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74a611b1 No.3710756

1d ·
We've gotten some burning last minute questions about our current COVID-19 policy.
As was the case last year, masks are required to be worn while present in the event space at all times. This also includes those in fursuit, as the fursuit head does not meet the standards of proper protection.
Additionally, all attendees (and staff) are to have received thier primary series of COVID-19 vaccinations at least 2 weeks prior to this event, and proof of vaccination will be checked before your registration can be claimed. Booster(s) are not required but are heavily recommended.
If you've got any questions, feel free to send an inquiry to use at [email protected]

d5917a83 No.3710760

>Dead Furry Storage.

a7b9f1aa No.3710769

File: 1691092921230.jpeg (115.76 KB, 1628x1613, F2THwhkawAEt6i2.jpeg)

Ugh. I can go in a hospital and nobody has a mask on. Nobody asks for proof of vaccination. But for some reason if I want to go to a furmeet, masks and "proof of vaccination" is required. Which is extra stupid considering none of the normies roaming around the venue give a shit about that (and rightfully so).

Its 2023 and people *still* don't get it. I fell for the lie, as did almost everyone I know. Trust the science and shit. One of my best friends got myocarditis. Today I got a lab order for blood and urine testing to figure out why I have no appetite. Its too late for me.

74a611b1 No.3710771

File: 1691093678595.png (495.77 KB, 763x510, Screenshot 2023-08-03 at 1….png)

Keeping the Covid-19 protocols for Canfurence was all this guy's idea. Baby Tiger Armistace is a furry who ageplays in a white tiger suit. The 40 something year old man lives in Kingston, Ontario and regularly parades around the town in his costume, sometimes wearing diapers or with baby bottle prop in tow, to the chagrin of the citizens of the city.


5cf9a3f4 No.3710772

File: 1691093732280.jpg (54.68 KB, 1334x750, 8008.jpg)

Its just a fukken purity test at this point. To see who's an npc.

74a611b1 No.3710773

File: 1691093782365.png (560.27 KB, 701x394, Screenshot 2023-08-03 at 1….png)

This is Baby Tiger Armistace on the far right of the pic.

85bfa5d6 No.3710774

Isn't that the one in the San Francisco Bay area? That place is a shithole full of the worst of humanity so of course they're retarded about that shit. They'll still gladly bend over backwards for trannies and convicted child rapist though.

5cf9a3f4 No.3710775

File: 1691094764641.png (2.62 MB, 1600x1600, Ken4.png)


Ken, you put on a lot of weight bro.

5907316a No.3710776

You're thinking of the prancing skiltaire

74a611b1 No.3710779

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52016732 No.3710788

Seriously? Why? The person in Screenshot-02 is correct, there are literally no policies enforced at any level of government and there haven't been for a while. In fact, not even grocery store workers wear masks and all the plexiglass dividers at checkout were taken down months ago. Who is this protecting?

d5917a83 No.3710807

File: 1691109288674.jpg (128.91 KB, 710x887, nextphase.jpg)

>Its too late for me.
No, only if you act like it is. If you do a lifelong detox using specific methods, you can deactivate most of the damaging effects and start healing/learning from it. Most of the detox will involve simple additions to your diet (supplements, etc.) and aren't really that difficult or expensive. I do some of those things myself, because I've noticed the "shedding" effect negatively affecting my own health, but "detoxing" helps stop the symptoms.

I've been feeling down about this mess and haven't collated the latest research, but if you're interested I'll put a post together along with my own personal experiences and comments. It'll take me a few days, but in the meantime you can go to a (health food) store and buy some (whole) fennel seeds (and tea strainer) and use those as a tea replacement at least 3 times a day, and switch to spring water. It really works, because the shikimic acid helps block spike protein damage. Apparently chopped up star anise has even stronger properties, but I haven't tried it yet.
That's a good start.

If you do Internet-research, keep in mind that honest things are now almost completely censored, but you're an experienced Internet-oldfag, so that'll help you avoid the worst offenders/BS.

85bfa5d6 No.3710811

I misread it as cOnfurence which I knew was in California,

Canada is also retarded. Why name your convention almost identically too one that crashed and burned?

a7b9f1aa No.3710836

File: 1691129364000.jpeg (401.82 KB, 2047x1254, F2OFLLsWYAAD5yO.jpeg)


Go ahead, I'm curious. If something happens I can be reached at [email protected]

d648d457 No.3710846

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> Who is this protecting?
Hospitalizations for covid have suddenly been increasing nation wide in the US, apparently because hot weather makes people gather inside air-conditioned buildings. There might be a similar increase in Canada.

Still, it's nowhere near as bad as it once was.

d5917a83 No.3710852

File: 1691152413739.jpg (518.06 KB, 1113x1864, ohmy.jpg)

Okay I'll get to work and will probably email it to you and only post a reminder here (in a few days), rather than post it openly. Every good source of information I had posted on here was attacked afterwards, and I no longer believe there are any "new" people/animals here to justify having yet more good information sources attacked.

3Broken, you post like kike/commie Internet propagandists and seem to have access to a kike/commie database of pre-prepared lies and lying counterarguments. Are you getting paid for this, or are you just NPCing off other propagandists?

64e95dc8 No.3710854

File: 1691154475844.jpg (620.23 KB, 2380x2261, 1872644_WinterFox_ychmarch….jpg)

>pre-prepared lies and lying counterarguments
Kill yourself, you mentally defective piece of shit.

d5917a83 No.3710859

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64e95dc8 No.3710860

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Ha ha! (((Business Dog))) can't stand hearing the truth. Too bad wack-a-doodle!

U.S. COVID hospitalizations climb for second straight week.

Updated on: August 1, 2023

d5917a83 No.3710864

Oh, man. I like the art you've posted but I've just noticed something:
The leafy trees on the top-right look like a fat man's gut, the fence looks like his stained/scribbled-on underwear, the walkway looks like a table and the bushes in the background look like his dick.
A fat guy resting his dick on his kitchen table and taking a photo of it!
Anyway… nighty-night.

bba0065b No.3710865

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Your continual denial of reality will cause you severe problems eventually, (((Business Dog))). For your own benefit, get professional help now.

Covid hospitalizations are rising again.

3667e4cc No.3710867

File: 1691162530782.jpg (182.86 KB, 1152x1165, Sanae_20170312rough_e.jpg)

> I've just noticed something:

> The leafy trees on the top-right look like a fat man's gut, the fence looks like his stained/scribbled-on underwear, the walkway looks like a table and the bushes in the background look like his dick.

You are hallucinating, (((Business Dog))). Your mental deterioration is accelerating. Get help now before it is too late.

916d6f8a No.3711665


Conreaught (the other co-chair) is departing the con after this one as far as I've heard through the rumor mill. Shithead Tiger might be out next as well and they might put some fresh blood back into the convention. They're both jackasses that need to be knocked down a peg.

1f788b4f No.3717254

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With fuggos that uggo, I'm glad I don't go to furcons anymore.
Beardy-selfie guy on the left might be normal-ish at a linux or radio club, but those other two guys look quite shitty.

This list of non-censored awareness and detox links is by no means complete, but a good start.
If someone has not been cancelled/doxxed or jailed for wrongthink, you gotta watch out.







94468990 No.3717276

Jew be the one who amde this ta killl Wjite people yo. They vene sed yo that it not kill Jews.

e6a04929 No.3717278

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>Beardy-selfie guy on the left might be normal-ish at a linux or radio club

Beardy-selfie guy reminded me of this


e6a04929 No.3717279

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cf26cd38 No.3717467

Canada doesn't track cases anymore. They rely on modelling. That's why they can 'predict' new waves before they happen.

It's a complete simulacra. The government has no interface with reality anymore. They govern by statistics with no way to get external feedback. We're basically ruled by a really really stupid AI.

f16aef39 No.3717469

> a really really stupid AI.
So is there evidence their scheme doesn't work?

1f788b4f No.3717519

>So is there evidence their scheme doesn't work?
The burden of proof is not upon the oppressed.
Their schemes are murderous and bolshevist/marxist in nature.
What else could you have possibly expected from Fidel Castro Junior?

bbb805bd No.3718920

File: 1697433608162.png (6.5 MB, 2216x1662, The blood of Jesus HAS POW….png)

>Its too late for me.
Pray to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness.
No, seriously, do it, do it right now if you can.
because it's the only way to save you
I told any fucker who tried to inject me with that poison that because of my religious background I'm not allowed to be a cuckold vaxxie, so yeah, Christ is real, we are closer to WWIII, I was right all along and if you pray to our Lord and ask him to save you, you will NOT die and will be saved
that's all…

a7b9f1aa No.3718922

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As much as I may wander from the flock, I am still welcomed back. The Apostles Creed and The Lord's Prayer I offer to God, as thanks for sending the sacrificial Lamb, that I believe and am saved.

I said I was a Christian years ago on this board and it was long forgotten. I would say I'm a bad example, but we all fall short of His grace.

We are most certainly in the End Times.

936571bd No.3718971

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Nobody forgot, they simply left. Anyone here outside your gaggle of sycophants would agree you're the last person to be espousing any form of religion. Not because you're a homosexual, but because you've wasted whatever potential you had in life doing drugs and leeching off your parents. You squandered God's gift of life for the pleasures of excess and apathy, and now you're nothing but a freeloading janitor both online and offline. I'd tell you to kill yourself but you're probably already in hell. Sneed.

a7b9f1aa No.3718979

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I've been waiting for this day.

97694332 No.3718980

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So does that mean I should be a prophet?

I've squandered the last decade making my own company "rarely hiring people" and being a general badass. I keep buying up land, and I don't even use it. I just demolish everything and make my back yard bigger.

Pretty sure that in the book of Satanism, I'm supreme in the realm of greed.

97694332 No.3718981

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In a world where everyone really wants to rent places, I just destroy and make a ridiculous useless back yard.

>;3 I like my life right now

97694332 No.3718982

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I'm trying to buy up the entire block, when I accomplish that I'll put in a series of quadplexes, and live starting in one than combining two if I get a family, and renting out everything else.

I've achieved all I want, now I'm going to become a slum lord… and become the ultimate asshole.

97694332 No.3718984

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right now my area is dominated by the Loves in manufacturing, the Silverheels in residential, and my direct family in bars. I figure if I steal enough land I might actually get let back into the family. Who knows, maybe they'll actually let me sit at the big boy table on thanksgiving if things turn out how I plan.

97694332 No.3718986

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My family owns several bars, and a cleaning company, besides the point.

It used to be a biker bar but now its a series of several family bar and grills called "Sly Fox" I own most of one called "Wilde Fox" wich is a gay bar, more or less.

97694332 No.3718987

Its basically just a bar and grill with a reputation and three "karaoke" rooms… and some of the best seafood you can get.

97694332 No.3718988

I still remember the heat lamp baked nachos, maraschino cherries, and the cola fountain wand thing growing up in those bars. Checking levels on liquor bottles at 5…

Well at least my vodka wont forget me either.

97694332 No.3718992

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Lol I always used to get in trouble because i'd take the frozen glasses from the deep freezer, and occasionally hack the pinball machine.

Really though, if you don't want your kid to end up a slum lord bar owner, you really shouldn't start him up at 5 years old with a first job as bar tender.

2f2d4e5e No.3719020

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97694332 No.3719029

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That isn't entirely inaccurate, I have a few hookahs for the back rooms that can be rented out. A lot of foreign college students seem to like that. For legal reasons I cant sell anything but non-tobacco vapor stones, but once they get their coals, I'm not too nosey about what happens as long as things don't start smelling like a weed house.

I sold the rights of the top two floors to my dad to use as a storage facility. Minus one room thats my office to manage the books.

97694332 No.3719030

each room has an air purifier, and the hallway has one, if you burn enough bud to overload that, you're just being a glutton.

A few plausabley deniable buds never hurt anyone,

2f2d4e5e No.3719032

File: 1697540394872.jpg (347.42 KB, 1024x1280, 1643734350.aufphone_img_20….jpg)

>I sold the rights of the top two floors to my dad to use as a storage facility. Minus one room thats my office to manage the books.

So that's where you've been keeping Aufy?

97694332 No.3719033

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it would be better than a shed. But no, I have no idea where he is.

97694332 No.3719034

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I wouldn't mind putting up aufy in storage, he could be my bar's mascot.

97694332 No.3719035

Japanese and middle easterners love that mascot shit.

2f2d4e5e No.3719036

File: 1697543304817.png (630.6 KB, 786x442, clash of the titans medusa….png)

All you would need is to show Aufy Medusa's head, have it turn him to stone and then you'd have a statue to display at your bar.

1aa002d4 No.3719037

Why am I not surprised that he owns a bar

97694332 No.3719039

because I'm a sexy lucrative land owner who doesn't need to pay property taxes cause of all the military damages?

2f2d4e5e No.3719040

File: 1697543911277.jpg (215.63 KB, 1536x1023, doctor-who-stolen-earth-da….jpg)

>because I'm a sexy lucrative land owner who doesn't need to pay property taxes cause of all the military damages?

97694332 No.3719041

File: 1697544015587.png (35.06 KB, 920x712, png-transparent-twilight-s….png)

you have a point, I am basically Davros.

I'm still sexy though.

97694332 No.3719042

File: 1697544160332.png (1.1 MB, 1150x748, video_game_hero_farcry6.png)

look at me, I have sexy super villian written all over my body.

1aa002d4 No.3719043

Yor eyes are weird

97694332 No.3719044

Yeah one of my eyes is a Y, its part of the super villain name image.

97694332 No.3719045

its like that James bond villain with 3 nipples and a golden gun. I have one eye with a Y.

Deal with it, its trade marked.

2f2d4e5e No.3719046

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97694332 No.3719048

weirdly, my Y right eye doesn't interfere with vision at all. That thing is like a hawk, I can see ridiculously far.

Slight astigmatism, 20/20 for the left eye, the other eye being fucking awesome.

Its kinda epic.

1aa002d4 No.3719049

I thought you were lying about the human chimera thing not even your eyebrows match

97694332 No.3719050

I'm literally split in half.

97694332 No.3719051

File: 1697546723330.jpg (73.11 KB, 894x983, 4157ijxJENL._AC_UF894,1000….jpg)

I ate my sister in the womb, she probably deserved it.

58cd19b0 No.3719052

thats probably what made u gay

97694332 No.3719053

File: 1697547288601.png (68.5 KB, 325x568, 1267410796.steam_124624361….png)

I've come to that conclusion myself.

I'm either xx or xy depending on which side of my body you take a sample from.

Undoubtedly her sex stuff interfered with mine.

97694332 No.3719054

File: 1697547457314.jpg (123.2 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

plus my family has a long line of twins and triplets, its so unfair.

I'd really like to not be attracted to men.

1aa002d4 No.3719065

File: 1697553201290.jpg (8 KB, 190x266, images.jpg)

Literally Kakashi

2f2d4e5e No.3719087

File: 1697566619644.jpg (438.11 KB, 961x632, The Aufy Twins.jpg)

What if Aufy had a twin?

97694332 No.3719096

File: 1697577086865.jpg (48.53 KB, 450x571, butthurt.jpg)

twins mimic eachother when they're younger, but get radically different when they get older.

My mom and her twin were pretty much the same growing up, my mom was a model/bar tender, and my mom's twin was prom queen and a socialite.

As they aged my mom got an engineering degree that she did nothing with, and her twin married into money and got several tiny dogs.

Weirdly out of all of the cousins that I have (each more powerful than the last), I'm the only one in my generation to own a house, own multiple businesses, and not be in jail. Plus I'm the only one who never gets invited to any family holiday stuff, not even reunions.

Apparently its because no one wants me to molest their kids. I can be a gay recluse and not be a pedophile at the same time. I don't know where people come up with these ideas about me.

97694332 No.3719097

oh and to clarify, my grandpa slicked his way from drafting during the Vietnam war era, and managed to fuck his way across the country and have 17 kids. So I have a lot of cousins, most of who I have not met.

He died weirdly being a short wave radio minister preaching from his house on top of a mountain.

97694332 No.3719098

oh and by the time they found his body, he was eaten by his 50k cats.

He was a hermit like me.

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