/furi/ - Yaff

I gave Aufy the Steam reins for a whole 30 seconds to delete a few posts and maybe make a few chaotic neutral posts, and instead he jumped right back into exactly what got him banned in the first place.

Other than essentially letting someone test drive my car, I've never broken a rule. Even then, I didn't give him a proxy or tell him how to, I just gave him permission to use my name. Which much like waking up drunk, is not illegal.

>>3708633
seriously, my two rules were
"do not instigate Dan" and
"do not even think of posting in a cub thread"

what did he do? He slammed on the gas and drove right into dan and cub thread town.

alias-world problems.

>>3708628
Not your personal army.
Stop trying to be a furry fascist.

I was fully ready to drop the name and walk away if the Aufy experiment worked. I'm like a super spicy native Thai dish, crazy hot but tolerable because the sugar counterbalances the spice, and then replicated using ingredients from foreign lands that don't have all the same properties. It always either turns unbearably spicy or unbearably sweet. Aufy is just all spice. I was an idiot thinking he could mimic me, since i figured he learned his lesson and would behave for at least a few seconds to rehearse the part.

Still, I guess I'm an idiot for assuming he could go a full hour without me having to try to do irreparable damage control to keep the act up.

I guess when you are the best at something, you just have to accept that weight. This isn't the first time I've tried to pass on the name with similar results.

>>3708752
I actually adopted this name from someone on wtfur during the transition, and we had a common interest in steampunk.

I don't really have any summerfags to work with since image boards fell out of favor, so I worked with what I had. It just sucks that my ego won't let luz go without a Steam. I don't care if its me or not.

As if anything SteamThePathologicalLiar says can be believed.

well, I have records on the Discord app, but the mods realized that he wasn't me anyways. He was just a silly little imp I gave too much credit to, so really who cares?

He's doubly gone now. Gone from multiple platforms.

>>3708752
> This isn't the first time I've tried to pass on the name with similar results.
Who else did you give it to?

>>3708628
> Petition to permaban Steam
I second the motion.

I'd like to make it known that Steam raped both me, and my dog. Also yes, ban him.

>>3722643
I have ED and an extreme dislike of people. I can guarantee I've never had any intercourse with you other than maybe telling you the name of the book I was reading. Even then its very unlikely.

>>3722644
Unless you can tell me the town I live in, and the name of the park I usually go to to read.

>>3722645
I've never had sex with a dog, but I will say anyone who has ever had sex with me has regretted it. I'm as the ancient poets put it, an insufferable asshole. I like the title.

>>3722647
I've only had sex with Unell and Fancy, I did meet Cobalt Blaze but I introduced myself as Jazz Jackrabit and he didn't get the reference, and we quickly split ways. Still we met, he just didn't know it.

I was in Hamilton doing some IT work for Fisher Scientific, and looked him up on the now defunct Pounced website.

>>3722643
> I'd like to make it known that Steam raped both me, and my dog
Which one did Steam rape first? The world wants to know.

>>3722704
Both at the same time. He's got two dicks.

>>3722749
As many here are probably aware, some species, especially reptiles, actually do have two penises.
Sort of.
But they're usually side by side.