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423f0156 No.3717402

Dear /furi/, my throat tingles for a while whenever I give my dog a blowjob.

Does that mean I'm allergic? Or is it just because it's live sperm cells wriggling around? It doesn't seem to affect me in any other way.

c3d4030b No.3717430

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you're probably allergic, slightly. I've swallowed quite a bit of cum, and never had allergic effects.

There is a very old and useful way of testing to see if you're allergic. Just put some cum on a cloth, tape it to your skin, let it sit there for a day, and then take the cloth off. If you're allergic you'd have an outbreak. Otherwise, your dog has worms, and you need to fix both of you fast.

c3d4030b No.3717431

>>3717430
this has nothing to do with bestiality, I'm just known to practice witchcraft, and I know how to use old school medicine.

c3d4030b No.3717434

>>3717431
if its worms I'd suggest just saying he shat the bed and you woke up in it. Otherwise they might put him down.

c3d4030b No.3717435

human skin is a lot thicker than intestinal organs, or even animal skin for that matter, so the worms, scabies, or whatever has as very very low chance of infecting you

ec278c5a No.3717436

>>3717402
Both of you, keep your penis out of your dog

c3d4030b No.3717437

>>3717436
hey, my dog is fixed and not interested in sex at all. I'm just giving witchy medical advice to a a person possibly involved in that kind of stuff.

c3d4030b No.3717438

>>3717437
I'd just hate to see a dog put down because his owner is a NEET.

7e11de34 No.3717441

>>3717436
No, fuck off.



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