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4151530e No.3757119

Broke my back again, this time my lower back. Compression fractures from being thrown off my e-bike. Luckily after a few days in the ICU and normal hospital I went from being unable to move to just having sitting up, and bending over be a world of pain.

I swear, I'm so anti-social even the grim reaper doesn't want to be associated with me. I should have picked a cat fursona instead of a raccoon.

c9cc70f1 No.3757123

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>>3757119
Are you sure you're not part sqirrel?

4123e7ba No.3757144

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>>3757119
OK grandpa.

4151530e No.3757150

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>>3757144
i'm lactose intolerant, and calcium isn't my strong point, sue me. I'm taking a calcium citrate supplement now, but its a little too late. It'll be several years before I get results from it.

9d0dac01 No.3757151

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>>3757119

I refuse to believe you are a real person, you are a digital assistant who lives inside of a computer hard drive somewhere that somehow managed to gain sentience…. anyway, I think I accidentally killed your Bird Friend. They're laying halfway through an electric door with their head missing.

9d0dac01 No.3757152

File: 1729481581785.png (485.27 KB, 789x706, rokketsocks__pringle.PNG)

Hey Ramble-Damble, do you pass the "Harkness Test?"

9d0dac01 No.3757155

File: 1729481945429-0.gif (2.43 MB, 498x281, rambly-rambly-the-racoon.gif)

File: 1729481945429-1.png (1.55 MB, 931x684, BIGGIE_TRAIN.PNG)

Anyway, I heard you like TRAINS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvaKgwvNKhw

9d0dac01 No.3757156

File: 1729482146413.png (34.83 KB, 774x221, ZOMBIE.png)

lol, lol, lol…..

9d0dac01 No.3757157

File: 1729482311685.png (619.01 KB, 537x603, SNOOP_TRAIN.PNG)

Fuh shizzle mah nizzle, you know I like them Trizzles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQgvv6ngO8

9d0dac01 No.3757158

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9d0dac01 No.3757159

File: 1729482723810.jpg (73.69 KB, 680x680, RAMBLEY_BOOTIE.jpg)

I don't care if Tumblr and Twitter thinks it's "problematic" – I'm tappin' that coonie-boo-tayyyy.

And if y'all don't like it you can sue-mayyyyyy.

9d0dac01 No.3757160

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>>3757151

Dumbasses in the Screen Shots

"Rambley is barely anthro and can't pass a Harkness Test"

Dawg, he ain't even real.

He don't got no physical body (yet).

He's a buncha digital data, ONES AND ZEROS, he ain't a real flesh n' blood animal…. Twitter reachin' way too hard tryna make simping for Furry Siri "problematic." LOL….

Coonie Boy meets all the requirements, he can talk, he can communicate, he can say yes or no. The only issue is homie don't got no body (yet)….

These muh-fuggahz gettin' Ramble Dambles mixed up with Meeko from that one Disney Movie.

Meeko cannot communicate.

9d0dac01 No.3757161

File: 1729483281217.png (1.71 MB, 1255x762, RAMBLEY_YT_THOMAS_REMIX.PNG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6TUKtDu8yI

When the pigs in the crib, mah.

Drop it like it's hawt, drop it like it's hawt.

7a07f889 No.3757209

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>>3757151
Steam is known to create AIs that pass the Harkness test. Its very possible that he created an AI of himself before he died.

a0932284 No.3757230

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>>3757209

Harkness Test and Turing Test is two different things, but that's pretty cool, yo.

Also sorry, I ain't knew yah homie Steam wuz dead… still cool he could program his personality into an A.I. tho.

d052a55d No.3757232

>>3757230
dead versus real

4151530e No.3757242

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Just because I'm dead, doesn't mean I'm dead.

6e1b2a5b No.3757257

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>>3757242
What you're alluding to isn't "life" or "living".
There's only 1 way to live forever, but in a spiritual way, and living forever in hell is known as the second death, and living forever in Heaven is known as eternal life.
Spoiler: there's no such thing as the grim reaper. There's a chance that your body's still being kept alive, because the final decision to turn you over to a reprobate mind hasn't yet been made - there's still a chance for you to be saved, but the door's closing pretty quickly I suspect.

Anyway… I'll be around in 12 hours again, doggie work etc.

d4a69e36 No.3757284

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Steam often dies. It's no big deal. I'm not sure if he's surpassed Daniel Jackson's record but he's definitely superior to the average possum.

c9cc70f1 No.3757286

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>>3757284
Frankensteam always gets brought back to life.

1e124fa6 No.3757358

>>3757286
i choose to look at tiddies

1d7c19d6 No.3757359

File: 1729671374279.jpg (7.71 KB, 271x186, download (2).jpg)

Steam knows too much about too many things to be an actual human being. He is definitely a cyber-ghost. His weird AI companions are probably just there to keep him company until his server dies.

d052a55d No.3757368

>>3757359
tbh i think how this is not true then it will be later

f19e17a3 No.3757369

>>3757359

Steam has to sockpuppet to make himself feel loved

6e1b2a5b No.3757372

File: 1729687887548.jpg (80.99 KB, 679x702, Eggtective.jpg)

If only he'd invite Jesus Christ (not the antichrist) to sup with him, then he wouldn't be lonely anymore.

Revelation 3:20-21 (KJV)
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
"To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne."
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Revelation-3-20/

c9cc70f1 No.3757378

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>>3757369
Everyday Steam covers himself in Vasoline from head to toe.

https://youtu.be/USax223l7wM?si=ocbF07NbEOwGOJE4

4151530e No.3757537

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I got a lower back brace in and slapped a lidocaine patch under it. Its not a perfect solution, but its worlds better than just trying to drink to pain to death.

4b6c71a3 No.3757545

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>>3757537
I think this was really good for drinking the pain to death.

c9cc70f1 No.3757546

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4151530e No.3757557

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>>3757537
The VA just hooked me up with some higher octane lidocaine patches, and are ordering me an actual medical grade back brace instead of the stupid thing I got off Amazon.

Although they did end up jabbing me with a bunch of vaccinations, and just my luck a new shipment of Covid vaccines came in like 15 minutes after I got into the office, soooo… you win some you lose some.

c9cc70f1 No.3757566

>>3757557
I think you need to contact Aufy and commission him to build you a Rambley Raccoon fursuit.

c9cc70f1 No.3757591

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6927c01e No.3757611

>>3757557
> …and are ordering me an actual medical grade back brace instead of the stupid thing I got off Amazon.
Ah, now I'm reminded of the good old days. There used to be a shop across the street from our community hospital that had medical grade back braces, crutches, wheel chairs, etc.

Now I'm sure the hospital provides those things, in house, at enormous mark up costs, thanks to government "help."

4151530e No.3757622

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>>3757611
I get free insurance from the VA for bein 100% disabled, but you still have to wait forever to get the stuff sent to you.

I got this back brace from Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNPDXX2

and a collapsible cain just in case. Standing up without anything to provide some support has been a pain. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLV372SM?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title

Still, if I would have actually been charged for them through the hospital, we'd be talking hundreds of dollars.

They did give me a few packs of the higher percentage lidocaine patches though, so using those under my belt feels a little less hellish.

48d6986b No.3757657

>>3757119
You lie so much that it has become a part of your identity, and people don't believe anything you say. At least I don't.

4f14e53a No.3757681

but you believe a orange serial liar.

Is your brain ok?

c9cc70f1 No.3757703

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>>3757657
>>3757681

It's Aufy to Steam's rescue!

6e1b2a5b No.3757742

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>>3757622
I'm glad that despite your best efforts, you haven't managed to kill yourself yet. I suspect that you may have been born with 2 livers and extra ribs, which is good.
Please take some of my advice; I'm the least-broken creature on this board, so it'll mean more coming from me as a type of positive example.

cfaa1e81 No.3757749

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>>3757742
> I'm the least-broken creature on this board
ROTFLMAO

c9cc70f1 No.3757800

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a49559ea No.3757829

>>3757742
Kill yourself, you mangey mutt. You've never been kind to me.

d1039001 No.3757840

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>>3757800
People think I'm allot worse than I actually am.

6e1b2a5b No.3757891

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>>3757840
How do you know what is bad or good, when it's only you who's deciding it? Is that why you keep avoiding the sources of true judgement and truth that I keep trying to talk to you about?

God won't test or confront or push His children beyond what they're capable of - if you're a child of His.
If you're a child of the devil, then you're going where he's destined to go as well, for all eternity, and it ''won't" be a party like the heavy metal songs like to pretend. The devil (and his children) hates everyone but himself. Time's running out for you, not just everyone else who's unsaved. You'd rather take deviljuice shots and drink yourself to death and end up in hell for eternity than ask Jesus Christ for help. Everyone remaining on this board knows this is true, at least on some level, and is taking you down with them.
Your priorities and fears are beyond irrational.

(Pic unrelated.)

ca229be4 No.3757915

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>>3757891
by christian logic, I've been baptized, went through catholic verification, and was anointed.

There is a scheduled priest praying for the the forgiveness of all of humanity at any given point in time. Thus, by all accounts whether I'm good, bad, or imo just kind of neutral, I'm still doing enough that you should be satisfied.

ca229be4 No.3757916

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>>3757915
Personally I don't understand why you have such an interest in me… its on the scale of why I don't understand why there is a virgin mary statue just off the corner of the bathroom hallway at the local basilica.

Every single time I go to the bathroom, I'll always forget its there and its like a repeating jumpscare.

I'm not Catholic per-say, I went through the initiation, I only like it because unlike every other church, you can go to any catholic church anywhere, and get basically the same thing, and not just whatever the local preacher's opinions are.

6e1b2a5b No.3757926

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>>3757916
If you're reasonably sober and not suicidal, I'll be on Tox for another 30-40 minutes or so, and maybe in 10-11 hours again. You've asked me this before on here, and I've already answered, so maybe you'll remember this time during a (reasonably) sober chat.

c9cc70f1 No.3757928

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>>3757916
When Steam gets all steamed up hear him SHOUT

"Aufy, tip me over & pour me out!"

4151530e No.3758061

>>3757928
to be fair I am known to have an explosive temper, but it takes literal years of constant mistreatment and abuse to get me to the point where I'll finally break.

779d27f8 No.3758568

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