0168bdc2 No.3743267
I am myself and all that ever mattered.
25760c09 No.3743297
>>3743267You are yourself, you feel used to your body.
You gain the perk "knot a problem" you get plus to certain rolls.
25760c09 No.3743302
you are currently on "easy" mode, don't be a dick and turn it up to 11. I will not be held liable for claims regarding becoming a mixed racial genderly confused teenager. Just go with the white guy thing.
0168bdc2 No.3743303
I died
25760c09 No.3743307
>>3743303oops, it looked like you are dead. You gain the perk "knot a problem+2"
apparently your uncaring god will let you die infinitely, he hates everything for some reason. This ability may become hazardous in the future.
25760c09 No.3743313
>>3743310You have just gained the perk "scored"
Your dad is now proud of you football star, yay. Unfortunately, you are still in a room.
25760c09 No.3743331
>>3743328congrats, you are still alive, and in a small room with 3 doors.
25760c09 No.3743366
>>3743359congrats, you masturbated in the starting room without ever leaving.
For not leaving the initial cell, you gain the perk "incel." The combo of having this perk, along with "knot a problem" may complicate things.
25760c09 No.3743372
>>3743371you decide to just say fuck it and ignore everything. The darkness feels a little… greasy, maybe even metallic.
You definitely feel something, but its like a growing presence. Almost like something that wants to interact with you, but doesn't know how to yet.
Weird.
25760c09 No.3743374
You start feeling the dark getting heavier… do you want to be stupid and jerk off some more, or try to make an escape?
25760c09 No.3743410
>>3743390unexpected, but I have no problem with this.
Welcome to the TARDIS. It starts up, sounding very sad, almost as if some idiot doesn't know how to pilot it.
Unfortunately, despite being out of the dark room, you still feel its presence moving up to your groin. A stinging feeling is getting more noticeable just above your taint.
Something in the back of your head says mixing dr who, darkness, and your previous perks could be disastrous to your health.
25760c09 No.3743412
btw if someone wants to narrate the doctor, they can. Unfortunately my experience with the series is only with "the new who" I don't really know the personalities of the older series.
But I definitely know all the bad things that the series has to offer. So I'll just control the environment for a bit.
25760c09 No.3743416
>>3743415The TARDIS explodes, growing in size exponentially as a majestic dragon of male dignity fires out of it.
You are now confused, and back in a small room. Now with a dragon shaped hole in the ceiling, and one less door.
25760c09 No.3743417
>>3743416As the light flows into your tiny room with a dragon shaped hole in the ceiling, your prostate begins vibrating from within, it does not feel good at all.
Too bad there isn't a doctor of some sort available to check that out. Vibrating prostates are usually not the best thing to have, or maybe they are. Just going to see how this goes.
25760c09 No.3743418
Whatever is in your prostate does not like sunlight. Shit, too bad you're stuck in a room with a dragon sized hole in the ceiling, if only there was a way to get out of this situation.
25760c09 No.3743419
You have lost the perk "scored" your father no longer approves of you after somehow blowing up Jordan Peterson.
You have lost your dexterity bonus.
63c94edc No.3743438
>>3743433"Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough"
"In a softcore porn about Zygons, I wasn't expecting the strangest moment to be an 80s style shopping spree montage, I can tell you that much."
0168bdc2 No.3743475
>>3743438this guy jacking off to zygons and hobbits and i have to read about it for some reason
21f43255 No.3743478
>>3743433What Dragon Peterson didn't know, is that Mix sweats out all the crystal meth he smokes, making him like a poison dart frog (except instead of being brightly colored, he's a walking skeleton)
Dragon Peterson is now on meth.
25760c09 No.3743479
>>3743478wow, no one has even left the starting room, its already a disaster zone, Dr Who is dead, jordan peterson is a dragon who ate a meth head and created an entire market for dragon rehab, and the PC has both managed to kill himself, gain the respect of his father, and subsequently disappoint him to debuf levels.
I was going to murder you with an exploding prostate full of Vashta Nerada, but at this point thats not even weird enough
5b7317c3 No.3743480
"You either die a white knight or you live long enough to metamorphose into the methed-out dragon of chaos, eh?" - Dragon Peterson
63c94edc No.3743525
>>3743479As Mix uses his fire breath to light up a fatty, pinching it between two of his huge, sharp claws before raising it toward his scaly, dragon, maw and puffing on it like Puff the Magic Dragon did with Jackie Paper, the huge, scaly, one began to sweat and sweat, pouring out toxic fumes from his body, so thick that Dragon Peterson aka Steam incognito, began to choke. He frantically fumbled about his pockets with crippled hands only to be unsuccessful at finding a cloth or handkerchief to cover his gasping mouth and subsequently asphyxiated to death from the poison gas. Whatever Mix rolled up in the fatty, you could have been sure it wasn't safe, and probably purchased from a back alley shop in the Black Market on the Planet of Trolls. All hope was not lost, for suddenly a bright, shining, light began to emit from Dragon Peterson's body and the regeneration process of Steam began, with fireworks sparking off in every direction, before a blinding flash occurred and all of a sudden Dragon Peterson was now in the form of a pink and white, mechanical Circus Fox. Steam has just regenerated into Aufy. What happens next and what do you do?
21f43255 No.3743528
>>3743525I continue to vigorously masturbate.
c974f6c6 No.3743529
>>3743525The sexual confusion from learning about Steam regenerating into Aufy causes Mix's penis to twist into a knot. This in turn causes the dragon to shit out Mix (subtle flaw in dragon anatomy). Mix, though covered in shit, still has plenty of traction to immediately scamper off. Some guy is vigorously masturbating while he watches.
ec1e541e No.3743629
>>3743529 -just gives up-
"aw shit man, can't I just get a ride? y'all need to yiff a stiff"
167db312 No.3743845
>>3743844A giant hides in a cave and jumps scare one of your troops.
fb7e8101 No.3743929
>>3743866The giant is from "Time Bandits". Along with "The Goonies" , its one of the best movies evar IMHO
If you have not seen one of them, do it now and I will envy you the first time xperience.
If you have missed both….Jeez you will cream your pants!
63c94edc No.3744278
>>3744272Mix catches up to Sloth and glomps him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSksyKuYXD0 25760c09 No.3744316
>>3744313Steam-krueger starts to dance. You don't know why until the reality of the situation sets in…
He is extremely drunk, and his hands are knives. Nowhere is safe.
He keeps calling you a bitch for some reason.
