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32e93e2c No.3717003

How do you feel about dating a raccoon you just met?

9cc8a773 No.3717016

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Well I am available.

46b48e30 No.3717034

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Coons are pig disgusting. Would not date.

a92b818d No.3717039

You never heard of wormer?

Dissing a species because they might have an easily treatable parasite is dumb.

467c7f84 No.3717046

No gas the coons! I'm sick of them wiping their asses and not washing their hands and touching everything and everybody with their nasty mitts covered in their brain worm egg filth! This is how they spread their madness! This is how they sow the seeds of chaos!

449365c8 No.3717053

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Silly, raccoons practically invented hand washing.
They wash their hands all the time.
Where did you get the idea they didn't?

a2ba8c31 No.3717065

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The French word for raccoon is "raton laveur". Literally translated, it means "wash rat" named for their habit of washing their food in creeks, etc

Let this be a warning… don't wash your cotton candy.

01a74acc No.3717088

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01a74acc No.3717089

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01a74acc No.3717090

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01a74acc No.3717091

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01a74acc No.3717092

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01a74acc No.3717093

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01a74acc No.3717094

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01a74acc No.3717095

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01a74acc No.3717096

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1b1055ca No.3717123

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Raccoons used to be placed in the same genus with bears, so they were Ursus lotor, which is Latin for "washer bear". Lotor means washer, which is still appropriately retained in their current designation: Procyon lotor.

Anyway, the reason raccoons wash their food and toys apparently has nothing to do with hygiene, but sensory. You see, raccoons have very sensitive paws with many nerve endings, but it takes water to soften their paw skin and unlock their full tactile sensitivity. Water is like eyeglasses for raccoon paws.

I can imagine dating a raccoon I just met.

3800c3d9 No.3717545

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