Petition to permaban Steam and all of his clones because he admitted to letting Aufy use his name to avoid a ban.

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Anonymous 07/14/23 (Fri) 01:56:42 6e3d6d82 No.3708628

Petition to permaban Steam and all of his clones because he admitted to letting Aufy use his name to avoid a ban.

Steam 07/14/23 (Fri) 02:08:36 ebc0aa71 No.3708633

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I gave Aufy the Steam reins for a whole 30 seconds to delete a few posts and maybe make a few chaotic neutral posts, and instead he jumped right back into exactly what got him banned in the first place.

Other than essentially letting someone test drive my car, I've never broken a rule. Even then, I didn't give him a proxy or tell him how to, I just gave him permission to use my name. Which much like waking up drunk, is not illegal.

Steam 07/14/23 (Fri) 02:11:02 ebc0aa71 No.3708634

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>>3708633
seriously, my two rules were
"do not instigate Dan" and
"do not even think of posting in a cub thread"

what did he do? He slammed on the gas and drove right into dan and cub thread town.

Anonymous 07/14/23 (Fri) 04:04:10 a52261b5 No.3708657

alias-world problems.

Anonymous 07/14/23 (Fri) 04:59:56 e38dac19 No.3708662

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>>3708628
Not your personal army.
Stop trying to be a furry fascist.

Steam 07/15/23 (Sat) 08:21:09 ebc0aa71 No.3708752

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I was fully ready to drop the name and walk away if the Aufy experiment worked. I'm like a super spicy native Thai dish, crazy hot but tolerable because the sugar counterbalances the spice, and then replicated using ingredients from foreign lands that don't have all the same properties. It always either turns unbearably spicy or unbearably sweet. Aufy is just all spice. I was an idiot thinking he could mimic me, since i figured he learned his lesson and would behave for at least a few seconds to rehearse the part.

Still, I guess I'm an idiot for assuming he could go a full hour without me having to try to do irreparable damage control to keep the act up.

I guess when you are the best at something, you just have to accept that weight. This isn't the first time I've tried to pass on the name with similar results.

Steam 07/15/23 (Sat) 08:28:07 ebc0aa71 No.3708753

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>>3708752
I actually adopted this name from someone on wtfur during the transition, and we had a common interest in steampunk.

I don't really have any summerfags to work with since image boards fell out of favor, so I worked with what I had. It just sucks that my ego won't let luz go without a Steam. I don't care if its me or not.

Anonymous 07/15/23 (Sat) 10:07:35 644e8466 No.3708757

As if anything SteamThePathologicalLiar says can be believed.

Steam 07/15/23 (Sat) 11:23:35 ebc0aa71 No.3708767

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well, I have records on the Discord app, but the mods realized that he wasn't me anyways. He was just a silly little imp I gave too much credit to, so really who cares?

He's doubly gone now. Gone from multiple platforms.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 06:44:47 8ea92c88 No.3722632

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>>3708752
> This isn't the first time I've tried to pass on the name with similar results.
Who else did you give it to?

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 07:06:46 8364aafc No.3722638

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>>3708628
> Petition to permaban Steam
I second the motion.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 07:30:17 15b01d42 No.3722643

I'd like to make it known that Steam raped both me, and my dog. Also yes, ban him.

Steam 11/24/23 (Fri) 07:36:17 81200631 No.3722644

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>>3722643
I have ED and an extreme dislike of people. I can guarantee I've never had any intercourse with you other than maybe telling you the name of the book I was reading. Even then its very unlikely.

Steam 11/24/23 (Fri) 07:38:17 81200631 No.3722645

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>>3722644
Unless you can tell me the town I live in, and the name of the park I usually go to to read.

Steam 11/24/23 (Fri) 07:45:03 81200631 No.3722647

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>>3722645
I've never had sex with a dog, but I will say anyone who has ever had sex with me has regretted it. I'm as the ancient poets put it, an insufferable asshole. I like the title.

Steam 11/24/23 (Fri) 07:54:31 81200631 No.3722648

>>3722647
I've only had sex with Unell and Fancy, I did meet Cobalt Blaze but I introduced myself as Jazz Jackrabit and he didn't get the reference, and we quickly split ways. Still we met, he just didn't know it.

I was in Hamilton doing some IT work for Fisher Scientific, and looked him up on the now defunct Pounced website.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 19:34:32 6da66a48 No.3722704

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>>3722643
> I'd like to make it known that Steam raped both me, and my dog
Which one did Steam rape first? The world wants to know.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 20:35:11 940f2833 No.3722713

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>>3722704
Both at the same time. He's got two dicks.

Steam 11/25/23 (Sat) 01:38:44 81200631 No.3722749

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Anonymous 11/25/23 (Sat) 05:22:42 cdf66157 No.3722781

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>>3722749
As many here are probably aware, some species, especially reptiles, actually do have two penises.
Sort of.
But they're usually side by side.

Anonymous 06/12/24 (Wed) 18:46:44 03a1d8a0 No.3742531

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Steam 06/12/24 (Wed) 22:22:19 354d8de7 No.3742543

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>>3722713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcD-WEKWG4M

*shrug*

Anonymous 06/12/24 (Wed) 23:33:41 568c37de No.3742544

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While you cringe posted I studied the goon.
While you rallied and divided back and forth on pol I mastered the nofap technique
While you flamingly anti-memed in the pursuit of despacito I cultivated in vengeance lurking.
Now, when your power is waning before the pathetic L you've created you have the bukbuk to ask me to fn-feel-sars?

Steam 06/13/24 (Thu) 01:44:00 354d8de7 No.3742555

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>>3742544
You might have a bunch of tentacles, but I apparently have two dicks.

I neither confirm or deny any accusations.

I will say that I have two fleshlights, and I'm not going to expand on that.

Anonymous 06/13/24 (Thu) 06:48:19 ff1dabe3 No.3742581

>>3742555
I had one of those but it split in two on the end because I went too hard on it. I thought they would be more stretchy.

Anonymous 06/13/24 (Thu) 07:24:23 568c37de No.3742586

>>3742555
moderation of tentacles is imperative to success