DIE IN A FIRE!!!
Too hooked on pressing your own button eh?
Or should we say, waxing your joystick.
No I'm not doing No Nut November.
Enjoy the dead sperm rotting in your balls because you suddenly stopped engagin in a natural behavior that keeps that equipment functioning properly.
I've come tot he conclusion that NNN is some sort of right wing consirpacy meme designed to turn horny internet losers into impotent rage-a-holics. It's not just the 'dick doesn't work anymore' issue, it's that biological signal you're sending to yourself that you're not 'with a mate' and the solution is to start taking out other males to bring balance back to the male/female ratio. People are addicted to sex and violence, you take away sex and all you have left is violence.
So in conclusion, no.
Why would you take out males, if you enjoy males fucking your ass?
And them cumming on your body so you are marked by their scent.
I just want to see if I'm disciplined enough to last a month. And people already see me as a pushover, so a little more aggression wouldn't kill me.>>3720643
Nothing about me is gay sweetheart. For all I know you might be a closeted homosexual thats projecting your bottom energy onto me.
I'm a big ferocious alpha I'll have you know. I wouldn't eat ass for anyone. Thats gross and I'll never understand why people do that.
Like dear, commme on, even girls have an ass. Why don't guys rub swords together or something. If a person is gay, why do whatever straights can?
And if your going to put your mouth on anything, why not a dick? The whole point is to reach climax after all.
Gays make no sense and thats why I'm 100% straight.
And the only reason anyone is gay is so they can fuck as much as they want and not have babies. Its not as if two males deeply care about each other. And form strong bonds that can bridge the gap between life and death itself. Its not as if two boys love each other with all their hearts.
Why would I know dear? You'd have to ask a homosexual.
When I see a male with girly hips, curves, and a big horse-like cock. I can only see it as a straight person.
I don't imagine him doing things at all to me, to bring us closer.
to deal with the psychological element, I suggest making a goal to reward yourself with.
Like when I was in college, I wore the cage until I goat an A on a test, which was always.
These month challenges are kinda stupid, you hit your prime anywhere between 3-5 days. Set up a project that can take about that long and take your reward.
Just sitting there and enduring it while the cage is constantly reminding you of what you are doing is a pointless struggle. I'm going to reward myself for finishing my cabinets at last after 2 years of installing them. BDSM has no point if you don't reward the pain.
Mind you I was not an exceptional student. I normally got 100%'s on all my tests and quizzes, and usually aced both the preliminary and final tests, but after no child left behind…
well I rarely did homework, and rarely participated in class, I usually just read books while the teacher was doing their thing. Since 50% of your grade was homework and participation, and I spent most of my time home alone in a basement with nothing to do, I got mostly C's if not D's… but D's make degrees.
mind you that was a high school story, in college I got kicked out for killing animals (which I did not do), having all my shit pawned by a room mate, getting stabbed by a roommate for winding up a mechanical alarm clock and missing finals, getting hit by a car during finals, getting in a flood during finals for an online class and not being able to do jack, getting in a hurricane for finals, having pink eye for finals and not being able to do anything, being in jail (released without charges) for 3 weeks during finals, and breaking my necka nd spine during finals.
I swear I'm cursed.
also there was a curve, so if I scored a 100% and some dick scored a 2%, I''d still get a D.
it sucks, my actual test scores were a near perfect A+ in high school, but because of curves, I was low average at best.
Minorities who scored significantly lower on their exams had way better scores than me.
I wasn't even allowed to graduate because I dropped out of high school in sophomore year to to to college. I mean, I wasn't allowed to walk, I still got my diploma.
Not a bad idea. But, I have genuinely nothing I could reward myself with.
sure you do, you just aren't thinking about it right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2UVTNDAIs
Much like that scenario though, when you finally do pop, its like an explosion. You're like "where the fuck is all this cumming from" then when you think its finally over, there is just even more that explodes out.
You could always reward yourself by watching porn.
That won't making you fail, nope, not a chance.
"Rewarding." Not "productive." I've already been productive, I'm talking about doing things I want to do, not things that benefit me.>>3721022
Hate to inform you, DK, but I'm not a horny kid that busts at the first sight of skin. I've been consuming just as much porn as I was before November started. It's not rewarding, just a decent time-waster.
None of us are still kids. I'm not busting 3-10+ times a day anymore, regretfully.
I don't think mt body could handle that every day.
we can even cut little holes in the sheets and give each other rectal exams using dental dams.
No contact. not gay. 100% kewl in the eyes of jesus, or at least thats what my priest said.
>>3721445>its a pillow dick. I'm pretty sure most people can resist the "temptation."
Have you seen videos of how many furries hump daki's, plushies and inflatable toys?
I have tons of dakis, I still don't like pillow dicks. pillows =/= dicks.
Very hard to clean off, and not very satisfying to ride.
although I did buy a high capacity washing machine for a reason.
Always up for experimentation.
DK can count, nice to know
You gotta keep track of the number of guys and the number of holes that you got.
Any more than 5 and you don't know what to do.
Okay, I can guess what 4 is. And the 5th?
I don't understand how people can fantasize about random fags on the internet having never met them, let alone see what they look like. Quit being such a furry my dude.
its pretty easy, I fantasize about things that don't even exist.
Then again, I have boned most of lulz's legends in person.
that's probably not something to brag about and it would also be the same as going through a typical street's worth of gutter trash so that's pretty much what you are talking about
actually the VA has the option of having STD or whatever, tests yearly. They're already taking blood, so I always agree. I'm 100% sex infection free.
I have no diseases at all other than my liver literally hating me.
actually, most us old fags are pretty legit. We're all really knowledgeable in our fields, and are pretty responsible human beings.>>3722235
I lost my virginity when I was 5, I've basically never been a virgin. I don't particularity enjoy sex, nor do I dislike it.
And yet you're the one who treats Cheetos as a breakfast cereal. Someone could get fat doing that shit.
Oh wait, you do complain about getting fat.
not really, even if you don't jerk off, if you go too long without masturbating you just cum in your sleep.
That said, it took forever for me to orgasm for the first time. It was like pushing out bloody cottage cheese.
Still that was probably because I had to ride my bike several miles to get to school every day. I still have the bike, and I still call the seat the "taint punisher." Why women's bike seats are super comfy and men's bike seats are basically made to damage your prostate is beyond me.
its not even a rare thing, look it up. bicyclists will occasionally just cum blood.
Was being a bit facetious and I've been told you just piss it out but still that is exactly what it feels like. And not masturbating is implicated in prostate cancer, not testicular afaik
And holy shit how do you not know about the link between bicyclists and ED? That first seat isn't a woman's seat, it's the only seat you should be using. You're causing major damage to the blood vessels in your groin that send blood to your penis so you can have an erection. Elite bozo cyclists will probably tell you you need the 'tongue' for more control but they like to go out riding on rural highways in the rain so fuck them.
Bro, is THAT the origin of this image?>>3712502
I was baffled about why this dude had broccoli for a bike seat since I saw this picture like a decade ago.
I prefer cauliflower, raw, with ranch. I'm supposed to stay away from green vegetables, apparently my blood's iron levels are so high, my blood could literally rust.
That last part was a joke, haha, but it is inhumanly high in iron.
I think its a pretty hilarious prank in of itself, but personally when I was a young IRL prankster and not an online prankster, I made it a point to never target normal people.
Like one time after a flood we found a washed up water cooler, put a few floating fishtank fish in it, bolted it to the ceiling of an unused parking garage, and cemented the plug into a crack in the ceiling. Then used black spray paint and goodwill shoes to make tracks up the wall on onto the ceiling.
I love a good "wtf" prank, but I don't condone targeting people who's livelihoods are at risk of shenanigans. So I consider tha broccoli pranks in bad taste.
← Firstly - are you a bad enough oldfag to remember the broccoli seat discussion on this synagogue-of-satan run and controlled viper's nest, and to even have saved it?
Secondly, "No Nut November" is a "jewish"/synagogue-of-satan/security-agency corruption of the "No Fap November" concept:
Not fapping, and learning to not fap is the "breaking free" of (((addictions))) (that sap the body of strength and willpower). A community being built around that concept was too dangerous to allow to flourish, therefore a corruption was promoted (and trust this wicked board and its owners/mods to allow it).
The corrupted concept of "no nutting" (therefore no sexual relations or release, or even anything that might lead to such relations, such as cuddling/tenderness) is an evil and toxic external intrusion into peoples' personal lives, that if successful will confuse them into not having normal and healthy sexual relations with their (female) partners, or at the very least it will introduce the concept that something as easily-manipulated as an Internet-trend, will be able to alter something as personal as a male's bodily/mental autonomy.
If a man/male can be manipulated into "not nutting" (for some poorly defined and therefore malleable/changeable reason), despite their normal everyday environment/life and themselves not requiring or wanting this of them, then that man/male can be manipulated in other ways as well. It's a mind/soulfuck operation.
Unfortunately, because so many people have already fallen to these satanic tactics (and accepted the infusion of witch-poison-that-will-kill-them into their bodies), it's beginning to feel like these tactics are more-or-less "mop-up" operations to pick off the remaining men/males, who could have flourished into (spiritual) warriors/defenders from the synagogue-of-satan's wickedness (perhaps I'm being pessimistic though - it always looks the worst before things get better again).
Anyway… I'll post that poison-detoxing guide and KJV Bible advice in the near future. Jesus Christ is the only way out of this colossal mess, even if I don't post that advice, at least remember that.
We don't not nut just because its a challenge. The end game is so orgasmic its worth the pain.
You all know what I'm talking about, you just go on a fapathon, and its just like "why bother…" But after a month, its just like everything from your asshole to your urethra fires off all at once, and it is magnificent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS_OWTKCUIM
You've just supported what I was saying.
I hope that you find the strength to start letting in to your mind and soul more of the things that support life and goodness.
naw, my mind and soul are more based on darkness and hatred than anything.
>>3722575> I prefer cauliflower, raw, with ranch
I like it raw too but I'm afraid to eat it for fear of getting salmonella or E. coli.https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/foods-linked-illness.html#fruits
I also love cauliflower steamed.
cauliflower steamed is decent, I have some general use vegetable spice I can add to it if I do it that way. Then again, if you're going to cook vegetables, steaming is really the only decent way to go about it.
Boiling removes most of the nutrients, and roasting is only ok if its something like corn in a husk… even then the corn is basically just being self steamed.
Supposedly there have been actual cases where a woman or man went down on a dog and the knot swelled up in their mouth so big that they couldn't get it back out because they couldn't open their jaw wide enough and they choked to death because it cut off the air…. the knot didn't but the big engorged cock was down their throat ALSO and that's what did it.
Imagine being found like that… Now I can't verify offhand if any of these stories are true but supposedly one guy broke his own jaw to get it out because he was dying…. what do you think? Can this actually happen?
depends on the person, I can breathe while deepthroating, but even if it did kill you the dog would be out of you by the time you were found.
I have an inflatable knot gag toy I use sometimes, so I doubt it.
Its like those stories of cheerleaders needing stomach pumps from sucking an entire team's dicks, its just bs.
the knot would be in your mouth, so as long as you angled your neck right, you could breath. Not easily, but his dick would be down your thoat so you wouldn't choke.
Then again thats werewolf logic, I have no idea how it would work on an actual dog.
the worst that would happen is you throw up and inhale it, which would be bad.
Then again that all deals with length. if hes down your throat, you just keep swallowing and you wont throw up, but if hes short and just hitting the back of your throat, well… just do it on the floor and have a towel down…
im speaking of human dicks of course, like I said I've never did anything with a dog… but I figure the same applies.
Its one of the reasons I prefer guys with cute little dicks, you don't have to deal with any of that.
You just blow a load in their ass and maybe give them an easy blowjob. Done, boyfriend happy and you don't have to worry about advanced technique.
There's another factor to consider, unlike a human, a dog keeps squirting constantly for minutes and minutes at a time… cum or pre-cum or whatever it is, all flowing into your throat and maybe going down the wrong way while his knot is stuck in your jaws.
Also, a dog's fully erected knot isn't squishy like a tomato or something, it's super hard, like a stone.
I once had a large dog who was a mix of something I could never figure out, but he had the largest cock-to-knot ratio difference i had ever see. His knot would literally swell to the size of a grapefruit, while the rest of his penis stayed the size and length of a pencil. I called his knot a "gut-buster" though I never had it in me… I was afraid to. I've heard that even a normal-size knot, if the dog decides to pull it out before it has deflated, can be very painful.
>>3722659> the worst that would happen is you throw up and inhale it, which would be bad
Yes, people have died while playing BDSM games. Throwing up when bound and gagged can cause suffocation.
Still, it can't be as bad as throwing up in your gas mask when the air is full of VX.
he also owes me a commission, I have this curse where every time I order one, the artist dies…
Hey ultros… want some holiday spending money?
>>I have this curse where every time I order one, the artist dies…
Please order something from Jay Naylor
don't tell me you've got a full ensemble of this shit
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You sound grouchy. You must have missed your morning Cheetos.