c753f881 No.3708047
>>3708045Lol.
Nice picture of somebody's pet raccoon YAWNING.
7f211747 No.3708968
>>3708320Time to sniff his ROCCY FEET and to lick his SmallHole while he's stucked!!
247ae59e No.3708993
After watching Guardians of the Galaxy 3 I can no longer see Raccoons as sexy.
6de646b7 No.3712749
Longer clip here:
https://www.facebook.com/VT/videos/raccoon-dancing-on-a-pole/400881264068715/>>3712593I would pay big money to see that. Especially if he is unwashed and I could sit close enough to smell him and his feet while he dances and stirs up air currents.
someday there will be "uplifted" species doing exactly this either because they want to, or to earn a living, or both.
"Uplifted" is not the same as "anthro" BTW, as far as I'm concerned it's better.
That might not be for a long time though, and the gap will be filled by fursuiters of the future wearing fully articulated animatronic furry bodysuits (I call them 'LifeSuits') that have natural facial expressions, are anatomically accurate, and cannot easily be distinguished from an actual living creature.
They too would be pole dancing in the manner you describe.
I'm waiting for the first furry strip club to open. The problem is that the fursuits aren't convincing enough yet.
But the fursuits of the future will be.
And when uplifted species are here, there will probably be more than only humans in the audience watching the performer(s) and masturbating, with cocks of every shape and description being played with by their owners, and semen of every kind flowing like wine.
And I have no doubt that an ACTUAL raccoon could be taught to pole dance in an erotic way and expose himself in the manner you describe, this clip shows it can be done.
They are so smart and so willing it seems like.
b3adac09 No.3712986
>>3712898The great picture!!
If only the feet were more detailed.
Took a bit more time to achieve orgasm due to low quality.
But during ending that doesn't matter much, suprisingly.
ef0f97d6 No.3713077
>>3712986Mountain Home AFB had a little raccoon bro. He'd come over for snacks, and I got him flea meds. Raccoon flea meds are hard to come by, thank you amazon.
He'd slap himself in your lap and demand you pet him. He was like a pushy dog.
ef0f97d6 No.3713078
>>3713077cI'd occasionally get him a general dewormer if his belly started bloated, but it was maybe twice a year.
Otherwise, he was basically the smoke pit's dog.
ef0f97d6 No.3713080
>>3713078and before someone asks, since I wasn't married, I spent 5 years in the dorms. I was approved to go to base housing 2 weeks before I finished my 6 year contract and bailed.
Yeah, I was a Tech Sgt, living with an A1C. I was not happy.
ef0f97d6 No.3713089
>>3713084even the snake pit losses some authority when you're standing way taller than any of them.
Its hard to appoint authority to someone a foot and a half taller than you.
ef0f97d6 No.3713150
>>3713111I had a mini-fridge in my bedroom thank you very much.
and I had a combo lock I drilled into it with a safe key.
ceb9cacd No.3713569
>>3712898Finally have found the DETAILED one.
Now you can see the particles on his sweaty feet PRECISELY, made to be cleaned by you or he bites.
You don't wanna get hurt, so come on and reach your hands-free cumshot by being his FeetMaid, instead!!
6de646b7 No.3713578
>>3713569Thanks, I was unable to find a larger image, glad one exists.
Notice how the split between two of the middle toes doesn't go all the way to the sole? A lot of other species with five toes have this feature, (skunks for example). And Humans! Check out your own feet, or someone else's. Don't know what it's for, maybe to collect cum, but maybe it shows we were all actually related millions of years ago! (with humans you can see this more clearly from the top).
ceb9cacd No.3713807
>>3713711Pull requesting tasks again…
All of that earns for WEEKEND to get rest and cum to raccoon feet.
ceb9cacd No.3713810
>>3708319>>3708320Oh look, it's the rare STUCKING rooccy species!
Is there an encyclopedia about the species?
It could tell the feet structure and how to make them sweaty. Apply to the pink furry feet and you're done to get delight from it.
Simple isn't it?
fb16c58d No.3713878
>>3708319>>3708320>>3713810Silly over-fed "plus size" raccoons.
d81d290c No.3714328
>>3714327You want to sculpt parts out and stuff some silicon in the raccoon toy. Yeah… good idea…
5410b9d7 No.3714416
That mf posting irl raCOON feet pics needs to be hanged, drawn and quartered in this INSTANT
6de646b7 No.3714417
>>3714416Why on earth would this even be a concern for you?
Pictures of Raccoon Feet aren't ILLEGAL.
YET!!
82d4a99a No.3714488
>>3714477The second face-pushing FOOT gets second dibs after first dibs for your nostrils, TOO!!
ef0f97d6 No.3716571
>>3715905I seriously do not know what this smell thing is about. I actually smelled a raccoon foot out of curiosity, they basically smell like Fritos. Just get a bag and go to town, you don't have to abuse a raccoon to get the smell.
I only know it cause I had a raccoon and a GSD both smash their feet into my nose while I was petting them.
ef0f97d6 No.3716572
>>3716571they like to kick their feet when you're skritching their haunches.
ab2d9ccd No.3716598
>>3716571If they don't smell musky, MAKE them to smell musky by rubbing the toes RIGHT on their own long duck-like penis when erected!!
Bonus points if you make a male raccoon to cum while doing it!
13bd9135 No.3716629
>>3716571Well while the raccoon's foot was in your face, did you check out his cock?
What was that like?
Were you impressed?
ef0f97d6 No.3716679
>>3716629No I was not impressed, and I don't have a sense of smell.
I mainly came away from it with a small scar on the side of my face from the raccoon, and the german shepherd just kinda shoves his foot in my face at night occasionally.
Then again I probably do the same thing to him. My dog kinda sleeps snuggled up to me, nothing sexual.
ace05e83 No.3716718
>>3716679>>No I was not impressed, and I don't have a sense of smell.But if you have no sense of smell, how could you have smelled the raccoon's feet like you said you did here?
>>3716571Were you just making that up?
ef0f97d6 No.3716746
actually, its not that I can smell them. I can just feel them in my nose.
ef0f97d6 No.3716747
>>3716746amonia, the core substance in sweat, I can still feel.
I just can't smell it. I just know its there.
ef0f97d6 No.3716748
>>3716747I can detect things like ammonia, capsasin, bleach, basically anything thats an agitant. I can't smell, but I can detect.
ef0f97d6 No.3716764
>>3716762I have combo smoke detectors, and gas detectors, for lighter than air and heavier than air chems.
I'm good. I know my weaknesses, and I safeguard myself from them.
710fcf91 No.3716775
>>3716767not sure if you should get a balloon
c753f881 No.3716799
>>3716765(picture)
Quick, someone smell his feet
so he didn't die for nothing!!
musky-corny-dead type of smell combo now??
52a9dada No.3716819
Can the guy with the famous game library name finally get out here if he has nothing to contribute and stop baiting for some reason?
ef0f97d6 No.3716885
>>3716880Its true. I like to bite during sex, and everyone i've had sex with either becomes an alcoholic, or kills themself.
I'm like a trash panda vampire.
d81d290c No.3716908
generated trash panda
>>3716907
>>3716905
>>3716906
ef0f97d6 No.3716909
>>3716908what a world we live in.
We literally have machines making trash pandas to fap to.
We have reached the height of evolution
cd863aeb No.3716933
>>3716873Anatomically correct raccoon penis
>Ruined by piercing
>What a shameTrue, a circumcised human penis is the only acceptable one for raccoon porn.
ef0f97d6 No.3716942
>>3716933as a guy with a piercing, they can significantly enhance the experience.
The only problem is that the penis has a lot of capillaries, so when you get a nail hammered through it you have to wear an examatory glove taped on your dick for a week.
It is less than good. So much blood.
dabe578f No.3716943
>>3716942> nail, copious bloodI think I'll pass on that.
f654dfb9 No.3716958
All piercings and tattoos are trash.
I'm uncut so I don't need to hammer a nail into my dick to feel something.
3726f9a2 No.3716969
>>3716924> 5I heard licking sweaty & smelly male raccoon's toes help him to restore the correct Rubik's cube faster, and only experimenting with your tongue right now can prove it, and not only for Rubik's cube, but for Orgasm's stick, too!!
3049fcbf No.3719286
>>3718389That raccoon would be Steam's dream customer at his bar!
3049fcbf No.3719302
>>3719301They might steal your coinage, but I have a feeling that the kind of payment you'd want is not in money from them, Mr. Gigolo.
dd9d3765 No.3719303
>>3719279wow, I had no idea rocket raccoon had so many foot shots.
Feet fetishist are weird.
dd9d3765 No.3719304
>>3719302I've got quite the reputation.
But alas, I'm not a hooker, I'm quite the opposite.
dd9d3765 No.3719306
>>3719304I've never paid for sex, I've tried but i come off like I'm a cop. I'm really bad at black market transactions.
Still im about 30% through my checklist of fucking someone from every country, state and bloc in the world. Minus Africa.
dd9d3765 No.3719310
>>3719306and thats not a racist thing, I just want to avoid Africa. It sounds awful.
I fucked a black Ethiopian named Gladass (I called her happy butt) when I was in a military psych ward, and a black idahian in high school… well I didn't actually have sex with her in high school, but I finger banged her hard enough, so it counts.
3049fcbf No.3719315
>>3719314Would you wear a condom doing Aufy?
3049fcbf No.3719317
>>3719316What if he wears his bimbo costume?
3049fcbf No.3719319
>>3719318Aufy out of costume looks like your typical Martial Arts B-Movie bad guy. Even if you were drunk enough to have sex with Aufy, you'd need to hire someone to dub over his voice.
dd9d3765 No.3719320
>>3719319I have noise canceling amazon buds. I could just put on some japanese sound track and let the good times roll.
In a fight Aufy could probably over power me in pure force and stability, but I'm pretty much unmatched in dexterity and speed. I'd love to have a fight with him with japanese dubs in any case.
dd9d3765 No.3719321
>>3719320Plus I have like a ridiculous number of fighting styles on me.
My body is broken, but not all of my styles require more than technique. Just speculation though, I don't like fighting anymore, I have a 90 decibel alarm system on my house for a reason.
Hit that panic button and you don't need to throw a punch or fire a gun.
3049fcbf No.3719323
>>3719322
A naked martial arts encounter between you and Aufy followed by very drunken style sex.
3049fcbf No.3719325
>>3719324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtm4NraBN4sChop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - Ten Brothers of Shaolin
dd9d3765 No.3719326
>>3719325I can't get drunk enough to fuck Aufy.
History proves it, me and him ran a cult together for a few years, and we never even text fucked… and I text fuck everything.
We just are not comparable. Its like tossing pure potassium into water. We just don't get along.
3049fcbf No.3719327
>>3719324"Gentlemen from this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty. Aha ha ha." - Aufy
"But isn't Betty a woman's name?" - Steam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz1rjq5emKY 3049fcbf No.3719328
>>3719326>Its like tossing pure potassium into water. We just don't get along.That would be quite the spooge explosion then.
dd9d3765 No.3719337
>>3719333im talking total quadruple prostate annihilation across 4 races.
Completely not gay simulatanius ejaculation. With frag grenades in each of our assess.
4ed32ebf No.3723705
>>3719279I got a boner to that one.
I bet rubbing a penis onto a common wild raccoon FootSole and onto Rocket Raccoon sequentically may lead to heavy climax and premature ejaculation, leading to very intense delight. Not only for you, though, but for your fluffy arouse enablers, too.
6de646b7 No.3724141
>>3724112Raccoons are such pervs, you can see his nostrils flaring in that vid as he runs his probing nose all over her feet drinking in her stinky foot smells.
Does anyone have the video that was posted on the old PetLover's Forum (PLF), I remember it was about two minutes long and showed a raccoon sucking on some woman's big toe and then he starts humping her dirty feet until he squirts his cum all over them, she was letting him do it, and laughing.
>>3724124Thanks for the link, there are a lot of videos and I have found some interesting things there already.
6de646b7 No.3724275
>>3724112This clearly shows that other species can have Fetishes too.
>>3724257You do realize that Amputee is a Fetish,
as well as Prosthetics?
6de646b7 No.3727102
Some scientists say that if humans disappeared from the Earth, it would not be primates of any kind, monkeys or apes, that would take over and continue civilization, but Raccoons, due to their intelligence AND astonishing adaptibility.
Continue Reading..
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/how-smart-are-raccoons-everything-we-know-about-their-intelligence-with-the-help-of-two-experts-in-the-field/ar-AA1fXai0?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=69586850c71e48e080deccdb98058a2c&ei=53 6de646b7 No.3727980
>>3724661That store room he is posing in is absolutely horrendous! Look at all the dust on everything, I don't see hardly one single thing in there that is worth keeping! it was all mostly junk to start with from the looks of it, why keep it? Homeless people wouldn't even pick it up!!
I know this is A.I. (it can look a little too real sometimes) but I have actually seen rooms like this IRL and even worse, and it brings back bad memories I guess.
You have probably seen something similar to this or worse IRL also, I bet?
Please tell us about it!!
6de646b7 No.3728203
VICE online magazine recently ran an article on which super heroes and villians are circumcised, because readers were curious. VICE gave various logical reasons why some probably were, (Magneto yes because he's Jewish, Wolverine no because even if it was cut off it would grow back, etc).
Here's what they had to say about ROCKET.
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If you would like to check out the entire list, it's kind of a fun read, it's at
https://www.vice.com/en/article/mbwg5x/the-definitive-guide-to-superhero-dicksDo you agree or disagree with any of these guesses?
Although I guess anything's possible, I remember several years ago someone posted pics right here on Lulz of a real raccoon he had acquired that had apparently been circumcised, someone had either cut the floppy tip off his sheath or something had happened to it or maybe it was just a birth defect where the sheath was too short, but the curved head of his penis stuck out 100% of the time and had kind of dried out where the texture was different but was still completely usable.
5b138005 No.3728205
>>3728203I had a coworker who wore "coon pecker earrings" made from their baculums. She probably thought they were lucky. I don't know if she hunted raccoons herself, but she bred and trained dogs to chase them up trees at least.
d4fe89f0 No.3728274
>>3728215What about pigs?
df610a67 No.3729414
>>3729412That pathetic image is excessively dark and gloomy. Please fire your AI with extreme prejudice. Preferably with a bullet in the back of the head.
6de646b7 No.3729415
>>3729414It's in outer space.
Space is dark.
Turned on some interior lights,
is this better?
df610a67 No.3729417
>>3729415Ok, maybe not fire AI after all. :)
b05b1bd1 No.3729543
>>3729415get rid of the gross human dick and we'll talk
fbdefe8f No.3730331
>>3730328It's free, but you gotta wear a blindfold and suck it out of a hose.
af3ebabb No.3738058
>>3733165Hot Toys is a Chinese company. They make 12" figures of tons of things, mostly Marvel, Star Wars, etc. They're very expensive, but the details are normally top notch. Though the materials sometimes don't last as long as one would hope.
You can buy Hot Toys figures from most places, Bigbadtoystore, Sideshowtoy, Entertainmentearth, etc, etc.
d85d3b32 No.3741641
>>3741604Spank his butt and CUM onto the OnaHole!
254f574f No.3742815
I actually never shook hands before I was 25, it was for a coining.
I just kinda fist bump instead of doing the hand thing now. Touching another person was super uncomfortable.
254f574f No.3742867
how do you all even handle people touching you. The feeling of spiders crawling through my veins just kinda puts me off.
Not only do I not understand why people want that sensation, I don't understand why they pursue it. Its horrible and disgusting.
765f2279 No.3747465
>>3747460Thank you for showing us your collection of freeze-dried animal penises. Please consult Yelp for the closest mental health facility in your area and make a reservation.
49b60edc No.3747477
>>3747465Lol, image was found on web, silly.
