Elon musk has officially rebranded Twitter to X leaving everyone making fun of him for acting like a child living in the 1980s. His xtreme, xtra, xciting rebrand has went over about as well as you would expect. People are calling the platform Xitter (S

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Twitter is dead! Long live Xitter! Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 13:34:47 6c893941 No.3709911

Elon musk has officially rebranded Twitter to X leaving everyone making fun of him for acting like a child living in the 1980s. His xtreme, xtra, xciting rebrand has went over about as well as you would expect.

People are calling the platform Xitter (Shitter) and no one really knows what to call Tweets any more because on the help page he changed it to "How to Xeet"

Yeet? Sheet? Zeet? What the fuck with that word?
It took Twitter 15 years to make "Tweet" synonymous with sending a short message and he just threw that all away.

Brand annalists and advertisers are flabbergasted at this move and many say he's cost himself at least 5 billion, maybe as much as 20 billion with just this one, amazingly stupid move.

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 13:41:16 6c893941 No.3709913

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As usual, the Simpsons predicted this.

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 14:01:58 32284c5e No.3709916

Elon didn't buy Twitter to make money, idiot.

>>It took Twitter 15 years to make "Tweet" synonymous with sending a short message
If it took that long then it wasn't catchy to start with, it was just something people eventually got used to.

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 14:08:51 6c893941 No.3709917

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>>3709916
>Elon didn't buy Twitter to make money, idiot.
Mission accomplished!

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:03:29 ce6b8d2f No.3709919

Sounds like Exiter

exiter

Wiktionary
https://en.wiktionary.org › wiki › exiter
NounEdit. exiter (plural exiters). One who exits. quotations ▽.

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:29:25 32284c5e No.3709921

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>>3709917
EXACTLY!
He ran the lefty lunatics off,
and now it's his own personal playground.
AND.
YOU.
CAN'T.
DO.
ANYTHING.
ABOUT.
IT.
Oh wait, I guess you could start using one of those dozens of other twitter competitors that no one has ever heard of, lol.

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:37:26 ce6b8d2f No.3709923

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DK 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:46:15 f88a0a2c No.3709925

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Musk is all like, my generation "gen X" was the greatest generation ever. So great in fact I'll name my platform "X"

I hope he's not retarded enough to try to copyright/trademark the letter "X"

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:47:26 cdcb4163 No.3709927

Elon is the worlds richest retard and I pity anyone who was fooled into buying one of his shitbox cars

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:51:58 32284c5e No.3709928

One of Elon's 10 children is named 'X'. That's actually the kid's name, 'X'.
Not many know it, but Elon was the founder of PAYPAL, which he originally called X.COM
And of course there's SpaceX.
Elon really likes that letter for some reason, I'm not sure why.

DK 07/25/23 (Tue) 15:59:17 f88a0a2c No.3709930

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>>3709928

Imagine your name being "x" and everyone asks you "Did your parents wish they had aborted you?

Steam 07/25/23 (Tue) 17:45:40 3e8eaec8 No.3709940

>>3709930
I dated a guy named "male" pretty much the same thing as "x" his mom showed up at the hospital too high to fill out paper work, and left after she popped him out.

Anonymous 07/25/23 (Tue) 23:57:13 c515eb1b No.3709969

>>3709921
>defending a website called shitter where you share your shits with other people who do nothing but shit all day long

oh wow oh no how awful what will the left do now

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 01:14:32 6c893941 No.3709979

>>3709921
Twitter is just as left as it ever was. The only people he drove off was his advertisers.

THE GUY STANDING BEHIND YOU 07/26/23 (Wed) 01:56:55 35064785 No.3709986

>>3709930
Elon's son 'X' would actually probably say:
WHOA! My dad is the richest guy in the world?
Fuck yeah, he can name me whatever he wants!!!

Steam 07/26/23 (Wed) 03:11:33 3e8eaec8 No.3709992

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>>3709986
Just because he's rich doesn't make him a generous father.

My mom is a petroleum engineer, and my dad is a union electrician.They were both extremely stingy with money when I was a kid. I didn't even have an allowance, and I had to build my own car. I didn't even have a door to my room.

I'm getting bitched at by my dad to this day because "wtf are you doing, you realize every time you buy a 500 dollar vacuum cleaner, or a microwave air fryer your mom demands one too"

I take some joy in causing my mom to kick my dad in his financial nuts.

Steam 07/26/23 (Wed) 03:15:28 3e8eaec8 No.3709993

>>3709992
on the flip side, my mom is bragging about how awesome my 3k refrigerator is to everyone at her dog park.

Personally I think its kinda shit. The auger is plastic, and back in the 90's it would have been metal. I don't know if it makes a difference, but I prefer metal.

Steam 07/26/23 (Wed) 03:30:54 3e8eaec8 No.3709994

>>3709993
to put that into perspective, my parent's refrigerator lost it's ice maker and water in the late 90's. Mine is a top of the line Kitchen Aid with more bells and whistles than I want.

I'm kinda proud that I went from eating nothing but off brand ravoli to owning my own luxury smart house with everything obeying my commands instead of obeying them when I was a kid.

It just kinda sucks that I don't have a husband or a wife or something to share it with.

R.I.P Twitter Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 03:38:45 4f7476bf No.3709997

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TBH I despise social media & only used Twitter for looking up Furry artwork since most Japanese artist's use Twitter & Pixiv.

On a side note, the best advice I can give to anyone reading this thread is: to make sure to backup all data on the internet for offline use. All of these websites can disappear overnight with you loosing all media access, Twitter included.

You can already see Google taking down website URL's searches because of DMCA take down notices.

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