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6de646b7 No.3708041[View All]

RACCOON THREAD II (PROCYON LOTOR)
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3049fcbf No.3727880

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6de646b7 No.3727980

>>3724661
That store room he is posing in is absolutely horrendous! Look at all the dust on everything, I don't see hardly one single thing in there that is worth keeping! it was all mostly junk to start with from the looks of it, why keep it? Homeless people wouldn't even pick it up!!

I know this is A.I. (it can look a little too real sometimes) but I have actually seen rooms like this IRL and even worse, and it brings back bad memories I guess.
You have probably seen something similar to this or worse IRL also, I bet?
Please tell us about it!!

5b138005 No.3728143

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6de646b7 No.3728203

File: 1704715607032.jpg (80.5 KB, 1024x484, 111fsdfhdhjg.jpg)

VICE online magazine recently ran an article on which super heroes and villians are circumcised, because readers were curious. VICE gave various logical reasons why some probably were, (Magneto yes because he's Jewish, Wolverine no because even if it was cut off it would grow back, etc).

Here's what they had to say about ROCKET.
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If you would like to check out the entire list, it's kind of a fun read, it's at

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mbwg5x/the-definitive-guide-to-superhero-dicks

Do you agree or disagree with any of these guesses?

Although I guess anything's possible, I remember several years ago someone posted pics right here on Lulz of a real raccoon he had acquired that had apparently been circumcised, someone had either cut the floppy tip off his sheath or something had happened to it or maybe it was just a birth defect where the sheath was too short, but the curved head of his penis stuck out 100% of the time and had kind of dried out where the texture was different but was still completely usable.

5b138005 No.3728205

>>3728203
I had a coworker who wore "coon pecker earrings" made from their baculums. She probably thought they were lucky. I don't know if she hunted raccoons herself, but she bred and trained dogs to chase them up trees at least.

36b605f9 No.3728209

File: 1704721605865.png (1.76 MB, 2166x2491, f3c18e06d1897e5b61aeafb570….png)

>>3728203
>Baculum is the reason why Rocket wouldn't be uncircumcised.

The woman who wrote this trash doesn't understand penises or circumcision

3049fcbf No.3728215

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>>3728203
That reminded me of an old stupid Yahoo Answers to a question some idiot asked "Should we have our cat circumcised?" and the best answer on Yahoo to that question was "Only if the cat is Jewish."

d4fe89f0 No.3728274

>>3728215
What about pigs?

6de646b7 No.3729412

File: 1705600189770.jpg (2.01 MB, 2896x1632, a3d6bb1a0d3db6742c63a63f00….jpg)

Imagine a stunning anthropomorphic raccoon, his sleek and muscular physique glistening with a hint of mind-warping Procyon sweat. His athletic build accentuates every curve and ripple of his body, from his toned arms to his defined abs. His fur is a luscious shade of chocolate brown, soft to the touch and begging to be explored. With mischievous eyes that hold a tantalizing promise, this raccoon exudes a raw, primal energy that is impossible to resist. His playful nature and agile movements make every encounter an exhilarating experience, leaving you craving for more.

df610a67 No.3729414

>>3729412
That pathetic image is excessively dark and gloomy. Please fire your AI with extreme prejudice. Preferably with a bullet in the back of the head.

6de646b7 No.3729415

File: 1705601615504.jpg (2.31 MB, 2896x1632, a3d6bb1a0d3db.jpg)

>>3729414
It's in outer space.
Space is dark.
Turned on some interior lights,
is this better?

df610a67 No.3729417

>>3729415
Ok, maybe not fire AI after all. :)

b05b1bd1 No.3729543

>>3729415
get rid of the gross human dick and we'll talk

5b138005 No.3730191

File: 1706278300562.webm (1.28 MB, 1920x1080, c663ad3f818feac15cd5804b8….webm)


6de646b7 No.3730288

File: 1706333494718-0.jpg (1.43 MB, 1560x1560, 2f53a5f08662115d79922d5f7a….jpg)

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6de646b7 No.3730328

File: 1706366463423.jpg (1.37 MB, 1920x1920, 1706264203561vvvv.jpg)

Hey man, you got any, uhh, lubricant for sale?

fbdefe8f No.3730331

>>3730328
It's free, but you gotta wear a blindfold and suck it out of a hose.

6de646b7 No.3731862

File: 1707533957137.jpg (751.99 KB, 1280x947, e5f3f29a.jpg)

Trashy Girl TF
She's waiting for you to fuck her, come on! She finds you cute.

6359cf59 No.3733165

File: 1708792371006.jpg (227.6 KB, 1666x1166, Hot-Toys-Guardians-of-the-….jpg)

Actually it's a posable action figure toy model that you can buy from some place called Hot Toys.
Want one?

79b4785f No.3737936

File: 1713435222072.jpg (262.31 KB, 960x540, original.jpg)

>>3731862
https://lulz.net/furi/src/1713434521451-2.jpg

We live in a time were you could wear your vision pro and use ai art to animate your characters in it.

5b138005 No.3737940

File: 1713444744362.jpg (1.8 MB, 4096x2587, 0768ce9012005830e0c2cdefeb….jpg)

Amusing pillow talk. Reminds me of the taxi scene from Pulp Fiction.

af3ebabb No.3738058

>>3733165
Hot Toys is a Chinese company. They make 12" figures of tons of things, mostly Marvel, Star Wars, etc. They're very expensive, but the details are normally top notch. Though the materials sometimes don't last as long as one would hope.

You can buy Hot Toys figures from most places, Bigbadtoystore, Sideshowtoy, Entertainmentearth, etc, etc.

0da026ff No.3738063

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77290170 No.3741604

File: 1717407753017.png (230.47 KB, 634x354, stuck_raccoon.png)


d85d3b32 No.3741641

>>3741604
Spank his butt and CUM onto the OnaHole!

d5837d8a No.3742590

File: 1718271200962.jpg (166.25 KB, 1024x1024, 239ecf9b6dbd8418464860ab3d….jpg)


3dab55bb No.3742762

File: 1718338481810.jpg (621.3 KB, 1280x1280, 51570606_.jpg)

Giggle Giggle
You'll never know how good this feels to a raccoon, because they have 20x more nerve ending per square centimeter on their bodies than humans do.

e218f9a1 No.3742801

>>3742762
no, we've never been touched by a female

254f574f No.3742814

File: 1718373685121.png (337.23 KB, 1964x1554, ohmyrichard-shrug.png)

>>3742801
Really unfortunate that my mom had severe post partum depression. I feel like I might have turned out different if I had any physical touch other than being raped, before I was in my late teens.

Just seems like a hug or slap, maybe a hand touching me, might have went a long way for my mental stability.

254f574f No.3742815

I actually never shook hands before I was 25, it was for a coining.

I just kinda fist bump instead of doing the hand thing now. Touching another person was super uncomfortable.

254f574f No.3742867

how do you all even handle people touching you. The feeling of spiders crawling through my veins just kinda puts me off.

Not only do I not understand why people want that sensation, I don't understand why they pursue it. Its horrible and disgusting.

79b4785f No.3743134

File: 1718572178072.png (20.94 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

Imagine Steam wearing an AI generated raccon fursuit that is 3D printed and won a prize?

https://lulz.net/furi/src/1718570938552-4.jpg

49b60edc No.3746967

File: 1721188901631.png (4.85 MB, 3072x2048, 1b699a9e39d9d70e5cf56e1dfc….png)

I had to do it! Tiny trash king atop his trash throne!

Also finally figured out how to "Sheath" the male parts. Will be looking into this idea more in the future instead of just having big erect wangs everywhere, as fun as that is lol.

5b138005 No.3747418

File: 1721427037908.jpg (1.37 MB, 2160x2160, 8512e0da3701fdce7d4d9fea37….jpg)

https://youtu.be/AOXndCSSZpc

Raccoon forgot to wash his cheese, and it got caught in his throat. Luckily some bros were around to save him from choking to death.

5b138005 No.3747419

File: 1721427164070-0.jpg (2.79 MB, 1280x1682, 1716078900.arcr-cric_20240….jpg)

File: 1721427164070-1.jpg (1.99 MB, 2085x3535, 5f5492485966ead7ef93e5ce1e….jpg)


49b60edc No.3747460

File: 1721440186516.jpg (811.78 KB, 2560x2560, b0bec6c105d0423ccdaa3df507….jpg)

Raccoons are actually hung pretty nicely compared to most other woodland species and a few other animals of similar size, as this comparison will show, a raccoon penis bone which in them corresponds to the actual length of their penis, comes out at the top.
The more you know.

765f2279 No.3747465

>>3747460

Thank you for showing us your collection of freeze-dried animal penises. Please consult Yelp for the closest mental health facility in your area and make a reservation.

49b60edc No.3747477

>>3747465
Lol, image was found on web, silly.

ce9fb6ce No.3749129

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e90db3e9 No.3754078

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919378c8 No.3754172

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e196b1f4 No.3754278

>>3754172
Nice AI art

ac20e12f No.3755589

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4a1ab063 No.3756179

File: 1728793067077.jpg (821.92 KB, 1500x1090, stock-photo-hand-of-a-youn….jpg)

Thank you

4a1ab063 No.3756180

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919378c8 No.3757069

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79b4785f No.3757401

File: 1729718097909.jpg (141.7 KB, 1336x567, Fig. 1 AB.jpg)

https://www.usgs.gov/news/pathology-case-month-raccoon

Gross Findings: On external examination, conjunctivae and oral mucosa were pale pink. On internal examination, there was minimal subcutaneous, visceral, peri-renal and epicardial fat. Pectoral muscle was atrophied. Large tan nematodes were present within the subcutaneous tissue and muscle fascia in all distal limbs. On the epicardium, a 3.5 x 2 cm tan focus extended from the mid-left ventricle to the apex of the heart. Tracheobronchial lymph nodes were enlarged. Bronchi contained red mucousy fluid. The esophagus was empty. The stomach contained thick tan pasty material. The wall of the stomach was expanded by edema. The mesenteric lymph node was black and measured 5 x 2 x 0.6 cm. Intestines contained scant tan to yellow digesta.

c5381768 No.3757982

File: 1730263052271.jpeg (44.01 KB, 792x792, scale.jpeg)

See this?
This is a RACCOON ASS.
Well, now you've seen one.

5aab00d2 No.3757988

>>3757982
How rude.

c59a3932 No.3759040

File: 1732064297176.jpg (84.86 KB, 704x1088, da8ee7a1a0c6984f01c39d8183….jpg)




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