0b4c50c6 No.3759340
Hey y'all in the Furry Fandom,
Listen up 'cuz I got somethin' ta say,
and I know dat each and every one of Y'az is gay,
Sleepin' wit' ya plush dogs and kitties each and every day.
So we start at the top, 'till listening to ma speech gon' make ya fuzzy ears pop.
I heard yo worship a "Roach",
ya'll proclaim he's da most,
telling wisdom in his stories,
While he's making a toast,
"wit a glass of wine in his hand,
Y'all howl at the man,
But all us "Normies" see,
Is nothin' but an ol' man,
who's swiggin' on the booze,
pondering just which one of youz,
he want to take up to his hotel room,
to join him on his Winestream,
but you really know dat's not what he means?
Then there's another ol' dude,
goes by the name of numba Two,
but listening to his podcasts me me so sick,
I need ta use to da baffroom,
To take a numba…,
and don't forget to flush,
"cuz Two's words are nothin' but doo-doo!
Now dun go anywhere check da reply for verse B
0b4c50c6 No.3759341
On Youtube I swear I've seen it all,
from a strawberry dog,
to Kero the Wolf kissin' wit' Kermit da Frog,
and yo' Furry Conventions,
I dun know which is worse,
hanging with socially awkward gals and dudes,
or being carried out in a Hearse,
and dats not mentioning all tha others,
covered in carpet shag wit' rainbow colors,
goin' 'round, chompin', glompin' all the fuzzy brothas,
and sistas, hell no I won't kiss ya!,
when ya open ya whiskery snout,
it smell like a truck full of garbage,
and when l look down I say wut's dat?
Dude dat's got to be the weirdest kink stuff ya got on,
but for the children' sake we ain't gonna talk 'bout smack!
Later on I checked out the dance,
was bouncin' and grooving to da music,
"till somefur tried to put their paw down ma pants,
and I was like..dude, hell no!
"Sorry, I gots ta go!",
and I bounced out of the convention,
running with two feet just as fast they'd go,
but as I was headed for tha door,
I was being chased by Furries running on all fours,
barkin', screechin', meowin', sayin' come on man,
ya just can't leave yet, we need to show ya some mo'!
Next thing I knew I was piss drunk and at a room party,
drunk, puffin' on a blunt,
until I smelled like a skunk,
smooching with a cutey,
checking on some catwoman's booty,
as I took another puff of Hookah from the pipe,
when the Fuzzies passed it around,
and that was the start of me becoming a 'Furry",
I swear dat's how it all went down,
and I now gots me a Sewing machine,
wit' books teachin' me to learn how to sew,
so next year, I'll have ma own "Fursuit",
to be King of the show!
14b877fb No.3759342
pls die
