/furi/ - Yaff

You are unfucked you will not be having all the sexuals that my body has felt I laugh at you little boy

>>3765251
Become a true Christian. You'll thank me later. My chat program's running. We can gab about God.

>>3765251
Did you ever actually want to have sex with anyone, or be in a relationship with anyone? Maybe you're asexual? That's perfectly normal as well.

>>3765277
No one cares about your abusive relationship with your imaginary boyfriend.

>abusive relationship with your imaginary boyfriend
That almost perfectly describes the core of every satanic cult/secret-society/non-Christian religion. They're all a bunch of depraved sexual misfits and murderous lunatics.
Show me your sources for those upside-down claims of yours next time, maybe we can discuss.

Anyway… doggie bed soon.

>>3765251
looks like you don't have good parents…
>>3743378

>>3765425
To be fair I was home schooled, and my parents didn't want me to have male friends because they could make me gay, and didn't want me to have female friends because they didn't want me raping them. But then they got pissed later because I didn't have friends and they didn't have grandkids…

On a scale from normie to barely functioning autistic, where would you rate yourself?

>>3765440
normie, I work, pretty average looking, I graduated college in liberal arts, have a decent car, an ok apartment, normal financial situation, volunteer on most saturdays, play video games… I just can't make friends or date for some reason.

How did you become a furry and how deep in are you?

>>3765492
90's cartoons, and not that deep other than here, and furaffinity, I haven't been to any fur cons, or even met a furry in person before.

>>3765496
I'm surprised at how insightful and wise 45460697's question still was, with this being a dead viper's nest and all.

Your response: "Oh sure I do this, and that and other furry stuff… but at least I don't do that, oh no… I'm NOT a furry, no!"

Heheheheh. :3

Maybe you can still escape if you want to. "Come with me if you want to live."

>>3765496 same here; I was into the furcons till I saw some somethingawful.com report about goons where they took this pic, then ran out after the awful smell. the fat hyena that runs the con, same guy that stile my ARF (austin regional furries) group, stopped them from leaving by sitting on their car.

now you kknow the history of this picture.

I was the sole reason that Havencon failed a couple times, at least Haven trying to 'pax' the local furry community. He tried to overtake a gay bar and shut me out from attending, without renting out the whole place for the night. The NICE GAY BLACK MANAGER didn't wanna deal with his shit so he spared me a couple drinks before I left. Haven ended up getting booted because he got into a scheduling issue with dragqueens, blaming me on the site for getting them shut out, but the manager stepped back in and defended me.

see? I didn't say i am racist and not very bright.