/furi/ - Yaff

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0151606/

This guy. Plus his son

Nah, just a bunch of drunk polacks.

I'm related to Rasputin, and Sir Francis Drake (dragon of the south), they both are pretty famous for fucking themselves to death. So thats a thing.

>>3752495
It kinda makes sense, both of them were notoriously hard to kill, and so far, I'm also like invincible or something. Not many people can get cut in half, have their neck snaped, get thrown in a tornado, have their spine shattered, and just uh… still be walking around.

Although I admit, living without half my digestive system is a bit of a pain.

I recently learned that I'm a direct descendant of Oliver Cromwell… For those of you who forgot your history (I did), Oliver Cromwell was a ruthless warlord and a dictator, who slaughtered civilians, persecuted the Irish, and stole their land. The massacres at Drogheda and Wexford have been described as the Hiroshima and Nagasaki of his time. All of which of course I condemn. We are not our ancestors. I love the Irish.

My uncle was a politician. And my dad ran a crime business.

Though thats probably not famous enough to count.

One of my cousins is trying to make it as a music band, But they sing yuck, christian music.

Were kind of more famous these days than we've ever been, in regards to people collecting data on us. And judging us based on our actions in public and private. Even our cars now are collecting data on us.

And we can speak to groups of people anywhere on the planet.

And we can have a following, a fan group, and be canceled like any regular celerity.

>>3752747
im an urge away from extracting all that data using Salem.