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5f3c0f71 No.3720467[Last 50 Posts]

November Starts in a few hours.

7bbeeb1f No.3720468


5f3c0f71 No.3720469

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I come from the fire, child.

a5abd115 No.3720470

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Why should I?

984bee1f No.3720483

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>>No Nut November

Is that something as
stupid as SNOT TOBER was?

61a2ee5a No.3720494

Unfortunately yes.

cea35b71 No.3720511

File: 1698858812073.jpg (584.8 KB, 900x1200, Brax4.jpg)

Day 1, you can last a day, anyone can right?

You just have to not cum, even if it would feel really good. You won't stroke yourself, and blow.

61a2ee5a No.3720514

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Legitimately, the biggest issue I'm having right now is finding the something I want to do beside jack off and take a nap. I'm not even horny. But, that's usually what how I spend my time.

cea35b71 No.3720516

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Too hooked on pressing your own button eh?

Or should we say, waxing your joystick.

4a6f5eeb No.3720527

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You're think you're going to tempt me, you can continue to try and fail miserably. I've got money in this and I'm not losing.

f3a8a2fd No.3720558


No I'm not doing No Nut November.

4bdf8150 No.3720564

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First day was successful. Still trying to find something to occupy the time. Given I've got no sexual outlet, I find myself full of energy I can't release, so I tend to feel excitable for no reason.
Also, didn't know how much my brain associates anything pleasurable with sex. I'll think "I should eat some chocolate" and follow it up with "Can't, I'm doing NNN."

798d85e6 No.3720610

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Smart choice

798d85e6 No.3720612

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You could exercise

31824535 No.3720615

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Not a huge fan sweating and muscle aches.

e7dd283c No.3720622

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c72a8418 No.3720641

Enjoy the dead sperm rotting in your balls because you suddenly stopped engagin in a natural behavior that keeps that equipment functioning properly.
I've come tot he conclusion that NNN is some sort of right wing consirpacy meme designed to turn horny internet losers into impotent rage-a-holics. It's not just the 'dick doesn't work anymore' issue, it's that biological signal you're sending to yourself that you're not 'with a mate' and the solution is to start taking out other males to bring balance back to the male/female ratio. People are addicted to sex and violence, you take away sex and all you have left is violence.
So in conclusion, no.

798d85e6 No.3720643

File: 1698967661103.jpg (42.61 KB, 576x900, 00brax.jpg)


Why would you take out males, if you enjoy males fucking your ass?

And them cumming on your body so you are marked by their scent.

89d1d0ea No.3720652

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I just want to see if I'm disciplined enough to last a month. And people already see me as a pushover, so a little more aggression wouldn't kill me.
You're gay.

798d85e6 No.3720654

File: 1698970804720.png (654.79 KB, 1000x1000, Absol7755.png)


Nothing about me is gay sweetheart. For all I know you might be a closeted homosexual thats projecting your bottom energy onto me.

I'm a big ferocious alpha I'll have you know. I wouldn't eat ass for anyone. Thats gross and I'll never understand why people do that.

Like dear, commme on, even girls have an ass. Why don't guys rub swords together or something. If a person is gay, why do whatever straights can?

And if your going to put your mouth on anything, why not a dick? The whole point is to reach climax after all.

Gays make no sense and thats why I'm 100% straight.

And the only reason anyone is gay is so they can fuck as much as they want and not have babies. Its not as if two males deeply care about each other. And form strong bonds that can bridge the gap between life and death itself. Its not as if two boys love each other with all their hearts.

89d1d0ea No.3720657

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And what makes you say that?

798d85e6 No.3720658

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What do you mean?

89d1d0ea No.3720660

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Can't a male be gay because of his appreciation of the male physique? Because of the feeling of sexually dominating someone meant to equal?

798d85e6 No.3720662

File: 1698973219960.png (1.25 MB, 1250x1750, Lopunny_male.png)


Why would I know dear? You'd have to ask a homosexual.

When I see a male with girly hips, curves, and a big horse-like cock. I can only see it as a straight person.

I don't imagine him doing things at all to me, to bring us closer.

06b50643 No.3720765

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Three days down. Let's keep the ball rolling.

e7dd283c No.3720799

File: 1699119574435.jpg (7.48 KB, 225x225, images80s.jpg)

I've got about 2 days left before I can just start stroking my prostate and rocking blue balls with my chastity cage.

30bb2662 No.3720811

File: 1699132627644.png (1.19 MB, 1250x1750, lopunny_male677.png)


It won't roll far, because it'll slam into the other ball.

cd49da7e No.3720878

File: 1699162823931.jpg (174.66 KB, 1006x1280, Ny0bU0A.jpg)

Four days in and this is proving to be more psychologically taxing than physical. Suddenly realize I can't just jerk my problems away.

e7dd283c No.3720969

File: 1699264600366.gif (1.01 MB, 300x299, shrug-satan.gif)

to deal with the psychological element, I suggest making a goal to reward yourself with.

Like when I was in college, I wore the cage until I goat an A on a test, which was always.

These month challenges are kinda stupid, you hit your prime anywhere between 3-5 days. Set up a project that can take about that long and take your reward.

Just sitting there and enduring it while the cage is constantly reminding you of what you are doing is a pointless struggle. I'm going to reward myself for finishing my cabinets at last after 2 years of installing them. BDSM has no point if you don't reward the pain.

e7dd283c No.3720972

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I got a B+ on a test once, and it was excruciating. Luckily there were enough extra credit points built up to make for the difference, but it was a low point in my life none the less.

e7dd283c No.3720973

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Mind you I was not an exceptional student. I normally got 100%'s on all my tests and quizzes, and usually aced both the preliminary and final tests, but after no child left behind…

well I rarely did homework, and rarely participated in class, I usually just read books while the teacher was doing their thing. Since 50% of your grade was homework and participation, and I spent most of my time home alone in a basement with nothing to do, I got mostly C's if not D's… but D's make degrees.

e7dd283c No.3720974

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mind you that was a high school story, in college I got kicked out for killing animals (which I did not do), having all my shit pawned by a room mate, getting stabbed by a roommate for winding up a mechanical alarm clock and missing finals, getting hit by a car during finals, getting in a flood during finals for an online class and not being able to do jack, getting in a hurricane for finals, having pink eye for finals and not being able to do anything, being in jail (released without charges) for 3 weeks during finals, and breaking my necka nd spine during finals.

I swear I'm cursed.

e7dd283c No.3720979

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also it sucked that despite all the effort I put into studying, you always had some guy who got his 50% for participation being like "math is nice, I like wordssss, and amrka is koo, lets weld this pressurized gas tenk" and they get the same grade as me.

e7dd283c No.3720981

also there was a curve, so if I scored a 100% and some dick scored a 2%, I''d still get a D.

e7dd283c No.3720982

it sucks, my actual test scores were a near perfect A+ in high school, but because of curves, I was low average at best.

Minorities who scored significantly lower on their exams had way better scores than me.

I wasn't even allowed to graduate because I dropped out of high school in sophomore year to to to college. I mean, I wasn't allowed to walk, I still got my diploma.

927b4c21 No.3721003

Not a bad idea. But, I have genuinely nothing I could reward myself with.

e7dd283c No.3721007

sure you do, you just aren't thinking about it right.


e7dd283c No.3721008

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I guarantee that if you gave me even the first hour of your daily schedule, I could find at least a dozen things you could do to better yourself in the time you aren't spending beating your dick.

b0149db0 No.3721009

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almost a week now, those balls are starting to get heavy eh?

e7dd283c No.3721012

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for me at least, its less of a heaviness, and more of a sense of unease. Kinda like you feel like you're going to throw up, but then you get to the toilet and you cant, but in this case you're throwing up from your dick.

e7dd283c No.3721013

Much like that scenario though, when you finally do pop, its like an explosion. You're like "where the fuck is all this cumming from" then when you think its finally over, there is just even more that explodes out.

b0149db0 No.3721022

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You could always reward yourself by watching porn.

That won't making you fail, nope, not a chance.

19ae3930 No.3721036

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"Rewarding." Not "productive." I've already been productive, I'm talking about doing things I want to do, not things that benefit me.
Hate to inform you, DK, but I'm not a horny kid that busts at the first sight of skin. I've been consuming just as much porn as I was before November started. It's not rewarding, just a decent time-waster.

b0149db0 No.3721039

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None of us are still kids. I'm not busting 3-10+ times a day anymore, regretfully.

I don't think mt body could handle that every day.

65be8289 No.3721078

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65be8289 No.3721079

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81ebbe27 No.3721119

File: 1699388937231-0.jpg (71.05 KB, 921x1018, Bottom_begging.jpg)

File: 1699388937231-1.png (838.93 KB, 832x953, femoy7665.png)

So do bottoms get more submissive and breedable when they've gone many days without coming? Do they whimper and beg to be fucked?

f140404d No.3721138

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Maybe mars will make more porn if he's joining in.

df2e22b6 No.3721152

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One week.

Frustrated. Even when December finally arrives, I'm still pissed all I'll be able to attain is the feel of my own hand and not the touch of an actual person.

e7dd283c No.3721194

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I'll give you a handy if you give me one, as long as you wear gloves, don't make eye contact, and watch porn on your phone. Its basically not even gay.

e7dd283c No.3721197

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we can even cut little holes in the sheets and give each other rectal exams using dental dams.

No contact. not gay. 100% kewl in the eyes of jesus, or at least thats what my priest said.

13ca8b5f No.3721209

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6148a561 No.3721400

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Ten days.

I'm 90% certain I've entered a depression. Even when I start up something I enjoy, I'll give up half-way through because it's not fun anymore.

On top of that, my libido is fucked. I'm not even sure I could get hard if I wanted to. Which I don't. Because I can barely find the will to care.

e7dd283c No.3721408

2e6a18f0 No.3721440

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Can you avoid the temptation?

e7dd283c No.3721445

File: 1699643678919.png (635.35 KB, 850x880, 4076a3b8f446b065822263c102….png)

its a pillow dick. I'm pretty sure most people can resist the "temptation."

2e6a18f0 No.3721456

>its a pillow dick. I'm pretty sure most people can resist the "temptation."

Have you seen videos of how many furries hump daki's, plushies and inflatable toys?

e7dd283c No.3721458

I have tons of dakis, I still don't like pillow dicks. pillows =/= dicks.

Very hard to clean off, and not very satisfying to ride.

e7dd283c No.3721459

File: 1699649872301.jpg (59.01 KB, 900x900, channels4_profile.jpg)

although I did buy a high capacity washing machine for a reason.

Always up for experimentation.

70090186 No.3721460

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4f9335af No.3721482

File: 1699659105725.jpg (136.2 KB, 850x1063, Femboy_5.jpg)


Not really. It better seeing guys cum on figures.

31edd162 No.3721729

File: 1699945635587.png (190.13 KB, 570x733, 88f661966805832f8698343e79….png)

Two weeks.

I've chilled out. But, the psychological impact has made me re-evaluate my relationships. Hearing things like "I'll visit," and "we'll meet in-person" don't amount to anything when nothing comes of it after so many years. Honestly makes me feel more lonely than anything.

9ff9d748 No.3721870

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b3fd8b30 No.3721925

File: 1700104575161.png (533.63 KB, 478x645, F-5-6CMa0AAv5fB.png)

Is that a woman? That's cringe.

572f5307 No.3721929

File: 1700105553439.jpg (218.21 KB, 850x986, Femboy_magic.jpg)


Whats a wahmen? I just know cock.

6b8ea7f0 No.3721994

File: 1700189372150-0.jpeg (191.14 KB, 1111x1961, 7888.jpeg)

File: 1700189372150-1.jpeg (185.51 KB, 1693x1422, 788877.jpeg)

Day 16, your over half way done. If anyone still hasn't cummed yet.

cab17fd2 No.3721998

DK can count, nice to know

6b8ea7f0 No.3721999

File: 1700198905916.jpg (303.94 KB, 1714x2410, Max_gfft.jpg)


You gotta keep track of the number of guys and the number of holes that you got.

Any more than 5 and you don't know what to do.

06d2f552 No.3722002

Excuse me?

6b8ea7f0 No.3722003

File: 1700204956868.jpg (381.37 KB, 1894x2204, Gay_pleasure.jpg)


You got your mouth, and two hands. Thats 3 guys right there.

c1c805ea No.3722004

Okay, I can guess what 4 is. And the 5th?

2f611d00 No.3722018

File: 1700244528464.png (517.72 KB, 750x750, X73.png)


Don't worry about it, Bro.

31edd162 No.3722216

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Twenty days.

Close call. Had a saucy dream about DK, but managed wake up before I blew a phat, sticky wad in my underwear.

c9a28caf No.3722221


I don't understand how people can fantasize about random fags on the internet having never met them, let alone see what they look like. Quit being such a furry my dude.

e7dd283c No.3722226

File: 1700496404328.jpg (91.45 KB, 850x850, 11e3f87b0bc7c21740ef11e8f3….jpg)

its pretty easy, I fantasize about things that don't even exist.

Then again, I have boned most of lulz's legends in person.

2e6c6013 No.3722228

that's probably not something to brag about and it would also be the same as going through a typical street's worth of gutter trash so that's pretty much what you are talking about

c9a28caf No.3722229

File: 1700497527294.png (584.11 KB, 706x538, 1700098682740050.png)

>Then again, I have boned most of lulz's legends in person.
So you have HepaghonasyphilAIDS?

e7dd283c No.3722232

File: 1700498863896.jpg (133.06 KB, 850x850, a190b7cbb897ed23cb84f99d33….jpg)

actually the VA has the option of having STD or whatever, tests yearly. They're already taking blood, so I always agree. I'm 100% sex infection free.

I have no diseases at all other than my liver literally hating me.

c9a28caf No.3722235

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I suppose it isn't likely you have an STI because you never have sex.

e7dd283c No.3722236

File: 1700502944939.png (204.44 KB, 480x360, u-RFCdR9e9Hm60s30jSI8lBYbH….png)

actually, most us old fags are pretty legit. We're all really knowledgeable in our fields, and are pretty responsible human beings.

I lost my virginity when I was 5, I've basically never been a virgin. I don't particularity enjoy sex, nor do I dislike it.

693ef5b3 No.3722237

File: 1700503008757.jpeg (491.05 KB, 2610x1740, F_JXPloaUAAYm7T.jpeg)

I was joking. Would never dream about DK.

e7dd283c No.3722238

File: 1700503222043.jpg (75.1 KB, 850x850, f25eb11c3e3371f3fd6bfa4551….jpg)

I've never met DK, and honestly from our last few bouts… I suspect he's obese, with a "feeder" for a boyfriend. So totally not interested.

2007af6e No.3722249

File: 1700523182065.jpg (57.47 KB, 710x710, unnamed.jpg)


You were the one with the feeder BF, not me.

b10ea6f0 No.3722272

File: 1700539130718.jpg (311.04 KB, 1200x2000, 201cd257bee95d963ab37d8fb0….jpg)

And yet you're the one who treats Cheetos as a breakfast cereal. Someone could get fat doing that shit.

Oh wait, you do complain about getting fat.

2007af6e No.3722273

File: 1700539577235.jpg (127.23 KB, 800x788, Fairy.jpg)


I just said I had forgotten Cheetos even was a thing. I thought he said Cheerios.

e7dd283c No.3722274

File: 1700540084458.jpg (67.54 KB, 1014x788, 213623988b20ca084f4fb2ad30….jpg)

whatever you say, fatty.

e7dd283c No.3722277

File: 1700542586710.jpg (1.07 MB, 990x1320, d4sytos-c97f9914-4341-47d6….jpg)

also just as a reminder, its not DK's fault he's a fatass. If there is food put in front of him he has to eat it, its not his fault its all cheetos and tendies. He is not to blame, its all the fault of who buys his food.


2007af6e No.3722280

File: 1700543953581.png (238.3 KB, 800x540, 78.png)


Oh brother, this story your making up.

e7dd283c No.3722288

File: 1700546073756.jpg (110.08 KB, 1280x1140, smug_shrug_by_minzzway_ddu….jpg)

You made the story yourself, I'm just the one retelling it. I am a storyteller after all.

310c064d No.3722450

File: 1700693421375.jpg (261.76 KB, 768x995, 66156d4adbc4d9824b1a265b37….jpg)

> Enjoy the dead sperm rotting in your balls because you suddenly stopped engagin in a natural behavior that keeps that equipment functioning properly.
Must be a major cause of testicular cancer too.

e7dd283c No.3722461

File: 1700697405829.png (64.53 KB, 450x330, shopping.png)

not really, even if you don't jerk off, if you go too long without masturbating you just cum in your sleep.

That said, it took forever for me to orgasm for the first time. It was like pushing out bloody cottage cheese.

Still that was probably because I had to ride my bike several miles to get to school every day. I still have the bike, and I still call the seat the "taint punisher." Why women's bike seats are super comfy and men's bike seats are basically made to damage your prostate is beyond me.

e7dd283c No.3722462

File: 1700697660948.jpeg (72.58 KB, 800x800, taint_punisher.jpeg)

an ex girlfriend said it had to do with not breaking the hymen, but why men's seats don't give the same consideration…. I blame on the democrats.

e7dd283c No.3722465

its not even a rare thing, look it up. bicyclists will occasionally just cum blood.

31edd162 No.3722522

File: 1700725256872.jpg (75.38 KB, 1280x720, erty.jpg)

I'm not at risk of busting. But, I seriously need this month to end.

c72a8418 No.3722530

Was being a bit facetious and I've been told you just piss it out but still that is exactly what it feels like. And not masturbating is implicated in prostate cancer, not testicular afaik

And holy shit how do you not know about the link between bicyclists and ED? That first seat isn't a woman's seat, it's the only seat you should be using. You're causing major damage to the blood vessels in your groin that send blood to your penis so you can have an erection. Elite bozo cyclists will probably tell you you need the 'tongue' for more control but they like to go out riding on rural highways in the rain so fuck them.

c72a8418 No.3722533

File: 1700750207309.jpg (261.58 KB, 898x1280, 1424824403.vickywyman_dsci….jpg)

NNN is just an elaborate plot to make 4chan nerds cum instantly when they get penetrated by their alpha chads.

e7dd283c No.3722569

File: 1700777884304.jpg (69.78 KB, 800x1000, commission__exploding_knee….jpg)

Well I know that now, but young me was a bit more concerned with just getting to school on time, and less interested in seat options I couldn't afford.

e7dd283c No.3722570

File: 1700778081552.jpg (154.07 KB, 500x669, tumblr_lresdaLNaI1qz909t.jpg)

and honestly, even if I did have a cool bicycle seat, someone would have just stolen it.

de070474 No.3722572

File: 1700779193263.jpg (224.32 KB, 1024x791, 24b71d57f23eb808920145a44b….jpg)

Mmm, broccoli.

dbb10511 No.3722574

Bro, is THAT the origin of this image?
I was baffled about why this dude had broccoli for a bike seat since I saw this picture like a decade ago.

e7dd283c No.3722575

File: 1700780593239.jpg (3.15 MB, 4288x2848, Roasted-Cauliflower-0134.jpg)

I prefer cauliflower, raw, with ranch. I'm supposed to stay away from green vegetables, apparently my blood's iron levels are so high, my blood could literally rust.

That last part was a joke, haha, but it is inhumanly high in iron.

e7dd283c No.3722576

File: 1700780664929.gif (2.34 MB, 498x267, anime-shrug.gif)

oh yeah, some guy in japan ran around stealing bike seats and replacing them with broccoli. Unsolved case.

e7dd283c No.3722578

File: 1700782341716.png (349.68 KB, 600x315, sUEyYhnxFV6hg8qEaD6hRGWTpm….png)

I think its a pretty hilarious prank in of itself, but personally when I was a young IRL prankster and not an online prankster, I made it a point to never target normal people.

Like one time after a flood we found a washed up water cooler, put a few floating fishtank fish in it, bolted it to the ceiling of an unused parking garage, and cemented the plug into a crack in the ceiling. Then used black spray paint and goodwill shoes to make tracks up the wall on onto the ceiling.

I love a good "wtf" prank, but I don't condone targeting people who's livelihoods are at risk of shenanigans. So I consider tha broccoli pranks in bad taste.

c4753ffa No.3722582

File: 1700789975461.png (1005.74 KB, 1898x5040, LULZ-Broccoli-2011.png)

← Firstly - are you a bad enough oldfag to remember the broccoli seat discussion on this synagogue-of-satan run and controlled viper's nest, and to even have saved it?

Secondly, "No Nut November" is a "jewish"/synagogue-of-satan/security-agency corruption of the "No Fap November" concept:
Not fapping, and learning to not fap is the "breaking free" of (((addictions))) (that sap the body of strength and willpower). A community being built around that concept was too dangerous to allow to flourish, therefore a corruption was promoted (and trust this wicked board and its owners/mods to allow it).

The corrupted concept of "no nutting" (therefore no sexual relations or release, or even anything that might lead to such relations, such as cuddling/tenderness) is an evil and toxic external intrusion into peoples' personal lives, that if successful will confuse them into not having normal and healthy sexual relations with their (female) partners, or at the very least it will introduce the concept that something as easily-manipulated as an Internet-trend, will be able to alter something as personal as a male's bodily/mental autonomy.

If a man/male can be manipulated into "not nutting" (for some poorly defined and therefore malleable/changeable reason), despite their normal everyday environment/life and themselves not requiring or wanting this of them, then that man/male can be manipulated in other ways as well. It's a mind/soulfuck operation.

Unfortunately, because so many people have already fallen to these satanic tactics (and accepted the infusion of witch-poison-that-will-kill-them into their bodies), it's beginning to feel like these tactics are more-or-less "mop-up" operations to pick off the remaining men/males, who could have flourished into (spiritual) warriors/defenders from the synagogue-of-satan's wickedness (perhaps I'm being pessimistic though - it always looks the worst before things get better again).

Anyway… I'll post that poison-detoxing guide and KJV Bible advice in the near future. Jesus Christ is the only way out of this colossal mess, even if I don't post that advice, at least remember that.

e7dd283c No.3722583

File: 1700790485629.jpg (140.32 KB, 850x1564, f7b03cdc24185162e8553eee20….jpg)

We don't not nut just because its a challenge. The end game is so orgasmic its worth the pain.

You all know what I'm talking about, you just go on a fapathon, and its just like "why bother…" But after a month, its just like everything from your asshole to your urethra fires off all at once, and it is magnificent.


c4753ffa No.3722584

You've just supported what I was saying.
I hope that you find the strength to start letting in to your mind and soul more of the things that support life and goodness.

e7dd283c No.3722588

naw, my mind and soul are more based on darkness and hatred than anything.

e7dd283c No.3722589

File: 1700795527196.png (1.2 MB, 1500x1144, ce30649dae251bbdeae33e60ce….png)

I have the tiniest amount of empathy left, but its like a flicker of the last light at the end of a burnt out christmas tree string.

e7dd283c No.3722590

File: 1700796072562.gif (30.62 KB, 250x250, 4b6188013531d0f698867cbfd2….gif)

I literally only showed up for thanksgiving because my mom showed up crying yesterday, and not even I'm totally heartless.

e04c7737 No.3722619

File: 1700805411349.jpg (236.19 KB, 768x995, 348869d39842559e697391a82b….jpg)

> I prefer cauliflower, raw, with ranch
I like it raw too but I'm afraid to eat it for fear of getting salmonella or E. coli.

I also love cauliflower steamed.

e7dd283c No.3722631

cauliflower steamed is decent, I have some general use vegetable spice I can add to it if I do it that way. Then again, if you're going to cook vegetables, steaming is really the only decent way to go about it.

Boiling removes most of the nutrients, and roasting is only ok if its something like corn in a husk… even then the corn is basically just being self steamed.

Lol… steam.

984bee1f No.3722650

File: 1700815277329.png (108.75 KB, 200x366, 200px-Dog's_Knot.png)

Supposedly there have been actual cases where a woman or man went down on a dog and the knot swelled up in their mouth so big that they couldn't get it back out because they couldn't open their jaw wide enough and they choked to death because it cut off the air…. the knot didn't but the big engorged cock was down their throat ALSO and that's what did it.

Imagine being found like that… Now I can't verify offhand if any of these stories are true but supposedly one guy broke his own jaw to get it out because he was dying…. what do you think? Can this actually happen?

e7dd283c No.3722657

depends on the person, I can breathe while deepthroating, but even if it did kill you the dog would be out of you by the time you were found.

I have an inflatable knot gag toy I use sometimes, so I doubt it.

Its like those stories of cheerleaders needing stomach pumps from sucking an entire team's dicks, its just bs.

e7dd283c No.3722658

File: 1700820482911.jpg (135.31 KB, 884x1280, 1633110431.heartbeats2_21_….jpg)

the knot would be in your mouth, so as long as you angled your neck right, you could breath. Not easily, but his dick would be down your thoat so you wouldn't choke.

Then again thats werewolf logic, I have no idea how it would work on an actual dog.

e7dd283c No.3722659

the worst that would happen is you throw up and inhale it, which would be bad.

e7dd283c No.3722660

Then again that all deals with length. if hes down your throat, you just keep swallowing and you wont throw up, but if hes short and just hitting the back of your throat, well… just do it on the floor and have a towel down…

e7dd283c No.3722661

im speaking of human dicks of course, like I said I've never did anything with a dog… but I figure the same applies.

e7dd283c No.3722663

File: 1700821399579.png (534.75 KB, 1400x886, 1660446468.vimes_batsack_f….png)

Its one of the reasons I prefer guys with cute little dicks, you don't have to deal with any of that.

You just blow a load in their ass and maybe give them an easy blowjob. Done, boyfriend happy and you don't have to worry about advanced technique.

e7dd283c No.3722664

File: 1700821716116.png (407.51 KB, 1546x918, 1636907493.vimes_embarrass….png)

little dicks are honestly the best when you're a top. They're so easy to manage.

984bee1f No.3722668

There's another factor to consider, unlike a human, a dog keeps squirting constantly for minutes and minutes at a time… cum or pre-cum or whatever it is, all flowing into your throat and maybe going down the wrong way while his knot is stuck in your jaws.
Also, a dog's fully erected knot isn't squishy like a tomato or something, it's super hard, like a stone.

I once had a large dog who was a mix of something I could never figure out, but he had the largest cock-to-knot ratio difference i had ever see. His knot would literally swell to the size of a grapefruit, while the rest of his penis stayed the size and length of a pencil. I called his knot a "gut-buster" though I never had it in me… I was afraid to. I've heard that even a normal-size knot, if the dog decides to pull it out before it has deflated, can be very painful.

22efba22 No.3722691

> the worst that would happen is you throw up and inhale it, which would be bad
Yes, people have died while playing BDSM games. Throwing up when bound and gagged can cause suffocation.

9b8186f3 No.3722692

File: 1700847722404.gif (4.53 MB, 1140x1002, 83.gif)


You could just get a dildo with a knot I assume.


22efba22 No.3722693

Still, it can't be as bad as throwing up in your gas mask when the air is full of VX.

e7dd283c No.3722707

File: 1700855179236.gif (1.04 MB, 358x285, a3f4f3d99cfa420ea973cbcf35….gif)

RIP Jasonafex, died in a bathtub doing self-bondage. Pretty much a nomination for the darwin awards.

e7dd283c No.3722708

he also owes me a commission, I have this curse where every time I order one, the artist dies…

Hey ultros… want some holiday spending money?

59448309 No.3722807

File: 1700909950404.png (424.24 KB, 797x1000, 1661025f6995846607e709c6da….png)

It needs to end.

984bee1f No.3722809

>>I have this curse where every time I order one, the artist dies…

Please order something from Jay Naylor

7a9b2eb6 No.3722857

File: 1700973504977.png (2.87 MB, 2481x1754, gay76756.png)

Friday is the first of December. Your almost there.

9aa4df7e No.3722858


7a9b2eb6 No.3722889

File: 1701005524721-0.jpg (137.68 KB, 850x986, Gay_7.jpg)

File: 1701005524721-1.jpg (150.76 KB, 850x1139, gay_8.jpg)


Yes, your

5f54d2b3 No.3722937

don't tell me you've got a full ensemble of this shit

2d0d8fc2 No.3722939

File: 1701043093244.png (398.4 KB, 1200x1200, 554332.png)


Why do you think I would have more than two pieces of gay porn? I'm not some degenerate.

e7dd283c No.3722949

File: 1701047980807.jpg (42.34 KB, 850x560, 7e22c55310623c9c79e54f8361….jpg)

Don't worry about DK, he's just upset that hes my gay boyfriend. We've been dating for a few weeks.

5f54d2b3 No.3722953

File: 1701049369333.png (1.55 MB, 1800x2560, 0949d3aea088743a8a3cc1020b….png)

Excuse me, wtf?

2e6a18f0 No.3722990

File: 1701071583228.jpg (742.11 KB, 1208x1882, Aufy-Fruit-Ninja.jpg)

Aufy's going to be extremely pissed with you Steam.

a5abd115 No.3722991

File: 1701071809532.jpg (80.4 KB, 1055x1231, laughing-dog-S21RBE.jpg)


Steam is cheating on Aufy…

2e6a18f0 No.3722992

File: 1701072080153.png (339.31 KB, 560x583, Screenshot 2023-11-27 at 0….png)

Aufy had the bimbo suit wedding planned with a Five Nights At Freddy's theme. He's going to be sooooooo upset that Steam's been cheating on him.

dedbe050 No.3723061


Breaking news !! Steam has been shot by Aufy!

Despite Steams continuous claims to be near mortal , just one single bullet fired from Aufy´s 2.1mm Kolibri ladybag handgun into Steams left nut was instantaneous Lethal.

How Aufy managed to fire the gun while wearing the bimbosuit gloves has broken the laws of physics.

More news at eleven.

2e6a18f0 No.3723062

File: 1701128296820.gif (1.18 MB, 474x360, thats-my-purse-i-dont-know….gif)

Poor Steam :(

43364a37 No.3723066

File: 1701129701037.png (2.74 MB, 2072x2356, 26ba0b9a83cad170d98563e46f….png)


You know how they say people with big guns and big trucks are compensating for their small penis? If Steam carries a teeny little derringer-style gun, he must have a massive cock. Shame he keeps his poor dick locked away from the world.

e7dd283c No.3723067

File: 1701129997346.png (274.96 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.png)

In breaking news Steam used the power of pressurized propane to fully regenerate his body.

e7dd283c No.3723070

File: 1701130416977.png (88.94 KB, 813x519, image.png.e07397beea61726d….png)

I harness the power of pro pain and pro pain accessories. Its my thing.

e7dd283c No.3723074

File: 1701131944920.png (309.19 KB, 693x1200, e6fe140e4fc65c4e11cda6fb1e….png)

DK is my true boyfriend.

e7dd283c No.3723075

File: 1701132370012.jpg (139.52 KB, 850x850, 49a4148e47a7c8a0d593426f1d….jpg)

I carry 9 inches tops.

2e6a18f0 No.3723077

File: 1701133066877.png (421.48 KB, 701x394, Screenshot 2023-11-27 at 1….png)

Steam regenerated into Apu.

9da682c0 No.3723078

File: 1701133508497.png (777.66 KB, 680x630, 8754.png)

I'd rather a shampoo bottle up my ass than steam as a BF.

a5abd115 No.3723079

File: 1701134577993.jpg (162.34 KB, 1080x1490, how-did-this-happen-v0-k20….jpg)

310c064d No.3723080

You sound grouchy. You must have missed your morning Cheetos.

9da682c0 No.3723082

File: 1701135197680.png (927.93 KB, 1920x1440, Gay765.png)


I do like monster but I've only drank it once or twice.

9da682c0 No.3723170

File: 1701194236341.png (763.41 KB, 1574x1263, Gay776.png)

Did the Full moon effect you last night? Some people get more emotional, hyper, horny during one.

d921a564 No.3723196

686a1e38 No.3723438

File: 1701339288197.jpg (8.9 KB, 476x358, 83e.jpg)

22890cbc No.3723442

File: 1701343576916.png (817.39 KB, 1207x918, Lyra_5.png)


I'm sure your Waifu/Husbando is very frustrated you haven't cummed in them in a month.

686a1e38 No.3723444

File: 1701345670204.jpg (126 KB, 1250x1431, coonmusic.jpg)

Ain't got one, Deek.

22890cbc No.3723468

File: 1701365164796.png (146.55 KB, 800x900, X772.png)


Thats a shame. Your so missing out.

cb04ad46 No.3723473

i didnt nut in november and i died

a856de16 No.3723478


801c16b2 No.3723481


22890cbc No.3723484

File: 1701376333977.png (1.63 MB, 1300x1600, Cotton_Candy_9.png)


He got you their

f09f2457 No.3723486

File: 1701379161092.png (956.24 KB, 1128x1517, tomhats.png)

Go to bed.

22890cbc No.3723503

File: 1701387862372.png (577.88 KB, 1050x1000, cot.png)


Theres no point going to bed when I'm the only won home.

6ad66f78 No.3723516

File: 1701394197828.jpeg (145.17 KB, 2048x1924, F-V_fABXUAAoI9e.jpeg)

You're still the only one gay.

22890cbc No.3723517

File: 1701394502839.png (259.18 KB, 1280x896, 65.png)


Whats that suppose too mean?

6ad66f78 No.3723520

File: 1701395353033.jpg (127.47 KB, 960x1280, a9f60cfda922216146c440a596….jpg)

bf4b42b3 No.3723522

File: 1701395525011.jpg (51.94 KB, 735x588, come_chill_with_jesus.jpg)

>I'm the only won home
Jesus won you as his new home. Admit it.

6ad66f78 No.3723523

No, he's "the bride." Not "the home." You're mixing up biblical lore.

22890cbc No.3723524

File: 1701395913121.png (1.33 MB, 1280x1280, 543.png)


I praise Satan, not Jesus.

a856de16 No.3723525

b756873e No.3723527

File: 1701396837089.jpg (1.23 MB, 1447x2047, 109612770_p0.jpg)

Bride of Christ? So DK is really a nun… This explains everything!

22890cbc No.3723528

File: 1701397900993.png (523.92 KB, 779x652, Pinkie554.png)


Bride of Christ sounds like an awful stripper name.

78f326f1 No.3723529

You're probably not as bad of a stripper as you think.

467e98ce No.3723530

File: 1701399160024.jpg (205.2 KB, 2000x2000, b5821c5399459f08cbcbc961ab….jpg)

22890cbc No.3723531

File: 1701401826430.png (1.33 MB, 2550x3300, x9.png)


I don't strip anything in this fucking freezing winter weather.

22890cbc No.3723535

File: 1701409868601-0.png (259.83 KB, 893x1024, Snapshot_6.png)

File: 1701409868601-1.png (9.14 KB, 470x622, Snap56.png)

File: 1701409868601-2.png (97.87 KB, 1149x904, snap44.png)

File: 1701409868601-3.png (248.42 KB, 741x1024, snap754.png)

File: 1701409868601-4.png (524.54 KB, 779x652, 626924.png)

Well you degens can start making love to your hands again if your east coast.

219aee2c No.3723536

File: 1701411304389-0.jpg (165.21 KB, 2150x942, a0dad04f89b1a19fe978b5e697….jpg)

File: 1701411304389-1.jpg (328.95 KB, 2048x1197, 17dfb98078131645d16b1674b3….jpg)

It's okay to be jealous of my hand, Deek.

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