>>3767909Now, let’s talk about this scandal—apparently, USAID is just a front for political elites to funnel money to their kids’ “totally legit bro” nonprofits. Wild claim, except for the tiny little issue of zero actual evidence. Like, where’s the list of all these shadowy nepotism organizations? Where are the receipts? Did someone’s uncle’s Facebook post count as proof now?
And Bill Gates’ kid supposedly runs a dozen of these? That’s adorable, except for the fact that his oldest daughter is a medical student and not exactly out here embezzling foreign aid. But sure, let’s pretend the real crime is happening in imaginary family-run nonprofits and not, say, billionaires dodging taxes while lecturing us about government waste.
The best part? The people screaming about USAID fraud never seem to care when actual billions go missing from defense budgets or when corporations vacuum up subsidies like a Roomba on steroids. But yeah, tell me more about how the real enemy is charities helping poor people. Sounds super convincing.
