Fist bump her cervix.
Wouldn't that kill her?
Play fetch with her.
seems like a trap
That sounds nice. You just don't know how her mom looks like.
I'm pretty sure it's AI.
>>3709982> What things would you like to do with her?
Brush her fur and give her her flea treatment.
Enroll her in preschool. Start a college fund for her. Teach her to cook and bake treats. Feed her a healthy and nutritious diet. Play pretend with her. Make time to interact with her. Enjoy being a dad.
most of them never make it to college
How many pedophile threads does this site need?
I wish I could go to college.
It's a site full of pedophiles so lots I'd gather
Move someplace remote, remove the TV, smartphones and tablets, buy her books. Save her from the Great Dumbing Down.
>>3710344>TV, smartphones and tablets
Those help you to get yourself educated, not just books.
No they don't. They just teach you to have a short attention span and poor memory. Access to information does not necessarily imply assimilation of information, and electronic devices are particularly unsuited for e.g. reading long texts, making notes and cross-referencing pages quickly.
Intelligence cannot grow without knowledge to think about. Reading and writing yourself is more effective for retaining knowledge than googling it or watching a youtube video.
I do agree with books in some way. Books don't require a battery or anything. They are just paper. Sadly they take space and depending of the book, they are too big to be carried around. An electronic reader solves much of this. Some books can only be found in electronic format now.
I would love having an e-ink reader. I have cognitive issues with absorbing reading material from a traditional computer screen. I still think paper books are better, but I'll be getting rid of a lot of my bookshelf due to moving. Hopefully I can get some rehomed.
Get a Kobo. I got one and it works great, but I've heard Kindles are pretty good too.
E-Ink reader IS better for reading than tablet or computer screen but also only good for that one thing. By all means get one if you feel it helps you reading.
Same as other portable electronics it will not last as long as a shitty paper book. I've had two, last one was Kobo and it was ok. When it died I got a tablet next. Not as good for reading but versatile.
What tablet? A Samsung one or an Ipad?
Samsung Galaxy tab A7. Its ok, but I do not like their uninstallable software in princible (I do not even have Samsung account so its just waste). When it dies I'll either find a clean one (with only Google bloatware) or get something not Android.
>>3710518>Those help you to get yourself educated, not just books.
Correction : those CAN help you to get yourself educated. Just like personnal computer COULD "be for my homework, mom !" when you convinced your parent to buy one in the 80's. In reality it was for games, 100% for games.
I see. I'm looking for a tablet myself so I can do things with it and also draw. I favor Apple but I've also heard nice things from Samsung too.>>3710666>those numbers
Yeah, but I'm older and I don't really play videogames anymore. I'd rather read or watch a movie.
>>3710658> E-Ink reader IS better for reading than tablet or computer screen but also only good for that one thing. By all means get one if you feel it helps you reading.
I once saw a thing in a clearance sale. It was the size of a tablet but it opened like a book. On one half it was a normal Android tablet and screen, but the other half was a high quality e-reader screen.
I'm surprised that kind of thing isn't more common.
Just ordered one, thanks for the suggestion. I thought about getting a Kindle, but it seemed DRMish. I want to be able to use ePubs and PDFs I get from various places.
I completely hate e-ink. It might just be my age, but i really like the smell of old books.
>>3709982>What things would you like to do with her?
If she were real, rather than just an AI-assisted plagiarised soulless abomination, then I'd rush her to a good hospital to fix her broken ankles and have her brain scanned for injuries due to her not complaining about her crippling injury, then I'd have her checked for emotional trauma and some kind of trauma-induced dissociative disorder.>>3710344>>3710562
It's nice to see a couple of still-alive people (or animals) on this place-for-the-dead commie-shithole/spook's-honeypot board (although you'd be better off leaving). Been here long?
You're welcome, enjoy your reading.>>3710725
You mean the smell of new books. Old books smell like old books. New books, in the other hand…
I have a Kobo Libra H2O on the way. From what I can tell from reviews, its exactly what I want. I'm excited about it.
she could just be double jointed. Its like when I broke my back and my mom was taking care of me, she got freaked out by some of the ways I rested my legs in my sleep.
Me sleeping is a horror show.
Not complaining though, the whole ridiculous flexibility I had going on is what kept me alive despite more fractures to the spine then the radiocologist cared to number, and my neck being shattered.
Wtf is that mess?
its fine, it flips right back to normal. Turning into an eldritch horror is kinda cool though.
I pretended to have a broken hand to get out of more than one test back in the day.
The most common trick you can do with your fingers. About one in four people can do that naturally.
just because 1 in 4 can do it, i doubt 1 in 4 actually try it.
I dare someone else on the site to break all their fingers and take a pic.
its a bear sucking another bear's dick.
dont try, youll just hurt yourself, my power level is maximum
also im a vampire.
I thought vampires don't show up in pics.
they don't show up on silver. Modern imagery uses other stuff in their diodes. Usually sapphire, totally vampire enabled.
yeah, shattering my spine is enough, I'm not about to go putting my fingers in vices.
I shoved a nail through my dick on a dare, thats enough stupid badassery for me.
Fix that hand bro
My hands are perfectly fine, other than the artificial joint in my right hand. They normally look perfectly normal, they can just bend in nightmarish ways.
What game is this?