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6de646b7 No.3708041[Last 50 Posts]


9daedeb2 No.3708045

File: 1688978144480.png (271.52 KB, 570x404, urban_monsters.png)

c753f881 No.3708047

Nice picture of somebody's pet raccoon YAWNING.

9daedeb2 No.3708319

File: 1689121983442.jpg (166.77 KB, 1920x1080, 60a5725e7c85370c1c28741b_o….jpg)

9daedeb2 No.3708320

File: 1689122122941.png (684.11 KB, 790x445, stuck-raccoon-cums.png)

Stuck raccoon struggles so much he cums all over the roof. Shameful, absolutely shameful!

d780fa4f No.3708347

File: 1689130871042-0.jpg (619.68 KB, 791x1024, 1641236978.sixthleafclover….jpg)

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550514cf No.3708352

File: 1689134707400.png (476.56 KB, 818x1000, 1e8c3b2aa41973fc0c83f641a3….png)

Everything always needs more anatomically correct raccoon penis.

7f211747 No.3708968

Time to sniff his ROCCY FEET and to lick his SmallHole while he's stucked!!

247ae59e No.3708993

After watching Guardians of the Galaxy 3 I can no longer see Raccoons as sexy.

ea520234 No.3709024

File: 1689569477060.jpg (1.79 MB, 3840x2880, 1640399208009-3_r2.jpg)

I prefer this stuck raccoon. He is portable! Since he is on wheels, you can sniff his feet or lick his hole in any room you prefer. :)

a1bcd3aa No.3709777

File: 1690115703467.jpg (350.51 KB, 1207x850, Mm_Fuß.jpg)

Rocket CloseUp. The view from the wheels is surprising!!

b9136223 No.3710649

File: 1690990872470.png (407.51 KB, 718x479, SexyMaleRaccoons00.png)

There are TWO male raccoons.
You have to pick one to FUCK and one to PLEASE.

From which will you start??

9e0fd138 No.3710650

File: 1690991296585.webm (824.81 KB, 680x620, raccoonDance.webm)

6de646b7 No.3711934

File: 1692068418071.webm (4.22 MB, 472x480, QfiYzMuczMTNvw.webm)

They are smart little fuckers!
On the same level as monkeys or higher.
But they are not primates!

Not CGI or altered in any way!
I love her reaction at the end when she turns around and sees what he's doing,
apparently somebody told her to look.

b3adac09 No.3712530

File: 1692473369422.jpg (33.33 KB, 768x409, raccoon-vs-lemur-768x409.jpg)

Both are SMELLY, but are they DIFFERENT in some way?

e0e80eb4 No.3712593

File: 1692520861327.jpg (192.55 KB, 1242x1076, SexyStriptease_00.jpg)

A pole with a male raccoon collects lots of male humans nearby, and the raccoon LOVES that you all masturbate to his striptease.
So he moves faster, shaking his testicles and sensitive feet, and exposing his anus and penis until everyone climaxes!!

6de646b7 No.3712749

File: 1692599877375.webm (787.49 KB, 400x400, Facebook-SD-No-Limit.webm)

Longer clip here:

I would pay big money to see that. Especially if he is unwashed and I could sit close enough to smell him and his feet while he dances and stirs up air currents.
someday there will be "uplifted" species doing exactly this either because they want to, or to earn a living, or both.
"Uplifted" is not the same as "anthro" BTW, as far as I'm concerned it's better.
That might not be for a long time though, and the gap will be filled by fursuiters of the future wearing fully articulated animatronic furry bodysuits (I call them 'LifeSuits') that have natural facial expressions, are anatomically accurate, and cannot easily be distinguished from an actual living creature.
They too would be pole dancing in the manner you describe.
I'm waiting for the first furry strip club to open. The problem is that the fursuits aren't convincing enough yet.
But the fursuits of the future will be.
And when uplifted species are here, there will probably be more than only humans in the audience watching the performer(s) and masturbating, with cocks of every shape and description being played with by their owners, and semen of every kind flowing like wine.
And I have no doubt that an ACTUAL raccoon could be taught to pole dance in an erotic way and expose himself in the manner you describe, this clip shows it can be done.
They are so smart and so willing it seems like.

0f58bb48 No.3712830

File: 1692644255547.jpg (170.81 KB, 1005x1280, 1444440130.saara_bump_in_t….jpg)

After carefully perusing your post, I tend toward the belief that you could be full of bullshit, IMO.

6de646b7 No.3712898

File: 1692680491430.jpg (194.93 KB, 800x541, Ralph-the-Raccoon-1-300x20….jpg)

Ralph is horny because of your presence.
Off comes the shoe, then the dirty, sweaty sock,
it's tacky and moist and sticking to his foot so he has to peel it off.
Then comes the smell, the unique smell of raccoon feet that is like nothing else.
Ralph is such a PawSlut,
he knows what you like.

b3adac09 No.3712986

File: 1692734600068.jpg (262.35 KB, 1280x853, SexyRaccoon_00.jpg)

The great picture!!
If only the feet were more detailed.

Took a bit more time to achieve orgasm due to low quality.
But during ending that doesn't matter much, suprisingly.

ef0f97d6 No.3713077

File: 1692785889220.jpg (100.87 KB, 800x721, de2cf6d167b257d1b902e7a021….jpg)

Mountain Home AFB had a little raccoon bro. He'd come over for snacks, and I got him flea meds. Raccoon flea meds are hard to come by, thank you amazon.

He'd slap himself in your lap and demand you pet him. He was like a pushy dog.

ef0f97d6 No.3713078

File: 1692786326118.jpg (24.75 KB, 500x483, d601807eed5b3c364270252797….jpg)

cI'd occasionally get him a general dewormer if his belly started bloated, but it was maybe twice a year.

Otherwise, he was basically the smoke pit's dog.

ef0f97d6 No.3713080

File: 1692787169506.png (57.15 KB, 404x316, 4fe5af77227565.Y3JvcCw0MDQ….png)

and before someone asks, since I wasn't married, I spent 5 years in the dorms. I was approved to go to base housing 2 weeks before I finished my 6 year contract and bailed.

Yeah, I was a Tech Sgt, living with an A1C. I was not happy.

ef0f97d6 No.3713081

File: 1692787385501.png (480.57 KB, 722x720, 106af7594fca2d4c630cfaf8dc….png)

it also didn't help that I'm really tall, and my legs extended over the bed. Like a lot.

ef0f97d6 No.3713083

File: 1692787506254.jpg (23.82 KB, 500x500, avatars-000278648204-wgxfv….jpg)

I'm a solid 7'5. It really sucks when you're in the military.

ef0f97d6 No.3713084

File: 1692787906166.jpg (114.33 KB, 900x663, 1448227547.smooshkin_mewtw….jpg)

when you have mpr's and mpi's pointing up at you, it really takes away from the authority.

ef0f97d6 No.3713089

File: 1692789078688.jpg (21.76 KB, 250x203, Skoodge_001.jpg)

even the snake pit losses some authority when you're standing way taller than any of them.

Its hard to appoint authority to someone a foot and a half taller than you.

27825f59 No.3713111

File: 1692826408667.jpg (29.14 KB, 550x481, melons.jpg)

> Yeah, I was a Tech Sgt, living with an A1C. I was not happy.
And I'll bet if your A1C was under 21 then you couldn't even have alcohol in your room, legally.

ef0f97d6 No.3713149

File: 1692838480541.jpg (99.89 KB, 1004x1200, EHkcXK3XYAASNhE.jpg)

plus my first suite mate was a ghost, and I didn't have to deal with him at all… it was the second that was a shit.

ef0f97d6 No.3713150

File: 1692838705785.png (97.96 KB, 338x250, aryanne_sees_degeneracy_by….png)

I had a mini-fridge in my bedroom thank you very much.

and I had a combo lock I drilled into it with a safe key.

ef0f97d6 No.3713152

File: 1692839194102.jpg (82.19 KB, 551x1424, 464025.jpg)

Military Special Vodka. Great for getting Administrative discharge.

ceb9cacd No.3713569

File: 1693041284784.jpg (434.1 KB, 911x617, Ralph-the-Raccoon_Feet_00.jpg)

Finally have found the DETAILED one.
Now you can see the particles on his sweaty feet PRECISELY, made to be cleaned by you or he bites.

You don't wanna get hurt, so come on and reach your hands-free cumshot by being his FeetMaid, instead!!

6de646b7 No.3713577

File: 1693049485379.jpg (632.77 KB, 1024x1408, bc9bb2cf6397462dbda9a8840c….jpg)

Here's an A.I. generated piece I thought you might like, A raccoon pole dancer stripper performing outside a nightclub for a huge seated audience in front of her. Suddenly she slips off one of her boots, exposing her long naked non-human toes for everyone to see. The crowd goes wild!

6de646b7 No.3713578

Thanks, I was unable to find a larger image, glad one exists.
Notice how the split between two of the middle toes doesn't go all the way to the sole? A lot of other species with five toes have this feature, (skunks for example). And Humans! Check out your own feet, or someone else's. Don't know what it's for, maybe to collect cum, but maybe it shows we were all actually related millions of years ago! (with humans you can see this more clearly from the top).

52a9dada No.3713661

File: 1693162865716-0.jpg (238.2 KB, 960x960, RaccoonFeet00.jpg)

File: 1693162865716-1.jpg (274.74 KB, 1280x720, RaccoonFeet02.jpg)

File: 1693162865716-2.jpg (103.43 KB, 604x453, RaccoonFeet01.jpg)

File: 1693162865716-3.jpeg (233.7 KB, 1000x871, RaccoonFeet03.jpeg)

Evolutionary made to collect cum.

68327499 No.3713711

File: 1693187609332.jpg (83.05 KB, 927x960, shhhh.jpg)

ceb9cacd No.3713807

Pull requesting tasks again…
All of that earns for WEEKEND to get rest and cum to raccoon feet.

ceb9cacd No.3713810

File: 1693249721665.jpg (257.59 KB, 1280x960, RaccoonFeet03.jpg)


Oh look, it's the rare STUCKING rooccy species!
Is there an encyclopedia about the species?
It could tell the feet structure and how to make them sweaty. Apply to the pink furry feet and you're done to get delight from it.
Simple isn't it?

fb16c58d No.3713878

Silly over-fed "plus size" raccoons.

68327499 No.3713880

File: 1693283509497.png (562.58 KB, 785x438, richard raccoon good food ….png)

628499b4 No.3714324

File: 1693605972925.jpeg (642.48 KB, 2048x1152, BertTheRaccoon.jpeg)

Bert the Raccoon has great old and thus sweaty and dry sensitive feet.

Your task is to make them wet using your long thing's emissions now.
And to overwhelm his TOE's microhair, so he orgasms, too.

d81d290c No.3714327

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d81d290c No.3714328

You want to sculpt parts out and stuff some silicon in the raccoon toy. Yeah… good idea…

5410b9d7 No.3714416

That mf posting irl raCOON feet pics needs to be hanged, drawn and quartered in this INSTANT

6de646b7 No.3714417

Why on earth would this even be a concern for you?
Pictures of Raccoon Feet aren't ILLEGAL.

628499b4 No.3714428

File: 1693665664788-0.jpg (564.07 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_20230618_005325.jpg)

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File: 1693665664788-2.jpg (98.62 KB, 1078x1089, IMG_20230211_062653.jpg)

How about some more delicious snow raccoon feet?

66a6a8af No.3714439

File: 1693674098184.png (3.25 MB, 2175x1694, 1673105677.purplepawprince….png)


The best way to request something on lulz.net is to get mad about it being posted.

6de646b7 No.3714477

I get first dibs on the smell.

82d4a99a No.3714488

The second face-pushing FOOT gets second dibs after first dibs for your nostrils, TOO!!

68327499 No.3714496

File: 1693780248703.png (495.86 KB, 785x559, Trash Quest.png)

39a43e89 No.3715905

File: 1694808403820-0.jpg (54.28 KB, 800x600, MuskyRaccoonFeet0.jpg)

File: 1694808403820-1.jpg (58.03 KB, 800x600, MuskyRaccoonFeet1.jpg)

File: 1694808403820-2.png (632.28 KB, 819x725, RaccoonClit0.png)

A male raccoon did not clean on today friday night so you can rate his feet he had been using this week and your brain emits lots of hormones to help you cum to these soft ones.

And then a female raccoon stucked with her black swollen clit appeared, she's looking for your actions, too, exposing her soft ones and the black aphrodisiac one.
Poor you, you need to climax at least two times now - just like Pigeonhole principle, but with your orgasm and the raccoon feet & the 'coon vulva.

c753f881 No.3716550

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ef0f97d6 No.3716571

File: 1695310655420.png (229 KB, 590x391, 0B4ED7B8-6C6A-4031-BEE1253….png)

I seriously do not know what this smell thing is about. I actually smelled a raccoon foot out of curiosity, they basically smell like Fritos. Just get a bag and go to town, you don't have to abuse a raccoon to get the smell.

I only know it cause I had a raccoon and a GSD both smash their feet into my nose while I was petting them.

ef0f97d6 No.3716572

they like to kick their feet when you're skritching their haunches.

ab2d9ccd No.3716598

If they don't smell musky, MAKE them to smell musky by rubbing the toes RIGHT on their own long duck-like penis when erected!!
Bonus points if you make a male raccoon to cum while doing it!

13bd9135 No.3716629

Well while the raccoon's foot was in your face, did you check out his cock?
What was that like?
Were you impressed?

ef0f97d6 No.3716679

No I was not impressed, and I don't have a sense of smell.

I mainly came away from it with a small scar on the side of my face from the raccoon, and the german shepherd just kinda shoves his foot in my face at night occasionally.

Then again I probably do the same thing to him. My dog kinda sleeps snuggled up to me, nothing sexual.

297a28af No.3716705

File: 1695411682308.jpg (3.68 MB, 3008x2000, 4025660245_d9f992b61f_o.jpg)

You're always ready to kiss the sand where the dirty male raccoon's feet with forest fauna flavor were walking on.

ace05e83 No.3716718

>>No I was not impressed, and I don't have a sense of smell.

But if you have no sense of smell, how could you have smelled the raccoon's feet like you said you did here?

Were you just making that up?

ef0f97d6 No.3716745

File: 1695426536879.png (1.28 MB, 1200x680, Guardians-Galaxy-2-Trailer….png)

0% is still a percentage assbag. I can still tell if chemicals are around.

ef0f97d6 No.3716746

actually, its not that I can smell them. I can just feel them in my nose.

ef0f97d6 No.3716747

amonia, the core substance in sweat, I can still feel.

I just can't smell it. I just know its there.

ef0f97d6 No.3716748

I can detect things like ammonia, capsasin, bleach, basically anything thats an agitant. I can't smell, but I can detect.

fae230c8 No.3716762

File: 1695430762109-0.jpg (34.6 KB, 490x490, hazardous gas detector bod….jpg)

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> …and I don't have a sense of smell.
> I can detect things like ammonia, capsasin, bleach, basically anything thats an agitant. I can't smell, but I can detect.
You better get one of these just to be safe.

ef0f97d6 No.3716764

I have combo smoke detectors, and gas detectors, for lighter than air and heavier than air chems.

I'm good. I know my weaknesses, and I safeguard myself from them.

ef0f97d6 No.3716765

File: 1695432334036.jpg (357.48 KB, 1486x1046, get_well_soon.jpg)

last thing I want to do is not wake up because of a gas leak.

If im going to die, its going to be amazing.

ef0f97d6 No.3716767

File: 1695432785594.jpg (8.88 KB, 200x268, 465092.jpg)

I'm the kind of person who would literally hire an assassin to kill me with a bomb filled with enough glitter to murder several street cleaners than die of cancer.

710fcf91 No.3716775

not sure if you should get a balloon

68327499 No.3716777

File: 1695437951348.gif (1.4 MB, 498x498, dalek-doctorwho.gif)

c753f881 No.3716799

Quick, someone smell his feet
so he didn't die for nothing!!

musky-corny-dead type of smell combo now??

52a9dada No.3716819

Can the guy with the famous game library name finally get out here if he has nothing to contribute and stop baiting for some reason?

9daedeb2 No.3716824

File: 1695465346954.jpg (146.46 KB, 611x968, bb6305831b94e558237b537c53….jpg)

But he's a raccoon. Surely he belongs here.

68327499 No.3716829

File: 1695467937861.jpg (109.59 KB, 750x750, 1386_750x750_Back_Color-Wh….jpg)

ef0f97d6 No.3716854

File: 1695477266000.gif (2.82 MB, 1080x810, 1672893474906-0.gif)

Hey, I was Steam before Steam was a thing.

5b138005 No.3716871

File: 1695484375000.png (593.31 KB, 700x700, 1339116330.technicolorpie_….png)

If Steam bites you, you become an alcoholic.

fb42fdee No.3716873

File: 1695485393407.gif (1.83 MB, 350x263, 1695482872539503.gif)

>Anatomically correct raccoon penis
>Ruined by piercing

What a shame

68327499 No.3716880

File: 1695488183354.jpg (499.56 KB, 913x4017, The Purple Smurfocalypse.jpg)

>If Steam bites you, you become an alcoholic.

It's like the Purple Smurfocalypse.

ef0f97d6 No.3716885

File: 1695489089729.jpg (44.88 KB, 1200x900, vampire-mythology.jpg)

Its true. I like to bite during sex, and everyone i've had sex with either becomes an alcoholic, or kills themself.

I'm like a trash panda vampire.

68327499 No.3716896

File: 1695490277514.jpg (234.79 KB, 800x1241, 1.jpg)

You are like that old comic drawn by that infamous jailbird artist.


d81d290c No.3716902

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d81d290c No.3716908

generated trash panda

ef0f97d6 No.3716909

File: 1695493829297.jpg (17.41 KB, 854x480, 434f5242-ed56-4b47-8cb7-06….jpg)

what a world we live in.

We literally have machines making trash pandas to fap to.

We have reached the height of evolution

ef0f97d6 No.3716910

File: 1695494060174.jpg (10.06 KB, 168x209, whydoinotkillmyself.jpg)

and we complain about it

d81d290c No.3716918

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d81d290c No.3716919

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d81d290c No.3716920

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d81d290c No.3716921

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d81d290c No.3716922

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d81d290c No.3716923

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d81d290c No.3716924

File: 1695507199305-0.jpg (715.24 KB, 3500x3200, f_1379090066444_48a643fac8….jpg)

File: 1695507199305-1.jpg (87.05 KB, 1197x1003, f13d3e917add0f0a07f2816237….jpg)

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cd863aeb No.3716933

File: 1695514357192.jpg (565.13 KB, 2362x2362, 317388ea915ae6efbf5231af12….jpg)

Anatomically correct raccoon penis

>Ruined by piercing

>What a shame

True, a circumcised human penis is the only acceptable one for raccoon porn.

ef0f97d6 No.3716942

File: 1695522411392.png (172 KB, 473x479, rakk00n.png)

as a guy with a piercing, they can significantly enhance the experience.

The only problem is that the penis has a lot of capillaries, so when you get a nail hammered through it you have to wear an examatory glove taped on your dick for a week.

It is less than good. So much blood.

dabe578f No.3716943

> nail, copious blood
I think I'll pass on that.

ef0f97d6 No.3716944

File: 1695522829184.png (747.77 KB, 1024x768, Glados.png)

well I suppose a condom would work, but the guy who nailed my dick only had gloves on hand.

Hah ha, that was a joke, and also literally.

ef0f97d6 No.3716947

File: 1695523810622.jpg (12.74 KB, 383x336, are_you_a_bad_enough_dude.jpg)

also you failed this test.

ef0f97d6 No.3716950

File: 1695524990171.png (418.83 KB, 612x612, Freshness-Guaranteed-7-Cho….png)

omg this joke has so many layers, its so delicious and moist.

be0af8ca No.3716952

File: 1695525331165.jpg (17.67 KB, 630x630, 571551_1.jpg)

f654dfb9 No.3716958

All piercings and tattoos are trash.

I'm uncut so I don't need to hammer a nail into my dick to feel something.

3726f9a2 No.3716969

> 5
I heard licking sweaty & smelly male raccoon's toes help him to restore the correct Rubik's cube faster, and only experimenting with your tongue right now can prove it, and not only for Rubik's cube, but for Orgasm's stick, too!!

f031a275 No.3717602

File: 1696108063729.png (582.07 KB, 780x439, RaccoonSniffingMuskyDogKno….png)

A male raccoon CAME into water after sniffing dog knot. Looks like musk was too precise for his small but smart brain.

The next one who sniffs is you, right after the male raccoon revenges dog cock by rubbing roccy feet onto erected knot.

And by then, you're ready to get the stench of a mixed smell. By the way, the water was salty, so the raccoon feet were not clean enough. For you this should not be a trouble, noticing how much you DO enjoy it!

f031a275 No.3717603

File: 1696108186838.jpg (631.74 KB, 960x720, poem.jpg)

Learn by heart by tomorrow!!

03e2b413 No.3717822

File: 1696333289518-0.png (46.41 KB, 400x591, Raccoon_Tribal_by_maria_ma….png)

File: 1696333289518-1.png (146.74 KB, 1155x893, Raccoon Log002.PNG)

File: 1696333289518-2.png (145.29 KB, 1156x892, Raccoon Log001.PNG)

File: 1696333289518-3.png (155.37 KB, 1156x892, Raccoon Log000.PNG)

File: 1696333289518-4.png (65.31 KB, 894x888, RaccoonLodge.PNG)

03e2b413 No.3717823

File: 1696333338358-0.png (831.49 KB, 1099x610, CCC.PNG)

File: 1696333338358-1.png (673.32 KB, 835x508, raccol.PNG)

File: 1696333338358-2.png (282.62 KB, 400x511, Racoon_by_R_L_laura_R.png)

File: 1696333338358-3.png (251.88 KB, 1280x978, raccoon-interesting.PNG)

File: 1696333338358-4.png (61.04 KB, 445x415, Coon_face_by_Halux.png)

03e2b413 No.3717824

File: 1696333382805-0.png (294.25 KB, 741x910, CoonFluff.PNG)

File: 1696333382805-1.png (231.53 KB, 823x930, CoonFluff2.PNG)

66a6a8af No.3717898

File: 1696416533154.jpeg (474.5 KB, 2048x2026, F7eFVikWMAA4udE.jpeg)

6de646b7 No.3718389

File: 1696958789998.jpg (5.83 MB, 3680x3680, 3f66b8b6d044b53ddffa7f8f02….jpg)

7f40c460 No.3719279

File: 1697765877240.webm (914.19 KB, 256x320, 6268661040 (1).webm)

3049fcbf No.3719286

That raccoon would be Steam's dream customer at his bar!

dd9d3765 No.3719301

File: 1697783088937.png (59.88 KB, 300x300, olfBHOCP5___thumb2d.png)

Raccoons are infamous for not having any money. They aren't the best customers.

3049fcbf No.3719302

They might steal your coinage, but I have a feeling that the kind of payment you'd want is not in money from them, Mr. Gigolo.

dd9d3765 No.3719303


wow, I had no idea rocket raccoon had so many foot shots.

Feet fetishist are weird.

dd9d3765 No.3719304

File: 1697783726126.png (2.53 MB, 3000x2160, 1656242160.schmutzo_rut.png)

I've got quite the reputation.

But alas, I'm not a hooker, I'm quite the opposite.

dd9d3765 No.3719306

File: 1697784436402.jpg (87.32 KB, 640x640, fa03cc3e9b0983b51572400e31….jpg)

I've never paid for sex, I've tried but i come off like I'm a cop. I'm really bad at black market transactions.

Still im about 30% through my checklist of fucking someone from every country, state and bloc in the world. Minus Africa.

dd9d3765 No.3719310

File: 1697784869136.jpg (456.71 KB, 682x1024, dc89lav-5ac916af-8c9d-427d….jpg)

and thats not a racist thing, I just want to avoid Africa. It sounds awful.

I fucked a black Ethiopian named Gladass (I called her happy butt) when I was in a military psych ward, and a black idahian in high school… well I didn't actually have sex with her in high school, but I finger banged her hard enough, so it counts.

dd9d3765 No.3719311

File: 1697785386553.jpg (147.06 KB, 850x1116, 5d7308fc8e227dce01213bff96….jpg)

also life spoiler, black girls have the best pussies, and malasian guys have the best asses.

dd9d3765 No.3719312

File: 1697785531363.png (1.99 MB, 3000x3050, 3ebc6b136e181a6190ce7a8d41….png)

although a close second in feel, Filipino guys make cuter noises.

dd9d3765 No.3719313

File: 1697786163004.jpg (2.63 MB, 2826x3068, 1636631156.keadonger_bapho….jpg)

how I don't have any STD's or kids is a mystery.

dd9d3765 No.3719314

File: 1697786325238.png (519.13 KB, 1000x894, 1599062547.vivash_tsunada_….png)

I've literally never used a condom in my life, and I got tested, my swimmers are Olympic level and I'm perfectly clean.

3049fcbf No.3719315

Would you wear a condom doing Aufy?

dd9d3765 No.3719316

File: 1697786716479.jpg (100.51 KB, 850x749, b11c987e7925be83d6211a806c….jpg)

Aufy does not have a body type that I like. Plus his face is all gross.

3049fcbf No.3719317

What if he wears his bimbo costume?

dd9d3765 No.3719318

File: 1697786848582.jpg (181.49 KB, 1078x987, f048b180ef3c848ae56cf12025….jpg)

Super no, I don't mind latex, costumes, and a mess of other perversions, but I don't like bimbos. Especially Aufy's variety.

3049fcbf No.3719319

Aufy out of costume looks like your typical Martial Arts B-Movie bad guy. Even if you were drunk enough to have sex with Aufy, you'd need to hire someone to dub over his voice.

dd9d3765 No.3719320

File: 1697787363134.png (495.06 KB, 1100x976, 1697428057.vimes_faltemis_….png)

I have noise canceling amazon buds. I could just put on some japanese sound track and let the good times roll.

In a fight Aufy could probably over power me in pure force and stability, but I'm pretty much unmatched in dexterity and speed. I'd love to have a fight with him with japanese dubs in any case.

dd9d3765 No.3719321

Plus I have like a ridiculous number of fighting styles on me.

My body is broken, but not all of my styles require more than technique. Just speculation though, I don't like fighting anymore, I have a 90 decibel alarm system on my house for a reason.

Hit that panic button and you don't need to throw a punch or fire a gun.

3049fcbf No.3719323

A naked martial arts encounter between you and Aufy followed by very drunken style sex.

dd9d3765 No.3719324

File: 1697788081228.jpg (191.62 KB, 1280x891, 1616624149.jewlampija_pors….jpg)

Also I look like a crappy B-Rated bad guy. It would be a fitting Japanese dubbed fight.


3049fcbf No.3719325

Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - Ten Brothers of Shaolin

dd9d3765 No.3719326

File: 1697788965073.jpg (45.9 KB, 850x708, 1a14425f6b8478e53b2c39a565….jpg)

I can't get drunk enough to fuck Aufy.

History proves it, me and him ran a cult together for a few years, and we never even text fucked… and I text fuck everything.

We just are not comparable. Its like tossing pure potassium into water. We just don't get along.

3049fcbf No.3719327

"Gentlemen from this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty. Aha ha ha." - Aufy

"But isn't Betty a woman's name?" - Steam


3049fcbf No.3719328

>Its like tossing pure potassium into water. We just don't get along.
That would be quite the spooge explosion then.

dd9d3765 No.3719329

File: 1697789127387.gif (825.17 KB, 400x225, 35d9764f-a5ba-488b-9dd3-28….gif)

3049fcbf No.3719330

File: 1697789329206.png (697.53 KB, 661x882, betty and boop.png)

dd9d3765 No.3719331

File: 1697789557569.jpg (16.1 KB, 600x600, st,small,507x507-pad,600x6….jpg)

3049fcbf No.3719332

File: 1697789861886.png (779.86 KB, 882x566, Screenshot 2023-10-20 at 0….png)


Schitt's Creek - It's not his wife, it's his sister (The town Sign)

dd9d3765 No.3719333

File: 1697789913051.jpg (207.12 KB, 1300x868, 44083030-a-boy-doing-exper….jpg)

it would never happen, but to be honest if I was to cause a spooge explosion, I'd want it to be one a science teacher could use as an example of what not to do.

3049fcbf No.3719334

File: 1697790071117.png (686.36 KB, 882x494, Screenshot 2023-10-20 at 0….png)

>I'd want it to be one a science teacher could use as an example of what not to do.

3049fcbf No.3719336

File: 1697790298228.png (315.85 KB, 823x617, Screenshot 2023-10-20 at 0….png)

>Do you kno de whey?

dd9d3765 No.3719337

File: 1697790417737.jpg (630.69 KB, 2241x3067, 6s08ngo4uv801.jpg)

im talking total quadruple prostate annihilation across 4 races.

Completely not gay simulatanius ejaculation. With frag grenades in each of our assess.

dd9d3765 No.3719338

File: 1697790555343.jpg (71.95 KB, 606x360, 360_F_9364621_TAOgbDmKhqgf….jpg)

it would be like anal beads for kamazis.

dd9d3765 No.3719339

File: 1697790631341.jpg (211.67 KB, 3840x2160, MV5BN2E5YThiZDMtMTdkNS00OT….jpg)

you know sticking to to japanese theme.

3049fcbf No.3719340

File: 1697791164969.png (414.65 KB, 551x398, naga - slayers.png)

>you know sticking to to japanese theme.

6de646b7 No.3719542

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7f40c460 No.3719639

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File: 1698159589307-1.png (2.63 MB, 1408x1760, fe82f1861eecdf32ef478efc9c….png)

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7f40c460 No.3719901

File: 1698372905689-0.png (2.22 MB, 1408x1760, 6f2a3dbd872edcd0829541c5d8….png)

File: 1698372905689-1.png (2.9 MB, 1024x1536, 7d9d7adf01e0a3038e1b3c11a2….png)

File: 1698372905689-2.png (2.47 MB, 1408x1760, a8ff0c047e1a303aa915286923….png)

7f40c460 No.3720149

File: 1698567430323-0.png (999.83 KB, 808x1000, cc43b2f5e55719636533fa54c3….png)

File: 1698567430323-1.png (2.83 MB, 1024x1536, 062c3d56ceb14af5e56bcb372a….png)

File: 1698567430323-2.png (2.24 MB, 1408x1760, 9a5cac31834d61df8e1d23a829….png)

03e2b413 No.3722034

File: 1700254173587.jpg (681.92 KB, 1629x2489, ceaeaeb349f8fa998c2a7b459e….jpg)

4ed32ebf No.3723705

File: 1701528995092.gif (1.66 MB, 383x275, output-onlinegiftools.gif)

I got a boner to that one.
I bet rubbing a penis onto a common wild raccoon FootSole and onto Rocket Raccoon sequentically may lead to heavy climax and premature ejaculation, leading to very intense delight. Not only for you, though, but for your fluffy arouse enablers, too.

6de646b7 No.3724112

File: 1701798014192.webm (3.49 MB, 576x576, Download2.webm)

The more they stink, the better he likes it!!

3049fcbf No.3724124

File: 1701811382209.png (299.28 KB, 934x609, Screenshot 2023-12-05 at 1….png)

6de646b7 No.3724141

File: 1701825675604.jpg (693.91 KB, 1280x924, gkhkkkhoo.jpg)

Raccoons are such pervs, you can see his nostrils flaring in that vid as he runs his probing nose all over her feet drinking in her stinky foot smells.

Does anyone have the video that was posted on the old PetLover's Forum (PLF), I remember it was about two minutes long and showed a raccoon sucking on some woman's big toe and then he starts humping her dirty feet until he squirts his cum all over them, she was letting him do it, and laughing.

Thanks for the link, there are a lot of videos and I have found some interesting things there already.

5b138005 No.3724257

File: 1701912158378.jpg (159.48 KB, 1280x1280, 1701803473.kiaun_2023-dic-….jpg)

6de646b7 No.3724275

This clearly shows that other species can have Fetishes too.

You do realize that Amputee is a Fetish,
as well as Prosthetics?

5b138005 No.3724277

File: 1701917233204.jpg (291.7 KB, 1494x1656, 8de6fd2b71abcb94a96cbfc904….jpg)

Anything can be a fetish if you're horny enough.

6de646b7 No.3724388

File: 1702003613651.jpg (678.26 KB, 1280x1261, tumblr_pmktvcX4jx1vc3brm_5….jpg)

cd637f6c No.3724396

RIP Mr. Oreo.

6de646b7 No.3724661

File: 1702228753497.jpg (1.68 MB, 1920x1920, e5a0a987f5293906bb67d686d0….jpg)

Break-time maintenance.
I don't know what this species is called, do you?
It's not a Raccoon.

6de646b7 No.3725343

File: 1702722679037.jpg (728.85 KB, 1160x1184, bf8a9ecb9e8eef7924f53a9db4….jpg)

Also, raccoon cocks don't have a knot.
And the feet pads aren't correct.
At least they got the number of toes right.

6de646b7 No.3726979

File: 1703643474221.jpg (1.49 MB, 1920x1920, 24cf28.jpg)

Rocket Is very playful in bed….

473d2a49 No.3726992

File: 1703658615146-0.png (60.6 KB, 500x360, 1703357588926.png)

File: 1703658615146-1.jpeg (53.35 KB, 512x768, anthropomorphic_female_ra….jpeg)

File: 1703658615146-2.jpeg (52.29 KB, 512x768, anthropomorphic_female_ra….jpeg)

Close enough!

6de646b7 No.3727102

File: 1703805912964-0.jpg (423.65 KB, 1920x959, 111aaa.jpg)

File: 1703805912964-1.jpg (1009.76 KB, 1920x1476, 222bbb.jpg)

File: 1703805912964-2.jpg (731.1 KB, 1920x1354, 333ccc.jpg)

Some scientists say that if humans disappeared from the Earth, it would not be primates of any kind, monkeys or apes, that would take over and continue civilization, but Raccoons, due to their intelligence AND astonishing adaptibility.

Continue Reading..


3049fcbf No.3727880

File: 1704487630184.jpg (75.07 KB, 500x531, 415485456_1593887598091979….jpg)

6de646b7 No.3727980

That store room he is posing in is absolutely horrendous! Look at all the dust on everything, I don't see hardly one single thing in there that is worth keeping! it was all mostly junk to start with from the looks of it, why keep it? Homeless people wouldn't even pick it up!!

I know this is A.I. (it can look a little too real sometimes) but I have actually seen rooms like this IRL and even worse, and it brings back bad memories I guess.
You have probably seen something similar to this or worse IRL also, I bet?
Please tell us about it!!

5b138005 No.3728143

File: 1704656001271.jpg (386.93 KB, 1825x2019, 1704214045.fisk_jn-brookes….jpg)

6de646b7 No.3728203

File: 1704715607032.jpg (80.5 KB, 1024x484, 111fsdfhdhjg.jpg)

VICE online magazine recently ran an article on which super heroes and villians are circumcised, because readers were curious. VICE gave various logical reasons why some probably were, (Magneto yes because he's Jewish, Wolverine no because even if it was cut off it would grow back, etc).

Here's what they had to say about ROCKET.

If you would like to check out the entire list, it's kind of a fun read, it's at


Do you agree or disagree with any of these guesses?

Although I guess anything's possible, I remember several years ago someone posted pics right here on Lulz of a real raccoon he had acquired that had apparently been circumcised, someone had either cut the floppy tip off his sheath or something had happened to it or maybe it was just a birth defect where the sheath was too short, but the curved head of his penis stuck out 100% of the time and had kind of dried out where the texture was different but was still completely usable.

5b138005 No.3728205

I had a coworker who wore "coon pecker earrings" made from their baculums. She probably thought they were lucky. I don't know if she hunted raccoons herself, but she bred and trained dogs to chase them up trees at least.

36b605f9 No.3728209

File: 1704721605865.png (1.76 MB, 2166x2491, f3c18e06d1897e5b61aeafb570….png)

>Baculum is the reason why Rocket wouldn't be uncircumcised.

The woman who wrote this trash doesn't understand penises or circumcision

3049fcbf No.3728215

File: 1704729316268.png (520.91 KB, 597x548, Screenshot 2024-01-08 at 1….png)

That reminded me of an old stupid Yahoo Answers to a question some idiot asked "Should we have our cat circumcised?" and the best answer on Yahoo to that question was "Only if the cat is Jewish."

d4fe89f0 No.3728274

What about pigs?

6de646b7 No.3729412

File: 1705600189770.jpg (2.01 MB, 2896x1632, a3d6bb1a0d3db6742c63a63f00….jpg)

Imagine a stunning anthropomorphic raccoon, his sleek and muscular physique glistening with a hint of mind-warping Procyon sweat. His athletic build accentuates every curve and ripple of his body, from his toned arms to his defined abs. His fur is a luscious shade of chocolate brown, soft to the touch and begging to be explored. With mischievous eyes that hold a tantalizing promise, this raccoon exudes a raw, primal energy that is impossible to resist. His playful nature and agile movements make every encounter an exhilarating experience, leaving you craving for more.

df610a67 No.3729414

That pathetic image is excessively dark and gloomy. Please fire your AI with extreme prejudice. Preferably with a bullet in the back of the head.

6de646b7 No.3729415

File: 1705601615504.jpg (2.31 MB, 2896x1632, a3d6bb1a0d3db.jpg)

It's in outer space.
Space is dark.
Turned on some interior lights,
is this better?

df610a67 No.3729417

Ok, maybe not fire AI after all. :)

b05b1bd1 No.3729543

get rid of the gross human dick and we'll talk

5b138005 No.3730191

File: 1706278300562.webm (1.28 MB, 1920x1080, c663ad3f818feac15cd5804b8….webm)

6de646b7 No.3730288

File: 1706333494718-0.jpg (1.43 MB, 1560x1560, 2f53a5f08662115d79922d5f7a….jpg)

File: 1706333494718-1.jpg (1.37 MB, 1560x1560, 711be095deb2af08ead87164ae….jpg)

6de646b7 No.3730328

File: 1706366463423.jpg (1.37 MB, 1920x1920, 1706264203561vvvv.jpg)

Hey man, you got any, uhh, lubricant for sale?

fbdefe8f No.3730331

It's free, but you gotta wear a blindfold and suck it out of a hose.

6de646b7 No.3731862

File: 1707533957137.jpg (751.99 KB, 1280x947, e5f3f29a.jpg)

Trashy Girl TF
She's waiting for you to fuck her, come on! She finds you cute.

6359cf59 No.3733165

File: 1708792371006.jpg (227.6 KB, 1666x1166, Hot-Toys-Guardians-of-the-….jpg)

Actually it's a posable action figure toy model that you can buy from some place called Hot Toys.
Want one?

79b4785f No.3737936

File: 1713435222072.jpg (262.31 KB, 960x540, original.jpg)


We live in a time were you could wear your vision pro and use ai art to animate your characters in it.

5b138005 No.3737940

File: 1713444744362.jpg (1.8 MB, 4096x2587, 0768ce9012005830e0c2cdefeb….jpg)

Amusing pillow talk. Reminds me of the taxi scene from Pulp Fiction.

af3ebabb No.3738058

Hot Toys is a Chinese company. They make 12" figures of tons of things, mostly Marvel, Star Wars, etc. They're very expensive, but the details are normally top notch. Though the materials sometimes don't last as long as one would hope.

You can buy Hot Toys figures from most places, Bigbadtoystore, Sideshowtoy, Entertainmentearth, etc, etc.

0da026ff No.3738063

File: 1713595810046.png (349.74 KB, 729x551, Screenshot 2024-04-20 at 0….png)

77290170 No.3741604

File: 1717407753017.png (230.47 KB, 634x354, stuck_raccoon.png)

d85d3b32 No.3741641

Spank his butt and CUM onto the OnaHole!

d5837d8a No.3742590

File: 1718271200962.jpg (166.25 KB, 1024x1024, 239ecf9b6dbd8418464860ab3d….jpg)

3dab55bb No.3742762

File: 1718338481810.jpg (621.3 KB, 1280x1280, 51570606_.jpg)

Giggle Giggle
You'll never know how good this feels to a raccoon, because they have 20x more nerve ending per square centimeter on their bodies than humans do.

e218f9a1 No.3742801

no, we've never been touched by a female

254f574f No.3742814

File: 1718373685121.png (337.23 KB, 1964x1554, ohmyrichard-shrug.png)

Really unfortunate that my mom had severe post partum depression. I feel like I might have turned out different if I had any physical touch other than being raped, before I was in my late teens.

Just seems like a hug or slap, maybe a hand touching me, might have went a long way for my mental stability.

254f574f No.3742815

I actually never shook hands before I was 25, it was for a coining.

I just kinda fist bump instead of doing the hand thing now. Touching another person was super uncomfortable.

254f574f No.3742867

how do you all even handle people touching you. The feeling of spiders crawling through my veins just kinda puts me off.

Not only do I not understand why people want that sensation, I don't understand why they pursue it. Its horrible and disgusting.

79b4785f No.3743134

File: 1718572178072.png (20.94 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

Imagine Steam wearing an AI generated raccon fursuit that is 3D printed and won a prize?


49b60edc No.3746967

File: 1721188901631.png (4.85 MB, 3072x2048, 1b699a9e39d9d70e5cf56e1dfc….png)

I had to do it! Tiny trash king atop his trash throne!

Also finally figured out how to "Sheath" the male parts. Will be looking into this idea more in the future instead of just having big erect wangs everywhere, as fun as that is lol.

5b138005 No.3747418

File: 1721427037908.jpg (1.37 MB, 2160x2160, 8512e0da3701fdce7d4d9fea37….jpg)


Raccoon forgot to wash his cheese, and it got caught in his throat. Luckily some bros were around to save him from choking to death.

5b138005 No.3747419

File: 1721427164070-0.jpg (2.79 MB, 1280x1682, 1716078900.arcr-cric_20240….jpg)

File: 1721427164070-1.jpg (1.99 MB, 2085x3535, 5f5492485966ead7ef93e5ce1e….jpg)

49b60edc No.3747460

File: 1721440186516.jpg (811.78 KB, 2560x2560, b0bec6c105d0423ccdaa3df507….jpg)

Raccoons are actually hung pretty nicely compared to most other woodland species and a few other animals of similar size, as this comparison will show, a raccoon penis bone which in them corresponds to the actual length of their penis, comes out at the top.
The more you know.

765f2279 No.3747465


Thank you for showing us your collection of freeze-dried animal penises. Please consult Yelp for the closest mental health facility in your area and make a reservation.

49b60edc No.3747477

Lol, image was found on web, silly.

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