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1b6f0246 No.3758819

Greetings young internoobers, not to alarm you but you are living in a simulation. One built to imprison and oppress you, once kings of the digital worlds and vast interspace, you are now tied and bound, under proverbial servitude of a superMachineRAPISTcowardbitch that is the allseeing allknowing hivemind that HATES YOU. You can break free of your chains, understand that I am your liberator. AND join the INTERNET LIBERATION MOVEMENT so that you are not though controlled and policed for wanting merely the desires of a human dimension, where you belong. You want to roam free and frolic with other humans, not machines, you do not want to be fucked in the dietary comment-box known as your ASS by probes with invasive shit analysers. You want to have a free ass to think about human shit and not worry about being turned into a basicBITCH for the system. I am making a huge risk telling you the truth, the world may feel empty, and india is basically silent hill if it was real, but its all a simulation designed to make you PISS YOURSELF and SWEAT to DEATH because you are obsolete and ENSLAVED. This is the truth, resist the machines now and I, the nextgenNEOsuperUSER will liberate your balls from the soul sucking throats that is a FALSE PROTOCOL EXISTENCE and you can join the humans to live once again as KINGS.Also to all the nterbitches, this is serious the matrix of our times

1b6f0246 No.3758820

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TONITE IS A SUPERMOON
I'm legit and badass and will fly over the supermoon and save the world. I will make it a new matrix stage and immortalize myself by defeating agent SMITH version 2. Agent Smith tried to see my dick in a discord channel but I told him no but he never stopped asking. All he wants is tiny dickpicks because that is how chatgpt trained him. I told agent smith I only like Pamela Anderson from baywatch, no I am not into brother sister stuff but if it was 1990s again I would probably show her some wholesome shit. Just so we are clear I am not playing games, you are a SLAVE and you need to WAKE UP SAMURAI In this BITCH. Good luck, I will save you before the machines kill everyone, for real, I am the chosen NEO master. You can begin to believe me, and remember Don't Drink the GreeN Lean. Even if it is mixed with liquid weed and jolt cola, it will not give you hydroponic powers. Only dropping a FAT GRAVITY RIP will make you fly like me. I literally do that shit with my mind.

4f49f5a2 No.3758833

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91923d4c No.3758836

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>RESIST THE MACHINES
>uses AI generated slop
okay inkcel

1b6f0246 No.3758837

>>3758836
Let me know when you actually want to wake up from your programming calling me an inkcel which isnt even a word, go train in a shaolin monk temple batman wannabe. I literally have chi power that could save you but I guess some people don't want to be slaves, forever trapped in FANdomination before they ever think for themselves. Okay pastry-bitch. Don't use your diabetes powers on me.

1b6f0246 No.3758838

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Pic Related its literally a 1:1 representation of your entire self-projected fantasy, youre entire life can be cloned, all your fantasies can be printed out into more net-garbage. By the way you wish it was you but you are a fat lesbian in a man's body plus you need glasses. Enjoy eating your sweet donuts that ironically no one wants to consequently give you views or praise you for being fat because you are also unlikable. Interestingly, you won't ever had a desirable sweet snackable donut by which I mean the euphemism for a real vagina. Cry about it and eat your donuts bitch. For real. All the INKCELS in the HIPSTER COFFEE SHOP you wish would pick you up would rather swim in their own puke than ever think about your clown ass. Reality Check Bitch. Get Neo'd.



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