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ca995bdd No.3724059[View All]

Bunday
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a68d1357 No.3735673

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b929e045 No.3735709

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>>3735649
I'm probably beyond hope BD, but I appreciate it.

b929e045 No.3735710

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b929e045 No.3735750

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>>3735649
Since you and Mix are so concerned, I'm going to an AA meeting at noon. Its not going to do anything, but who knows.

Consider it getting a lottery ticket for my soul. Or whats left of it.

b929e045 No.3735751

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>>3735732
Also I don't know what you consider jewelry, I have a lot of watches, high end. They really bring my outfits together.

I don't do that gold chain nonsense that my pink fox brother does, or anything that lacks functionality.

well give my PA ring and stuff like that. My dick ring alone is valued around 9k. I mean if you're going to have a gold ring through your dick, it might as well have a diamond stud.

65ea843f No.3735758

>>3735709
>>3735710
…Thank you. However, AA won't save your soul because they haven't been anything resembling Christian in a very long time, nevertheless they're better than nothing.

There are cases of people being cured of their alcoholism instantly by becoming Christians and humbly asking Jesus Christ to help them.
I'll talk more about this in the future.

>>3735751
This isn't helping my concern for you.

b929e045 No.3735765

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>>3735758
I know exactly what can hold back my alcoholism, companionship. When I'm alone I'm a disgusting person, but when I'm being watched I'm the most stand up guy you've ever met.

I'm like the human version of the electron experiment. I take entirely different behaviors depending on whether or not I'm being monitored.

b929e045 No.3735766

>>3735765
Its not even like I consciously do it either, I literally become a fundamentally different person if I'm being watched.

b929e045 No.3735767

I'd almost call it split personality, but its not like I lose my memory or anything, I just shift drastically.

06d9d090 No.3735782

>>3735767
No one cares about your Harry Potter fanfiction.
This isn't group therapy.

b929e045 No.3735788

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>>3735782
I'm confused, I remember everything I've ever read (while sober), and I have no idea how Harry Potter could possibly play into what I said.

b929e045 No.3735789

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>>3735788
gotta love liteographic memory, its like photographic memory for book nerds. If I read something, and I'm not drunk, its sealed in for life

c2f9acc6 No.3736099

>>3735789

Well I have photographic memory too.

Unfortunately there is no film in the camera

But luckily to compensate for that, I am 6´6 , body as an Olympian Hero and get all the pussy I want from several cheerleaders and am a astronaut-crypto-millionaire.

No really..trust me, you read this on the internet.

66557978 No.3736107

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66557978 No.3736158

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>>3736148
According to https://owlcation.com/humanities/Napoleon-Bonaparte-Defeated-by-Rabbits
>The rabbits and Berthier lived to see another day, but he died in mysterious circumstances on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo. The question remains whether he fell, jumped or was pushed out of an upstairs window to meet his end. (Rabbit revenge?)

c45e6155 No.3736187

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>>3736148
That is hilarious

c45e6155 No.3736236

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>>3736232
It may have had returning results.

This just in- Napoleon Bonaparte the founder of the furry orgy.

c45e6155 No.3736239

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>>3736236
Thats probably the first furry picture ever taken.

It is kinda funny that one of the first uses for a camera was to technically make furry porn though

66557978 No.3736382

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Hoppy Easter!

947aba51 No.3736476

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Felix Eostre diem

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c45e6155 No.3736926

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66557978 No.3737054

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>>3736926
Old enough to remember when there was an uproar over that song. They changed the lyrics due to the complaints.
>After the episode came out, parents wrote to Big Idea complaining how their kids sang the Bunny Song when it was the song they weren't supposed to sing. When it came for the first song-along video, a new and improved song was written with lyrics displaying good manners. When the video was rereleased for the mass market, Phil and Mike decided to rewrite the song omitting the verses "I don't love my mom or my dad", and "I won't go to church and I won't go to school". Ironically, fans wrote letters saying that the original version was better.

c45e6155 No.3737096

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>>3737054
Censorship ruins everything, and its usually 60 year old empty-nest christfag moms who are responsible. They get bored and finally poke their noses into what their kids were interested in for all those years of neglect, and are suddenly like "omg we must protect our 40 year old kids from sinful corruption, or they will grow up to be sinful perverts"

c45e6155 No.3737097

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>>3737096
Well I suppose in most cases its for the grandkids, but both me and my brother had vasectomies' in or mid 20's, and we're both kinda incels, so next generation crotch monsters don't usually show up in my train of thought.

c45e6155 No.3737099

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also, is it really considered incel if you have 0 interest in actually having sex. I've never found the act very enjoyable, and I dislike people. My brother is the same way, me a little more so, especially after I got my psych degree and decided humanity was defunct.

It doesn't really matter anyways, my mom has an identical twin, and my dad has an identical twin, and they all got married. So my aunt is biologically my mom, and my uncle is biologically my dad, and my cousins are biologically my brothers. They had kids so technically my blood line goes on.

Ohio/WV is such a fucked up place.

c45e6155 No.3737102

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>>3737099
At least it wasn't Mississippi, that place in general made my family tree look like a well pruned vineyard.

c45e6155 No.3737103

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-_- identical twin marriages aside, at least I don't have cusants, bruncles, or grand-siblings.

That whole marriage situation was really threading the line for incest, but technically was not.

da7e4c41 No.3737105

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So first Steam is trans, now he's an incest baby. You can't write this shit.

c45e6155 No.3737106

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But I haven't talked to by… bruthens… since I was like 13. They were all football, and I was all martial arts, and Akido'd them, which pissed their dad / my (duncle?) off, and then I akido'd him too.

Then it was a no communication thing, and even if I wanted to talk to my extended (questionably nuclear) family, its been like 16 years, Its a lost cause at this point. There is no more common ground between us, it would have to be a total fresh start.

c45e6155 No.3737107

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>>3737105
I'm neither. I'm not trans, and just because my mom and dad are biologically identical to my aunt and uncle, doesn't make it incest.

Its just confusing. And there are no titles for it.

c45e6155 No.3737108

Identical twins fuck everything up. I mean I'm a human chimera to my non-identical female twin, that I ate, so you could technically say any sexual act I perform is straight or gay at the same time.

Its fucking wierd man.

c45e6155 No.3737110

luckily my grandpa's identical twin was gay, otherwise things might have gotten really fuckered the way up.

70c01517 No.3737116

>>3737110
people think they twins only happen pre-natal but never consider that there could be a person growing inside their brain causing them to age and die too.

c45e6155 No.3737126

>>3737116
I'd say that is impossible, but my sister is a spare spleen and liver. Thus why I can get so catastrophically drunk, I'm literally drinking for two.

Still I don't think that twins just randomly show up growing in your brain. I mean, you either are a chimera or you aren't, you don't just start popping out babies in your brain… thats called cancer.

70c01517 No.3737139

>>3737126
so when cancer starts talking to you its basically just schizophrenia and not a real person

c45e6155 No.3737143

>>3737139
Yeah cancer, and human chimerism doesn't work that way.

70c01517 No.3737147

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>>3737143
but you are saying that basically eating tumors and cannibilism give you superhuman powers

but tulpas dont count unless of course you have sexual acts at the same time while pretending not to be gay.

so you can have sex with yourself and its not gay but empowering, also it doesnt mean its incest either to eat your own cum.

i was skeptical but now im convinced its true

c45e6155 No.3737155

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>>3737147
Whatever.

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1879af7f No.3738939

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Bunnygirl lost a bet?



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