RACCOON THREAD II (PROCYON LOTOR)

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RACCOON THREAD II (PROCYON LOTOR) Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon) 08:03:19 6de646b7 No.3708041 [View All]

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Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 17:49:49 6de646b7 No.3729412

File: 1705600189770.jpg (2.01 MB, 2896x1632, a3d6bb1a0d3db6742c63a63f00….jpg)

Imagine a stunning anthropomorphic raccoon, his sleek and muscular physique glistening with a hint of mind-warping Procyon sweat. His athletic build accentuates every curve and ripple of his body, from his toned arms to his defined abs. His fur is a luscious shade of chocolate brown, soft to the touch and begging to be explored. With mischievous eyes that hold a tantalizing promise, this raccoon exudes a raw, primal energy that is impossible to resist. His playful nature and agile movements make every encounter an exhilarating experience, leaving you craving for more.

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 17:59:36 df610a67 No.3729414

>>3729412
That pathetic image is excessively dark and gloomy. Please fire your AI with extreme prejudice. Preferably with a bullet in the back of the head.

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 18:13:35 6de646b7 No.3729415

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>>3729414
It's in outer space.
Space is dark.
Turned on some interior lights,
is this better?

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 18:22:13 df610a67 No.3729417

>>3729415
Ok, maybe not fire AI after all. :)

Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 11:47:18 b05b1bd1 No.3729543

>>3729415
get rid of the gross human dick and we'll talk

tms!8HZioZhw1c 01/26/24 (Fri) 14:11:40 5b138005 No.3730191

File: 1706278300562.webm (1.28 MB, 1920x1080, c663ad3f818feac15cd5804b8….webm)

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 05:31:34 6de646b7 No.3730288

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 14:41:03 6de646b7 No.3730328

File: 1706366463423.jpg (1.37 MB, 1920x1920, 1706264203561vvvv.jpg)

Hey man, you got any, uhh, lubricant for sale?

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 14:52:52 fbdefe8f No.3730331

>>3730328
It's free, but you gotta wear a blindfold and suck it out of a hose.

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 02:59:17 6de646b7 No.3731862

File: 1707533957137.jpg (751.99 KB, 1280x947, e5f3f29a.jpg)

Trashy Girl TF
She's waiting for you to fuck her, come on! She finds you cute.

WOW ROCKET THAT'S SOME DICK!! Anonymous 02/24/24 (Sat) 16:32:51 6359cf59 No.3733165

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Actually it's a posable action figure toy model that you can buy from some place called Hot Toys.
Want one?

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 10:13:42 79b4785f No.3737936

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>>3731862
https://lulz.net/furi/src/1713434521451-2.jpg

We live in a time were you could wear your vision pro and use ai art to animate your characters in it.

tms!8HZioZhw1c 04/18/24 (Thu) 12:52:24 5b138005 No.3737940

File: 1713444744362.jpg (1.8 MB, 4096x2587, 0768ce9012005830e0c2cdefeb….jpg)

Amusing pillow talk. Reminds me of the taxi scene from Pulp Fiction.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 03:45:26 af3ebabb No.3738058

>>3733165
Hot Toys is a Chinese company. They make 12" figures of tons of things, mostly Marvel, Star Wars, etc. They're very expensive, but the details are normally top notch. Though the materials sometimes don't last as long as one would hope.

You can buy Hot Toys figures from most places, Bigbadtoystore, Sideshowtoy, Entertainmentearth, etc, etc.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 06:50:10 0da026ff No.3738063

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https://www.cp24.com/news/make-a-mess-of-the-streets-of-toronto-as-a-raccoon-in-new-video-game-trash-panda-1.6665881?cache=%27yesclipId10406200text%2Fhtml%3Bcharset%3D%27utf-80404%2F7.583574

Anonymous 06/03/24 (Mon) 09:42:33 77290170 No.3741604

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Anonymous 06/03/24 (Mon) 14:47:21 d85d3b32 No.3741641

>>3741604
Spank his butt and CUM onto the OnaHole!

Anonymous 06/13/24 (Thu) 09:33:20 d5837d8a No.3742590

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Tee Hee Hee Anonymous 06/14/24 (Fri) 04:14:41 3dab55bb No.3742762

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Giggle Giggle
You'll never know how good this feels to a raccoon, because they have 20x more nerve ending per square centimeter on their bodies than humans do.

Steam 06/14/24 (Fri) 14:01:25 254f574f No.3742814

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>>3742801
Really unfortunate that my mom had severe post partum depression. I feel like I might have turned out different if I had any physical touch other than being raped, before I was in my late teens.

Just seems like a hug or slap, maybe a hand touching me, might have went a long way for my mental stability.

Steam 06/14/24 (Fri) 14:03:37 254f574f No.3742815

I actually never shook hands before I was 25, it was for a coining.

I just kinda fist bump instead of doing the hand thing now. Touching another person was super uncomfortable.

Steam 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:23:01 254f574f No.3742867

how do you all even handle people touching you. The feeling of spiders crawling through my veins just kinda puts me off.

Not only do I not understand why people want that sensation, I don't understand why they pursue it. Its horrible and disgusting.

Imagine Steam wearing an AI generated raccon fursuit and won a prize? Anonymous 06/16/24 (Sun) 21:09:38 79b4785f No.3743134

File: 1718572178072.png (20.94 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

Imagine Steam wearing an AI generated raccon fursuit that is 3D printed and won a prize?

https://lulz.net/furi/src/1718570938552-4.jpg

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 04:01:41 49b60edc No.3746967

File: 1721188901631.png (4.85 MB, 3072x2048, 1b699a9e39d9d70e5cf56e1dfc….png)

I had to do it! Tiny trash king atop his trash throne!

Also finally figured out how to "Sheath" the male parts. Will be looking into this idea more in the future instead of just having big erect wangs everywhere, as fun as that is lol.

tms!8HZioZhw1c 07/19/24 (Fri) 22:10:37 5b138005 No.3747418

File: 1721427037908.jpg (1.37 MB, 2160x2160, 8512e0da3701fdce7d4d9fea37….jpg)

https://youtu.be/AOXndCSSZpc

Raccoon forgot to wash his cheese, and it got caught in his throat. Luckily some bros were around to save him from choking to death.

tms!8HZioZhw1c 07/19/24 (Fri) 22:12:44 5b138005 No.3747419

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Comparison Of Raccoon Baculum To Other Species Anonymous 07/20/24 (Sat) 01:49:46 49b60edc No.3747460

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Raccoons are actually hung pretty nicely compared to most other woodland species and a few other animals of similar size, as this comparison will show, a raccoon penis bone which in them corresponds to the actual length of their penis, comes out at the top.
The more you know.

Anonymous 07/20/24 (Sat) 04:10:57 765f2279 No.3747465

>>3747460

Thank you for showing us your collection of freeze-dried animal penises. Please consult Yelp for the closest mental health facility in your area and make a reservation.

Anonymous 07/20/24 (Sat) 07:26:22 49b60edc No.3747477

>>3747465
Lol, image was found on web, silly.

Anonymous 08/05/24 (Mon) 05:42:45 ce9fb6ce No.3749129

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Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:38:14 e90db3e9 No.3754078

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Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 00:56:39 919378c8 No.3754172

File: 1726793799192.jpeg (364.1 KB, 1924x1070, Screenshot_19-9-2024_2058….jpeg)

https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/neighbourhood-inspired-charity-beer-raccoon-lager-launches-on-the-streets-of-toronto-825913138.html?fbclid=IwY2xjawFZpudleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHbAcEjtLqvw0f33Pwo7COZa9OT7LeKjaPU2V1nIZSq4i1TUjf6GSyZY8nQ_aem_pt_iQ3x7rx9LXpr7aUWXSg

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 21:45:56 e196b1f4 No.3754278

>>3754172
Nice AI art

Anonymous 10/08/24 (Tue) 06:17:48 ac20e12f No.3755589

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DON'T LOOK Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 04:17:47 4a1ab063 No.3756179

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Thank you

Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 04:18:55 4a1ab063 No.3756180

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Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 22:37:50 919378c8 No.3757069

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Pathology Case of the Month - Raccoon Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:14:57 79b4785f No.3757401

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https://www.usgs.gov/news/pathology-case-month-raccoon

Gross Findings: On external examination, conjunctivae and oral mucosa were pale pink. On internal examination, there was minimal subcutaneous, visceral, peri-renal and epicardial fat. Pectoral muscle was atrophied. Large tan nematodes were present within the subcutaneous tissue and muscle fascia in all distal limbs. On the epicardium, a 3.5 x 2 cm tan focus extended from the mid-left ventricle to the apex of the heart. Tracheobronchial lymph nodes were enlarged. Bronchi contained red mucousy fluid. The esophagus was empty. The stomach contained thick tan pasty material. The wall of the stomach was expanded by edema. The mesenteric lymph node was black and measured 5 x 2 x 0.6 cm. Intestines contained scant tan to yellow digesta.

Anonymous 10/30/24 (Wed) 04:37:32 c5381768 No.3757982

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