780f492 No.3758160

>>3758078
At first I was going to say "convergent evolution" (look that up) but quickly realized that Pit Bulls didn't exist while Thylacines were evolving… Neither did poodles, or chihuahua's, or Yorkies, PEOPLE made those!!

Despite the resemblance, which is probably mostly superficial, Thylacines are not related to canines at all. They are actually more like a kind of giant possum, a marsupial, with a pouch, and their penis probably resembled that of a kangaroo, and with the balls in front of the dick like that also. Maybe we'll find out, if they are successful in cloning one.

As for their attitude and disposition I cannot say, although people who actually saw the last one alive in a zoo, named Benjamin, I think it was around 1932, claimed he seemed to be a "good-natured fellow."

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21ae5345 No.3758772

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Aren't they pretty?
My EARS?

21ae5345 No.3758834

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Let's see some human feet that have odd and bizarre deformities… Birth defects, in other words. Some are quite interesting.

a2854fb2 No.3762015

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Who would be such a dummy as to get that close?
"Oh, he's shot, so it's ok, he'll just stay in the tree."
or, "Bear's Revenge" (post-mortem)

60b845a4 No.3762025

>>3762015
dropbears

a2854fb2 No.3762079

File: 1734648438899.png (2.37 MB, 1536x1024, 5745419778b100cc3836cefe58….png)

Who wants to bet he's about to blow his cock snot all over the ground just from doing this?

b1aa2a8b No.3762104

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>>3762079
>cock snot
That's snot funny.



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