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55a695d5 No.3754551

I have a mostly liquid diet, not referring to the alcohol. Nutritional shakes, meal replacement shakes, breakfast shakes, fruit smoothies ect. I'm looking to add real vegetables into it. Anyone have suggestions on powdered vegetable shakes that aren't mostly apple juice, and don't taste like a pig ass?

55a695d5 No.3754552

I usually supplement with… well supplements, but I figured I'm probably missing out on a lot of micro-nutrients and stuff from vegetables.

d61696a6 No.3754557

>>3754551
>fruit smoothies
Avoid turning out like Steve jew Jobs, and getting pancreatic cancer from too many fruit smoothies.
Meal replacements usually are full of refined sugar and (((soy))) "protein", which grows "man"boobs and limp wrists.
I usually eat raw meat, fruits and eggs, sometimes bits of carrot, and sometimes quality kibble when I'm in a hurry.

de760495 No.3754576

Just eat real food, retard

55a695d5 No.3754602

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>>3754576
I literally cant, my digestive tract is ripped and fried apart, normal solid food will make me almost immediately throw up.

55a695d5 No.3754603

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people don't usually just start going on a liquid diet unless they're fat or something is very wrong, and I'm not fat.

55a695d5 No.3754604

I mean I look kinda fat, but its because my abdominal muscles were ripped apart, so unless I focus, my organs just push out, making me look like I have a stomach, but in reality, I'm 180lbs and 6 feet tall, and there is no fat around my stomach, its just body failure.

55a695d5 No.3754605

you don't get cut in half without a few problems… life isn't anime where you can just magically full heal yourself.

af8ae79b No.3754614

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Wheatgrass juice. It's seriously good but only fresh. The powder is super gross. You can grow it on your counter and juice it yourself with a juicer made specifically for wheatgrass. Easy.

9de7abfd No.3754615

>>3754614
> You can grow it on your counter
My cats would eat it before I could use any.

af8ae79b No.3754620

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>>3754615
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheatgrass#Pets
>Wheatgrass is also cultivated for feeding to pet cats. Wheatgrass, along with shoots of other common grains such as oats, rye and barley, is sold for this purpose, including under the name cat grass. Many cats enjoy eating grass and wheatgrass is considered safe and healthy for them. It may provide nutrients and improve digestion by adding fiber to the diet. Eating wheatgrass may also provide mental stimulation. However, it is recommended to limit the quantity allowed, to avoid indigestion.
Didn't know cats eat grass.

0a782309 No.3754626

Maybe you shouldn't have destroyed your digestive tract with Bad Dragon's largest dildos and a swimming pool of liquor

8f5159ec No.3754631

>>3754602
Wtf degenerate shit were you up to to fuck yourself up so bad?

3f42d14c No.3754638

>>3754631
Steam was in a gay bar playing a drunken game of anal fisting when he tore his rectum. Out of gay shame, he waited until life threatening peritonitis set in before going to the clinic. Only emergency surgery saved him.

55a695d5 No.3754645

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>>3754638
yeah, no I was in the military and got fucked up.

6f416f38 No.3754665

>>3754645
You previously said it was from getting fisted by an adult when you were 5 years old.

55a695d5 No.3754668

>>3754665
uh no, pretty sure I didn't. I got raped when I was 5 multiple times by multiple people, and it made my ass loose, but the digestive problems were from a botched surgery after getting microwaved in the military.

f2f19f97 No.3754685

>>3754645
>I was in the military
Even gayer than I suspected…

ea47dc1d No.3754755

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>>3754645
>yeah, no I was in the military and got fucked up.
Mobile infantry made me the man I am today.

ef905a9f No.3754762

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>>3754760
Starship Troopers.

9a62f699 No.3754763

>>3754760
Starship Troopers (1997) I think. One of the great and hilarious Verhooven scifi flics. (Others are Robocob and Total Recall). Not suitable for people without sense of humor.



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