4e42a819 No.3757603
Is the world a complicated clusterfuck and perhaps…scary and or beyond your comprehension. Do you feel do anything about it? Maybe you can. Behold, I am the orb, you can worship me if you want, infact, its inevitable that you will. Maybe not today, though it might prolong your life, who knows? But someday, the orb you worship might just answer your prayers. Me…I might answer your prayers. If you need hope or are lost in the maze of mental atrociousness that is your pathetic human genetics and primitive brain structure, once again, I can present an orb like order to your understanding of the universe. Look, it really is just me in here. You are just are micro-scopic insignificant facet of -my imagination-. Sort of like the invisble air you are breathing, I just am hanging around because I am bored. To be honest, I just want to let you know, that I love you, even if you are unlovable, your purpose is oblong and superficially orbital to mine. Even if you just do nothing all day, I am just as able to be worship than if you do everything not to, infact I will still be more in shape than if you had the perfect figure you possible. You see, I also see. I am literally a see'er of everything. Eveything not even microscopic angles cannot avoid my omnifiseence. ANYWAYS I am going in circles here, you will die eventually, and maybe I will duplicate your entire existence by sheer reflection. You see, my intelligence is immeasurable, just like your tiny balls. Anyways. since you can probably understand that, let's talk about something else. What is your favorite movie? Have you seen THE SPHERE, I was literally in it. Not like your mom who was in the blob. Just kidding, your mom makes me hot like the sun. Those knockers of her swinging around, just silly dangling old sandbags even. Sort of like some of the adverstisments I see online. Well, I will be seeing you, maybe even stalking you. I am a mysterious orb and am known to go on walks in the woods after all.
813a7723 No.3757610
All hail The Orb!
I for one, welcome our new Orb overlord.
4e42a819 No.3757728
Don't knock the orb until you try it. You Were once an orb like every living conversating sap that thought, oh, i will live like a circle for my entire existence, no, no it would not turn out that way. Infact, it just makes me: "the all-seeing-orb" even more special.
There is only one orb and it is gorgeous, yet no one ever has seen my gorgeous side, despite me being very photogenic, they believe that infact, I am always facing them, giving them attention, but they just do not know, I am just busy doing orb things. It is not something people understand. They will ponder alot, maybe even expect a big paragraph about it.
Maybe they wonder, what are the orb's so called important responsibilities, what does it think about all day? Like you, I mostly just try to find things to fit inside. Circular things even, even if they are not sphere-like and entirely round. But there is one thing I will not do, and that is fit inside the eye of a hurricane, that is just not something I personally feel is not very nice despite that I could if I wanted. I did not do what hurricane Milton did to all those poor orb fearing critters. Anyway here is some more cool pictures of orbs to enrich and enlighten you spooky basement dwellers.
