Nice picture of somebody's pet raccoon YAWNING.
Time to sniff his ROCCY FEET and to lick his SmallHole while he's stucked!!
After watching Guardians of the Galaxy 3 I can no longer see Raccoons as sexy.
Longer clip here:https://www.facebook.com/VT/videos/raccoon-dancing-on-a-pole/400881264068715/>>3712593
I would pay big money to see that. Especially if he is unwashed and I could sit close enough to smell him and his feet while he dances and stirs up air currents.
someday there will be "uplifted" species doing exactly this either because they want to, or to earn a living, or both.
"Uplifted" is not the same as "anthro" BTW, as far as I'm concerned it's better.
That might not be for a long time though, and the gap will be filled by fursuiters of the future wearing fully articulated animatronic furry bodysuits (I call them 'LifeSuits') that have natural facial expressions, are anatomically accurate, and cannot easily be distinguished from an actual living creature.
They too would be pole dancing in the manner you describe.
I'm waiting for the first furry strip club to open. The problem is that the fursuits aren't convincing enough yet.
But the fursuits of the future will be.
And when uplifted species are here, there will probably be more than only humans in the audience watching the performer(s) and masturbating, with cocks of every shape and description being played with by their owners, and semen of every kind flowing like wine.
And I have no doubt that an ACTUAL raccoon could be taught to pole dance in an erotic way and expose himself in the manner you describe, this clip shows it can be done.
They are so smart and so willing it seems like.
The great picture!!
If only the feet were more detailed.
Took a bit more time to achieve orgasm due to low quality.
But during ending that doesn't matter much, suprisingly.
Mountain Home AFB had a little raccoon bro. He'd come over for snacks, and I got him flea meds. Raccoon flea meds are hard to come by, thank you amazon.
He'd slap himself in your lap and demand you pet him. He was like a pushy dog.
cI'd occasionally get him a general dewormer if his belly started bloated, but it was maybe twice a year.
Otherwise, he was basically the smoke pit's dog.
and before someone asks, since I wasn't married, I spent 5 years in the dorms. I was approved to go to base housing 2 weeks before I finished my 6 year contract and bailed.
Yeah, I was a Tech Sgt, living with an A1C. I was not happy.
even the snake pit losses some authority when you're standing way taller than any of them.
Its hard to appoint authority to someone a foot and a half taller than you.
I had a mini-fridge in my bedroom thank you very much.
and I had a combo lock I drilled into it with a safe key.
Finally have found the DETAILED one.
Now you can see the particles on his sweaty feet PRECISELY, made to be cleaned by you or he bites.
You don't wanna get hurt, so come on and reach your hands-free cumshot by being his FeetMaid, instead!!
Thanks, I was unable to find a larger image, glad one exists.
Notice how the split between two of the middle toes doesn't go all the way to the sole? A lot of other species with five toes have this feature, (skunks for example). And Humans! Check out your own feet, or someone else's. Don't know what it's for, maybe to collect cum, but maybe it shows we were all actually related millions of years ago! (with humans you can see this more clearly from the top).
Pull requesting tasks again…
All of that earns for WEEKEND to get rest and cum to raccoon feet.
Oh look, it's the rare STUCKING rooccy species!
Is there an encyclopedia about the species?
It could tell the feet structure and how to make them sweaty. Apply to the pink furry feet and you're done to get delight from it.
Simple isn't it?
Silly over-fed "plus size" raccoons.
You want to sculpt parts out and stuff some silicon in the raccoon toy. Yeah… good idea…
That mf posting irl raCOON feet pics needs to be hanged, drawn and quartered in this INSTANT
Why on earth would this even be a concern for you?
Pictures of Raccoon Feet aren't ILLEGAL.
The second face-pushing FOOT gets second dibs after first dibs for your nostrils, TOO!!
I seriously do not know what this smell thing is about. I actually smelled a raccoon foot out of curiosity, they basically smell like Fritos. Just get a bag and go to town, you don't have to abuse a raccoon to get the smell.
I only know it cause I had a raccoon and a GSD both smash their feet into my nose while I was petting them.
they like to kick their feet when you're skritching their haunches.
If they don't smell musky, MAKE them to smell musky by rubbing the toes RIGHT on their own long duck-like penis when erected!!
Bonus points if you make a male raccoon to cum while doing it!
Well while the raccoon's foot was in your face, did you check out his cock?
What was that like?
Were you impressed?
No I was not impressed, and I don't have a sense of smell.
I mainly came away from it with a small scar on the side of my face from the raccoon, and the german shepherd just kinda shoves his foot in my face at night occasionally.
Then again I probably do the same thing to him. My dog kinda sleeps snuggled up to me, nothing sexual.
>>3716679>>No I was not impressed, and I don't have a sense of smell.
But if you have no sense of smell, how could you have smelled the raccoon's feet like you said you did here?>>3716571
Were you just making that up?
actually, its not that I can smell them. I can just feel them in my nose.
amonia, the core substance in sweat, I can still feel.
I just can't smell it. I just know its there.
I can detect things like ammonia, capsasin, bleach, basically anything thats an agitant. I can't smell, but I can detect.
I have combo smoke detectors, and gas detectors, for lighter than air and heavier than air chems.
I'm good. I know my weaknesses, and I safeguard myself from them.
not sure if you should get a balloon
Quick, someone smell his feet
so he didn't die for nothing!!
musky-corny-dead type of smell combo now??
Can the guy with the famous game library name finally get out here if he has nothing to contribute and stop baiting for some reason?
Its true. I like to bite during sex, and everyone i've had sex with either becomes an alcoholic, or kills themself.
I'm like a trash panda vampire.
what a world we live in.
We literally have machines making trash pandas to fap to.
We have reached the height of evolution
Anatomically correct raccoon penis
>Ruined by piercing
>What a shame
True, a circumcised human penis is the only acceptable one for raccoon porn.
as a guy with a piercing, they can significantly enhance the experience.
The only problem is that the penis has a lot of capillaries, so when you get a nail hammered through it you have to wear an examatory glove taped on your dick for a week.
It is less than good. So much blood.
>>3716942> nail, copious blood
I think I'll pass on that.
All piercings and tattoos are trash.
I'm uncut so I don't need to hammer a nail into my dick to feel something.
I heard licking sweaty & smelly male raccoon's toes help him to restore the correct Rubik's cube faster, and only experimenting with your tongue right now can prove it, and not only for Rubik's cube, but for Orgasm's stick, too!!
That raccoon would be Steam's dream customer at his bar!
They might steal your coinage, but I have a feeling that the kind of payment you'd want is not in money from them, Mr. Gigolo.
wow, I had no idea rocket raccoon had so many foot shots.
Feet fetishist are weird.
I've got quite the reputation.
But alas, I'm not a hooker, I'm quite the opposite.
I've never paid for sex, I've tried but i come off like I'm a cop. I'm really bad at black market transactions.
Still im about 30% through my checklist of fucking someone from every country, state and bloc in the world. Minus Africa.
and thats not a racist thing, I just want to avoid Africa. It sounds awful.
I fucked a black Ethiopian named Gladass (I called her happy butt) when I was in a military psych ward, and a black idahian in high school… well I didn't actually have sex with her in high school, but I finger banged her hard enough, so it counts.
Would you wear a condom doing Aufy?
What if he wears his bimbo costume?
Aufy out of costume looks like your typical Martial Arts B-Movie bad guy. Even if you were drunk enough to have sex with Aufy, you'd need to hire someone to dub over his voice.
I have noise canceling amazon buds. I could just put on some japanese sound track and let the good times roll.
In a fight Aufy could probably over power me in pure force and stability, but I'm pretty much unmatched in dexterity and speed. I'd love to have a fight with him with japanese dubs in any case.
Plus I have like a ridiculous number of fighting styles on me.
My body is broken, but not all of my styles require more than technique. Just speculation though, I don't like fighting anymore, I have a 90 decibel alarm system on my house for a reason.
Hit that panic button and you don't need to throw a punch or fire a gun.
A naked martial arts encounter between you and Aufy followed by very drunken style sex.
Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - Ten Brothers of Shaolin
I can't get drunk enough to fuck Aufy.
History proves it, me and him ran a cult together for a few years, and we never even text fucked… and I text fuck everything.
We just are not comparable. Its like tossing pure potassium into water. We just don't get along.
"Gentlemen from this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty. Aha ha ha." - Aufy
"But isn't Betty a woman's name?" - Steamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz1rjq5emKY
>>3719326>Its like tossing pure potassium into water. We just don't get along.
That would be quite the spooge explosion then.
im talking total quadruple prostate annihilation across 4 races.
Completely not gay simulatanius ejaculation. With frag grenades in each of our assess.