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dcb59eb5 No.3714019

Can any of you stupid fucks at least come up with new ideas instead of regurgitating the same old tired bullshit

7a4ad0cf No.3714041

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3c21b073 No.3714043

You first, faggot.

322a63e4 No.3714051

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Hell no.

6b608b3e No.3716953

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> Can any of you stupid fucks at least come up with new ideas

df8768ef No.3716955

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I keep you all on your toes.

I'm just chaotic enough to stop this place from falling apart.

2de88899 No.3716985

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8e747ecd No.3716987

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okay, you want new?
what is the smallest handgun caliber bullet whose hollow point would hold enough fentanyl to ensure a 1 shot overdose kill?

637fb460 No.3716991

Use an airgun with ricin instead

Heat would destroy the fentanyl

3df77f99 No.3716996

Agreed. With an airgun and ricin you can fire a 1.7 millimeter diameter pellet with a lethal payload. Or you could simply buy a Bulgarian umbrella instead. :)

df8768ef No.3717005

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agree, a pump bb gun or pellet gun would be just fine poisoned. Hell in most states its legal to put a silencer on a .22. They aren't loud to begin with and the rounds like to bounce around inside the body.

df8768ef No.3717006

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I have a .22 revolver. It sounds like a pop gun when fired, and even though everyone is like "omg the stopping power of a 45. I'm like you don't really need more than a .22 to stop a home invader, if you do a failure to stop pattern to make sure they're dead and can't sue you.

I'd highly recommend not using poison though, cause the failure to stop pattern makes it self defense, the poison makes it a homocide.

If you were going to kill someone with a poison loaded dart, I'd suggest concentrated nicotine or a high dose of insulin. They don't test for that in toxicology postmortem.

df8768ef No.3717007

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I'm actually very against killing. I have 6 bullets in my revolver, the first 3 are blanks.

df8768ef No.3717008

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Honestly I've had two home invaders, and between a GSD and beer. I've found that its easier to just say "hey here's a beer, get the fuck out of my house before I remember what you look like and call the police or my dog turns your leg into a fleshlight"

df8768ef No.3717011

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srsly, when a guy walk down the stairs ass naked with a dog, a gun, and a beer, and you give them the option. They usually make the good choice.

df8768ef No.3717025

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Nope. I just happen to know a lot of ways to kill people, and how bullets do things. Thank you military for that dangerous knowledge.

Besides, I have a dog to take care of. Killing myself would just not be cool.

Plus I really don't like living, but I'm always curious to see what fuck show happens next. I'd miss that if I was dead.

637fb460 No.3717026

>.22s bounce around inside the body
>.22 revolvers are quiet

Steam lying yet again. The bouncing around is bullshit and .22 revolvers are always louder than other .22s because of the cylinder gap

df8768ef No.3717027

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long ported barrel, and i was referring to bouncing around in the head, or to an extent the rib cage if you're lucky.

.22's are way more likely to bounce than just blast through someone like a .44 or a 10m. They're also cheaper.

df8768ef No.3717029

637fb460 No.3717033

.22s don't bounce inside the skull either. At most they glide along the bone until they lose inertia which happens quickly. NOTHING bounces around inside a ribcage. Anything hitting bone is not going to ricochet inward

e14ba894 No.3717066

>waaah mean imageboard people bully me
Get out, faggot.

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f94560ed No.3717161

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> Everyone else who got sick of this shitty place and the shitty people who run it either left or I got banned.

> …I got banned.

So you got banned, did you? Banned just like Aufy, the permanently banned ex-lulzian.

Are you admitting you are Aufy now?

df8768ef No.3717190

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Oh yeah, let the mighty tear me down. I'm good for it.

df8768ef No.3717195

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I'd suggest talking about it with bit man choob, before you do anything. Boy.

df8768ef No.3717196

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if I get kiddie-caroled, just let me tell you that I enjoyed tormenting you, and I enjoyed you tormenting me. We scarred a lot of minds, and I appreciate every one of them.

df8768ef No.3717197

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You know its been a while since I had a Steam army.

But yeah now would be a good "WE ARE LEGION" time

df8768ef No.3717198

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Or I can reset my IP at the end of the month… or you could just let me die.

The legion thing would be really cool right now though.

e14ba894 No.3717224

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>Aufy subnet mask

Uh huh.

c006cbe2 No.3717231

> From what I gather he seems to have some residual fondness for you.
Hear that, Steam? Aufy likes you. Hot and sweaty sex to follow.

e14ba894 No.3717232

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>Aufy subnet mask
Yes ok.

e14ba894 No.3717236

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>Aufy subnet mask
Sure why not.

e14ba894 No.3717242

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I don't know how it escapes you that everyone has a unique posting style as well.

e14ba894 No.3717246

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You're giving yourself way too much credit, sport.

4b7b6b11 No.3717457

Sure would be nice if I knew what the hell was being discussed here.

Oh well.

9738dc74 No.3717460

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No it wouldn't be nice. It was only the unpleasant BS from a mentally deranged ex-lulzian, who is banned. In fact, the only person who ever wants to know what he said is the insane creep himself.

That pretty much means that you are him – ban evading yet again. Hello Aufy. Have some cub. You sure do like cub porn a lot. You must be a pedo.

afcae13a No.3717471

That's a monkey? Looks like a rat to me.

ef288fc0 No.3717482

Reminds me of those of gay guys who keep hitting on straight guys until one day, they get the shit knocked out of them and the fag cries about homophobia and how they must be closet homosexual.

Yeah THAT'S why he beat you up.

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