dc63cd91 No.3718136
>>3718133plus with a GSD, you don't need a gun, and you don't have to worry about locks.
No one fucks with a house protected by a nazi dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08F5amE-iS8You hear those barks, people for blocks go running.
dc63cd91 No.3718137
Plus you let him out when cats are fucking, and you don't even need antifreeze to shut them up. They just know better.
d23b8c66 No.3718173
>>3718124I have sex with my femaly huskywife so female obviously. Thumb rule is to pick up countersex depending on yours.
d23b8c66 No.3718174
>>3718124btw neutering is animal cruelty so no one would buy a dog that is neutered
when i picked my dog i asked every trader first if the dog is neutered, if they say yes then i just quit and go to the next one, glad there are thousands of underground sellers there
t. practicing zoosexual
334bd26b No.3718175
>>3718156Correct, #HelpAnimalsCum. I always say this on 4chan.
Only people who are against dog sex are:
1. envying /b/tards who never owned a dog because of angry mom/dad who do not want them
2. envying namefags like the one above with game store name who have family dog that is neutered and can't have dog sex so they cope with the suppresed wish by telling others not to do it, typical prude behavior
3. impotence (fe)males that have small dogs that are too small for this
dc63cd91 No.3718196
>>3718193were talking back when I was hacking Windows 98 games, first edition.
I just didn't want to give up my name because a walmart cloud game store snagged it from me.
fe9e8632 No.3718591
>>3718211What movie is this?
b9dad837 No.3718598
Dogs are natures speed bumps.
38f92289 No.3718600
>>3718598Spoken like a true sociopath.
1c6d0aae No.3718603
>>3718212so do u sell dishwashers or something for a living or do you just steam around the house all day
e28c7c1f No.3718643
>>3718124>When you want to get a dog, if you're a guy, do you look for a male dog, and if you're a girl, do you look for a female dog or it's not a set rule? Can you get a female dog as a guy and vice versa?Males are more active and competitive. If someone have problems with obedience of a dog or hierarchy it almost always a male dog. Females are more… tender? I remember one youtube video where dude hugs his f and m dogs until they want to go, and after couple of seconds male just: wtf do you want let me go.
426e167f No.3718664
I miss having a loving cuddly female dog
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BkgHkTPgUx8https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ic8S10DAjWcI will never own another male dog, they suck (but maybe they're great if you're a girl and yjk)
dc63cd91 No.3718697
>>3718664That is exactly opposite of what my dog does. He is a spot stealer. He will steal your spot and refuse to move.
Guess there are differences between male and female dogs.
dc63cd91 No.3718698
>>3718697actually no, she is just stealing the spot you are already in. My dog steals the spot I want.
dc63cd91 No.3718702
>>3718698worst, I have a king sized bed. Even if I wanted to let dogs lie, his legs somehow encompass the entire thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESROkTDuL1g dc63cd91 No.3718728
>>3718697lol, even when I take off my clothes and put them on the floor. He plops down on top of them and is like "this pile is mine now, there are many like it, but this is mine."
dc63cd91 No.3718755
>>3718730my armpits are to my dog like alcohol is to me.
I have become dog Bacchus.
dc63cd91 No.3718756
>>3718755also fun fact, my dog got a little diploma for completing a technical circuit yesterday. I'm going to get it framed and I'm trying to get the dumbest looking picture of him to put next to it.
83a3d166 No.3718910
>>3718755Steam's armpit hairs are so long he could literally have them braided into dreadlocks.
dc63cd91 No.3719171
>>3718910I actually have very sparse armpit hair. I lack body hair in general.
I'm actually the only one on my dad's side of the family who can even grow a goatee (with much effort involved). His entire family just lacks facial and body hair. Luckily no baldness.
